Fortunately/Unfortunately - Page 84 - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Rune Son of Bjarne · 03-08-2006, 02:52 PM

Unfortunately, (for Belladonna) She turned in to a non winged dragon and hit the ground as a bowl of petunias. (that means she died and got scatterd all over the place)

Tuor in Gondolin · 03-08-2006, 02:52 PM

Unfortunately, the arrow did strike the Norwegian Blue Parrot.

Meneltarmacil · 03-09-2006, 06:19 PM

Fortunately, the parrot had been evil.

Gil-Galad · 03-09-2006, 06:46 PM

Unfortunately the parrot was just sleeping

Farael · 03-09-2006, 06:47 PM

Oops, just realized I cross-posted with Gil... let's change that and do a double-Fortunately/Unfortunately

Fortunately the parrot was actually the re-incarnation of Saruman who had just recently decided to abandon his evil ways

Unfortunately, many people now think that the sequence of Fortunately/Unfortunately should have included a comment on what Belladona/Dragon/Bowl of Petunia's was thinking before it crashed. It is believed that we would know a lot more about the universe if whe had.

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-10-2006, 12:37 AM

Fortunately, they weren't thinking about much, and Saruman made everyone bacon and eggs*!

*By this, I don’t mean that he made them into bacon and eggs. He made bacon and eggs for them.

Glirdan · 03-10-2006, 08:27 AM

Unfortunately, someone took the cookie from the cookie jar.

Telperaca · 03-10-2006, 08:54 AM

Fortunately, there was a spare cookie jar.

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-10-2006, 08:58 AM

Unfortunately, the jar was full of Dragons!

Although, no one quite knows why... or how.

Telperaca · 03-10-2006, 09:05 AM

Fortunately, the dragons were under a sleeping spell for enternity.

Eonwe · 03-10-2006, 09:16 AM

Unfortunatley, they all slept-walked. And they firebombed everything in sight.

Tuor in Gondolin · 03-10-2006, 09:31 AM

Fortunately some super intelligent mice had commissioned
Slartibartfast to make a long-lasting study which included
Middle-earth to discover just what Belladona/Dragon/Bowl of Petunia's was thinking before it crashed since they believed that we would know a lot more about the universe if they did.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 03-10-2006, 11:18 AM

Unfortunatley, because Tuor in Gondolin included "Belladona/Dragon/Bowl of Petunia's " in his post, I cannot declare war upon him as I wished to!

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-10-2006, 12:11 PM

Fortunately, a Mountain on wheels crashed through the house and the sleepwalking Dragons were crushed.

Naria · 03-11-2006, 11:32 AM

Unfortunately one of the dragons were able to escape before Mt. Zoom hit the house and breathed fire on all of the wheels, melting them.

Nogrod · 03-11-2006, 11:56 AM

Fortunately they looked much better in a melted state.

Glirdan · 03-11-2006, 12:00 PM

Unfortunately, Minas Tirith and Isengard were jealous of Mount Zoom's cool looking wheels and the chased Mount Zoom around Arda.

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-11-2006, 12:11 PM

Fortunately, nothing on wheels can catch Mount Zoom!

Gil-Galad · 03-11-2006, 01:15 PM

Except perhaps Mt. Zoom's clone from the North Pole... Mt. Zoom^2

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-11-2006, 01:52 PM

Fortunately, Mount Zoom^2 was in Aman doing advertisements for sports drinks.

Tuor of Gondolin · 03-13-2006, 09:45 AM

Unfortunately Mount Zoom's clone from the
South Pole, Mount Zoom^3, was even
faster.

JennyHallu · 03-13-2006, 09:48 AM

Fortunately, Mount Zoom^3 wasn't really interested in catching Mount Zoom to begin with, just fascinating with penguin chasing.

(And if it's a clone, can it be any faster?)

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-13-2006, 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JennyHallu

Fortunately, Mount Zoom^3 wasn't really interested in catching Mount Zoom to begin with, just fascinating with penguin chasing.

Unfortunately, upon hearing of all these other pretenders to its throne, Sauron turned Mount Zoom around and sent forth legions of Orcs and Trolls and Dragons which destroyed Mount Zoom^2 and ^3. And he did laugh heartily.

