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Hookbill the Goomba · 01-25-2006, 12:35 AM

Fortunatley, Mount Zoom ran over him.

WaynetheGoblin · 01-25-2006, 06:19 AM

Unfortunatley he made a force field out of fire that saved him.

gralin musicteeth · 01-25-2006, 08:38 AM

Fortunately Johnny's wife showed up and scolded him for spoiling the party.

Roa_Aoife · 01-25-2006, 09:23 AM

Unfortunately, this meant that there were two stinky balrogs at the party.

Tuor of Gondolin · 01-25-2006, 09:29 AM

Fortunately the hostess found several
anti-stinky-balrog sprays
(mountain tunnel fresh) and used
them to good effect.

Valesse · 01-25-2006, 09:31 AM

Unfortunately they also contained aerosol.

Meneltarmacil · 01-25-2006, 12:15 PM

Fortunately, this was an environmentally-friendly type of aerosol.

Eonwe · 01-25-2006, 12:42 PM

Unfortuantley, some roudy Dwarves started a gasoline fight!

Tuor of Gondolin · 01-25-2006, 12:45 PM

But fortunately, before the fight, there was a run on these
excellent aerosols, which upset Sauron
so he left the party and set up a
rival aerosol plant in Mordor in conjunction
with Frodo and Smeagol- who it turned out
had survived his dive into Mount Doom
wearing an invisible asbestos suit, the
aerosol plant funded by a redevelopment grant
by the Better Gondor Business Association
and employees aplenty from unemployed
Southrons, Easterlings, and ex-slaves.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 01-25-2006, 07:39 PM

. . . the plant blew up, and Mordor became mountain tunnel fresh.

Glirdan · 01-25-2006, 09:09 PM

Fortunately, it was actually Numenor that blew up.

Farael · 01-25-2006, 09:12 PM

Unfortunately the term "blew up" is slightly miss used... as what happened is that it was blown upwards, out of the sea depths. How is this unfortunately, you say? that I do not know... which is quite unfortunate

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-26-2006, 12:43 AM

Fortunately, Mount Doom was left in tact with Sauron, Frodo and Sam alive. They drove over (In Mount Zoom) to Numenor for the party that King Elessar was holding and had a fun time.

Tuor of Gondolin · 01-26-2006, 07:13 AM

Unfortunately the party took a disquieting turn
when Arwen learned that Elessar had invited
his ex (Eowyn) to the party and a scene ensued
rivalling the "Cheers" Kelly/Emily fight.

Quote:

Cliff: Uh oh, looks like Woody's babes are comin' to blows.
Sam, Frasier, Cliff, Norm: CAT FIGHT. CAT FIGHT.
Kelly Gaines: You get outta my way right now or, so help me God, I'll... I'll hurt your feelings.
Emily: You do that and I'll hurt yours right back.
Frasier: KITTEN fight.
Sam, Norm, Cliff: KITTEN fight.

For more see:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083399/quotes

Boromir88 · 01-26-2006, 07:26 AM

Fortunately both ladies agreed to settle it with a fight to the death, mudwrestling contest, to win Aragorn's heart.

Tuor of Gondolin · 01-26-2006, 07:51 AM

Unfortunately, the two ladies were shocked
when Belladonna Took and Lobelia S-B
demanded to make it a tag-team contest
(and while smaller, proved to be
both quicker and meaner then Eowyn and Arwen).

After all, consider what the S-B really refers to.

And remember "The umbrella is mightier than the sword!"

Boromir88 · 01-27-2006, 05:34 PM

Fortunately the party turned into an all out moshpit, and though Belladona and Lobelia were fast, no one can avoid an all out moshpit.

Meneltarmacil · 01-27-2006, 05:45 PM

Unfortunately, while this was going on, everybody at the party/moshpit was captured by pirates.

