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wilwarin538 · 05-09-2005, 04:21 PM

Fortunetaly the hug of DOOM doesnt effect hobbits so Frodo came out alive.

Nimrodel_9 · 05-09-2005, 04:44 PM

Unfortunately the Poke of DOOM does have an effect on hobbits and Snaga began to chase Frodo with his his finger.

Anguirel · 05-10-2005, 07:37 AM

Fortunately Snaga, demonstrating his awesome power to the Hobbit, poked himself and died instantaneously.

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-10-2005, 09:22 AM

Unfortunately, the smell of death attracted evil crows!

Nimrodel_9 · 05-10-2005, 11:26 AM

Fortunately the crows were hobbit-friendly and left Frodo alone.

Anguirel · 05-10-2005, 11:43 AM

Unfortunately, Frodo was by this stage quite broken down and paranoiac, and was too scared to move.

wilwarin538 · 05-10-2005, 01:25 PM

Fortunately Sam came and started to carry Frodo away.

Anguirel · 05-10-2005, 01:39 PM

(Oh horror! This is becoming like the book!)

Unfortunately Sam was too unfit to last long and quickly suffered a cardiac arrest.

wilwarin538 · 05-10-2005, 01:43 PM

Fortunetaly the cast of ER came out of nowhere and saved him.

The Elf-warrior · 05-10-2005, 02:44 PM

Unfortunately the 8 and the Barrow-wight found fell beasts and went hunting for the Ring.

Gil-Galad · 05-10-2005, 04:51 PM

Fortunately they got confuesed between the ring and the movie, so they went to their friendly neighbourhood Blockbuster instead

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-11-2005, 12:09 AM

Unfortunately, The store was sold out of The Lord of the Rings after Sauron bought them all up to go on a twelve hour watching spree!

wilwarin538 · 05-11-2005, 06:16 AM

Fortunately once Sauron realised he loses at the end he started to cry and brought the movies back.

The Elf-warrior · 05-12-2005, 03:17 PM

Unfortunately Sauron got back in contact with the 9.

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-12-2005, 03:19 PM

Fortunately, by now, Frodo and Sam were just getting inside Mount Doom!

Nimrodel_9 · 05-12-2005, 06:50 PM

Unfortunately strange blobs of blue gelatin started falling out of the sky and blocked the entrance to Mount Doom.

Holbytlass · 05-12-2005, 09:21 PM

Fortunately, it was second breakfast time.

The Elf-warrior · 05-13-2005, 12:22 PM

Unfortunately the gelatin was poisoned.

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-13-2005, 12:37 PM

Fortunately, Frodo and Sam hate Jelly. So they took their swords and cut through it until they were in the Crack of DOOM!

The Elf-warrior · 05-13-2005, 01:04 PM

Unfortunately Frodo refused to destroy the Ring.

Anguirel · 05-13-2005, 01:08 PM

Fortunately the Ring, which was getting tired, depressed and suicidal, slipped off Frodo's finger anyway...

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-13-2005, 01:10 PM

Unfortunately, Gollum jumped out from behind a stone and took the ring before it fell!

wilwarin538 · 05-13-2005, 03:31 PM

Fortunately Gollum slipped on a purple banana peel and fell off the edge.

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-13-2005, 04:08 PM

Unfortunately, the Ring had slipped from his fingers as he fell and was now lying before the corrupt Frodo!

Holbytlass · 05-14-2005, 06:36 AM

Fortunately, Sam-the-uncorrupt slipped the ring into his pocket before Frodo saw.

Boromir88 · 05-14-2005, 06:55 AM

Unfortunately, Frodo didn't have to see the ring, he could smell it. And the demented, mouth foaming, Frodo went after Sam.

Anguirel · 05-14-2005, 09:10 AM

Fortunately an epileptic, emaciated Hobbit is rather weaker than a healthy, muscular Hobbit.

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-14-2005, 09:13 AM

Unfortunately, Sam was the epileptic, emaciated Hobbit.

The Elf-warrior · 05-14-2005, 03:41 PM

Fortunately Gollum climbed up from a ledge and tried to take the Ring but the Ring slipped out of his grasp and fell into the hot lava and was thus destroyed.

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-14-2005, 04:10 PM

Unfortunately, Tolkien was unhappy with this and changed it to read
"Fortunately Gollum climbed up from a ledge and tried to take the Ring but the Ring slipped out of his grasp and fell onto Frodo's head".

Holbytlass · 05-14-2005, 06:47 PM

Fortunately, the ring got stuck in Frodo's tangled, sticky, unwashed hair and didn't fall into the lava.

Celuien · 05-14-2005, 07:18 PM

Unfortunately, the tangled, sticky, unwashed hair was actually a wig, allowing Gollum to snatch the hair and ring off of Frodo's head during a death-defying leap from his ledge.

Boromir88 · 05-14-2005, 08:51 PM

Fortunately, Anborn was watching off in the distance and lassoed Gollum, shouting..."Yay I got the squirrel!"

Holbytlass · 05-15-2005, 06:54 AM

Unfortunately, Anborn's cowboy shouting awoke the watcher in the water, with its tentacle, tethered Anborn, who still had Gollum lassoed. (picture that one)

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-15-2005, 07:04 AM

Fortunately, Aragorn, who thought this was getting far to silly, snatched the ring from Gollum as he flew past.

Gil-Galad · 05-15-2005, 01:57 PM

Unfortunately he forgot he can't fly and fell to his immediate doom of broken bones

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-15-2005, 02:33 PM

Fortunately, this meant that Gaffer Gamgee could pick up the ring and, as Gandalf had told him all about it, he made his way to Mount Doom.

wilwarin538 · 05-16-2005, 06:51 AM

Unfortunately, the Gaffer noticed Sauron's unkept garden and immediately took out his gardening tools to fix it.

