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10-21-2004, 01:46 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
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Frodo: "Look, Gandalf, I'm sure it's all great fun for you, but I don't think the rest of Middle Earth is quite ready for 'Johnny Be Good'."
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10-22-2004, 01:17 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Utah
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Did you just eat that, Gandalf?
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10-22-2004, 02:52 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: 315, CNY Boys and girls.
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Re:
"Hold on Frodo, we're being followed by a swarm of some creature or another. Take the reigns while I incinerate them ..."
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10-22-2004, 03:42 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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Gandalf: Inconceivable!
Fro: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
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10-22-2004, 04:22 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: The other side of freezing.
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Gandalf:...And that's how I came to Middle-Earth! So you see, I'm really an angelic gaurdian figure come to save the world!
Frodo: *Just keep smiling, and he'll go away*
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10-22-2004, 06:39 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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Not to copy Nimrodel_9 or anything...
Fro: You ate Uncle Bilbo?
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10-23-2004, 09:40 AM
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Pile O'Bones
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: where i wished i lived... Minas tirith
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Your the one who taught boromir to disco???
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10-23-2004, 11:02 AM
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 4,859
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*Frodo gives a patronising response to Gandalf's claims that he could turn him into a toad.*
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10-23-2004, 03:51 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Utah
Posts: 734
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Good ones Oddwen and Eomer!
Uhhh! Sour... skittles...too...sour!!!
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10-23-2004, 04:19 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: On my knees...
Posts: 136
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F: Gandalf, drop the weed!
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"The price for freedom is far more than the greatest amount of gold or jewels, yet it is rarely prized among those who have it." "Do what you can, while you can, and make it last forever." ~*Rinfan*~ |
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10-23-2004, 05:12 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Utah
Posts: 734
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Sorry! I couldn`t resist.
My mind isn`t working at the moment, so I can`t think of anything. Sooo...
 http://www.councilofelrond.com/modul...14817&orderby= I`m looking at him! ($10 and a cookie to whoever gets that) 
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10-23-2004, 06:11 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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F: "Duhhhh...and den, duhh...yeah. DUHHHH!"
(Reminds me of a co-worker, that does.) Or, speaking of work, how about: F: Ding, fries are done! Ding, fries are done! *shudders*
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10-23-2004, 09:14 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: As with the flygja
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The saga really goes on!
Jeez! Look! We have our own little Illiad... i can't believe that this is Still going on... I remember when this was only fifteen pages! Oh, well.
Might as well add some more: Meet the new Legolas:  Interviewer: So, what do you have to say about your new look? What was your transformation process like? What can you say to you're fans? "Some girls they have natural ease They wear it any way they please With their French flip curls And perfumed magazines Wear it up, let it down This is the best way that I've found To be the best you've ever seen I put on some make-up Turn up the eight-tack I'm pulling the wig down from the shelf Suddenly I'm Miss Farrah Fawcett From TV Until I wake up And I turn back to myself." - Wig In A Box Yeah. Cheezy, I know.
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10-23-2004, 09:18 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: As with the flygja
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10-23-2004, 09:23 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: As with the flygja
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That's strange. I've always seen Gandalf as a sort of "David Bowie - Seem- to -have-been-there-forever" person... Sorry. When ever i bring up david bowie people always comment on that Bowie seems to be immortal. Most Glam Rockers are .
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10-23-2004, 10:43 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: The World That Never Was
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<==The Lofty Tree of Gondor
Frodo: Um, Gandalf, you have something in your nose...
Abedithon le, ~ Saphy ~
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10-24-2004, 05:34 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Faramir was unaware that a mysterious horseman was about to grab him.
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10-24-2004, 08:22 AM
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Gibbering Gibbet
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Beyond cloud nine
Posts: 1,844
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"Oh shoot! I forgot to tell Frodo and Sam about Shelob!"
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10-24-2004, 10:38 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: As with the flygja
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Quote:
 I'm such an idiot sometimes. Oh, well.
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10-24-2004, 11:20 AM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Annagroth
Posts: 57
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For The Frodo Pic
Um gandalf your robes are open.
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"What I have left behind I count now no loss, needless baggage on the road it has proved. Let those that cursed my name, curse me still, and whine their way back to the cages" " MIGHT IS RIGHT, DISSENT IS INTOLERABLE" |
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10-24-2004, 12:00 PM
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 4,859
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Faramir: "Good God, what is that hideous thing?"
Gollum: "That's a shame, it's only a Hobbit..." *Shrek rules* 
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10-24-2004, 06:41 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: The other side of freezing.
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Faramir: A "Hobbit"? Well, that's the last time I smoke pipeweed before talking to Gandalf.
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I drink Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters! ~ Always remember: pillage BEFORE you burn. |
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10-24-2004, 07:49 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Nowhere...now here
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Faramir: *sees what Shadowfax just did on his shampoo*
Now, OT comment- Quote:
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10-24-2004, 07:53 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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Faramir: You have six fingers on your right hand. Someone was looking for you.
Gandalf: *thwack!*
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10-25-2004, 02:08 AM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
Posts: 5,312
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Frodo pic
Frodo unveils his secret weapon against the Nazgûl: Puppy eyes. ~*~ Faramir pic He had a journal entry later that day. Do you want to know what it says? Sure you do. March 10, 3019: Saw Gandalf the Grey uncloaked. Rethinking plans for suicide.
