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Unfortunately, (for Belladonna) She turned in to a non winged dragon and hit the ground as a bowl of petunias. (that means she died and got scatterd all over the place)
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Unfortunately, the arrow did strike the Norwegian Blue Parrot.
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
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Fortunately, the parrot had been evil.
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Psyche of Prince Immortal
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Unfortunately the parrot was just sleeping
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Nov 2005
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Oops, just realized I cross-posted with Gil... let's change that and do a double-Fortunately/Unfortunately
Fortunately the parrot was actually the re-incarnation of Saruman who had just recently decided to abandon his evil ways Unfortunately, many people now think that the sequence of Fortunately/Unfortunately should have included a comment on what Belladona/Dragon/Bowl of Petunia's was thinking before it crashed. It is believed that we would know a lot more about the universe if whe had.
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Fortunately, they weren't thinking about much, and Saruman made everyone bacon and eggs*!
*By this, I don’t mean that he made them into bacon and eggs. He made bacon and eggs for them. ![]()
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Energetic Essence
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Unfortunately, someone took the cookie from the cookie jar.
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Join Date: Nov 2004
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Fortunately, there was a spare cookie jar.
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Unfortunately, the jar was full of Dragons!
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Fortunately, the dragons were under a sleeping spell for enternity.
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Aug 2005
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Unfortunatley, they all slept-walked. And they firebombed everything in sight.
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#3332 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Fortunately some super intelligent mice had commissioned
Slartibartfast to make a long-lasting study which included Middle-earth to discover just what Belladona/Dragon/Bowl of Petunia's was thinking before it crashed since they believed that we would know a lot more about the universe if they did.
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Odinic Wanderer
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Unfortunatley, because Tuor in Gondolin included "Belladona/Dragon/Bowl of Petunia's " in his post, I cannot declare war upon him as I wished to!
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Fortunately, a Mountain on wheels crashed through the house and the sleepwalking Dragons were crushed.
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Unfortunately one of the dragons were able to escape before Mt. Zoom hit the house and breathed fire on all of the wheels, melting them.
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Flame of the Ainulindalë
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Fortunately they looked much better in a melted state.
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Unfortunately, Minas Tirith and Isengard were jealous of Mount Zoom's cool looking wheels and the chased Mount Zoom around Arda.
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Fortunately, nothing on wheels can catch Mount Zoom!
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Except perhaps Mt. Zoom's clone from the North Pole... Mt. Zoom^2
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Fortunately, Mount Zoom^2 was in Aman doing advertisements for sports drinks.
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Pennsylvania, WtR, passed Sarn Gebir: Above the rapids (1239 miles) BtR, passed Black Rider Stopping Place (31 miles)
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Unfortunately Mount Zoom's clone from the
South Pole, Mount Zoom^3, was even faster.
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The Pearl, The Lily Maid
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Fortunately, Mount Zoom^3 wasn't really interested in catching Mount Zoom to begin with, just fascinating with penguin chasing.
(And if it's a clone, can it be any faster?)
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The Pearl, The Lily Maid
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Fortunately, the penguins felt better about the whole thing, and held a celebratory parade in Minas Tirith before traveling north of the Shire, where they planned to start a new colony.
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Unfortunately, Penguins are natures party-animals and they ended up making a colony in Deep Harad where the Oliphaunt roam.
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Fortunately, due to a new peace treat, the Dragons and Penguins had become allies and they fought off the Oliphants. The Pen-gon alliance then sets off for the rest of Middle Earth!
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Unfortunately, after the Oliphaunts were defeated, the Pen-gon alliance set it's aims on the rest of the free peoples of middle earth.... furthermore, some evil creatures tagged along.... and thus, the Pen-Tag-Gon alliance was formed.... or to simplify it, the Pentagon.
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Fortunately the Pentagon alliance was stymied by the
dolphins before they left Middle-earth out of gratitude for the gifts to them by the great Numenorean ancestors of the Gondorians. The exact words of the dolphins being: Quote:
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
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. . . some guy living Outside the Asylum (Elrond, actually) called for a Council of the Dolphin-hunt.
(I know that's not what happens in the book, but hey! sue me. ![]()
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Fortunately the Watcher formed an alliance
with his fellow water creature dolphins against Elrond and the Pentagon.
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. . . Boromir comes rushin' at the Watcher, holding his knife and fork, chanting 'SQUIIIIIIIIIIIIID!'
He ate the Watcher in the Water. *burp* Calamari is très nice. ![]() WAVE KINGS AT BOROMIR THE DISCO SQUID! You are not forgotten.
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Unfortunately, the squid was poisoned and so Boromir was facing a slow death...
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. . . the two Unfortunately's cancelled each other and returned the thread to its primordial state.
[From the first post: ]Gimli finally found something to eat
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Unfortunately (depending on your point of view)
it was a blond movie elf. It turns out elves can drown in the ocean. That wouldn't be cannabalism, would it? Or would it? ![]() Of course, rather like the inciddent involving Bilbo's mother, the question remains did he slip or was he pushed. ![]()
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Fortunately for the elf, he could doggie paddle.
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The Pearl, The Lily Maid
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Unfortunately, he got lost.
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Fortunately for the blond elf, some fangirls
prevailed upon Ulmo to help save him.
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Unfortunately, Ulmo merely saw to it that he didn't have to dog-paddle anymore, and gave him a magic ring that kept him afloat.
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Fortunately, the magic ring let him catch up to Gimli,
who he unceremoniously tossed into the sea.
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Unfortunately, Gimli's beard soaked up all the water.
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