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10-19-2002, 02:06 PM
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Animated Skeleton
Join Date: Sep 2002
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For this one:
Smiling's so over-rated sweety. Ok, well never mind, just don't read it.
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10-19-2002, 02:56 PM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: London
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Can I do the next one?
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10-19-2002, 03:22 PM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: London
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i'll take that as a yes
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Aw, you've done grand, laddie! Now you know what you have to do: Burn the house down. Burn 'em all! ~The Leprechaun from The Simpsons. |
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10-19-2002, 03:25 PM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: London
Posts: 91
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 If u want me to remove it, just say the word [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
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Aw, you've done grand, laddie! Now you know what you have to do: Burn the house down. Burn 'em all! ~The Leprechaun from The Simpsons. |
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10-19-2002, 04:55 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Lothlorien
Posts: 135
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Recent burglaries? Car accident? Troll drooling in your backyard? When you're most in need of assistance, call 1-800-hobbit-4-u...we'll always be there when you need us the most.
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And i know/ It's only in my mind/ That i'm talking to myself/ And not to him! |
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10-19-2002, 05:08 PM
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Eidolon of a Took
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: my own private fantasy world
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A belated caption for the last picture (I was too tired to do it when I posted the picture):
"I AM the best actor to play Frodo and anyone who says otherwise is going DOWN!" Moving on: The Hobbits react with surprising recalcitrance when the Elves suggest that they take a bath.
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10-19-2002, 08:47 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Mithlond
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Sam: Frodo! Oh no! He's watching the Harry Potter movie!
Merry: Stop it, Frodo! Pippin: Don't look! Frodo: I can't help it. . . [ October 19, 2002: Message edited by: Nevfeniel ]
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Consider the purr a variety of audible tranquilizer. [. . .] For a few of us, there is one more purr, a secret purr. When we combine our secret purrs, we produce the Purr of Power. And that is simply the amplified amity we feel as furred and purred beings. |
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10-19-2002, 09:04 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Crawled in a dark corner
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sam: oh god, frodo just ripped one.
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"It's not stupid, it's advanced!" -Invader Zim |
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10-20-2002, 03:49 AM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: London
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Fr0do+Merry: WE SEE DEAD PEOPLE
Sam: Heh? Pippin: I Hate them! They killed my father!!! Frodo+Merrry: No. They are your father Pippin: No no NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Sam: Heh? Ok, That was absolutely bad.
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Aw, you've done grand, laddie! Now you know what you have to do: Burn the house down. Burn 'em all! ~The Leprechaun from The Simpsons. |
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10-20-2002, 04:17 AM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Sweden
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Sam: That last beer and chili is making me dizzy....
Frodo: Muust......kiiill.....wraiths.... Pippin: Never eat beer and chili together Sam... ok, bad one [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] . Was just inspired by your Homer quote in your signature Anastasia (luv that episode [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]) [ October 20, 2002: Message edited by: Mlo ]
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10-20-2002, 07:03 AM
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Shadow of Starlight
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: dancing among the ledgerlines...
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Sam: *looking as if over glasses at Frodos hair* Dude, dont you know- blonde is soooo the new brown!
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10-20-2002, 07:37 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: next to the fire keeping warm
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Sam: Mr. Frodo, which way should we go?
Frodo: Oh Sam, my directional sword that Aragorn gave us says to go East. Merry: But MY directional sword points North. Pippin: Duh....where are we going again? F: East M: North S: Damn those cheap directional swords!
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10-20-2002, 07:54 AM
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Wight
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Lothlorien
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that was HILARIOUS, Aman!!!!!!!!!!
Sam: Mr. Frodo? Could you close your eyes a bit? You're making me dizzy Pippin: Maybe he doesn't want to close his eyes, Sammy! Frodo: Yeah! Sam: Don't call me Sammy! Merry: Okay, children, let's all settle down now Frodo: Who are you calling children? I'm older than you! *They start brandishing their sword around dangerously until Aragorn comes* Aragorn: Look, if you're gonna fight, fight right...*shows them how to fight*
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And i know/ It's only in my mind/ That i'm talking to myself/ And not to him! |
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10-20-2002, 03:22 PM
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Animated Skeleton
Join Date: Sep 2002
Posts: 42
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Sam: Woah, what is it?
Merry: They call it surround sound. Pippin: But wheres it coming from? Frodo: No one knows.
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10-20-2002, 04:40 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Tossing half-sick between grotesque reality and savage, frightening dreams
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Pippin: I think i'm gonna hurl...
Merry: I can't watch! Frodo: Neither can I. I'll just watch those Ringwraiths coming up over the ridge to stab me. Sam: A little Head and Shoulders would clear up that flake problem, Mr. Frodo
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Where was the stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call Poppa when the merry-go-round broke down? |
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10-20-2002, 04:50 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Completely lost track, sorry!
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so, Which camera are we using for this shot again?