Gil-Galad · 01-27-2006, 05:47 PM

fortunately the pirates in question were Partay pirates

Nogrod · 01-27-2006, 05:48 PM

Unfortunately this writer, who had not a faintest for what a "moshpit" is, was partly cleared by Meneltarmacil, and was able to form a repeat. So: better in the hands of the pirates' than in the hands of a Sackville-Baggins!

But as unfortunately, the next one had posted his unfortunately -message while this one was writing, and the whole stuff had to be turned over.

So:
Fortunately this writer couldn't undesrtand the main word-pun of this latter writer either... and the crowd were still on the pirate ship, alive and breathing.

But:

Unfortunately: There was no "part-ay" cabins available, and their reservations were declared worthless. So they would settle with a class D-cabins, under the waterline.

elronds_daughter · 01-28-2006, 08:04 AM

Fortunately, when the pirate ship turned upside-down, those class-D cabins were quite reversed!

Tuor in Gondolin · 01-28-2006, 10:04 AM

Unfortunately, by a strange time/movie warp, the
pirate ship became part of the Titanic and the
reversed Class-D cabins were kept up all night
by Leonardo DiCaprio's girlfriend using an (ax?)
[hey, I didn't watch the movie 16 million times ]
trying to stop her boy toy from reaching the seafloor with the
Titanic. (This was before she dumped him for
the blond movie elf).

Meneltarmacil · 01-28-2006, 10:26 AM

Fortunately, the pirates made her walk the plank.

Glirdan · 01-28-2006, 10:37 AM

Unfortunately, there were sharks waiting for her.

Farael · 01-28-2006, 11:28 AM

Fortunately, they were vegan sharks.

Gil-Galad · 01-28-2006, 02:02 PM

Unfortunately they thought she was a vegetable

elronds_daughter · 01-28-2006, 05:52 PM

Fortunately, the vegetable they mistook her for was asparagus. And none of them liked asparagus.

Gil-Galad · 01-28-2006, 05:54 PM

Unfortunately, Johnny the Stinky Balrog did and ate her

Farael · 01-28-2006, 06:01 PM

Fortunately asparagus is one of the most poisonous vegetables known to man.... it tries to warn us with its foul taste yet somehow it seems no one listens!!... I'm rambling, what i meant to say is that the Balrog dropped dead

elronds_daughter · 01-28-2006, 06:01 PM

Unfortunately, none of this really matters.

Gil-Galad · 01-28-2006, 06:02 PM

unfortunately she wasn't actually asparagus, only looked like it, so johnny didn't die

elronds_daughter · 01-28-2006, 06:11 PM

(Also unfortunately, Gil cross-posted with my edit.)

Nilpaurion Felagund · 01-29-2006, 04:31 AM

. . . everyone decided to start over.

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-29-2006, 07:01 AM

Unfortunately, Sauron and the witch-King got drunk and ran everyone over in the newly wheeled Barad-Dûr.

Glirdan · 01-29-2006, 08:10 AM

Fortunately, Barad-dur wasn't as dangerous as the newly wheeled Orthanc!!

Meneltarmacil · 01-29-2006, 08:20 AM

Unfortunately, all these wheeled structures ran over Frodo.

Roa_Aoife · 01-29-2006, 08:56 AM

Fortunately, Eru passed a decree eliminating all wheeled cities, towers, and volcanos from Middle Earth.

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-29-2006, 09:01 AM

Unfortunately, Sauron rebelled against the decree.

Glirdan · 01-29-2006, 10:51 AM

Fortunately, Morgoth, who turned good while thinking his punishment over in the Void, ordered Sauron to do as Eru said.

Boromir88 · 01-29-2006, 10:59 AM

Unfortunately, whilst Morgoth turned good in the void, everyone knows that evil is more powerful than good...because the good are bound by a law to do the moral and "good" thing, while evil is not. So, long story short, Sauron smote Morgoth.

