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11-09-2004, 07:53 PM | #3201 |
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^^ Oddwen, Hitchhiker's Guide rocks!
Yes, now on to the caption...... All Boromir's machismo promptly rushed out of him when he saw Barney sitting in the Steward's chair. (Just combining two people I think deserve a swift death... Not that Denethor is quite as bad as Barney. You decide who deserves worse.)
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11-10-2004, 01:14 AM | #3202 |
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Oh, no. Not this song again . . .
Boromir: I feel pretty, oh so pretty. I'm pretty, and witty, and gaaaaay!!!
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11-10-2004, 11:51 AM | #3203 |
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Boromir pic:
At the gates of Rivendell he realised that he had left the water running.
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11-10-2004, 11:57 AM | #3204 | |
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Faramir: *yelling from Gondor* No, he's gonna kill me, you shmuck! Thanks a lot! Abedithon le, ~ Aranel ~
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11-10-2004, 01:25 PM | #3205 |
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Boromir "I don't think we're in Kansas anymore Toto".. (for Kansas read Gondor)
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11-10-2004, 06:24 PM | #3206 |
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In Teletubby Land . . .
Boromir: There something horribly wrong with this set . . .
Hmmm . . . there is.
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11-10-2004, 07:01 PM | #3207 | |
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Boromir: "What's this? Crop circles in Rivendell!?" Last edited by The Only Real Estel; 11-10-2004 at 07:08 PM. |
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11-11-2004, 05:48 PM | #3208 | |
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11-11-2004, 06:19 PM | #3209 |
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Hee hee! I love this pic!
Boromir hated going to Rivendell, for the elves always put tacks on his chair.
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11-11-2004, 06:26 PM | #3210 |
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He's singing Kareoke...but the microphone's been lost.
Borrums: Don't speak, I know what you're saying, so please stop explaining, don't tell me 'cause it hurts...
(several years ago at a fun and silly after school kareoke thing I went to, everyone sang that song many times, until we were all thoroughly sick of it. I still hate it!)
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11-11-2004, 06:41 PM | #3211 |
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Boromor pic:
"I said NO froth on my latte! Zero! Nata! None! It makes me all farty and bloaty! What part of that don't you understand!"
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11-11-2004, 07:50 PM | #3212 |
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Voice over: And Boromir just needs the double top to claim the invisible darts world championship trophy.
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11-11-2004, 09:01 PM | #3213 |
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(I saw these on another site, but I just wanted to share them.)
Peter Jackson managed to edit out the fact that Boromir was flossing his teeth. Without realizing it, Merry and Pippin had stolen Boromir's hoagie. /other people's captions Thank the chef, that squid was excellent!
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11-11-2004, 09:15 PM | #3214 |
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Originally, Boromir laughed off Elrond's prediction that one day Boromir would shorten his hair, slick it back, try to steal a piece of paper called 'The Decleration of Independence', & go off on some hunt for a 'national treasure', all the while pitted against some guy named 'Cage.'
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11-11-2004, 10:21 PM | #3215 | |
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Heh. That movie looks incredibly stupid. But, hey? were here to poke fun. My Turn ... After long hours of almost seemingly meaningless practice, boromir brings himself to muster a few cords of "Just my imagination", when suddenly he notices the absence of his microphone...
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11-11-2004, 10:45 PM | #3216 |
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Boromir taunts Aragorn for his pathetic performance in the Hobbit-tossing contest.
Boromir: Ha! *makes a zero with his hand*
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11-12-2004, 03:22 AM | #3217 |
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Boromir attempted to lighten the mood at the Council of Elrond with his famous Groucho Marx impression.
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11-12-2004, 08:52 AM | #3218 |
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Boromir noticed that Elrond had stolen his telescope...
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11-12-2004, 09:14 AM | #3219 |
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Boromir: Now that's great coffee!
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11-12-2004, 09:26 AM | #3220 |
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Boromir: Oh Dad, I came this close. This close!
Denethor: Close only counts in horseshoes and grenades, you fool.
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11-12-2004, 09:57 AM | #3221 |
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"Hey there, foxy elven mama!" Boromir counts on his suave moves to impress women. Ironically, he remains single until the time of his death.
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11-12-2004, 10:08 AM | #3222 |
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Oh so many possibilities.
Brormir was so confident in his darts playing ability that he did not notice that Aragorn had taken his dart.
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11-12-2004, 10:27 AM | #3223 | |
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"In Gondor they're this big..."
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11-12-2004, 10:49 AM | #3224 |
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Even as Boromir raised the Horn of Gondor to his lips to call for aid, the notorious horn thief struck.
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11-12-2004, 11:46 AM | #3225 |
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another variation on the theme
Boromir bites an invisible banana....
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11-12-2004, 01:17 PM | #3226 |
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"Happiness is a cigar called..." ......and then the anti-smoking elves angrily snatch the cheroot from Boromir's hand, pointing out the no-smoking signs.
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11-12-2004, 01:38 PM | #3227 |
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Sean Bean is still sharp!
Bean: Damn right I am!
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11-12-2004, 01:54 PM | #3228 |
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'Boromir' celebrates a 3-0 defeat of Leeds United at Bramall Lane and joins in with a rousing chorus of Greasy Chip Buttie.
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11-12-2004, 02:02 PM | #3229 | |
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That may be a cultural reference too specific for southerners and other foreigners
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11-12-2004, 02:04 PM | #3230 |
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Boromir recounts his past battle adventures, exaggerating a little for effect:
'And when that arrow got me, it left a hole in my back that was this big!'
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11-12-2004, 02:24 PM | #3231 | |
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11-12-2004, 02:30 PM | #3232 | |
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11-12-2004, 06:40 PM | #3233 |
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The frequent thought of Boromir:
Why do people keep stealing things from me? or Boromir prepared to take a bite out of his donut hole.
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11-12-2004, 09:22 PM | #3234 |
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'Lord Elrond, tell us about hair!'
Elrond drones on and on about the last alliance, and starts to quote his own poetry (namely: "Ode to a Lump of Green Putty I found in my Armpit this Morning"), and Boromir prepares to gnaw his own arm off.
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11-13-2004, 06:01 AM | #3235 |
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Boromir feasts upon the Emperor's New Chocolate Bar. It's ultra low-carb.
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11-13-2004, 06:17 PM | #3236 |
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Battle of the musical movements!!!
Hope to impress...
Boromir reflects on how long his brother has until he wrecks his new O-ZONE cd... *trying to yell above the tencho-boy band groove... " Don't make me get Travolta on your back-side!" Disco lives on!!!
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11-14-2004, 11:21 AM | #3237 | |
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Please, Lord Elrond is NOT a vogon
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11-14-2004, 10:48 PM | #3238 |
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As the judge, Boromir shows Aragorn his score in the annual Rivendell Disco Championships. Arwen then strangles Aragorn with the Evenstar.
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11-15-2004, 08:10 AM | #3239 |
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Time for a new one methinks... At the most inopportune moment, Elrond realised that he'd left his key in the front door. |
11-15-2004, 09:52 AM | #3240 |
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Some one took the "bunny ears on a photo" joke too far.
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