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03-02-2006, 12:25 AM | #3281 |
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Unfortunately, he swam into Gandalf's house and started eating all his food.
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03-02-2006, 03:38 AM | #3282 |
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Double! Bwahaha!
Fortunately . . .
. . . the food had their cloaks on. Unfortunately . . . . . . Gandalf didn't.
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03-02-2006, 07:02 AM | #3283 |
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Fortunately the Watcher dove out the window into the
Brandywine and swam into the ocean to have a great time chasing and eating Great Great Great White Sharks with his longtime chum Ulmo (they'd been in the same fraternity at VU).
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03-02-2006, 05:38 PM | #3284 |
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Unfortunately, they were sucked into the Giant Whirlpool of Total Doom.
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03-02-2006, 06:09 PM | #3285 |
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Fortunately, that meant that they were about to discuss philosophy with a giant squid!
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03-02-2006, 06:31 PM | #3286 |
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Unfortunately, the squid wasn't at home at the moment.
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03-02-2006, 07:43 PM | #3287 |
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Fortunately . . .
. . . his cousin, the medium-sized cuttlefish, was.
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03-03-2006, 12:39 AM | #3288 |
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Unfortunately, the medium-sized cuttlefish knew as much about philosophy as Gandalf does about keeping his cloak on.
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03-03-2006, 12:43 AM | #3289 |
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Fortunately . . .
. . . they talked about cricket instead.
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03-03-2006, 12:55 AM | #3290 |
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Unfortunately, by the end of it, most of them were just skeletons.
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03-03-2006, 02:47 AM | #3291 |
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Fortunately . . .
. . . Ainur and Watcher skeletons make good home decors for a cuttlefish.
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03-03-2006, 12:33 PM | #3292 |
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Unfortunately for the cuttlefish, cuttlefish
skeletons make even better home decor skeletons for Ainur and Watchers.
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03-03-2006, 12:36 PM | #3293 |
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Fortunately, this paradox sent everyone back to normal and back to their homes.
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03-03-2006, 02:27 PM | #3294 |
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Unfortunately, Aragorn found a huge dragon sitting in the King's House when he got back.
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03-03-2006, 03:20 PM | #3295 |
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Fortunately, The dragon was dead!
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03-03-2006, 03:31 PM | #3296 |
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Welcome to the 'Downs, Glowing Stone! Glad to have you aboard!
Unfortunatley, the King as really evil, and the Dragon had been going to kill him.
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03-04-2006, 01:36 AM | #3297 |
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Fortunately, he slipped and fell down the stairs.
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03-04-2006, 09:55 AM | #3298 |
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Unfortunately Smaug's third cousin (twice removed on
his mother's side) had been sent to guard the king since the twerp was a big disappointment to the family (having been thrown out of Dragon University for failing "Burning Down Laketowns 101") and saved the evil monarch.
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03-05-2006, 04:31 AM | #3299 |
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Fortunately . . .
. . . he was so excited at saving the evil monarch that he danced for joy in the throne room and suddenly dropped him in the Cracks in the Floor of DOOM!
GOOD wins! Here we go again . . .
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03-05-2006, 08:36 AM | #3300 |
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Unfortunately, the Dragon was so distort that it flew into a tantrum and destroyed half of Gondor.
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03-05-2006, 08:05 PM | #3301 |
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Fortunately, he awoke to find he had been haveing a most unpleasant dream.
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03-05-2006, 08:07 PM | #3302 |
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Unfortunately, the dream came true.
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03-05-2006, 08:29 PM | #3303 |
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Fortunately, a quick therapy session and one gigantic couch constructed later, the dragon's anger was found to have come simply from a childhood trama of a unsympathic mother...
~Aesthete
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03-05-2006, 08:31 PM | #3304 |
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Unfortunatley, this sent him into such a rage against his now dead mother, that he actually did destroy all of Gondor!
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03-06-2006, 12:32 AM | #3305 |
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Fortunately, Gandalf appeared in front of him with the intension of turning the Dragon to stone. But the Dragon assumed he would uncloak and fled into the wilderness screaming, "Don't go that way! Don't go!"
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03-06-2006, 04:49 AM | #3306 |
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Unfortunately . . .
. . . Gandalf did uncloak, and half of Gondor turned to stone.
The people, that is.
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03-06-2006, 09:52 AM | #3307 |
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Fortunately, Eru contracted with Aslan to (unstone?)
that half of Gondor.
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03-06-2006, 02:18 PM | #3308 |
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Unfortunately, Morgoth broke out of the Void and destroyed the rest of Arda.
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03-06-2006, 02:37 PM | #3309 |
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Fortunately, just before he began his rampage, Mount Zoom crashed into Morgoth's face and he fell over into the sea and drowned.
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03-06-2006, 04:23 PM | #3310 |
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It was bound to happen...
Unfortunatley, Chuck Norris, yes Chuck Norris gave Mt. Zoom and roundhouse kick to the face.
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03-06-2006, 05:50 PM | #3311 |
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Fortunately, it exploded due to the force of the kick and destroyed Morgoth anyway.
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03-06-2006, 07:02 PM | #3312 |
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unfortunately, anything within a 30 mile radius was destroyed.
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03-06-2006, 07:26 PM | #3313 |
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Fortunately, none of this matter because Arda was already destroyed (Gandalf uncloaked again )
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03-06-2006, 07:51 PM | #3314 |
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Unfortunately . . .
. . . when Eru reconvened the Ainur to begin the Music again, Gandalf uncloaked and turned half the Ainur into stone. The rest joined him in the uncloaking frenzy, and even Eru was seen shedding his llama wool.
UNCLOAKING WINS!
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03-07-2006, 12:32 AM | #3315 |
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Fortunately, when Gandalf saw this, he wept as everyone had stolen his idea and so he vowed never to uncloak again.
(How long will it last?)
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03-07-2006, 06:01 AM | #3316 |
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Fortunately . . .
. . . Iro, Eru's older brother, smiteth all the uncloaked ones.
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03-07-2006, 07:33 AM | #3317 |
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Unfortunately for Iro, a Norwegian Blue Parrot, thought to be dead,
but as it turned out only resting, decided many recent comments had gotten silly and got some ravens and the Lord of the Eagles to call for themes featuring the magnificent flying creatures in Middle-earth.
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03-07-2006, 11:35 AM | #3318 |
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Fortunately, for no one Belladonna Took was one of those creatures.
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03-08-2006, 05:31 AM | #3319 |
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Unfortunately . . .
(for Belladonna)
. . . an Elf shot an arrow at her.
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03-08-2006, 02:22 PM | #3320 |
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Fortunately, (for Belladonna) she turned into a dragon and the arrow did no harm.
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