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Hama Of The Riddermark · 11-01-2004, 09:11 AM

Sam and Frodo looked in awe at the gifts Elrond had given his 'trick or treaters'

Galadel Vinorel · 11-01-2004, 10:04 AM

Sam: oohhh....Mr. Frodo look at the pretty elvsies. Do you think that I could feed one?

Frodo: *hands Sam some lembas treats* Be careful, Sam. Elves can get testy when you come into their habitat. Make sure that you don't pet them. Wait, Sam, don't rush at them! You'll startle them! SAM!

*Sam is seen flying through the air. He lands at the feet of Frodo, who helps him to his feet.*

Frodo: What did I tell you? Don't scare them. They have a testy temper.

*Sam shakes his head and smiles*

Sam: That was fun! I want to do it again!

*Frodo watched the young hobbit run off after the elves*

Frodo: Will he ever learn? *screaming is heard* Nope.---*Frodo turns towards camera.*---Now remember kids, don't be as foolish as Sam. Do not disturb creatures in their natural habitat, or, well, you know what will happen.

*Sam flys through the air and lands in front of the camera. He smiles; his two front teeth are missing.)

Sam: Liphsten to Miphster Frodo. Be phsafe!! *Sam collapses*

THE END

(Note to the Public: No elves were harmed in the making of this commercial on Safety in the Forest )

Maeggaladiel · 11-01-2004, 10:31 AM

Frodo: *into microphone* Goooood morning, Middle Earth! You're listening to K-SHIR radio! And now the daily traffic report.

Sam: *into microphone* There seems to be a lot of traffic on Interstate-5 this morning, all the way from Lorien to the Sea! If you're headed to the Gray Havens today, expect delays!

Frodo: I've just recieved word from our Shire contact that there is a three-horse pileup outside Bree! Apparently the driver of a white Mustang lost control of his animal on a patch of wet cobblestone outside the Prancing Pony, rear-ending a brown Pinto and spooking a black Mustang!

Sam: And now back to the studio, with Pippin and the weather forecast.

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-01-2004, 11:21 AM

Frodo: I was working in my lab, late one night, when my eyes beheld an eerie sigh, for the elves in the shire, began to rise, and suddenly, to my surprise...

Elves *all turn around* they did the mash!

Frodo: They did the monster mash

Elves: The monster mash

Frodo: It was a shire smash.

Elves: It was a smash!

Frodo: It caught on in a flash

Elves: The monster mash

Frodo: they did the monster mash.

And so on and so forth.

Nimrodel_9 · 11-01-2004, 05:29 PM

Merry was over joyed when he discovered the cookie in his pocket.

Galadel Vinorel · 11-01-2004, 06:09 PM

Merry: "I'm so wet...it just makes me want to sing...I'm SINGING in the rain! Just singing in the rain! What a glorious feeling! I'm happy again!"

Pippin, Sam and Frodo join in and they began to dance, circling around trees in their merry little dance. Aragorn finally joins in and they dance happily through the night.

The story contiues....

A traveling producer hears their marvelous singing and signs a contract with them. They travel around Middle Earth performig day and night, accumulating wealth and gaining a great amount of fame. Yet none of this matters for they totally forget about the Ring and Sauron eventually finds them takes back the Ring and makes them his slaves to sing for him day and night. Thus Sauron takes over Middle Earth and everyone is forced to serve him forever.

THE END

Hama Of The Riddermark · 11-02-2004, 03:25 AM

Merry wasn't sure whether to laugh or cry when he read about the presidential election.

Lhunardawen · 11-02-2004, 04:00 AM

Merry smiles for the trick camera.

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 11-02-2004, 04:44 AM

Merry went to the audition of "Little Red Riding Hood" in full costume but still, for some reason, didn't get the main role.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 11-04-2004, 05:32 AM

Elves picture

Frodo: Be vewwy vewwy quiet. We'we hunting elves.

A shilling to whoever gets that.

~*~
Merry pic

I just noticed . . . Merry lost the whites of his eyes!
Alien fungi took over his body . . .

Maeggaladiel · 11-04-2004, 10:33 AM

(Nil- That's Elmer Fudd! Do I get a shilling?)

Merry- Who's got a kiss for the pickety witch, the pickety witch, the pickety witch?
(A strawberry cheesecake to whoever gets that one)

OR

Merry's nasgul costume was lacking something...

Nimrodel_9 · 11-04-2004, 06:25 PM

Merry pic

Don`t ya hate it when you bite your tongue?

Nilpaurion Felagund · 11-05-2004, 02:35 AM

Merry in Botox.

