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Eomer of the Rohirrim · 09-06-2004, 05:33 AM

*Possessive father-figure*

Gil-Galad · 09-06-2004, 12:20 PM

Theoden: my breath isn't that bad is it?

Rohirrim, Gandalf and Co: no were just standing back here for the view thats it!

Witch_Queen · 09-07-2004, 08:45 AM

Grima: I didn't mean it that way, Theoden.

Theoden: Grima I will not marry you. Now get away from me.

Elennar Starfire · 09-07-2004, 07:59 PM

Grima: He's...glowing...

Theoden: Oh for pete's sake, the sun's behind me! Get up and put on sunglasses!

Nilpaurion Felagund · 09-08-2004, 08:53 PM

Gríma: What are you doing?
Théoden: Sit still. There's a fly on your nose.

**The Saucepan Man** · 09-09-2004, 02:12 AM

Theoden: For the last time, we don't want double-glazing!

Esgallhugwen · 09-15-2004, 07:44 PM

Theoden: Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Was it you? It was you wasn't it? *shakes sword angrily at Wormtongue*

Wormtongue: "Yes, yes it was me!! I couldn't resist the chocolatey goodness.

The Only Real Estel · 09-15-2004, 08:01 PM

Theoden: "You brought me a meduim anchovie instead of a large pepperoni for the last time..."

Nimrothiel · 09-16-2004, 12:22 AM

Oh, it's so perfect:

Theoden: "Hello, I am Inego Vatinas (or however you spell it) you killed my father; prepare to die."

Mariska Greenleaf · 09-16-2004, 04:23 AM

Grima: "Watch out, my Lord, there's a white wizard behind you!"

Theoden: "Ha, did you really think I would fall for that old trick?"

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 09-16-2004, 06:10 AM

*Legolas, seeing the disturbance, prepares to make a daring move on Eowyn.*

Nimrothiel · 09-16-2004, 10:36 PM

Following up on that one:

Eowyn: "That had better be your sword master elf."

Legolas: *satisfied smirk*

We really should start a petition to get the evil smilie back...

Nilpaurion Felagund · 09-17-2004, 03:08 AM

Théoden: Did you eat Aragorn?!?!

wormtongue: But my lord! I was . . . hungry.

Elennar Starfire · 09-17-2004, 07:17 PM

Gandy: *thinks* Excellent, Grima! Now while Theoden's distracted I sneak up behind and poke him with my staff!

Lhunardawen · 09-19-2004, 12:59 AM

Eowyn: *sniff* Someone get me a tissue. This soap opera's too much for me.

Maeggaladiel · 09-21-2004, 02:28 PM

Theoden discovers that it was Grima who started the horrible "facelift" rumors.

OR

Everyone in the background: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT....

Gandalf: (from inside) What are you kids doing out there?!

Everyone: Nuh-thiiiiing...

Gandalf: It doesn't SOUND like nothing! Don't make me come back there!

Everyone: We woooon't...

Nimrodel_9 · 09-21-2004, 04:20 PM

Grima: OW! He pushed me! I`m telling! Waahhh!

Theoden: No! Don`t tell on me, please!

Nimrodel_9 · 09-21-2004, 04:29 PM

Alright, here`s a new one.

Merry: Are you talkin` to ME?!

Lachwen · 09-21-2004, 10:50 PM

Pippin: Quick, nobody's looking. *subtle hand-off*
Merry: You're sure this is the good stuff?
Pippin: Merry lad, this is pure Elven bud! It'll make Longbottom Leaf seem like shredded paper...

Nilpaurion Felagund · 09-22-2004, 02:05 AM

Merry: See that guy?
Pippin: Yeah. What?
Merry: Some people say he ate Beleriand!
Pippin (thinking): Hmmm . . . competition at last!

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-22-2004, 03:22 AM

Merry: this wax modle of Pippin is great!

Nimrothiel · 09-23-2004, 08:30 PM

Merry: "Blah, blah, blah, Visa bucks, blah, blah, blah."