01-25-2006, 12:35 AM	#2961
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunatley, Mount Zoom ran over him. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-25-2006, 06:19 AM	#2962
WaynetheGoblin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: far far away Posts: 275	Unfortunatley he made a force field out of fire that saved him. __________________ if your happy im happy if your sad im sad if you jump of a cliff i watch

01-25-2006, 08:38 AM	#2963
gralin musicteeth Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Tossing half-sick between grotesque reality and savage, frightening dreams Posts: 360	Fortunately Johnny's wife showed up and scolded him for spoiling the party. __________________ Where was the stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call Poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?

01-25-2006, 09:23 AM	#2964
Roa_Aoife Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Someday, I'll rule all of it. Posts: 1,696	Unfortunately, this meant that there were two stinky balrogs at the party. __________________ We can't all be Roas* when it comes to analysing...* -Lommy I didn't say you're evil, Roa, I said you're exasperating. -Nerwen

01-25-2006, 09:29 AM	#2965
Tuor of Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Pennsylvania, WtR, passed Sarn Gebir: Above the rapids (1239 miles) BtR, passed Black Rider Stopping Place (31 miles) Posts: 1,548	Fortunately the hostess found several anti-stinky-balrog sprays (mountain tunnel fresh) and used them to good effect. __________________ Aure Entuluva!

01-25-2006, 09:31 AM	#2966
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	Unfortunately they also contained aerosol. __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

01-25-2006, 12:15 PM	#2967
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, this was an environmentally-friendly type of aerosol. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

01-25-2006, 12:42 PM	#2968
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	Unfortuantley, some roudy Dwarves started a gasoline fight! __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

01-25-2006, 12:45 PM	#2969
Tuor of Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Pennsylvania, WtR, passed Sarn Gebir: Above the rapids (1239 miles) BtR, passed Black Rider Stopping Place (31 miles) Posts: 1,548	But fortunately, before the fight, there was a run on these excellent aerosols, which upset Sauron so he left the party and set up a rival aerosol plant in Mordor in conjunction with Frodo and Smeagol- who it turned out had survived his dive into Mount Doom wearing an invisible asbestos suit, the aerosol plant funded by a redevelopment grant by the Better Gondor Business Association and employees aplenty from unemployed Southrons, Easterlings, and ex-slaves. __________________ Aure Entuluva!

01-25-2006, 07:39 PM	#2970
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Unfortunately . . . . . . the plant blew up, and Mordor became mountain tunnel fresh. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

01-25-2006, 09:09 PM	#2971
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fortunately, it was actually Numenor that blew up. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

01-25-2006, 09:12 PM	#2972
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,538	Unfortunately the term "blew up" is slightly miss used... as what happened is that it was blown upwards, out of the sea depths. How is this unfortunately, you say? that I do not know... which is quite unfortunate __________________ I prepared Explosive Runes this morning.

01-26-2006, 12:43 AM	#2973
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, Mount Doom was left in tact with Sauron, Frodo and Sam alive. They drove over (In Mount Zoom) to Numenor for the party that King Elessar was holding and had a fun time. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-26-2006, 07:26 AM	#2975
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,519	Fortunately both ladies agreed to settle it with a fight to the death, mudwrestling contest, to win Aragorn's heart. __________________ Fenris Penguin

01-26-2006, 07:51 AM	#2976
Tuor of Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Pennsylvania, WtR, passed Sarn Gebir: Above the rapids (1239 miles) BtR, passed Black Rider Stopping Place (31 miles) Posts: 1,548	Unfortunately, the two ladies were shocked when Belladonna Took and Lobelia S-B demanded to make it a tag-team contest (and while smaller, proved to be both quicker and meaner then Eowyn and Arwen). After all, consider what the S-B really refers to. And remember "The umbrella is mightier than the sword!" __________________ Aure Entuluva! Last edited by Tuor of Gondolin; 01-26-2006 at 11:24 AM.

