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And PC davem has got his job back. Will we get to see him posing around in his police hat again, the one that made him look like an extra in the Full Monty?
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I think someone should open a Barrow-downs chippy and use the few unsold copies of the Downer to wrap the customers' chips and fish up in so they get a good read while they eat! ![]()
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Unfortunately, there was no News this week. So, I had a look through The Downer's archives and found this long lost edition from many, many years ago. Enjoy!
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Ye jolly good ol' times!
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Poor Serious Cat! That moustache is horrible.
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So did I...serious cat looks great
Anyway...interesting idea with the Downer this week... Perhaps a retro cartoon of Phantom and Alien follows... I could imagine Alien smoking a pipe and asking a butler to bring him some tea
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What a dandy cat!
No wag of my finger, but a sure tip of my hat to that striking show. ~ Aesthete Ka
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What's Serious Cat been up to there? Did he go on a rampage, destroying everything because he got Tesco Value Meat instead of Sheba?
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As Promised, Lal, this week, Davem is in the News...
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Ooh, I was late reading the paper today because I've been trying to keep up with what's been happening up my road because someone got shot last night! And I heard it all and thought it was fireworks!
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Does davem read The Downer? Or is it too High Brow?
![]() Or maybe he just does not like Alien... ![]() Anyway, people, if you have any stories you'd like on the front page, just PM them to me (because I am falling behind at the moment). I'm thinking of doing a competition soon where I'll post an amusing picture and the one who can make the best story for it will not only get on the Front Page, but win... I don't know... some grass. ![]()
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 03-01-2007 at 05:29 AM. |
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Hm...I wonder if Bob the Liar is really credible....
And is the Eye of Sauron allergic to muffins? That'd be a terrible allergy to have. Lastly, you should probably give away mud instead of grass, mud's more legal in these parts.
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Some floral arrangements are 'meh' at best, the mushrooms are the way to go. ~ Ka, Aesthete again
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My lap top died yesterday and I have been frantically trying to extract the upcoming Downer weeks off the fried hard drive.
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![]() As some of you may be aware, my beloved laptop sadly passed away yesterday. ![]() Unfortunately, I am, for now, without Microsoft Image composer, the program I use to make the newspapers and until I get it back I'm going to try some other methods but I cannot promise great quality in future papers. Also, I'm thinking of hiring an assistant writer for the Paper. If anyone is interested, the job will entail writing one story a week of around 200-300 words and, if he or she likes, some of the little side headlines also. If you're interested let me know. I need help because I've fallen a little behind with university work piling up and my computer problems. ![]()
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Well, here is the News... Happy now?
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Seems like a little prophecy from the Alien, doesn't it?
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Nice...interesting powers I guess, not exactly what I had expected
Btw, I wonder if the serious cat will ever make a guest star appearence...but on the other hand I fear that Alien would eat the jolly good cat ![]()
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Hmm....I wonder where one buys a table player.
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I'm sure you can find a good turntable at any music store...
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Which brings me to a new question.
Is serious a she or a he??? I mean, considering the moustache I think it's pretty obvious it should be a he...but you never know
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Lots of cats have mysterious moustaches, both the hes and shes. It are actually quite disturbing how many kitties bear a resemblance to a certain dictator.
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hmm...a mystery
I just thought of serious cat with its old style look being worshiped by thousands of slaves in ancient Egypt, maybe even have its own pyramid... ![]()
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Hey the forum cat looks just my old one before it got run over, its cute but the serious cat, I know where Winston Churchill is knowadays, Oh but my old cat. Poor Ronnie why did you have to get run over?
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It seems our very own Fordim Hedgthistle made an appearance in many newspapers across the US today, in this lovely little comic.
And it appears serious cat is not alone as an animal resident of the 'Downs... His far less sophisticated cousin seems to have caught the addiction, as well, perhaps adding to his...bad habits. ![]() And of course one of the longest dead residents of the 'Downs... ![]() |
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