JennyHallu · 03-13-2006, 10:09 AM

Fortunately, the penguins felt better about the whole thing, and held a celebratory parade in Minas Tirith before traveling north of the Shire, where they planned to start a new colony.

Gil-Galad · 03-13-2006, 05:25 PM

Unfortunately, Penguins are natures party-animals and they ended up making a colony in Deep Harad where the Oliphaunt roam.

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-14-2006, 12:29 AM

Fortunately, due to a new peace treat, the Dragons and Penguins had become allies and they fought off the Oliphants. The Pen-gon alliance then sets off for the rest of Middle Earth!

Farael · 03-14-2006, 12:36 AM

Unfortunately, after the Oliphaunts were defeated, the Pen-gon alliance set it's aims on the rest of the free peoples of middle earth.... furthermore, some evil creatures tagged along.... and thus, the Pen-Tag-Gon alliance was formed.... or to simplify it, the Pentagon.

Tuor of Gondolin · 03-14-2006, 07:06 AM

Fortunately the Pentagon alliance was stymied by the
dolphins before they left Middle-earth out of gratitude
for the gifts to them by the great Numenorean ancestors of the
Gondorians. The exact words of the dolphins being:

Quote:

So long, and thanks for all the fish.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 03-15-2006, 03:42 AM

. . . some guy living Outside the Asylum (Elrond, actually) called for a Council of the Dolphin-hunt.

(I know that's not what happens in the book, but hey! sue me.

)

Tuor of Gondolin · 03-15-2006, 07:21 AM

Fortunately the Watcher formed an alliance
with his fellow water creature dolphins against
Elrond and the Pentagon.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 03-15-2006, 07:31 AM

. . . Boromir comes rushin' at the Watcher, holding his knife and fork, chanting 'SQUIIIIIIIIIIIIID!'

He ate the Watcher in the Water. *burp* Calamari is très nice.

WAVE KINGS AT BOROMIR THE DISCO SQUID! You are not forgotten.

Telperaca · 03-15-2006, 07:38 AM

Unfortunately, the squid was poisoned and so Boromir was facing a slow death...

Nilpaurion Felagund · 03-15-2006, 07:46 AM

. . . the two Unfortunately's cancelled each other and returned the thread to its primordial state.

[From the first post: ]Gimli finally found something to eat

Tuor of Gondolin · 03-15-2006, 08:40 AM

Unfortunately (depending on your point of view)
it was a blond movie elf. It turns out elves can
drown in the ocean. That wouldn't be
cannabalism, would it? Or would it?

Of course, rather like the inciddent involving Bilbo's
mother, the question remains did he slip or was
he pushed.

Telperaca · 03-15-2006, 09:13 AM

Fortunately for the elf, he could doggie paddle.

JennyHallu · 03-15-2006, 09:31 AM

Unfortunately, he got lost.

Tuor of Gondolin · 03-15-2006, 12:09 PM

Fortunately for the blond elf, some fangirls
prevailed upon Ulmo to help save him.

JennyHallu · 03-15-2006, 12:14 PM

Unfortunately, Ulmo merely saw to it that he didn't have to dog-paddle anymore, and gave him a magic ring that kept him afloat.

Tuor of Gondolin · 03-15-2006, 12:21 PM

Fortunately, the magic ring let him catch up to Gimli,
who he unceremoniously tossed into the sea.

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-15-2006, 12:43 PM

Unfortunately, Gimli's beard soaked up all the water.

03-08-2006, 02:52 PM	#3322
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately, the arrow did strike the Norwegian Blue Parrot. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

03-09-2006, 06:19 PM	#3323
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, the parrot had been evil. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

03-09-2006, 06:46 PM	#3324
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Unfortunately the parrot was just sleeping __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

03-09-2006, 06:47 PM	#3325
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,538	Oops, just realized I cross-posted with Gil... let's change that and do a double-Fortunately/Unfortunately Fortunately the parrot was actually the re-incarnation of Saruman who had just recently decided to abandon his evil ways Unfortunately, many people now think that the sequence of Fortunately/Unfortunately should have included a comment on what Belladona/Dragon/Bowl of Petunia's was thinking before it crashed. It is believed that we would know a lot more about the universe if whe had. __________________ I prepared Explosive Runes this morning. Last edited by Farael; 03-09-2006 at 09:56 PM.

