Duel of Doom! - Page 8 - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Gurthang · 07-08-2006, 03:49 PM

Gandalf: I am the school teacher who gives the trickster a slap on the wrist for being naughty.

High King Fingolfin · 07-08-2006, 08:36 PM

Saruman: I am the principal who fires the teacher.

Glirdan · 07-08-2006, 08:58 PM

Gandalf: I am the Board of Education who fires the pricipal, the teacher and closes the school.

Alcarillo · 07-08-2006, 09:29 PM

Saruman: I am the Department of Education, which fires the boardmembers.

The Only Real Estel · 07-08-2006, 10:00 PM

Gandalf: "I am the day's coffee break, where most of the Department of Education was, making it impossible for them to fire the boardmembers."

Alcarillo · 07-08-2006, 10:38 PM

Saruman: I am the broken coffeemaker, forcing everybody back to their offices.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-09-2006, 01:30 AM

Gandalf: I am the Giant squid that blocks the way to the offices.

Lhunardawen · 07-09-2006, 04:40 AM

Saruman: I am the Sea that swallows the Giant squid and forces it back to where it truly belongs - which is definitely not the way to the offices.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-09-2006, 05:50 AM

Gandalf: I am where the squid truly belongs; the offices themselves.

Kuruharan · 07-09-2006, 11:32 AM

Saruman: I am the disgruntled worker who firebombs the building.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-09-2006, 11:35 AM

Gandalf: I am the disgruntled worker's poor aiming that leads to him blowing himself up somehow.

Alcarillo · 07-09-2006, 02:46 PM

Saruman: I am the disgruntled worker's location inside the building.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-09-2006, 02:57 PM

Gandalf: I am the mysterious and weird force field of Doom that surrounds the worker.

Kuruharan · 07-09-2006, 03:16 PM

Saruman: I am the irritating nitpicker who points out that you are repeating yourself.

Celuien · 07-09-2006, 03:17 PM

Gandalf: I am the nit the nitpicker can't pick.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-09-2006, 05:28 PM

Saruman: I am the hair sprey that kills all nits!

Roa_Aoife · 07-09-2006, 07:26 PM

Gandalf: I am the near-sighted beautician who accidentally sprays the contents into her customer's face instead of hair.

Gurthang · 07-09-2006, 07:55 PM

Gandalf: I am the glasses that give the beautician perfect vision.

Diamond18 · 07-09-2006, 08:10 PM

Saurman: I am the bully who calls the beautician "four eyes" and stomps on the glasses, breaking the lenses.

Kuruharan · 07-09-2006, 09:49 PM

Gandalf: I am the life of crime the bully subsequently embarks upon, which ultimately leads to the bully being hanged from the yardarm.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-10-2006, 02:34 AM

Saruman: I am the government's new scheme that helps the bully out of his life of crime.

The Elf-warrior · 07-10-2006, 10:31 AM

Gandalf: I am the iconoclastic psychologist who points out that the scheme doesn't work!

Gurthang · 07-10-2006, 04:24 PM

Saruman: I am the government who goes ahead and implements the scheme, which works, thus proving that psychology doesn't work.

Kuruharan · 07-10-2006, 05:13 PM

Gandalf: I am the REVOLUTION which comes in and overthrows the government and gets rid of all their silly-willy namby-pamby mumbo-jumbo and reinstates the yardarm as the primary (indeed, only) form of social correction (along with a heavy emphasis on the use of the hyphen.)

Diamond18 · 07-10-2006, 05:57 PM

Saruman: I am Hyphenadrous, the three headed monseter the hyphen-obsessed government summons from the pits of hell and which devours the masses.

Kuruharan · 07-10-2006, 06:22 PM

Gandalf: I am Hyphen-ules, who, with my trusty hyphen, cuts off the heads of Hyphenadrous then burns them off at the neck to make sure they can't come back.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-11-2006, 12:47 AM

Saruman: I am the heat wave that causes the concrete to melt on the ground, thus causing Hyphen-ules to get stuck to the ground.

mormegil · 07-11-2006, 05:33 AM

Gandalf: I am the government official who decided we should use teflon on all our concrete.

mark12_30 · 07-11-2006, 06:24 AM

Saruman: I am the metal spatula that gouges the teflon, making it carcinogenic and .... sticky.

