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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Utah
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Thanks Hama!
 Now I just need to find out what`s wrong with my computer...Eomer, are you talking to me?!  Oh no! It`s the Central Park Rangers! (12 dimes, some mithril toenail clippers, and a twinkie to whoever gets that.)
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11-23-2004, 10:36 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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*hums and clips toenails*
Well Nimmy, to get that joke, I had to travel through the candy-cane forest and through the sea of swirly-twirly gumdrops, but I got it.
The fifth Ringwraith made a lucrative deal with Fox for a new reality show: The Wraith Life
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11-24-2004, 02:00 AM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
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Harsh!
The Witch-King attempts to blackmail Frodo by taping him watching Teletubbies.
~*~ Uh . . . Nil. The thing's pointed at the Witch-King. I know. But this is Middle-earth.
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11-24-2004, 06:04 AM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
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A Behind-the-Scenes look at production of the Mordor edition of Vogue. Here we see Nazgul Campbell posing for the cameras.
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11-24-2004, 06:29 AM
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The Perilous Poet
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Heart of the matter
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The Seventh Age brought an unwelcome rush of publicity for the Nazgul.
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11-24-2004, 01:00 PM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
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London Olympics 2012: "...and now it's over to the Goth Show Jumping event..."
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Gordon's alive!
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11-24-2004, 10:03 PM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
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The Ghostbusters set a trap to capture the Ringwraith.
Nazgûl: Oh, look! Shiny Ring-like trinket hanging from an ominous-looking contraption! Must look closer.
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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11-24-2004, 11:01 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: As with the flygja
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Deleted Scenes...
An Unfortunate misery...
On his own reality show, the 7th Nazgul finallly gets the undivided attension he deserved... Nazgul: "And this is were i practice my horsemanship everyday..." Camera guy follows... Nazgul #7 gets ready to jump, unfortuately the camera man is in the way of an deliberate end... Nazgul: "Are you getting it? I'm really do- AH!!!! *CRASH! SMACK.... A few minutes of blank screen then we see a fuzzy outline of a gaffer: *Gaffer: What do mean he BROKE my camera?! Fine! Cut him from the paylist! And if he isn't already dead, sue him for stupidity! ************************************************** *************** * A gaffer is in charge of the electronics of the set... Not Sam's dad.  This was a very lame attempt... sorry.  ~Shameful Ka~
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11-25-2004, 07:22 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Futuristic cannon threatens Nazgul's mission.
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11-25-2004, 10:44 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: As with the flygja
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*Sniff
Here's another one... i hope it hasn't been done before! this thread is huge! I remember when it was only 15 pages...(Don't worry, i won't go on like your grandpa about the war...)
 Galadriel thinks: "Wow... his hair smell's great! I wonder if he used Legolas' brand... I swear i'm addicted to that stuff..."  two minutes after eating a rather supicious looking lembas wafer, Boromir's stomach prepares to eject... Hope this sparks insperation... ~Ka~
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11-26-2004, 02:09 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Utah
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I`m on a role today.
12 dimes, some mithril toenail clippers, and a twinkie to Oddwen!
Glad and Fro pic: Oh no! I just dropped my gum in Frodo`s hair! Maybe he won`t notice... Borrum pic: I really need to clip my nose hair.
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11-26-2004, 04:11 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
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*Boromir valiantly tries to make bird calls with his blade of grass.*
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11-26-2004, 06:33 PM
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Bittersweet Symphony
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: On the jolly starship Enterprise
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Galadriel thinks: He'd better not have lice....
Boromir: Okay, Kazoo Ensemble, ready to play? And-a one, two, three, four! *bzzzzzzzzzz* |
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11-26-2004, 08:08 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: what are you doing here? did you come here to eat my popcorn?
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Galadriel thinks: "smelly little hobbit...with my eyes closed, it's hard to tell if I'm kissing the top of your head or your hairy feet! Note to self: Gotta start stocking the guest rooms with stronger herbal shampoo."
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11-26-2004, 09:06 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Virginia.
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Boromir reflects sadly on the ravenous appetites of the hobbits and wonders how they will ever get to Mount Doom without starving.
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11-27-2004, 05:07 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jan 2004
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The sudden realisation that he could not Disco on the Moon saddened Borromir ...