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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10-25-2004, 02:19 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Frodo pic:
Frodo: Mr Gul, Mr Nazgul? Nazgul: erm, yes? Frodo: You’re a jerk. A complete A*se hole... right... Nazgul: HAY! Come back here and say that? Who the Hell do you think you are? And a large box of magic pencils to anyone who gets that.
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10-25-2004, 08:00 AM
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
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You underestimate how many Douglas Adams fans there are on this board.
Faramir: "Oh no! I forgot to take the chicken out of the freezer! I guess it's beans on toast for tea tonight..."
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10-25-2004, 08:48 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Too true...
Faramir: Right, I put the dinner in the oven and I need to take the dog for a walk... (Looks down and sees that there is a raw chicken attacked to a dog lead)... ah!
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10-25-2004, 11:26 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Utah
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Originally posted by me:
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Faramir had a very short attention span. Yes, bring more men over to that bridge and-- Holy Eru! That is the biggest rat I`ve ever seen!
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10-26-2004, 08:14 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Nowhere...now here
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Faramir: Smell bad...
Anyone who gets that receives a special gift of a peach. No worm in this one, I promise.
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10-27-2004, 08:37 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally.
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Amid howls of laughter and shocked screams, Faramir realizes that he has forgotten his pants again.
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10-28-2004, 12:35 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Utah
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New pic, anyone?
Hmm... Who will be my next victim? I know! Frodo and Sam! Or should I say, the Elves?
http://www.councilofelrond.com/modul...orderby=titleA Frodo:This is going to be great! Too bad I didn`t know about Unce Bilbo`s Halloween masks earlier! Ok, Sam. On the count of 3, we jump out of the bushes, and shout BOO! We then laugh like maniacs, run through their group, and into the trees. Sam: Ok. On the count of what? Frodo: 3 Sam: Got it. Frodo:Are you sure? Sam: Yeah. I think so. Frodo: You think so? Sam: Yeah. Frodo: The count of 3. Sam: 3? Frodo:3! Sam: BOO! ***jumps into group of Elves, screams like maniac, and runs into trees.*** Frodo: *sigh* Will he ever get it right? ***Elves scream in terror and scatter.***
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10-28-2004, 12:54 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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It was inevitable.
*Crazy funfair music*
Sam: Don't they know there is a cliff over there? Frodo: Shh! This could be interesting.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 10-28-2004 at 12:55 PM. Reason: Rats |
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10-28-2004, 03:50 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: The other side of freezing.
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Sam: Look, Mr. Frodo! Elves!
Frodo: They must be on thier way to the Havens! *Both watch the elves pass in awed silence* Frodo: *Sigh* Elves are so wonderful! Sam: Look, Mr. Frodo! A butterfly! Frodo: It must be on it's way to the Havens! *Both watch the butterfly pass (going east) in awed silence* Frodo: *Sigh* Butterflies are so beautiful! Sam: Look, Mr. Frodo! Clouds! And it goes on. For another two or three chapters...
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10-28-2004, 03:53 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally.
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A Halloween Photo!
This photograph has long served as evidence of the existance of the infamous "Follow the Leader" ghosts of Lorien, spirits of elves who died in a freak Follow the Leader accident involving a blindfolded 'leader' and a cliff. Their ghosts are said to haunt the forests, repeating their final words before dying...
"We're follooowwwing the leeeeaader, the leeeeaader, the leeeaaader, We're foooolooowwwing the leeeeader, whereeeeever hee maaay goooo-AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" *photograph taken by famous ghostologists F. Baggins and S.Gamgee. (Pictured, in corner) *Author's note* At the time of their deaths, Baggins and Gamgee admit that the photograph was fake.
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10-28-2004, 03:54 PM
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Gibbering Gibbet
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Beyond cloud nine
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Sam: Look Mr. Frodo, sir - Elves!
Frodo: Not just Elves, Sam. Those are New Jersey Elves. See? They're glowing in the dark, just like the rivers and streams of their homeland! (With apologies to anyone from the Garden State.)
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10-28-2004, 05:58 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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The hooligans...
In their younger years, youngsters Sam and Frodo used to lie in hiding in the forests and throw rocks at passing elves.
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10-28-2004, 06:13 PM
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Corpus Cacophonous
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: A green and pleasant land
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A seasonal caption
Sam: I don't have no treats, Mr Frodo sir, and I don't want no tricks, if you take my meaning.
Frodo: Let's just hide here and maybe they'll go away.
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10-28-2004, 10:42 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: The World That Never Was
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<==The Lofty Tree of Gondor
Frodo: *in a rather strong Australian accent* Crikey! Now them there, those are High Elves; we're really lucky, we've caught them during their millennial migration to the Havens! Be quiet now, we don't want to startle 'em.
Sam: Mr. Frodo, I think you've been watching too much television... Abedithon le, ~ Saphy ~
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10-30-2004, 05:46 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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Ah, for those peaceful innocent days in the Shire...when all the young hobbits at birthday parties would play "Pin the Tail on the Elf"...
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