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-16-2005, 08:02 AM

Fortunately, the Orcs scared him away.

wilwarin538 · 05-16-2005, 02:41 PM

Unfortunately the orcs had scared him away so quickly that he dropped the ring.

05-09-2005, 04:21 PM	#281
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	Fortunetaly the hug of DOOM doesnt effect hobbits so Frodo came out alive. __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

05-09-2005, 04:44 PM	#282
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Unfortunately the Poke of DOOM does have an effect on hobbits and Snaga began to chase Frodo with his his finger. __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

05-10-2005, 07:37 AM	#283
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	Fortunately Snaga, demonstrating his awesome power to the Hobbit, poked himself and died instantaneously. __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

05-10-2005, 09:22 AM	#284
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, the smell of death attracted evil crows! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-10-2005, 11:26 AM	#285
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Fortunately the crows were hobbit-friendly and left Frodo alone. __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

05-10-2005, 11:43 AM	#286
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	Unfortunately, Frodo was by this stage quite broken down and paranoiac, and was too scared to move. __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

05-10-2005, 01:25 PM	#287
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	Fortunately Sam came and started to carry Frodo away. __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

05-10-2005, 01:39 PM	#288
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	(Oh horror! This is becoming like the book!) Unfortunately Sam was too unfit to last long and quickly suffered a cardiac arrest. __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

05-10-2005, 01:43 PM	#289
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	Fortunetaly the cast of ER came out of nowhere and saved him. __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

05-10-2005, 02:44 PM	#290
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately the 8 and the Barrow-wight found fell beasts and went hunting for the Ring. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

05-10-2005, 04:51 PM	#291
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunately they got confuesed between the ring and the movie, so they went to their friendly neighbourhood Blockbuster instead __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

05-11-2005, 12:09 AM	#292
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, The store was sold out of The Lord of the Rings after Sauron bought them all up to go on a twelve hour watching spree! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-11-2005, 06:16 AM	#293
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	Fortunately once Sauron realised he loses at the end he started to cry and brought the movies back. __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

05-12-2005, 03:17 PM	#294
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately Sauron got back in contact with the 9. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

05-12-2005, 03:19 PM	#295
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, by now, Frodo and Sam were just getting inside Mount Doom! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-12-2005, 06:50 PM	#296
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Unfortunately strange blobs of blue gelatin started falling out of the sky and blocked the entrance to Mount Doom. __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

05-12-2005, 09:21 PM	#297
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	Fortunately, it was second breakfast time. __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

05-13-2005, 12:22 PM	#298
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately the gelatin was poisoned. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

05-13-2005, 12:37 PM	#299
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, Frodo and Sam hate Jelly. So they took their swords and cut through it until they were in the Crack of DOOM! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-13-2005, 01:04 PM	#300
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately Frodo refused to destroy the Ring. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

05-13-2005, 01:08 PM	#301
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	Fortunately the Ring, which was getting tired, depressed and suicidal, slipped off Frodo's finger anyway... __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

05-13-2005, 01:10 PM	#302
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, Gollum jumped out from behind a stone and took the ring before it fell! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-13-2005, 03:31 PM	#303
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	Fortunately Gollum slipped on a purple banana peel and fell off the edge. __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

05-13-2005, 04:08 PM	#304
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, the Ring had slipped from his fingers as he fell and was now lying before the corrupt Frodo! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-14-2005, 06:36 AM	#305
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	Fortunately, Sam-the-uncorrupt slipped the ring into his pocket before Frodo saw. __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

05-14-2005, 06:55 AM	#306
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Unfortunately, Frodo didn't have to see the ring, he could smell it. And the demented, mouth foaming, Frodo went after Sam. __________________ Fenris Penguin

05-14-2005, 09:10 AM	#307
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	Fortunately an epileptic, emaciated Hobbit is rather weaker than a healthy, muscular Hobbit. __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

05-14-2005, 09:13 AM	#308
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, Sam was the epileptic, emaciated Hobbit. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-14-2005, 03:41 PM	#309
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Fortunately Gollum climbed up from a ledge and tried to take the Ring but the Ring slipped out of his grasp and fell into the hot lava and was thus destroyed. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

05-14-2005, 04:10 PM	#310
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, Tolkien was unhappy with this and changed it to read "Fortunately Gollum climbed up from a ledge and tried to take the Ring but the Ring slipped out of his grasp and fell onto Frodo's head". __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-14-2005, 06:47 PM	#311
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	Fortunately, the ring got stuck in Frodo's tangled, sticky, unwashed hair and didn't fall into the lava. __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

05-14-2005, 07:18 PM	#312
Celuien Riveting Ribbiter Join Date: May 2005 Location: Assigned to Mordor Posts: 1,767	Unfortunately, the tangled, sticky, unwashed hair was actually a wig, allowing Gollum to snatch the hair and ring off of Frodo's head during a death-defying leap from his ledge. __________________ People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect. But actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff.

05-14-2005, 08:51 PM	#313
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Fortunately, Anborn was watching off in the distance and lassoed Gollum, shouting..."Yay I got the squirrel!" __________________ Fenris Penguin

05-15-2005, 06:54 AM	#314
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	Boromir88, that was too funny! Unfortunately, Anborn's cowboy shouting awoke the watcher in the water, with its tentacle, tethered Anborn, who still had Gollum lassoed. (picture that one) __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

05-15-2005, 07:04 AM	#315
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, Aragorn, who thought this was getting far to silly, snatched the ring from Gollum as he flew past. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...