03-10-2006, 12:37 AM	#3326
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, they weren't thinking about much, and Saruman made everyone bacon and eggs! By this, I don’t mean that he made them into bacon and eggs. He made bacon and eggs for them. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-10-2006, 08:27 AM	#3327
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfortunately, someone took the cookie from the cookie jar. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

03-10-2006, 08:54 AM	#3328
Telperaca Animated Skeleton Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: England Posts: 42	Fortunately, there was a spare cookie jar.

03-10-2006, 08:58 AM	#3329
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, the jar was full of Dragons! Although, no one quite knows why... or how. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-10-2006, 09:05 AM	#3330
Telperaca Animated Skeleton Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: England Posts: 42	Fortunately, the dragons were under a sleeping spell for enternity.

03-10-2006, 09:16 AM	#3331
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	Unfortunatley, they all slept-walked. And they firebombed everything in sight. __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

03-10-2006, 09:31 AM	#3332
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately some super intelligent mice had commissioned Slartibartfast to make a long-lasting study which included Middle-earth to discover just what Belladona/Dragon/Bowl of Petunia's was thinking before it crashed since they believed that we would know a lot more about the universe if they did. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

03-10-2006, 12:11 PM	#3334
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, a Mountain on wheels crashed through the house and the sleepwalking Dragons were crushed. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-11-2006, 11:32 AM	#3335
Naria Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 500	Unfortunately one of the dragons were able to escape before Mt. Zoom hit the house and breathed fire on all of the wheels, melting them.

03-11-2006, 11:56 AM	#3336
Nogrod Flame of the Ainulindalë Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Wearing rat's coat, crowskin, crossed staves in a field behaving as the wind behaves Posts: 9,308	Fortunately they looked much better in a melted state. __________________ Upon the hearth the fire is red Beneath the roof there is a bed; But not yet weary are our feet...

03-11-2006, 12:00 PM	#3337
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfortunately, Minas Tirith and Isengard were jealous of Mount Zoom's cool looking wheels and the chased Mount Zoom around Arda. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

03-11-2006, 12:11 PM	#3338
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, nothing on wheels can catch Mount Zoom! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-11-2006, 01:15 PM	#3339
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Except perhaps Mt. Zoom's clone from the North Pole... Mt. Zoom^2 __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

03-11-2006, 01:52 PM	#3340
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, Mount Zoom^2 was in Aman doing advertisements for sports drinks. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-13-2006, 09:45 AM	#3341
Tuor of Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Pennsylvania, WtR, passed Sarn Gebir: Above the rapids (1239 miles) BtR, passed Black Rider Stopping Place (31 miles) Posts: 1,548	Unfortunately Mount Zoom's clone from the South Pole, Mount Zoom^3, was even faster. __________________ Aure Entuluva!

03-13-2006, 09:48 AM	#3342
JennyHallu The Pearl, The Lily Maid Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In my luxury Barrow, snuggled up in a pile of satin pillows, eating fresh fruit. Posts: 1,628	Fortunately, Mount Zoom^3 wasn't really interested in catching Mount Zoom to begin with, just fascinating with penguin chasing. (And if it's a clone, can it be any faster?) __________________ <=== Lookee, lookee, lots of IM handles!

03-13-2006, 10:09 AM	#3344
JennyHallu The Pearl, The Lily Maid Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In my luxury Barrow, snuggled up in a pile of satin pillows, eating fresh fruit. Posts: 1,628	Fortunately, the penguins felt better about the whole thing, and held a celebratory parade in Minas Tirith before traveling north of the Shire, where they planned to start a new colony. __________________ <=== Lookee, lookee, lots of IM handles!