High King Fingolfin · 07-11-2006, 01:14 PM

Gandalf: I am the flaw in the metal that causes the statue to break.

Gurthang · 07-11-2006, 03:04 PM

Saruman: I am the pigeons who relieve themselves on top of the unexplained statue.

Azaelia of Willowbottom · 07-11-2006, 03:13 PM

Gandalf: I am the wind that blows the pigeons many leagues so that they can...uh... "rain" on Isengard, instead.

Gurthang · 07-11-2006, 05:27 PM

Saruman: I am the Force Field of Doom™ that blocks the unwanted "presents."

Celuien · 07-11-2006, 05:29 PM

Gandalf: I am the sub-space anomaly that interferes with the Force Field of Doom™.

Alcarillo · 07-11-2006, 06:19 PM

Saruman: I am the anti-matter rerouted through Isengard's warp coils to neutralize the sub-space anomaly.

Glirdan · 07-12-2006, 10:26 AM

Gandalf: I am Captain Kirk who uses said anti-matter to jump space time continueum and defeat the peoples of Middle-Earth.

Kuruharan · 07-12-2006, 11:07 AM

I am Dr. Overdale co-inventor of the Travest-o-Meter which has, for some strange reason, just blown itself all to pieces causing a re-boot of this entire thread.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-12-2006, 11:11 AM

Gandalf: I am the Mighty-throwing-arm-o-matic-of-Doom that flings the Travest-o-Meter into space.

Gurthang · 07-12-2006, 02:57 PM

Saruman: I am the overwhelming force of gravity.

Glirdan · 07-12-2006, 03:07 PM

Saruman: I am the magic that turns the gravity into gravy.

07-08-2006, 03:49 PM	#281
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Gandalf: I am the school teacher who gives the trickster a slap on the wrist for being naughty. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

07-08-2006, 08:36 PM	#282
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Saruman: I am the principal who fires the teacher. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

07-08-2006, 08:58 PM	#283
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Gandalf: I am the Board of Education who fires the pricipal, the teacher and closes the school. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

07-09-2006, 01:30 AM	#287
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf: I am the Giant squid that blocks the way to the offices. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-09-2006, 05:50 AM	#289
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf: I am where the squid truly belongs; the offices themselves. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-08-2006, 09:29 PM	#284
Alcarillo Shadow of the Past Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Minas Mor-go Posts: 1,007	Saruman: I am the Department of Education, which fires the boardmembers.

07-08-2006, 10:00 PM	#285
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Gandalf: "I am the day's coffee break, where most of the Department of Education was, making it impossible for them to fire the boardmembers."

07-08-2006, 10:38 PM	#286
Alcarillo Shadow of the Past Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Minas Mor-go Posts: 1,007	Saruman: I am the broken coffeemaker, forcing everybody back to their offices.

07-09-2006, 04:40 AM	#288
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Saruman: I am the Sea that swallows the Giant squid and forces it back to where it truly belongs - which is definitely not the way to the offices.

07-09-2006, 11:32 AM	#290
Kuruharan Regal Dwarven Shade Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold Posts: 3,591	Saruman: I am the disgruntled worker who firebombs the building. __________________ ...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no...

07-09-2006, 11:35 AM	#291
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf: I am the disgruntled worker's poor aiming that leads to him blowing himself up somehow. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-09-2006, 02:46 PM	#292
Alcarillo Shadow of the Past Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Minas Mor-go Posts: 1,007	Saruman: I am the disgruntled worker's location inside the building.

07-09-2006, 02:57 PM	#293
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf: I am the mysterious and weird force field of Doom that surrounds the worker. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-09-2006, 03:16 PM	#294
Kuruharan Regal Dwarven Shade Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold Posts: 3,591	Saruman: I am the irritating nitpicker who points out that you are repeating yourself. __________________ ...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no...

07-09-2006, 03:17 PM	#295
Celuien Riveting Ribbiter Join Date: May 2005 Location: Assigned to Mordor Posts: 1,767	Gandalf: I am the nit the nitpicker can't pick. __________________ People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect. But actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff.