Oddwen · 09-24-2004, 05:40 PM

Merry: "No, seriously, listen..."
"Wired are the eyes of a horse on a jet plane, one that smiled as he flew over the bay."

Pippin: "What's a jet plane?"

Merry: "That, my friend, is my remorse. For the horse..."

Pippin: "Wait, is this the song about that Chinese food?"

Merry: "Stop thinking about food for a moment!"

Pippin: "Okay, what about..."
"Psycho! Groupie! Pipeweed! Crazy! Psycho groupie pipeweed crazy psycho groupie pipe, makes you high, makes you high, makes you really wanna..."

Merry: "Honestly, there's no talking to you sometimes!"

Pippin: "I think me, I want life..."

Nimrodel_9 · 09-25-2004, 06:46 PM

Merry: Why can`t you see it?! That cloud clearly looks like a bunny!

Pippin: No, I still think it`s turtle. Wait...no! It`s changing!

Merry: See! I told you it`s a bunny!

Pippin: No it`s not, it`s a gerbil.

Merry: AAARRRRGGGH!!!

Lhunardawen · 09-26-2004, 12:34 AM

Merry: Pippin, don't you feel something creeping up your back? *diabolic grin*
Seconds later...
*splash!*

(I'll leave it to your imagination.)

Fordim Hedgethistle · 09-26-2004, 10:45 AM

Merry: Pip?. . .Pip?. . .Pippin?? What kind of mushroom did you eat, anyway?

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-26-2004, 11:12 AM

Pippin: I can see the light!

Merry: Erm, its behind you.

The Perky Ent · 09-26-2004, 02:36 PM

Pippin: *in a whisper* Psst! Merry!
Merry: What?
Pippin: Don't look now, but I think a camera is watching us

Lily · 09-26-2004, 03:38 PM

Merry: Now Pip u see this.... this will help you live if you fall over board... Pip... you listening!!!?

Pippin: ....... and that's how E=mc2!!! Haha I got- *smack*

Keeper of Dol Guldur · 09-26-2004, 11:22 PM

"Hey Pip, I'll give you five bucks if you push Galadriel into the river."

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-27-2004, 01:32 AM

All very lovely!

Here is one I thought was nice;

Legolas: I'm sorry Aragorn... I did not know it would turn you into a hobbit!

Nilpaurion Felagund · 09-27-2004, 02:44 AM

Legolas: That boy's pet is simply atrocious! Come, dog Aragorn, and show him the proper way.
Aragorn: *bark! bark!*

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 09-27-2004, 03:17 AM

Legolas: "And now I use my patented nerve hold to destroy you Aragorn and become King of Gondor myself. A hahahahahaha!"

Gil-Galad · 09-27-2004, 06:24 AM

Legolas: "i know its a bad thing that i "accidently" shot Gimli cause i thought he was an orc, but a bets a bet and your the disgruntled dwarf now!"

Nimrodel_9 · 09-27-2004, 04:22 PM

Legolas: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! Piggy back!

Oddwen · 09-27-2004, 05:26 PM

L: Vulcan neck pinch! *struggle struggle*

A: *swat* Darn gnats.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 09-27-2004, 08:07 PM

Gimli laughs in the background after his quicksand prank caught Aragorn.

Nimrodel_9 · 09-28-2004, 03:40 PM

Legolas: You didn`t just step in that, did you?

ninlaith · 09-28-2004, 04:12 PM

Legolas: You know Aragorn..have you ever considered Rogaine...You might also want to do something about those greys...you are 87 you know.

Fordim Hedgethistle · 09-28-2004, 04:34 PM

Legolas: Dang but that's a big gopher hole. . .

09-06-2004, 05:33 AM	#3001
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Possessive father-figure __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

09-06-2004, 12:20 PM	#3002
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Theoden: my breath isn't that bad is it? Rohirrim, Gandalf and Co: no were just standing back here for the view thats it! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

09-07-2004, 08:45 AM	#3003
Witch_Queen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Pandora's box... "LET ME OUT OF HERE!" Posts: 344	Grima: I didn't mean it that way, Theoden. Theoden: Grima I will not marry you. Now get away from me. __________________ And when this life is over... and I stand before the God... I'll dream I'm back here standing in my nowhere land of Oz.....