Frodo: Er....don't you think you've kissed my forehead for long enough now? Galadriel: Shh...my back's cricked and I can't stand up... |
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11-27-2004, 05:55 AM
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The Perilous Poet
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Heart of the matter
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i) Having lulled the little fellow into a false sense of security with that 'test passing' gibberish, the Elven brain-sucker got down to business.
ii) *mumbles* Save the White City? Um...great, great... Hey, hang on...!...I'm not dead, just wounded...Aragorn....hey, come on... I need help walking...*small voice* Aragorn?...ah, never mind.
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11-27-2004, 11:13 AM
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Corpus Cacophonous
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: A green and pleasant land
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Boromir once more falls victim to the notorious horn thief ...
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11-27-2004, 12:52 PM
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
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*Galadriel spent the night in the hospital after Frodo administered the famous Glasgow kiss.*
*Boromir, choking with disbelief, perceives the biggest rat he has ever seen down in Moria. He did not sleep one wink that night.*
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11-27-2004, 02:59 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: As with the flygja
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11-27-2004, 08:11 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: As with the flygja
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Another one!
I'm just on a roll! Another funny one to also poke at:
 Denethor goes "Oldstimers"... D: Boromir, you do remember that you have boy scouts today... You can play with your brother tomorrow! F (wispers to boromir): What is he saying?! You haven't been in boy scouts for almost ten years! Do you think he's not taking his medication anymore? Come 'on we have to make him take it before he does anything stupid! B (Wispers back): i know, i know... but, it would be soo much fun if we could play with him a bit... You'll like it, because he won't bit your head off! F (wispers): err... yeah! you're right! Ok, on the count of three, we'll be kids again! let's see how he takes this! One, Two, Three! B (in a obedient tone): Yes, father... F (Wines): But, DAD! Why can't I go TOO! I want to GO too! B: *tried hard not to laugh... D(Being very authoritarian): No Faramir you can't. Because you are not old enough for boy scouts, and you never will be. Because i said so... Now go and do something that kids do... F: Hmmph! *folds arms and puffs out bottom lip Fine! I will go! And i'll hang myself from the tower! Yeah! Hope you like that! Then, when boromir here comes back he'll hate you too! I hate you! and... B: (punches faramir with elbow, wispers) Geez! don't give us away! B: Ok, father! I'm ready to go! *Puts really small hat on head. D: *Rubs head Eh... I don't feel so good... Boromir, what are you doing with your old boy scouts cap? I thought you got out of that horrible program once I found out that their biggest supporter was Sauron...No wonder those bonfires were a little strange... ************************************************** *************** Hope my humour wasn't too dry... i'm known for having an annoying dry humour habit... ~Ka~
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11-27-2004, 08:29 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Utah
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Boromir and Faramir: What do you mean there`s no such thing as the Easter bunny?!
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11-27-2004, 10:21 PM
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Bittersweet Symphony
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: On the jolly starship Enterprise
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Boromir: *breaks it down and does a crazy disco dance for no apparent reason, since he is, of course, the Disco King*
Faramir and Denethor: *stare* Boromir: *stops* *crickets chirp* Boromir: What? |
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11-27-2004, 10:26 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Greenwood the Great.
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Denethor: Hello, boys. I've been meaning to talk to you...
Faramir: Yes, father? Denethor: Ah, well, I don't think it's best discussed in public... Boromir: Oh, come on, pops. We're kind of on a schedule...still have to clean up the city after the battle... Faramir: Yeah, time's at a premium. Just tell us now. How bad can it be? Denethor: Well...alright. But remember that you made me tell you here! Faramir: *sighs* Just spit it out, dad! Denethor: Well, see, the truth is, boys...oh, jeez, this is embarassing! The truth is, boys, I'm not really your father. Boromir: WHAT?? Faramir: You're kidding. Denethor: 'Fraid not, son. Boromir: Well, if you're not our father...who ARE you? Denethor: Boromir...Faramir...I am your mother! (  )Faramir: Oh, nee ta ma duh tyen-shia suo-yo duh run doh gai si! (If anyone gets that last line, I will give you five pounds of Toblerone chocolate.)
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11-28-2004, 12:09 AM
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Hauntress of the Havens
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: IN it, but not OF it
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Dad and kids play hide-and-seek
Boromir: Aww...Faramir! I told you to keep quiet!