Post-graduate. Why is the Merry pic in sfumato? (A piece of mithril to whoever gets that.

)

Mithalwen · 11-05-2004, 12:26 PM

Mery really enjoyed the "Falls of Teiglin" water ride at the "Middle Earth Experience" themepark "wanna go again, please Aragorn?" "No, queueing time is 3 hours and Gimli wants to go on the "Mithril Mines" ride .. no Sam, you won't make the height restriction for the Vingelot ride......"

Nimrodel_9 · 11-05-2004, 05:47 PM

No one would have ever suspected Sam was a vampire until it was too late.

Elennar Starfire · 11-05-2004, 07:45 PM

Sam: Mister Frodo's asleep...now...it's mine...my own...my preciousss...

Sapphire_Flame · 11-05-2004, 09:40 PM

Heh, vampire Sam. *snerksnork*

Sam: Of course I know how to check a pulse! What kind of idiot do you take me for?

Abedithon le,

~ Saphy ~

Farmira · 11-06-2004, 10:02 AM

Sam: ... huh? whats that? your breaking up?.... mr.frodo your phone isn't getting service here...

:P

Farmira · 11-06-2004, 10:09 AM

http://thethrillseeker.net/funny/Lot...man_bubble.jpg

^^ sry couldn't get the picture to work))

Saruman: ha! with this device i will take over the world

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-06-2004, 11:39 AM

Sam pic:

Sam: Now Mr Frodo, if we hold hands together like this for long enough we’ll transport directly to mount doom!

Frodo: Sam, you've been saying that... for... the ... last...... five..... hours.... *Snore*

Saruman pic;
Saruman: I can't believe my eyes!

The Only Real Estel · 11-06-2004, 04:30 PM

When the 10,000 Uruk was created, Saruman allowed himself a quick break from breeding to enjoy a little bubbly.

Nimrodel_9 · 11-06-2004, 05:33 PM

Grima: Shhhh! Rats are rabid you know! Ah! Be careful! Move slowly! No! Don`t do that! Ah!
Saruman(thinking to himself): Why oh why did I hire this idiot to help clean out the rafters?

elronds_daughter · 11-06-2004, 06:04 PM

Saruman: My creation is complete! With it I will frighten the wits out of every single creature in Middle Earth!!! AAHH!!!

Oh, no, I didn't take into consideration that I might scare the wits out of myself!!

Elennar Starfire · 11-06-2004, 07:20 PM

Saruman: Quick! Measure it! This one's a world record for sure!

Oddwen · 11-06-2004, 08:18 PM

The Sam/Fro pic:

Sam fights valiantly to keep Frodo's fist away from his head...

or...

This scene is just moments after Sam flipped Frodo over his shoulder in an unrivalled karate move.
Sam: Oh, Mr. Frodo, I'm sorry! I was just practicing for that Stinker, if you follow me!
Fro: Ehh...ehh...*grunt*

Lhunardawen · 11-07-2004, 02:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my dearly beloved brother :)

Post-graduate. Why is the Merry pic in sfumato? (A piece of mithril to whoever gets that. )

Hah! It's blurry, like Leonardo da Vinci's The Mona Lisa! Where's my mithril?

Saruman pic:
Grima, somewhere: Oh pleeease, grow old, will you?
*moments later*
Grima: *mumble mumble* (Translation: "Let me out!")

Nimrodel_9 · 11-07-2004, 03:38 PM

Saruman never did admit that his favorite past times were catching butterflies.

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-08-2004, 02:34 AM

Saruman woke up to find that some one had replaced his staff.

OR

Saruman: WEEE! This is fun!... (Witch King and cronies enter).... erm... It’s not what it looks like!

And a shiny sixth pence to anyone who gets that!

Hama Of The Riddermark · 11-08-2004, 03:23 AM

Quote:

Saruman: WEEE! This is fun!... (Witch King and cronies enter).... erm... It’s not what it looks like!

Could that be from American Pie? Doubt it, just reminds me of that scene...

Mine:

Saruman discovered that the Uruk Hai were much better at making bubblemix that fighting...

Saruman regretted trying that aromatic cigarette he'd found under Grima's bed when he saw a liquid palantir fly past On ThE EnD of Hi.....ss..s..t...a..ff
(A piece of redberry tart to whever gets that)

Sapphire_Flame · 11-08-2004, 09:25 AM

Saruman: *singing* I'm forever blowing bubbles...

Heh.

Abedithon le,

~ Saphy ~

Maeggaladiel · 11-08-2004, 09:41 AM

Saruman: Uruks, Shmuruks. Humans and orcs, what was I thinking? Now for my greatest creation ever! I shall cross garden gnomes with giant bubbles to create a race of tiny floating minions! BRING IN THE GNOMES!