09-07-2004, 07:59 PM	#3004
Elennar Starfire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Nowhere...now here Posts: 952	Grima: He's...glowing... Theoden: Oh for pete's sake, the sun's behind me! Get up and put on sunglasses! __________________ Don't let me die!

09-08-2004, 08:53 PM	#3005
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Gríma: What are you doing? Théoden: Sit still. There's a fly on your nose. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

09-09-2004, 02:12 AM	#3006
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Theoden: For the last time, we don't want double-glazing! __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

09-15-2004, 07:44 PM	#3007
Esgallhugwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow Posts: 526	Theoden: Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Was it you? It was you wasn't it? shakes sword angrily at Wormtongue Wormtongue: "Yes, yes it was me!! I couldn't resist the chocolatey goodness. __________________ "...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane"

09-15-2004, 08:01 PM	#3008
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Theoden: "You brought me a meduim anchovie instead of a large pepperoni for the last time..."

09-16-2004, 12:22 AM	#3009
Nimrothiel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Imladris Posts: 288	Oh, it's so perfect: Theoden: "Hello, I am Inego Vatinas (or however you spell it) you killed my father; prepare to die." __________________ "Walrus?! Will you quit makin' up imaginary animals?!!" ~ Sarge; Red vs. Blue

09-16-2004, 04:23 AM	#3010
Mariska Greenleaf Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Dublin Posts: 1,036	Grima: "Watch out, my Lord, there's a white wizard behind you!" Theoden: "Ha, did you really think I would fall for that old trick?" __________________ I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.- Confucius.

09-16-2004, 06:10 AM	#3011
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Legolas, seeing the disturbance, prepares to make a daring move on Eowyn. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

09-16-2004, 10:36 PM	#3012
Nimrothiel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Imladris Posts: 288	Following up on that one: Eowyn: "That had better be your sword master elf." Legolas: satisfied smirk We really should start a petition to get the evil smilie back... __________________ "Walrus?! Will you quit makin' up imaginary animals?!!" ~ Sarge; Red vs. Blue

09-17-2004, 03:08 AM	#3013
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Where's Aragorn? Théoden: Did you eat Aragorn?!?! wormtongue: But my lord! I was . . . hungry. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

09-17-2004, 07:17 PM	#3014
Elennar Starfire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Nowhere...now here Posts: 952	Gandy: thinks Excellent, Grima! Now while Theoden's distracted I sneak up behind and poke him with my staff! __________________ Don't let me die!

09-19-2004, 12:59 AM	#3015
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Eowyn: sniff Someone get me a tissue. This soap opera's too much for me.

09-21-2004, 02:28 PM	#3016
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	Theoden discovers that it was Grima who started the horrible "facelift" rumors. OR Everyone in the background: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT.... Gandalf: (from inside) What are you kids doing out there?! Everyone: Nuh-thiiiiing... Gandalf: It doesn't SOUND like nothing! Don't make me come back there! Everyone: We woooon't... __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

09-21-2004, 04:20 PM	#3017
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Grima: OW! He pushed me! I`m telling! Waahhh! Theoden: No! Don`t tell on me, please! __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

09-21-2004, 04:29 PM	#3018
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Alright, here`s a new one. Merry: Are you talkin` to ME?! __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

09-21-2004, 10:50 PM	#3019
Lachwen Wight Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Greenwood the Great. Posts: 115	Pippin: Quick, nobody's looking. subtle hand-off Merry: You're sure this is the good stuff? Pippin: Merry lad, this is pure Elven bud! It'll make Longbottom Leaf seem like shredded paper... __________________ "'...Home is the sailor, home from the sea, And the hunter home from the hill.'"