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11-28-2004, 03:52 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jan 2004
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As Denethor opened his robe, both his sons determinidly kept their eyes on his face...
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11-28-2004, 09:26 AM
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Mischievous Candle
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam.
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Since Denethor was squint-eyed, the whole family could play the staring game at the same time!
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11-28-2004, 02:39 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: As with the flygja
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Have to post...
When i found this, i knew you people would love it!! I did! (The car reminds me of the thread awhile back that talked about if the fellowship went on a van tour into mordor..)
 B: *thinks to himself "See! I've proved to you all that you cannot drive into mordor! They don't allow cars as cruddy as this!" Hope to inspire! ~Ka~
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11-28-2004, 02:46 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Utah
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hahahahahahaha!!!
Oh my gosh! *dies laughing
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11-28-2004, 06:01 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Greenwood the Great.
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No! Wait! I came up with another one!!
Man on the Right who is Not Really Denethor: Faramir? Faramir son of Denethor? Faramir: Yes? MotRwiNRD: You're a jerk, Faramir. A real kneebiter. Faramir: ...what?
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11-28-2004, 08:35 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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Three cheers for Lachwen the Infinitely Prolonged!
See that crack in Boromir's windshield? That very windshield withstood three Uruk arrows...and the airbag did the rest. Always wear your seatbelt. And Ka - I assume you're talking about "LotR Road Trip". I also miss that thread.
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11-28-2004, 09:40 PM
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Bittersweet Symphony
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: On the jolly starship Enterprise
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Boromir: Oh, snap. And here I was thinking I was getting it off easy, avoiding all that fire and ash and dust and stuff. I even got to put the big ol' shield in the back seat! But, noooo, some pesky little orc has to run right into the middle of the road!
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: As with the flygja
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Me Too!
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11-28-2004, 10:47 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Greenwood the Great.
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Boromir: Sweet mothers of Gondor, the traffic at the Morannon is simply awful today! *shouts* Hey! Move your bleeding lazy patoot! What? Yeah, same to you, buddy! *inappropriate hand gesture, artfully concealed behind sideview mirror* Stupid git... *smash* Awright, who threw that rock?! Who threw that rock?!? Just you wait 'til I find out who threw that, I'm gonna go berserker battle-rage on your arse!
*sigh* It appears road rage has been around for a long time... Oddwen; glad to be of service!
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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11-29-2004, 03:27 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jan 2004
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What do you mean you're giving me a ticket!? Say wha- I know my ****ing windshield's cracked, no it was NOT because I hit an orc, you can't impound this vehicle, I know the law! you're gonna wheelclamp it? Why? Of course I'm stopped here...I don't care if its double yellow lines I can't move. My engine is still running! I'm not parked!
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11-29-2004, 09:59 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: The World That Never Was
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<==The Lofty Tree of Gondor
I lurve this little Pokeball smilie, THE Ka!
Wheeee! ^^[No more chocolate for you, Saphy.] Aw... Car Picture: Boromir: What? MORE road construction? *pounds his head on the dashboard* This is so stupid. I told them we shouldn't have taken the detour through Utah! (You really have to be a Utahn to appreciate this. I swear, the Generic Orange Road Cone should be our new state animal. *headdesk*) ~ Saphy ~
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11-29-2004, 12:39 PM
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Corpus Cacophonous
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: A green and pleasant land
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Boromir: Farewell Aragorn! Make for the checkered flag and take the championship. I have failed!
Aragorn: No! You have conquered. Few have taken that corner at such a speed. The championship shall not fall to the Dark Lord Schumacher!
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11-29-2004, 12:52 PM
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Pilgrim Soul
Join Date: May 2004
Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle...
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Boromir 1: Boromir realised with horror that Legolas had borrowed his gloves when he was super gluing the crack in his bow......
Boromir 2: "no, Faramir, if you want to leave the Rangers to front " The Darkness" you are going to have to tell Dad yourself.."
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: As with the flygja
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I just put it there... You can find it and more on www.deviantart.com when you are looking at artwork in our lovely community and you wish to post something you are given an emoticon list... i swear there are over 400 of them. Go knock yourself out...(Not literaly! just an expression...)I do agree... That little road cone is everywhere in utah (Given the fact that i've been in utah over 8 times...) I think it deserves a name and species before it becomes endangered...(From people running them over! )~Ka~
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