Just noticed, what HAS happened to Merry's nostril? [ October 20, 2002: Message edited by: dragoneyes ]
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"We might succeed in roasting Pippin alive inside." - Frodo. |
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10-20-2002, 07:06 PM
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Hostess of Spirits
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Meduseld
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More TTT fun!!!
 Here's my caption... Aragorn: This journey is tireless... let's forget about the hobbits, they messed everything up anyway... Legolas: I feel sick... perhaps too much meade Gandalf: Oi! I can't believe I'm stuck with these two sex symbols! [ October 20, 2002: Message edited by: Tigerlily Gamgee ] |
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10-20-2002, 08:43 PM
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Eidolon of a Took
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: my own private fantasy world
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Gandalf: "Yeesh, it is bright out here. I wish I had my hat. But the Balrog ate it.
Aragorn: "Sigh, I miss Arwen. I wish I was in Rivendell." Legolas: "You know what I miss? Barrel riding. When I was jsut a young elf, I used to ride barrels down the river from my father's dungeons." *nostalgic sigh* "This horse brings back such memories. I think I'll name it Barrel." Aragorn: "Well, it's a better name for a horse than Brego, at any rate."
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10-20-2002, 09:49 PM
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Hostess of Spirits
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Meduseld
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That's a good one!
GIMLI: Hmmff!!! You can hardly see me in this picture because the film promoters want all the girls to see the elf, not the dwarf... what's wrong with dwarves?? I think we're sexy enough! Instead I am here behind the elf while he gets all the flowers!!! [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] |
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10-21-2002, 04:48 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: A place worse then Mordor........School!
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Poor Gimli!
Anyway... Shadowfax: These White horse: Guys Brown horse: Need Shadowfax: To White horse: Lose Brown horse: Some Shadowfax Weight. or WILD WILD WEST!!!!!!!
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"There's nothing you can do, Harry... nothing... he's gone."-Remus Lupin "The closer we are to danger, the further we are from harm."-Pippin (now how can you argue with that logic?) |
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10-21-2002, 05:15 AM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: London
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Aragorn: ...So, a touch of grease in your hair, a crash diet for a mon- WHERE'S THE DWARF?!
Leggy: I...eh...might have dropped him some time ago... I thought i heard a thump behind us eh...heh..um... *giggles sheeepishly* Argorn: I dont think that will be necessary, çe la vie! Leggy: Yeh, I never liked him much anyway Aragorn: Me neither Gandalf the White: Ummm, guys he's behind you. L&A: Oh no he isn't G:Oh yes he is! L&A: Oh no he isn't Gimli: Oh yes I am! L&A: Ah. So good to see you gimli...heh...heh That was sooo bad.... [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]
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Aw, you've done grand, laddie! Now you know what you have to do: Burn the house down. Burn 'em all! ~The Leprechaun from The Simpsons. |
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10-21-2002, 07:10 AM
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Animated Skeleton
Join Date: Sep 2002
Posts: 42
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Legolas: My little pony
Legolas's horse stands on his 2 back legs, Legolas is unfortunately thrown off and he breaks quite a few bones. The horse runs away.
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10-21-2002, 08:50 AM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Sweden
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Legolas: When was the last time you washed thoose boots Aragorn? God, they are dirty!
Aragorn: Why oh why did he come? Gandalf: This is going to be a long journey... [ October 21, 2002: Message edited by: Mlo ]
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I may not agree with a word you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. -Voltaire |
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10-21-2002, 09:34 AM
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Spectre of Decay
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Bar-en-Danwedh
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Aragorn: We're lost, aren't we? Truly is it said "Do not follow the directions of Wizards, for they are potty and have no sense of direction."
Gandalf: Shut up, Estel. You're not too old to get your ears boxed, you know. If I remember rightly we need to turn right when we reach the rock that looks like a... Look! There it is! Legolas: That's a bush. Are you blind? I should have gone with Gimli: he may be walking, but at least he's going in the right direction. Aragorn: If you don't stop complaining I'll knock your block off, you great ponce. Legolas: Promises, promises. Anyway we wouldn't even be in this situation if this old fool had asked Éomer for directions. Gandalf: If you used your eyes half as much as your nagging tongue, we wouldn't have taken that wrong turn in the first place. Aragorn: (his voice dangerously calm) Which wrong turn is that, Mithrandir? Gandalf swallows nervously [ October 21, 2002: Message edited by: Squatter of Amon Rudh ]
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10-21-2002, 10:23 AM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: London
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Aragorn: What is that wisp of cloud I see in the distance?
Gandalf:umm...a wisp of cloud? Gimli: OH NO! ITS....FANGIRLS!!! Legolas: no its a wisp of cloud. no, wait a minute...  That was mega crappy... [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]
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Aw, you've done grand, laddie! Now you know what you have to do: Burn the house down. Burn 'em all! ~The Leprechaun from The Simpsons. |
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10-21-2002, 03:27 PM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: London
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I'll do one now [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
[img]http://www.wokkie.com/englanders/may2001/morecannes/oh_mr_gimli_sir_im_****ting_myself.jpg[/img] btw, the address of this pic is http://www.wokkie.com/englanders/may2001/morecannes/oh_mr_gimli_sir_im_****ting_myse lf.jpg Sorry 4 the swear word, but thats what its called [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
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Aw, you've done grand, laddie! Now you know what you have to do: Burn the house down. Burn 'em all! ~The Leprechaun from The Simpsons. |
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10-21-2002, 03:41 PM
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Reflection of Darkness
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull.