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-08-2004, 09:56 AM

Quote:

Could that be from American Pie? Doubt it, just reminds me of that scene...

AAAGH! That film is the WORST FILM EVER! It’s not even amusing in the slightest!

SO no, it’s NOT from that disgraceful excuse for a film

Sorry, must stop rambling.

Anyway back on topic;

Saruman: Now I'll get that Gandalf! If this net can't stop him, nothing can!

Nimrodel_9 · 11-08-2004, 05:00 PM

Ah! *cough cough hack!* I just swallowed a fly!
or
This isn`t Osgiliath!
(you decide

)

Elennar Starfire · 11-08-2004, 08:59 PM

Boromir: I need sunglasses...

Quote:

Saruman: WEEE! This is fun!... (Witch King and cronies enter).... erm... It’s not what it looks like!

Oh please, don't tell me it's from Heart Breakers..

Oddwen · 11-08-2004, 09:44 PM

Quote:

Saruman: WEEE! This is fun!... (Witch King and cronies enter).... erm... It’s not what it looks like!

It's not from "Spaceballs" is it?

Boromir stares in awe as the giant disco ball is raised in the hall of the Citadel...and smiles.

or...

Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive, stayin' alive...
B: They're playing my song!

Nilpaurion Felagund · 11-08-2004, 09:53 PM

Sam pic

Sam: Now when that Black Rider comes I'll throw you over the fence. Are you ready?

Frodo Sam, no!

~*~

Saruman pic

Saruman: Gandalf! What did you do to my staff?

Gandalf: Haha! Care for a rematch now?

~*~

Boromir pic

Boromir: What do you mean I die in this movie? I thought that was Viggo!

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-09-2004, 02:10 PM

Quote:

Saruman: WEEE! This is fun!... (Witch King and cronies enter).... erm... It’s not what it looks like!

To put all out of misery, its form a British sit-com called Black Books, I'd just been watching it.

************
Boromir: I see trees of green! Red roses too! I see them bloom, for me and you! And I think to myself... What a wonderful world!

Sapphire_Flame · 11-09-2004, 03:25 PM

Boromir: Waitaminute, I thought I was the one who ended up with Eowyn! *pouts* 'S not fair!

Abedithon le,

~ Saphy ~

The Only Real Estel · 11-09-2004, 06:58 PM

Boromir: "What's that Pete? I've got to die again? I can't stand it! I have to blood die in every movie I act in!"

Oddwen · 11-09-2004, 07:16 PM

Quote:

Boromir: I see trees of green! Red roses too! I see them bloom, for me and you! And I think to myself... What a wonderful world!

KABOOOOOM!

Don't panic.

11-01-2004, 10:04 AM	#3162
Galadel Vinorel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Lothlorien, the Woodlen Realm Posts: 366	Public Safety Commercial Sam: oohhh....Mr. Frodo look at the pretty elvsies. Do you think that I could feed one? Frodo: hands Sam some lembas treats Be careful, Sam. Elves can get testy when you come into their habitat. Make sure that you don't pet them. Wait, Sam, don't rush at them! You'll startle them! SAM! Sam is seen flying through the air. He lands at the feet of Frodo, who helps him to his feet. Frodo: What did I tell you? Don't scare them. They have a testy temper. Sam shakes his head and smiles Sam: That was fun! I want to do it again! Frodo watched the young hobbit run off after the elves Frodo: Will he ever learn? screaming is heard Nope.---Frodo turns towards camera.---Now remember kids, don't be as foolish as Sam. Do not disturb creatures in their natural habitat, or, well, you know what will happen. Sam flys through the air and lands in front of the camera. He smiles; his two front teeth are missing.) Sam: Liphsten to Miphster Frodo. Be phsafe!! Sam collapses* THE END (Note to the Public: No elves were harmed in the making of this commercial on Safety in the Forest ) __________________ “Words can never convey the incredible impact of our attitude toward life. The longer I live the more convinced I become that life is 10 percent what happens to us and 90 percent how we respond to it." -Charles R. Swindoll

11-01-2004, 10:31 AM	#3163
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	Frodo: into microphone Goooood morning, Middle Earth! You're listening to K-SHIR radio! And now the daily traffic report. Sam: into microphone There seems to be a lot of traffic on Interstate-5 this morning, all the way from Lorien to the Sea! If you're headed to the Gray Havens today, expect delays! Frodo: I've just recieved word from our Shire contact that there is a three-horse pileup outside Bree! Apparently the driver of a white Mustang lost control of his animal on a patch of wet cobblestone outside the Prancing Pony, rear-ending a brown Pinto and spooking a black Mustang! Sam: And now back to the studio, with Pippin and the weather forecast. __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

