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Farael · 01-29-2006, 11:30 AM

Fortunately he smote Morgoth by throwing all those wheeled structures into the void, which un-voided the void and thus created a paradox that destroyed all those structures along with a good chunck of Morgoth.

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-29-2006, 12:27 PM

Unfortunately, Morgoth was then angered and decided to be evil again. He then rebuilt Mount Doom, Minas Tirith, Orthank and Barad-Dûr and then attached wheels to all of them. He even made Bag-End into a racecar.

elronds_daughter · 01-29-2006, 12:39 PM

Fortunately, Morgoth didn't do a very good job at putting the wheels on, so they fell of.

gralin musicteeth · 01-29-2006, 06:02 PM

Unfortunately, I showed up and told everyone they have five minutes before they have to come in for supper.

Naria · 01-31-2006, 01:01 AM

Fortunatley, in that five minutes the pit crew were able to put the tires back on all five of the race cars!

JennyHallu · 01-31-2006, 01:17 PM

...they forgot the lug-nuts.

Glirdan · 01-31-2006, 05:57 PM

Fortunately, Eru happened to walk by and gave them a box full of lug-nuts.

malkatoj · 01-31-2006, 06:08 PM

Unfortunately, divine intervention doesn't usually yield very promising results, and all the lug-nuts exploded simultaneously as soon as Eru left.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 02-01-2006, 04:50 AM

. . . Eru doesn't leave, he's omnipresent.

JennyHallu · 02-01-2006, 07:15 AM

...that doesn't mean anyone knows he's there.

Eonwe · 02-01-2006, 08:57 AM

Fortunatley, the lug-nuts didn't explode...cuz Eru is omniprestent. Unfortuantly, Gimli started throwing them at the heads of rabid fan-girls swooning for MovieLegolas.

elronds_daughter · 02-01-2006, 06:29 PM

(Eonwe, how is that unfortunate?!)

Fortunately, this severely deterred the fangirls, and a stray lug-nut also hit Movie Legolas in the head, rendering him immobile and unconscious.

Glirdan · 02-01-2006, 06:57 PM

Unfortunately, he wasn't put into a coma. (someone PLEASE contradict me and say that he was!!

)

Farael · 02-01-2006, 07:05 PM

Fortunately, Farael walked by and decided to claim that he actually WAS put into a coma.

Eonwe · 02-01-2006, 07:53 PM

(Its not, actually. Well depending on who you are I guess...

)

Unfortuantley, Movie Legolas, on Death's doorstep, realized he didn't have the fee to pay the porter, so Death wouldn't let him in.

Roa_Aoife · 02-01-2006, 09:22 PM

Fortunately, everyone pitched in.

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-02-2006, 12:31 AM

Unfortunately, there wasn't enough as most people had spent too much on removing wheels from large structures.

Boromir88 · 02-02-2006, 05:58 AM

Fortunately Death always wanted the World Disco Champion trophy, so he agreed if Legolas found the trophy (which Boromir had) and brought it back to him. Legolas would then be allowed in.

JennyHallu · 02-02-2006, 08:03 AM

...Boromir only had the trophy after a long and drawn-out dance battle with death and wouldn't give it up.

Farael · 02-02-2006, 09:03 AM

Fortunately, death accepted a disco-dancing challenge from legolas to see whether or not he would be allowed into the lands of the death.

JennyHallu · 02-02-2006, 12:52 PM

Unfortunately, Legolas had previously sprained an ankle on Cerberus' paw.

Meneltarmacil · 02-02-2006, 01:49 PM

Fortunately, that was a long time ago and Legolas had completely recovered.

Glirdan · 02-02-2006, 04:09 PM

Unfortunately, as he was sliding down an oliphaunt's trunk, he tripped, fell and broke his neck.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 02-02-2006, 04:11 PM

Fortunately, he liked the feeling and so he did it again and again.

Farael · 02-02-2006, 05:42 PM

Unfortunately he should have been killed, yet Death would not let him into the lands of the dead and so Legolas kept on going, making the oliphaunt VERY angry

Nilpaurion Felagund · 02-02-2006, 08:41 PM

. . . the Oliphaunts ground him to pieces and chewed on his entrails. He ain't dead, just digested.

And then, he becomes Oli-poop!

Gil-Galad · 02-02-2006, 11:33 PM

Unfortunately, nobody listens to Nilp's theories on Oli-Poop and it was quickly disregarded. Why? because Gil-Galad says so! thats why!

Nilpaurion Felagund · 02-03-2006, 04:18 AM

. . . nobody listens to Gil-galad, either.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 02-03-2006, 05:44 AM

Unfortunately, a little dwarf named Josti by chance heard some of the words spoken by Gil-Galad and was crippled for life

JennyHallu · 02-03-2006, 07:19 AM

Fortunately, Death happened to be a well-qualified physical therapist.

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-03-2006, 08:16 AM

Unfortunately, he was crippled for life, so death couldn't do anything.

