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Roa_Aoife · 01-21-2006, 08:34 PM

Fortunately the Gondorian women thought the Men of Rohan were better looking anyways.

Farael · 01-21-2006, 08:36 PM

hmmm cross posted with Roa... let's change it to

Unfortunately, all the men from Rohan were madly in love with Lady Eowyn

gralin musicteeth · 01-21-2006, 08:42 PM

Fortunately, Edoras decided to pull a Mt. Zoom and sped away, taking the Lady Eowyn wih it.

Meneltarmacil · 01-21-2006, 08:50 PM

Unfortunately, it collided with Mount Zoom and the wheeled Minas Tirith, with all three exploding.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 01-21-2006, 08:53 PM

Fortunately, by doing so they saved a little bunny. (I don't know how, but they did)

Meneltarmacil · 01-21-2006, 08:54 PM

Unfortunately, that little bunny was actually the killer rabbit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail and bit all the survivors to death.

Farael · 01-21-2006, 09:25 PM

Fortunately Aragorn counted up to five... THREE!!!... three, before throwing the holly grenade which should only be thrown after counting to three, not five for that would be too much, nor two that would be too little... count up to ten and you will have counted far too long because you need to count up to five.. THREE!!!... before throwing the holly grenade

Nilpaurion Felagund · 01-22-2006, 02:01 AM

. . . everything written by Tolkien blew up.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 01-22-2006, 07:48 AM

Fortunately, all the copies did not.

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-22-2006, 08:16 AM

Unfortunately, the exploding originals burnt all the copies.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 01-22-2006, 08:36 AM

Fortunately, burnt copies taste lovely with whipped cream on top.

gralin musicteeth · 01-22-2006, 11:43 AM

Unfortunately, Rune Son ate the burnt copies without whipped cream.

Glirdan · 01-22-2006, 11:49 AM

Fortunately, they weren't burnt copies. They were actually burnt marshmellows

Meneltarmacil · 01-22-2006, 12:35 PM

Unfortunately, the marshmallows were poisoned.

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-22-2006, 02:06 PM

Fortunately, no one wanted to eat them as they had all just had a big meal.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 01-22-2006, 06:33 PM

. . . Tolkien returned from the grave and wrote everything again.

. . . Wait . . . this should be 'fortunately' . . .

Farael · 01-22-2006, 06:40 PM

Fortunately Nilp's unfortunately was quite lucky.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 01-22-2006, 07:03 PM

. . . Farael's 'Fortunately' was unlucky.

(And it goes on . . . )

Glirdan · 01-22-2006, 07:14 PM

Fortunately, Glirdan came by and stopped their bickering by saying "Who ordered the pizza?"

Nilpaurion Felagund · 01-22-2006, 07:16 PM

. . . Nilp pointed to Illamatar, wearing purple spandex.

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-23-2006, 02:43 AM

Fortunately, the Pizza was delivered by a dwarf, meaning that Middle Earth was back to existence.

gralin musicteeth · 01-23-2006, 08:27 AM

Unfortunately, the Dwarf that delivered the pizza was not really a Dwarf, but Sauron in disguise.

Farael · 01-23-2006, 11:41 AM

Fortunately Sauron had became a pretty good person and did not complain when those who ate the pizza did not tip him.

gralin musicteeth · 01-23-2006, 12:44 PM

Unfortunately Sauron was pretty upset that those who ordered the pizza would not share it with him.

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-23-2006, 12:50 PM

Fortunately, they gave him a tasty cake.

Tuor in Gondolin · 01-23-2006, 01:06 PM

Unfortunately, since he was now a good guy,
he had developed a taste for lembas.

gralin musicteeth · 01-24-2006, 08:45 AM

Fortunately, the cake that was given to Sauron was made of lembas

Nogrod · 01-24-2006, 09:01 AM

Unfortunately, without the Ring, Sauron hadn't materialized, and so the cake had no effect. Sauron felt himself humiliated and started having memories from earlier times, when humans had humiliated him. His newly-found goodness began to wear off.

Roa_Aoife · 01-24-2006, 09:03 AM

Fortunately, a happy round of Kumbaya chased away any ill feelings, and the goodness of Sauron stayed.

Nogrod · 01-24-2006, 09:18 AM

Unfortunately, Sauron also stayed: the pizzas had been eaten and no-one could make any more rounds of Kumbaya.

Roa_Aoife · 01-24-2006, 09:20 AM

Fortunately, they all started a few games of twister, which happened to be Suaron's favorite game.

Tuor of Gondolin · 01-24-2006, 09:21 AM

Unfortunately Morgoth had cable tv (on demand)
and internet access in the Outer Void,
saw Sauron trying to reform and sent
e-mail to Sauron making fun of him.