09-22-2004, 02:05 AM	#3020
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Merry: See that guy? Pippin: Yeah. What? Merry: Some people say he ate Beleriand! Pippin (thinking): Hmmm . . . competition at last! __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

09-22-2004, 03:22 AM	#3021
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Merry: this wax modle of Pippin is great! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-23-2004, 08:30 PM	#3022
Nimrothiel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Imladris Posts: 288	Merry: "Blah, blah, blah, Visa bucks, blah, blah, blah." __________________ "Walrus?! Will you quit makin' up imaginary animals?!!" ~ Sarge; Red vs. Blue

09-24-2004, 05:40 PM	#3023
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Arrgh...my rusty brain... Merry: "No, seriously, listen..." "Wired are the eyes of a horse on a jet plane, one that smiled as he flew over the bay." Pippin: "What's a jet plane?" Merry: "That, my friend, is my remorse. For the horse..." Pippin: "Wait, is this the song about that Chinese food?" Merry: "Stop thinking about food for a moment!" Pippin: "Okay, what about..." "Psycho! Groupie! Pipeweed! Crazy! Psycho groupie pipeweed crazy psycho groupie pipe, makes you high, makes you high, makes you really wanna..." Merry: "Honestly, there's no talking to you sometimes!" Pippin: "I think me, I want life..." __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

09-25-2004, 06:46 PM	#3024
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	The many arguments Merry and Pippin Merry: Why can`t you see it?! That cloud clearly looks like a bunny! Pippin: No, I still think it`s turtle. Wait...no! It`s changing! Merry: See! I told you it`s a bunny! Pippin: No it`s not, it`s a gerbil. Merry: AAARRRRGGGH!!! __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

09-26-2004, 12:34 AM	#3025
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Merry: Pippin, don't you feel something creeping up your back? diabolic grin Seconds later... splash! (I'll leave it to your imagination.)

09-26-2004, 10:45 AM	#3026
Fordim Hedgethistle Gibbering Gibbet Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Beyond cloud nine Posts: 1,844	Merry: Pip?. . .Pip?. . .Pippin?? What kind of mushroom did you eat, anyway? __________________ Scribbling scrabbling.

09-26-2004, 11:12 AM	#3027
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Pippin: I can see the light! Merry: Erm, its behind you. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-26-2004, 02:36 PM	#3028
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Pippin: in a whisper Psst! Merry! Merry: What? Pippin: Don't look now, but I think a camera is watching us __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-26-2004, 03:38 PM	#3029
Lily Registered User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Wouldn't you like to know!! Posts: 72	Merry: Now Pip u see this.... this will help you live if you fall over board... Pip... you listening!!!? Pippin: ....... and that's how E=mc2!!! Haha I got- smack

09-26-2004, 11:22 PM	#3030
Keeper of Dol Guldur Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: 315, CNY Boys and girls. Posts: 405	Re: "Hey Pip, I'll give you five bucks if you push Galadriel into the river." __________________ "I come from yonder...Have you seen Baggins? Baggins has left, he is coming. He is not far away. I wish to find him. If he passes will you tell me? I will come back with gold." - Khamul the Easterling

09-27-2004, 01:32 AM	#3031
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	All very lovely! Here is one I thought was nice; Legolas: I'm sorry Aragorn... I did not know it would turn you into a hobbit! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-27-2004, 02:44 AM	#3032
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Good pic! Legolas: That boy's pet is simply atrocious! Come, dog Aragorn, and show him the proper way. Aragorn: bark! bark! __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

09-27-2004, 03:17 AM	#3033
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	The megalomaniacal tendencies of Legolas Legolas: "And now I use my patented nerve hold to destroy you Aragorn and become King of Gondor myself. A hahahahahaha!" __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

09-27-2004, 06:24 AM	#3034
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Legolas: "i know its a bad thing that i "accidently" shot Gimli cause i thought he was an orc, but a bets a bet and your the disgruntled dwarf now!" __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

09-27-2004, 04:22 PM	#3035
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Great pic! Legolas: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! Piggy back! __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.