11-01-2004, 11:21 AM	#3164
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Frodo: I was working in my lab, late one night, when my eyes beheld an eerie sigh, for the elves in the shire, began to rise, and suddenly, to my surprise... Elves all turn around they did the mash! Frodo: They did the monster mash Elves: The monster mash Frodo: It was a shire smash. Elves: It was a smash! Frodo: It caught on in a flash Elves: The monster mash Frodo: they did the monster mash. And so on and so forth. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

11-01-2004, 05:29 PM	#3165
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Merry was over joyed when he discovered the cookie in his pocket. __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

11-01-2004, 06:09 PM	#3166
Galadel Vinorel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Lothlorien, the Woodlen Realm Posts: 366	Merry: "I'm so wet...it just makes me want to sing...I'm SINGING in the rain! Just singing in the rain! What a glorious feeling! I'm happy again!" Pippin, Sam and Frodo join in and they began to dance, circling around trees in their merry little dance. Aragorn finally joins in and they dance happily through the night. The story contiues.... A traveling producer hears their marvelous singing and signs a contract with them. They travel around Middle Earth performig day and night, accumulating wealth and gaining a great amount of fame. Yet none of this matters for they totally forget about the Ring and Sauron eventually finds them takes back the Ring and makes them his slaves to sing for him day and night. Thus Sauron takes over Middle Earth and everyone is forced to serve him forever. THE END __________________ “Words can never convey the incredible impact of our attitude toward life. The longer I live the more convinced I become that life is 10 percent what happens to us and 90 percent how we respond to it." -Charles R. Swindoll

11-01-2004, 09:11 AM	#3161
Hama Of The Riddermark Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 282	Sam and Frodo looked in awe at the gifts Elrond had given his 'trick or treaters'

11-02-2004, 03:25 AM	#3167
Hama Of The Riddermark Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 282	Merry wasn't sure whether to laugh or cry when he read about the presidential election.

11-02-2004, 04:00 AM	#3168
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Merry smiles for the trick camera.

11-02-2004, 04:44 AM	#3169
dancing spawn of ungoliant Mischievous Candle Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam. Posts: 1,234	Merry went to the audition of "Little Red Riding Hood" in full costume but still, for some reason, didn't get the main role. __________________ Fenris Wolf

11-04-2004, 05:32 AM	#3170
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Hi! Elves picture Frodo: Be vewwy vewwy quiet. We'we hunting elves. A shilling to whoever gets that. ~~ Merry pic* I just noticed . . . Merry lost the whites of his eyes! Alien fungi took over his body . . . __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good... Last edited by Nilpaurion Felagund; 11-04-2004 at 05:34 AM. Reason: Insidious insertions.

11-04-2004, 10:33 AM	#3171
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	(Nil- That's Elmer Fudd! Do I get a shilling?) Merry- Who's got a kiss for the pickety witch, the pickety witch, the pickety witch? (A strawberry cheesecake to whoever gets that one) OR Merry's nasgul costume was lacking something... __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

11-04-2004, 06:25 PM	#3172
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Merry pic Don`t ya hate it when you bite your tongue? __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

11-05-2004, 02:35 AM	#3173
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	(And my shilling goes to Maeg!) Merry in Botox. Post-graduate. Why is the Merry pic in sfumato? (A piece of mithril to whoever gets that. ) __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

11-05-2004, 12:26 PM	#3174
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,458	Mery really enjoyed the "Falls of Teiglin" water ride at the "Middle Earth Experience" themepark "wanna go again, please Aragorn?" "No, queueing time is 3 hours and Gimli wants to go on the "Mithril Mines" ride .. no Sam, you won't make the height restriction for the Vingelot ride......" __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

11-05-2004, 05:47 PM	#3175
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	No one would have ever suspected Sam was a vampire until it was too late. __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

11-05-2004, 07:45 PM	#3176
Elennar Starfire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Nowhere...now here Posts: 952	Sam: Mister Frodo's asleep...now...it's mine...my own...my preciousss... __________________ Don't let me die!

11-05-2004, 09:40 PM	#3177
Sapphire_Flame Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The World That Never Was Posts: 1,232	<==The Lofty Tree of Gondor Heh, vampire Sam. snerksnork Sam: Of course I know how to check a pulse! What kind of idiot do you take me for? Abedithon le, ~ Saphy ~ __________________ The Hitchhiking Ghost

11-06-2004, 10:02 AM	#3178
Farmira Pile O'Bones Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: where i wished i lived... Minas tirith Posts: 14	ok, maybe its just me... Sam: ... huh? whats that? your breaking up?.... mr.frodo your phone isn't getting service here... :P __________________ These tears you cry, have come to late Take back the lies, the hurt... the blame and you will weep, when you face the end alone you are lost... you can never go home....