JennyHallu · 02-03-2006, 10:06 AM

(sorry, just trying to ease his pain)

Fortunately, Josti's aunt's mother's cousin's next-door-neighbor's granddaughter's sweetheart was a lawyer, and agreed to take on Oli-poop Legolas' case.

Glirdan · 02-03-2006, 11:40 AM

Unfortunately, because that got so confusing what with the mother and the aunt and neighbors, the lawyer went insane and was put into a mental institute.

Eonwe · 02-03-2006, 12:35 PM

Fortunatley, it didn't matter, because everyone in teh legal system is already insane.

JennyHallu · 02-03-2006, 01:02 PM

Unfortunately, Death bribed the judge (using extra years of life) to rule that he wasn't dead.

Maeggaladiel · 02-03-2006, 01:38 PM

Fortunately, the judge was elven and therefore already immortal, so as soon as he realized this, he decided to disregard Death's offer.

Glirdan · 02-03-2006, 01:43 PM

Unfortunately, Glirdan walked by and was surprised that this has (not surprisingly) gotten slightly off topic. So, he simply said "There's Gandalf...UNCLOAKED!!!!

"

Tuor in Gondolin · 02-03-2006, 01:47 PM

And fortunately Gandalf, with the consent of Iluvatar, the valar, maia,
orcs, Smeagol, Deagol, the cats of Queen Beruthiel,
etc. ruled that comments should be relevant (in at
least a warped way) to Middle-earth.

JennyHallu · 02-03-2006, 01:54 PM

Unfortunately, most posters take a very broad view of the definition of warped.

Meneltarmacil · 02-03-2006, 02:22 PM

Fortunately, Frodo recovered the Ring.

01-29-2006, 11:30 AM	#3001
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,538	Fortunately he smote Morgoth by throwing all those wheeled structures into the void, which un-voided the void and thus created a paradox that destroyed all those structures along with a good chunck of Morgoth. __________________ I prepared Explosive Runes this morning.

01-29-2006, 12:27 PM	#3002
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, Morgoth was then angered and decided to be evil again. He then rebuilt Mount Doom, Minas Tirith, Orthank and Barad-Dûr and then attached wheels to all of them. He even made Bag-End into a racecar. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-29-2006, 12:39 PM	#3003
elronds_daughter Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Location: Between the fortune cookie and the post-its. Posts: 644	Fortunately, Morgoth didn't do a very good job at putting the wheels on, so they fell of. __________________ I'd like to be the king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat.

01-29-2006, 06:02 PM	#3004
gralin musicteeth Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Tossing half-sick between grotesque reality and savage, frightening dreams Posts: 360	Unfortunately, I showed up and told everyone they have five minutes before they have to come in for supper. __________________ Where was the stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call Poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?

01-31-2006, 01:17 PM	#3006
JennyHallu The Pearl, The Lily Maid Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In my luxury Barrow, snuggled up in a pile of satin pillows, eating fresh fruit. Posts: 1,628	Unfortunately... ...they forgot the lug-nuts.

01-31-2006, 01:01 AM	#3005
Naria Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 500	Fortunatley, in that five minutes the pit crew were able to put the tires back on all five of the race cars!

01-31-2006, 05:57 PM	#3007
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fortunately, Eru happened to walk by and gave them a box full of lug-nuts. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

01-31-2006, 06:08 PM	#3008
malkatoj Wight Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A hovel in Florin Posts: 173	Unfortunately, divine intervention doesn't usually yield very promising results, and all the lug-nuts exploded simultaneously as soon as Eru left. __________________ Now, mostly dead is slightly alive. Now, all dead...well, with all dead, there's usually only one thing that you can do--Go through his clothes and look for loose change.

02-01-2006, 04:50 AM	#3009
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Fortunately . . . . . . Eru doesn't leave, he's omnipresent. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

02-01-2006, 07:15 AM	#3010
JennyHallu The Pearl, The Lily Maid Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In my luxury Barrow, snuggled up in a pile of satin pillows, eating fresh fruit. Posts: 1,628	Unfortunately... ...that doesn't mean anyone knows he's there.

02-01-2006, 08:57 AM	#3011
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	Fortunatley, the lug-nuts didn't explode...cuz Eru is omniprestent. Unfortuantly, Gimli started throwing them at the heads of rabid fan-girls swooning for MovieLegolas. __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

02-01-2006, 06:29 PM	#3012
elronds_daughter Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Location: Between the fortune cookie and the post-its. Posts: 644	(Eonwe, how is that unfortunate?!) Fortunately, this severely deterred the fangirls, and a stray lug-nut also hit Movie Legolas in the head, rendering him immobile and unconscious. __________________ I'd like to be the king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat.

02-01-2006, 06:57 PM	#3013
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfortunately, he wasn't put into a coma. (someone PLEASE contradict me and say that he was!! ) __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

02-01-2006, 07:05 PM	#3014
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,538	Fortunately, Farael walked by and decided to claim that he actually WAS put into a coma. __________________ I prepared Explosive Runes this morning.