Nogrod · 01-24-2006, 09:33 AM

Fortunately, Sauron had developed a sense of humor and great liking of satire, even irony. So, everyone at the party had a jolly-good laugh.

Tuor of Gondolin · 01-24-2006, 09:38 AM

Unfortunately The Three Stooges started a pie throwing
incident at the party, which ticked off Sauron
(it being below his dignity as a maia).

Roa_Aoife · 01-24-2006, 09:54 AM

Fortunately, no one liked the Three Stooges anyways, so they were kicked out.

Tuor of Gondolin · 01-24-2006, 10:56 AM

Unfortunately, Groucho Marx was also at
the party and Sauron left in a snit
(or a huff) when Groucho leaned over
to him and said in his face:
"You know, you're very close to an idiot!"

Eonwe · 01-24-2006, 02:44 PM

Fortunatley, Tulkas crashed the party. and challenged one and all to a wrestling contest!

gralin musicteeth · 01-24-2006, 04:20 PM

Unfortunately, Tulkas exploded.

Gil-Galad · 01-24-2006, 06:58 PM

Fortunatley that didn't ruin the partay

Boromir88 · 01-24-2006, 08:11 PM

Unfortunately when Johnny the stinky balrog showed up, it did.

01-21-2006, 08:34 PM	#2921
Roa_Aoife Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Someday, I'll rule all of it. Posts: 1,696	Fortunately the Gondorian women thought the Men of Rohan were better looking anyways. __________________ We can't all be Roas* when it comes to analysing...* -Lommy I didn't say you're evil, Roa, I said you're exasperating. -Nerwen

01-21-2006, 08:36 PM	#2922
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,538	hmmm cross posted with Roa... let's change it to Unfortunately, all the men from Rohan were madly in love with Lady Eowyn __________________ I prepared Explosive Runes this morning.

01-21-2006, 08:42 PM	#2923
gralin musicteeth Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Tossing half-sick between grotesque reality and savage, frightening dreams Posts: 360	Fortunately, Edoras decided to pull a Mt. Zoom and sped away, taking the Lady Eowyn wih it. __________________ Where was the stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call Poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?

01-21-2006, 08:50 PM	#2924
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, it collided with Mount Zoom and the wheeled Minas Tirith, with all three exploding. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

01-21-2006, 08:54 PM	#2926
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, that little bunny was actually the killer rabbit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail and bit all the survivors to death. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

01-21-2006, 09:25 PM	#2927
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,538	Fortunately Aragorn counted up to five... THREE!!!... three, before throwing the holly grenade which should only be thrown after counting to three, not five for that would be too much, nor two that would be too little... count up to ten and you will have counted far too long because you need to count up to five.. THREE!!!... before throwing the holly grenade __________________ I prepared Explosive Runes this morning.

01-22-2006, 02:01 AM	#2928
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Unfortunately . . . . . . everything written by Tolkien blew up. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

01-22-2006, 08:16 AM	#2930
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, the exploding originals burnt all the copies. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-22-2006, 11:43 AM	#2932
gralin musicteeth Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Tossing half-sick between grotesque reality and savage, frightening dreams Posts: 360	Unfortunately, Rune Son ate the burnt copies without whipped cream. __________________ Where was the stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call Poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?

01-22-2006, 11:49 AM	#2933
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fortunately, they weren't burnt copies. They were actually burnt marshmellows __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

01-22-2006, 12:35 PM	#2934
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, the marshmallows were poisoned. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

01-22-2006, 02:06 PM	#2935
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, no one wanted to eat them as they had all just had a big meal. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-22-2006, 06:33 PM	#2936
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Unfortunately . . . . . . Tolkien returned from the grave and wrote everything again. . . . Wait . . . this should be 'fortunately' . . . __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

01-22-2006, 06:40 PM	#2937
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,538	Fortunately Nilp's unfortunately was quite lucky. __________________ I prepared Explosive Runes this morning.

01-22-2006, 07:03 PM	#2938
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Unfortunately . . . . . . Farael's 'Fortunately' was unlucky. (And it goes on . . . ) __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

01-22-2006, 07:14 PM	#2939
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fortunately, Glirdan came by and stopped their bickering by saying "Who ordered the pizza?" __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

01-22-2006, 07:16 PM	#2940
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Unfortunately . . . . . . Nilp pointed to Illamatar, wearing purple spandex. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

01-23-2006, 02:43 AM	#2941
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, the Pizza was delivered by a dwarf, meaning that Middle Earth was back to existence. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-23-2006, 08:27 AM	#2942
gralin musicteeth Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Tossing half-sick between grotesque reality and savage, frightening dreams Posts: 360	Unfortunately, the Dwarf that delivered the pizza was not really a Dwarf, but Sauron in disguise. __________________ Where was the stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call Poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?