11-06-2004, 10:09 AM	#3179
Farmira Pile O'Bones Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: where i wished i lived... Minas tirith Posts: 14	ok i have one!! :D http://thethrillseeker.net/funny/Lot...man_bubble.jpg ^^ sry couldn't get the picture to work)) Saruman: ha! with this device i will take over the world __________________ These tears you cry, have come to late Take back the lies, the hurt... the blame and you will weep, when you face the end alone you are lost... you can never go home....

11-06-2004, 11:39 AM	#3180
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Sam pic: Sam: Now Mr Frodo, if we hold hands together like this for long enough we’ll transport directly to mount doom! Frodo: Sam, you've been saying that... for... the ... last...... five..... hours.... Snore Saruman pic; Saruman: I can't believe my eyes! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

11-06-2004, 04:30 PM	#3181
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	cause for celebration When the 10,000 Uruk was created, Saruman allowed himself a quick break from breeding to enjoy a little bubbly. Last edited by The Only Real Estel; 11-06-2004 at 04:48 PM.

11-06-2004, 05:33 PM	#3182
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Don`t ask Grima: Shhhh! Rats are rabid you know! Ah! Be careful! Move slowly! No! Don`t do that! Ah! Saruman(thinking to himself): Why oh why did I hire this idiot to help clean out the rafters? __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

11-06-2004, 06:04 PM	#3183
elronds_daughter Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Location: Between the fortune cookie and the post-its. Posts: 644	Saruman: My creation is complete! With it I will frighten the wits out of every single creature in Middle Earth!!! AAHH!!! Oh, no, I didn't take into consideration that I might scare the wits out of myself!! __________________ I'd like to be the king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat.

11-06-2004, 07:20 PM	#3184
Elennar Starfire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Nowhere...now here Posts: 952	World's biggest bubble? Saruman: Quick! Measure it! This one's a world record for sure! __________________ Don't let me die!

11-06-2004, 08:18 PM	#3185
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	The Sam/Fro pic: Sam fights valiantly to keep Frodo's fist away from his head... or... This scene is just moments after Sam flipped Frodo over his shoulder in an unrivalled karate move. Sam: Oh, Mr. Frodo, I'm sorry! I was just practicing for that Stinker, if you follow me! Fro: Ehh...ehh...grunt __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

11-07-2004, 03:38 PM	#3187
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Squee! Elennar makes me happy. :D Saruman never did admit that his favorite past times were catching butterflies. __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

11-08-2004, 02:34 AM	#3188
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Saruman woke up to find that some one had replaced his staff. OR Saruman: WEEE! This is fun!... (Witch King and cronies enter).... erm... It’s not what it looks like! And a shiny sixth pence to anyone who gets that! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 11-08-2004 at 10:17 AM.

11-08-2004, 09:25 AM	#3190
Sapphire_Flame Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The World That Never Was Posts: 1,232	Saruman: singing I'm forever blowing bubbles... Heh. Abedithon le, ~ Saphy ~ __________________ The Hitchhiking Ghost

11-08-2004, 09:41 AM	#3191
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	Saruman: Uruks, Shmuruks. Humans and orcs, what was I thinking? Now for my greatest creation ever! I shall cross garden gnomes with giant bubbles to create a race of tiny floating minions! BRING IN THE GNOMES! __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

11-08-2004, 05:00 PM	#3193
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	New pic! Ah! cough cough hack! I just swallowed a fly! or This isn`t Osgiliath! (you decide ) __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

11-08-2004, 09:53 PM	#3196
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Three. *Sam pic* Sam: Now when that Black Rider comes I'll throw you over the fence. Are you ready? Frodo Sam, no! ~~ Saruman pic* Saruman: Gandalf! What did you do to my staff? Gandalf: Haha! Care for a rematch now? ~~ Boromir pic* Boromir: What do you mean I die in this movie? I thought that was Viggo! __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

11-09-2004, 03:25 PM	#3198
Sapphire_Flame Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The World That Never Was Posts: 1,232	Boromir: Waitaminute, I thought I was the one who ended up with Eowyn! pouts 'S not fair! Abedithon le, ~ Saphy ~ __________________ The Hitchhiking Ghost

11-09-2004, 06:58 PM	#3199
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Boromir: "What's that Pete? I've got to die again? I can't stand it! I have to blood die in every movie I act in!"