Posts: 2,983
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Pippin: Should we tell Gimli that his pants are ripped?
Merry: No way! He's got an axe. If Gimli gets embarrassed, you never know what he might do. Pippin: Ok, whatever you say. Look his undies have red hearts on them! *snickers* Gimli (thinking): I wish those hobbits would stop staring at me. It's really starting to creep me out. Ok, I hope that wasn't too weird.
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10-21-2002, 05:04 PM
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A Ghostly Light
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: My private bubble of innocence
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Gimli: And that, my young friends, is why cousins shouldn't marry.
Pippin: Ewww! I can't believe somebody's hands actually look like that! Gimli: Don't say that! He can't help his behavior problems, you know! Legolas: I heard that! THESE ARE ACRYLIC, YOU FOOLS!
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If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did." |
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10-21-2002, 05:28 PM
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Eidolon of a Took
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: my own private fantasy world
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Gimli: "So, then, I said to Doc, 'If that idiot Sneezy sneezes on my one more time I'll make it so he sneezes out of his ears.' So Doc said, 'Would you rather share a bunk with Dopey?' And so I said, 'Listen, Doc, I share a bunk with nobody.' And so then Doc said, 'You're grumpier than Grumpy'. And so then I said..."
Pippin: "Does he ever shut up???" Merry: "What's this...it's a switch of some sort..." Gimli: "...And so then Doc said *static* Mary had a little lamb, but I ate it! *static* You're despicable! *static* Poised on the edge of the galaxy the evil Emperor Zurg *static* One night I dreamt I saw a faun, and lo, I was that faun! *static* beeeeeeeeeeeep *silence*." Merry: "There, just move the switch all the way over to the left and voila!" Pippin: "Ooooooohhh..." [ October 21, 2002: Message edited by: Diamond18 ]
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10-21-2002, 08:46 PM
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Hostess of Spirits
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Meduseld
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Merry: "Uh, Gimli... I hate to tell you this. but there is a big spider crawling up your back..."
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10-22-2002, 10:32 AM
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Eidolon of a Took
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: my own private fantasy world
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This may be a bit soon (feel free to keep posting captions for the last pic) but it's so funny I had to get it in:
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10-22-2002, 11:03 AM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: London
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OH MY GOSH THAT IS SUCH A FREAKY PICTURE!!!!!!!!!!!
 MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *looks around* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! -or- "If you want them, come and claim them" ok, that was truly and seriously lame, but i had to post on that great picture!
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Aw, you've done grand, laddie! Now you know what you have to do: Burn the house down. Burn 'em all! ~The Leprechaun from The Simpsons. |
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10-22-2002, 04:03 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Completely lost track, sorry!
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look at my nails! you must look at my nails! MWAHAHAHA!
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"We might succeed in roasting Pippin alive inside." - Frodo. |
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10-22-2002, 09:29 PM
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Hostess of Spirits
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Meduseld
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Ouch! I zipped up my robe a little too fast...
(ha, ha, funny... not really [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] ) |
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10-23-2002, 01:13 PM
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A Ghostly Light
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: My private bubble of innocence
Posts: 563
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GIVE...ME...MY...COFFEE!!!
or NO...I...AM...THE...PRETTIEST!
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If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did." |
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10-23-2002, 01:34 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Taniquetil
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O gosh, that's one freaky pic. anyway here's mine.
"Wedgie!!!!" Ha ha, ok maybe that wasn't funny, but hey that's what my little brother looks like when he gets one. lol [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
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If I could be anything, I'd be your tear, so I could be born in your eye, live down your cheek, and die on your lips. |
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10-23-2002, 02:05 PM
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Summoner's Soul Mate
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Fighting immigration laws...
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"I want to suck your blood!" *director calls him aside and is shaken to find he is in error* "You mean to tell me this ISN'T a Hammer film?"
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10-23-2002, 02:31 PM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: London
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This is a bit soon, but anyway.
 
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10-23-2002, 02:34 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: next to the fire keeping warm
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GRRR!.......I.......NEED......MORE........GRRRRR!. .......FIBER!!
(for Saruman pic) [ October 23, 2002: Message edited by: hobbitlass ]
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10-23-2002, 03:14 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: New York
Posts: 829
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Is that MY eyeliner your wearing?!!!! Prepare to die!!(Saruman picture)
Stider is telling them of the nazgul... Sam: They can't hurt Mr. Frodo, can they!? (thinking to himself) They'll never get my Frodo. They'll have to answer to me first! Merry: You mean....they're dangerous???? (thinking to himself) Wow, I couldn't care less. Pippin: I have to pee. (thinking to himself) I have to pee.
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