01-27-2006, 05:34 PM	#2977
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,519	Fortunately the party turned into an all out moshpit, and though Belladona and Lobelia were fast, no one can avoid an all out moshpit. __________________ Fenris Penguin

01-27-2006, 05:45 PM	#2978
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, while this was going on, everybody at the party/moshpit was captured by pirates. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

01-27-2006, 05:47 PM	#2979
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	fortunately the pirates in question were Partay pirates __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

01-27-2006, 05:48 PM	#2980
Nogrod Flame of the Ainulindalë Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Wearing rat's coat, crowskin, crossed staves in a field behaving as the wind behaves Posts: 9,308	Unfortunately this writer, who had not a faintest for what a "moshpit" is, was partly cleared by Meneltarmacil, and was able to form a repeat. So: better in the hands of the pirates' than in the hands of a Sackville-Baggins! But as unfortunately, the next one had posted his unfortunately -message while this one was writing, and the whole stuff had to be turned over. So: Fortunately this writer couldn't undesrtand the main word-pun of this latter writer either... and the crowd were still on the pirate ship, alive and breathing. But: Unfortunately: There was no "part-ay" cabins available, and their reservations were declared worthless. So they would settle with a class D-cabins, under the waterline. Last edited by Nogrod; 01-27-2006 at 05:56 PM.

01-28-2006, 08:04 AM	#2981
elronds_daughter Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Location: Between the fortune cookie and the post-its. Posts: 644	Fortunately, when the pirate ship turned upside-down, those class-D cabins were quite reversed! __________________ I'd like to be the king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat.

01-28-2006, 10:04 AM	#2982
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately, by a strange time/movie warp, the pirate ship became part of the Titanic and the reversed Class-D cabins were kept up all night by Leonardo DiCaprio's girlfriend using an (ax?) [hey, I didn't watch the movie 16 million times ] trying to stop her boy toy from reaching the seafloor with the Titanic. (This was before she dumped him for the blond movie elf). __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

01-28-2006, 10:26 AM	#2983
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, the pirates made her walk the plank. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

01-28-2006, 10:37 AM	#2984
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfortunately, there were sharks waiting for her. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

01-28-2006, 11:28 AM	#2985
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,538	Fortunately, they were vegan sharks. __________________ I prepared Explosive Runes this morning.

01-28-2006, 02:02 PM	#2986
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Unfortunately they thought she was a vegetable __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

01-28-2006, 05:52 PM	#2987
elronds_daughter Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Location: Between the fortune cookie and the post-its. Posts: 644	Fortunately, the vegetable they mistook her for was asparagus. And none of them liked asparagus. __________________ I'd like to be the king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat.

01-28-2006, 05:54 PM	#2988
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Unfortunately, Johnny the Stinky Balrog did and ate her __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

01-28-2006, 06:01 PM	#2989
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,538	Fortunately asparagus is one of the most poisonous vegetables known to man.... it tries to warn us with its foul taste yet somehow it seems no one listens!!... I'm rambling, what i meant to say is that the Balrog dropped dead __________________ I prepared Explosive Runes this morning.

01-28-2006, 06:01 PM	#2990
elronds_daughter Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Location: Between the fortune cookie and the post-its. Posts: 644	Unfortunately, none of this really matters. __________________ I'd like to be the king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat.

01-28-2006, 06:02 PM	#2991
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	unfortunately she wasn't actually asparagus, only looked like it, so johnny didn't die __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

01-28-2006, 06:11 PM	#2992
elronds_daughter Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Location: Between the fortune cookie and the post-its. Posts: 644	(Also unfortunately, Gil cross-posted with my edit.) __________________ I'd like to be the king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat.

01-29-2006, 04:31 AM	#2993
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Fortunately . . . . . . everyone decided to start over. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

01-29-2006, 07:01 AM	#2994
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, Sauron and the witch-King got drunk and ran everyone over in the newly wheeled Barad-Dûr. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-29-2006, 08:10 AM	#2995
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fortunately, Barad-dur wasn't as dangerous as the newly wheeled Orthanc!! __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

01-29-2006, 08:20 AM	#2996
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, all these wheeled structures ran over Frodo. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.