01-23-2006, 11:41 AM	#2943
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,538	Fortunately Sauron had became a pretty good person and did not complain when those who ate the pizza did not tip him. __________________ I prepared Explosive Runes this morning.

01-23-2006, 12:44 PM	#2944
gralin musicteeth Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Tossing half-sick between grotesque reality and savage, frightening dreams Posts: 360	Unfortunately Sauron was pretty upset that those who ordered the pizza would not share it with him. __________________ Where was the stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call Poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?

01-23-2006, 12:50 PM	#2945
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, they gave him a tasty cake. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-23-2006, 01:06 PM	#2946
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately, since he was now a good guy, he had developed a taste for lembas. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

01-24-2006, 08:45 AM	#2947
gralin musicteeth Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Tossing half-sick between grotesque reality and savage, frightening dreams Posts: 360	Fortunately, the cake that was given to Sauron was made of lembas __________________ Where was the stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call Poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?

01-24-2006, 09:01 AM	#2948
Nogrod Flame of the Ainulindalë Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Wearing rat's coat, crowskin, crossed staves in a field behaving as the wind behaves Posts: 9,308	Unfortunately, without the Ring, Sauron hadn't materialized, and so the cake had no effect. Sauron felt himself humiliated and started having memories from earlier times, when humans had humiliated him. His newly-found goodness began to wear off.

01-24-2006, 09:03 AM	#2949
Roa_Aoife Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Someday, I'll rule all of it. Posts: 1,696	Fortunately, a happy round of Kumbaya chased away any ill feelings, and the goodness of Sauron stayed. __________________ We can't all be Roas* when it comes to analysing...* -Lommy I didn't say you're evil, Roa, I said you're exasperating. -Nerwen

01-24-2006, 09:18 AM	#2950
Nogrod Flame of the Ainulindalë Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Wearing rat's coat, crowskin, crossed staves in a field behaving as the wind behaves Posts: 9,308	Unfortunately, Sauron also stayed: the pizzas had been eaten and no-one could make any more rounds of Kumbaya.

01-24-2006, 09:20 AM	#2951
Roa_Aoife Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Someday, I'll rule all of it. Posts: 1,696	Fortunately, they all started a few games of twister, which happened to be Suaron's favorite game. __________________ We can't all be Roas* when it comes to analysing...* -Lommy I didn't say you're evil, Roa, I said you're exasperating. -Nerwen

01-24-2006, 09:21 AM	#2952
Tuor of Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Pennsylvania, WtR, passed Sarn Gebir: Above the rapids (1239 miles) BtR, passed Black Rider Stopping Place (31 miles) Posts: 1,548	Unfortunately Morgoth had cable tv (on demand) and internet access in the Outer Void, saw Sauron trying to reform and sent e-mail to Sauron making fun of him. __________________ Aure Entuluva!

01-24-2006, 09:33 AM	#2953
Nogrod Flame of the Ainulindalë Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Wearing rat's coat, crowskin, crossed staves in a field behaving as the wind behaves Posts: 9,308	Fortunately, Sauron had developed a sense of humor and great liking of satire, even irony. So, everyone at the party had a jolly-good laugh. Last edited by Nogrod; 01-24-2006 at 09:37 AM.

01-24-2006, 09:38 AM	#2954
Tuor of Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Pennsylvania, WtR, passed Sarn Gebir: Above the rapids (1239 miles) BtR, passed Black Rider Stopping Place (31 miles) Posts: 1,548	Unfortunately The Three Stooges started a pie throwing incident at the party, which ticked off Sauron (it being below his dignity as a maia). __________________ Aure Entuluva!

01-24-2006, 09:54 AM	#2955
Roa_Aoife Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Someday, I'll rule all of it. Posts: 1,696	Fortunately, no one liked the Three Stooges anyways, so they were kicked out. __________________ We can't all be Roas* when it comes to analysing...* -Lommy I didn't say you're evil, Roa, I said you're exasperating. -Nerwen

01-24-2006, 10:56 AM	#2956
Tuor of Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Pennsylvania, WtR, passed Sarn Gebir: Above the rapids (1239 miles) BtR, passed Black Rider Stopping Place (31 miles) Posts: 1,548	Unfortunately, Groucho Marx was also at the party and Sauron left in a snit (or a huff) when Groucho leaned over to him and said in his face: "You know, you're very close to an idiot!" __________________ Aure Entuluva!

01-24-2006, 02:44 PM	#2957
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	Fortunatley, Tulkas crashed the party. and challenged one and all to a wrestling contest! __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

01-24-2006, 04:20 PM	#2958
gralin musicteeth Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Tossing half-sick between grotesque reality and savage, frightening dreams Posts: 360	Unfortunately, Tulkas exploded. __________________ Where was the stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call Poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?