07-09-2006, 05:28 PM	#296
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Saruman: I am the hair sprey that kills all nits! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-09-2006, 07:26 PM	#297
Roa_Aoife Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Someday, I'll rule all of it. Posts: 1,696	Gandalf: I am the near-sighted beautician who accidentally sprays the contents into her customer's face instead of hair. __________________ We can't all be Roas* when it comes to analysing...* -Lommy I didn't say you're evil, Roa, I said you're exasperating. -Nerwen

07-09-2006, 07:55 PM	#298
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Gandalf: I am the glasses that give the beautician perfect vision. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

07-09-2006, 08:10 PM	#299
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,460	Saurman: I am the bully who calls the beautician "four eyes" and stomps on the glasses, breaking the lenses. __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

07-09-2006, 09:49 PM	#300
Kuruharan Regal Dwarven Shade Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold Posts: 3,591	Gandalf: I am the life of crime the bully subsequently embarks upon, which ultimately leads to the bully being hanged from the yardarm. __________________ ...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no...

07-10-2006, 02:34 AM	#301
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Saruman: I am the government's new scheme that helps the bully out of his life of crime. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-10-2006, 10:31 AM	#302
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Gandalf: I am the iconoclastic psychologist who points out that the scheme doesn't work! __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

07-10-2006, 04:24 PM	#303
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Saruman: I am the government who goes ahead and implements the scheme, which works, thus proving that psychology doesn't work. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

07-10-2006, 05:13 PM	#304
Kuruharan Regal Dwarven Shade Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold Posts: 3,591	Gandalf: I am the REVOLUTION which comes in and overthrows the government and gets rid of all their silly-willy namby-pamby mumbo-jumbo and reinstates the yardarm as the primary (indeed, only) form of social correction (along with a heavy emphasis on the use of the hyphen.) __________________ ...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no... Last edited by Kuruharan; 07-10-2006 at 05:13 PM. Reason: found another hyphen I could put in...

07-10-2006, 05:57 PM	#305
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,460	Saruman: I am Hyphenadrous, the three headed monseter the hyphen-obsessed government summons from the pits of hell and which devours the masses. __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

07-10-2006, 06:22 PM	#306
Kuruharan Regal Dwarven Shade Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold Posts: 3,591	Gandalf: I am Hyphen-ules, who, with my trusty hyphen, cuts off the heads of Hyphenadrous then burns them off at the neck to make sure they can't come back. __________________ ...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no...

07-11-2006, 12:47 AM	#307
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Saruman: I am the heat wave that causes the concrete to melt on the ground, thus causing Hyphen-ules to get stuck to the ground. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-11-2006, 05:33 AM	#308
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	Gandalf: I am the government official who decided we should use teflon on all our concrete. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

07-11-2006, 06:24 AM	#309
mark12_30 Stormdancer of Doom Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Elvish singing is not a thing to miss, in June under the stars Posts: 4,349	Saruman: I am the metal spatula that gouges the teflon, making it carcinogenic and .... sticky. __________________ ...down to the water to see the elves dance and sing upon the midsummer's eve.

07-11-2006, 01:14 PM	#310
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Gandalf: I am the flaw in the metal that causes the statue to break. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

07-11-2006, 03:04 PM	#311
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Saruman: I am the pigeons who relieve themselves on top of the unexplained statue. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

07-11-2006, 03:13 PM	#312
Azaelia of Willowbottom Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: By the Sea Posts: 446	Gandalf: I am the wind that blows the pigeons many leagues so that they can...uh... "rain" on Isengard, instead. __________________ "Wherever I have been, I am back."

07-11-2006, 05:27 PM	#313
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Saruman: I am the Force Field of Doom™ that blocks the unwanted "presents." __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

07-11-2006, 05:29 PM	#314
Celuien Riveting Ribbiter Join Date: May 2005 Location: Assigned to Mordor Posts: 1,767	Gandalf: I am the sub-space anomaly that interferes with the Force Field of Doom™. __________________ People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect. But actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff.

07-11-2006, 06:19 PM	#315
Alcarillo Shadow of the Past Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Minas Mor-go Posts: 1,007	Saruman: I am the anti-matter rerouted through Isengard's warp coils to neutralize the sub-space anomaly.