03-13-2006, 05:25 PM	#3345
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Unfortunately, Penguins are natures party-animals and they ended up making a colony in Deep Harad where the Oliphaunt roam. __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

03-14-2006, 12:29 AM	#3346
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, due to a new peace treat, the Dragons and Penguins had become allies and they fought off the Oliphants. The Pen-gon alliance then sets off for the rest of Middle Earth! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-14-2006, 12:36 AM	#3347
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,538	Unfortunately, after the Oliphaunts were defeated, the Pen-gon alliance set it's aims on the rest of the free peoples of middle earth.... furthermore, some evil creatures tagged along.... and thus, the Pen-Tag-Gon alliance was formed.... or to simplify it, the Pentagon. __________________ I prepared Explosive Runes this morning.

03-15-2006, 03:42 AM	#3349
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Unfortunately . . . . . . some guy living Outside the Asylum (Elrond, actually) called for a Council of the Dolphin-hunt. (I know that's not what happens in the book, but hey! sue me. ) __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

03-15-2006, 07:21 AM	#3350
Tuor of Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Pennsylvania, WtR, passed Sarn Gebir: Above the rapids (1239 miles) BtR, passed Black Rider Stopping Place (31 miles) Posts: 1,548	Fortunately the Watcher formed an alliance with his fellow water creature dolphins against Elrond and the Pentagon. __________________ Aure Entuluva!

03-15-2006, 07:31 AM	#3351
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Unfortunately . . . . . . Boromir comes rushin' at the Watcher, holding his knife and fork, chanting 'SQUIIIIIIIIIIIIID!' He ate the Watcher in the Water. burp Calamari is très nice. WAVE KINGS AT BOROMIR THE DISCO SQUID! You are not forgotten. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

03-15-2006, 07:38 AM	#3352
Telperaca Animated Skeleton Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: England Posts: 42	Unfortunately, the squid was poisoned and so Boromir was facing a slow death...

03-15-2006, 07:46 AM	#3353
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Fortunately . . . . . . the two Unfortunately's cancelled each other and returned the thread to its primordial state. [From the first post: ]Gimli finally found something to eat __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

03-15-2006, 08:40 AM	#3354
Tuor of Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Pennsylvania, WtR, passed Sarn Gebir: Above the rapids (1239 miles) BtR, passed Black Rider Stopping Place (31 miles) Posts: 1,548	Unfortunately (depending on your point of view) it was a blond movie elf. It turns out elves can drown in the ocean. That wouldn't be cannabalism, would it? Or would it? Of course, rather like the inciddent involving Bilbo's mother, the question remains did he slip or was he pushed. __________________ Aure Entuluva! Last edited by Tuor of Gondolin; 03-15-2006 at 08:56 AM.

03-15-2006, 09:13 AM	#3355
Telperaca Animated Skeleton Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: England Posts: 42	Fortunately for the elf, he could doggie paddle.

03-15-2006, 09:31 AM	#3356
JennyHallu The Pearl, The Lily Maid Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In my luxury Barrow, snuggled up in a pile of satin pillows, eating fresh fruit. Posts: 1,628	Unfortunately, he got lost. __________________ <=== Lookee, lookee, lots of IM handles!

03-15-2006, 12:09 PM	#3357
Tuor of Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Pennsylvania, WtR, passed Sarn Gebir: Above the rapids (1239 miles) BtR, passed Black Rider Stopping Place (31 miles) Posts: 1,548	Fortunately for the blond elf, some fangirls prevailed upon Ulmo to help save him. __________________ Aure Entuluva!

03-15-2006, 12:14 PM	#3358
JennyHallu The Pearl, The Lily Maid Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In my luxury Barrow, snuggled up in a pile of satin pillows, eating fresh fruit. Posts: 1,628	Unfortunately, Ulmo merely saw to it that he didn't have to dog-paddle anymore, and gave him a magic ring that kept him afloat. __________________ <=== Lookee, lookee, lots of IM handles!

03-15-2006, 12:21 PM	#3359
Tuor of Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Pennsylvania, WtR, passed Sarn Gebir: Above the rapids (1239 miles) BtR, passed Black Rider Stopping Place (31 miles) Posts: 1,548	Fortunately, the magic ring let him catch up to Gimli, who he unceremoniously tossed into the sea. __________________ Aure Entuluva!