02-01-2006, 07:53 PM	#3015
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	(Its not, actually. Well depending on who you are I guess... ) Unfortuantley, Movie Legolas, on Death's doorstep, realized he didn't have the fee to pay the porter, so Death wouldn't let him in. __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

02-01-2006, 09:22 PM	#3016
Roa_Aoife Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Someday, I'll rule all of it. Posts: 1,696	Fortunately, everyone pitched in. __________________ We can't all be Roas* when it comes to analysing...* -Lommy I didn't say you're evil, Roa, I said you're exasperating. -Nerwen

02-02-2006, 12:31 AM	#3017
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, there wasn't enough as most people had spent too much on removing wheels from large structures. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-02-2006, 05:58 AM	#3018
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Fortunately Death always wanted the World Disco Champion trophy, so he agreed if Legolas found the trophy (which Boromir had) and brought it back to him. Legolas would then be allowed in. __________________ Fenris Penguin

02-02-2006, 08:03 AM	#3019
JennyHallu The Pearl, The Lily Maid Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In my luxury Barrow, snuggled up in a pile of satin pillows, eating fresh fruit. Posts: 1,628	Unfortunately... ...Boromir only had the trophy after a long and drawn-out dance battle with death and wouldn't give it up.

02-02-2006, 09:03 AM	#3020
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,538	Fortunately, death accepted a disco-dancing challenge from legolas to see whether or not he would be allowed into the lands of the death. __________________ I prepared Explosive Runes this morning.

02-02-2006, 12:52 PM	#3021
JennyHallu The Pearl, The Lily Maid Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In my luxury Barrow, snuggled up in a pile of satin pillows, eating fresh fruit. Posts: 1,628	Unfortunately, Legolas had previously sprained an ankle on Cerberus' paw.

02-02-2006, 01:49 PM	#3022
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, that was a long time ago and Legolas had completely recovered. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

02-02-2006, 04:09 PM	#3023
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfortunately, as he was sliding down an oliphaunt's trunk, he tripped, fell and broke his neck. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

02-02-2006, 05:42 PM	#3025
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,538	Unfortunately he should have been killed, yet Death would not let him into the lands of the dead and so Legolas kept on going, making the oliphaunt VERY angry __________________ I prepared Explosive Runes this morning.

02-02-2006, 08:41 PM	#3026
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Fortunately . . . . . . the Oliphaunts ground him to pieces and chewed on his entrails. He ain't dead, just digested. And then, he becomes Oli-poop! __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

02-02-2006, 11:33 PM	#3027
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Unfortunately, nobody listens to Nilp's theories on Oli-Poop and it was quickly disregarded. Why? because Gil-Galad says so! thats why! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

02-03-2006, 04:18 AM	#3028
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Fortunately . . . . . . nobody listens to Gil-galad, either. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

02-03-2006, 07:19 AM	#3030
JennyHallu The Pearl, The Lily Maid Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In my luxury Barrow, snuggled up in a pile of satin pillows, eating fresh fruit. Posts: 1,628	Fortunately, Death happened to be a well-qualified physical therapist. __________________ <=== Lookee, lookee, lots of IM handles!

02-03-2006, 08:16 AM	#3031
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, he was crippled for life, so death couldn't do anything. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-03-2006, 10:06 AM	#3032
JennyHallu The Pearl, The Lily Maid Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In my luxury Barrow, snuggled up in a pile of satin pillows, eating fresh fruit. Posts: 1,628	(sorry, just trying to ease his pain) Fortunately, Josti's aunt's mother's cousin's next-door-neighbor's granddaughter's sweetheart was a lawyer, and agreed to take on Oli-poop Legolas' case. __________________ <=== Lookee, lookee, lots of IM handles!

02-03-2006, 11:40 AM	#3033
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfortunately, because that got so confusing what with the mother and the aunt and neighbors, the lawyer went insane and was put into a mental institute. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

02-03-2006, 12:35 PM	#3034
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	Fortunatley, it didn't matter, because everyone in teh legal system is already insane. __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

02-03-2006, 01:02 PM	#3035
JennyHallu The Pearl, The Lily Maid Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In my luxury Barrow, snuggled up in a pile of satin pillows, eating fresh fruit. Posts: 1,628	Unfortunately, Death bribed the judge (using extra years of life) to rule that he wasn't dead. __________________ <=== Lookee, lookee, lots of IM handles!

02-03-2006, 01:38 PM	#3036
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	Fortunately, the judge was elven and therefore already immortal, so as soon as he realized this, he decided to disregard Death's offer. __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

02-03-2006, 01:43 PM	#3037
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfortunately, Glirdan walked by and was surprised that this has (not surprisingly) gotten slightly off topic. So, he simply said "There's Gandalf...UNCLOAKED!!!! " __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf