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07-29-2004, 08:59 PM | #2921 |
Scion of The Faithful
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Gimli son of Glóin: Vertigo.
Gimli: I can't stand here any longer! I'm dizzy!
Legolas: No! Just a little longer! You'll break the record for longest time on top of Grakalaka Peak. Gimli: I really can't . . . AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! Legolas: Dang! He was two seconds away! Aragorn: Shouldn't have made him drunk all that beer. Legolas: Oh, well. On with the mission . . . quest . . . thing.
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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07-30-2004, 02:26 PM | #2922 | |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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"...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane" |
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07-30-2004, 08:52 PM | #2923 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Gimli:Is that a Taco Bell?
Legalos:No that's a subway Gimli: Darn!!
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07-31-2004, 11:17 AM | #2924 |
Auspicious Wraith
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Gimli: "Forget Merry and Pippin, let's go cruising for chicks!
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08-06-2004, 12:26 AM | #2925 |
Scion of The Faithful
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So, anyone up for a new pic?
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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08-06-2004, 12:51 AM | #2926 |
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Alrighty then! Here's a new one!
The Plumbing's Broken Again
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'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.' |
08-06-2004, 01:09 AM | #2927 |
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What do you mean I die in Dune???
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08-06-2004, 01:34 AM | #2928 |
Animated Skeleton
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What the...!? Who was the last one who used the toilet?
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Arggg!.. Who lives in a dark mine with dead dwarves inside?! Balrog Flaming Pants!!! Burning like coal and scary is he(?)! Balrog Flaming Pants!!! |
08-06-2004, 03:16 AM | #2929 |
Eidolon of a Took
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Gríma: "Mirror, mirror on the wall... who's the fairest one of all?"
Mirror: "Galadriel." Gríma: "What the...?? Uruks, bring me her heart!!" or simply Gríma looks into a mirror, any mirror.....
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08-06-2004, 06:24 AM | #2930 |
Illusionary Holbytla
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"It makes me feel happy, which is a big deal for me. It's so pretty. I want to touch it... "
Think Finding Nemo. |
08-06-2004, 06:56 AM | #2931 |
Auspicious Wraith
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*Grima watches in disgust as Saruman slobbers his way through a plate of spaghetti*
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08-06-2004, 07:59 AM | #2932 |
Wight
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Location: in my hobbit hole
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Wait a minute.......who decorated this room in pink!?
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"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve!"-Bilbo Baggins |
08-06-2004, 08:24 AM | #2933 |
Shade of Carn Dűm
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*thinks* Maybe if I look as pathetic as possible, Saruman'll go away...
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"My name is Mallard, but you can call me Duck." ~Random Saying, compliments of Sirith and her best friend, concerning a book. |
08-06-2004, 10:40 AM | #2934 |
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Never call a dwarf Ma'am!
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'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.' |
08-06-2004, 10:49 AM | #2935 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Grima walks into a Michael Jackson concert...
Grima: Wha...I have a twin? Or a clone? Or an imposter?
What the (censored)?
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08-06-2004, 11:07 AM | #2936 |
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There were so many ents. They were everywhere. They were surounding us! I JUST COULDN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!
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'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.' |
08-06-2004, 12:03 PM | #2937 | |
Shade of Carn Dűm
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Quote:
Finding Nemo is a great movie.
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It seems to me that trying to live without friends is like milking a bear to get cream for your morning coffee. It is a whole lot of trouble, and then not worth much after you get it. |
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08-06-2004, 07:50 PM | #2938 |
Drummer in the Deep
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Ooh, inspired...
G: Duhhhhhhh......
Or... G: Go ahead. Make my day.
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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08-06-2004, 07:51 PM | #2939 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Grima: Theoden was up partying all night! Of course I look like I haven't slept!
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08-06-2004, 07:55 PM | #2940 |
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***SPOLIER IF YOU HAVEN'T READ ROTK***
The REAL reason for Saruman's death... Grima: What? Why would you eat all my cookies, Saruman??!!
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08-06-2004, 09:19 PM | #2941 |
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I'm not getting that promotion?
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'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.' |
08-06-2004, 10:23 PM | #2942 |
Pile O'Bones
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Confusion
Hello. I've read a few posts here, but I'm not entirely sure what's going on here. Could someone kindly explain?
~Nuinda
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I have nothing profound to say here, so I'll just ramble on for a bit..... |
08-07-2004, 01:06 AM | #2943 |
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Wellcome to the Downs, Nuindacilien! Check out the first post on page one for the details on this thread.
And as for the picture: Wait... so Eowyn doesn't like me?
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I drink Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters! ~ Always remember: pillage BEFORE you burn. Last edited by Saraphim; 08-07-2004 at 01:10 AM. |
08-07-2004, 03:09 AM | #2944 |
Hauntress of the Havens
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Grima's recommended daily exercise for a new pathetic-looking you.
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08-07-2004, 08:31 AM | #2945 |
Animated Skeleton
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Grima: Look at what coffee did to me!.. Sniff.. Sniff..
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Arggg!.. Who lives in a dark mine with dead dwarves inside?! Balrog Flaming Pants!!! Burning like coal and scary is he(?)! Balrog Flaming Pants!!! |
08-07-2004, 09:24 AM | #2946 |
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Grima: Are you saying I've had two different colored eyes all this time?
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'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.' |
08-07-2004, 09:52 AM | #2947 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Theoden: Whats this?
Grima: What those aren't my sports illustrated! Do I look like i like sports?!
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08-07-2004, 10:16 AM | #2948 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Let this be a lesson to all of you males out there -- NEVER WEAR MAKEUP!! you'll over do it every time, and won't get the right colors. just don't. it's not a pretty sight.
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08-08-2004, 11:53 PM | #2949 |
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Gríma: Is that Scooby Doo?
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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08-08-2004, 11:56 PM | #2950 | |
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08-12-2004, 09:26 AM | #2951 |
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I think we need a new one... Merry: I think Gimli ate all of the bean flavored lembas
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08-12-2004, 12:00 PM | #2952 |
Pilgrim Soul
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Pip: I don't think Legolas will be very happy when he realises that Gimli has trimmed his hair with his axe....
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“But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.”
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08-12-2004, 02:09 PM | #2953 |
Auspicious Wraith
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*Awww! but Gimli, we want ice-cream!*
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08-12-2004, 04:56 PM | #2954 |
Shade of Carn Dűm
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Merry and Pippin: "Are we there yet?"
Gimli: "For the hundreth time, NO!" Pippin: "Oh. How about now?" Gimli: "Aaarrrgh!!!"
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08-12-2004, 09:01 PM | #2955 |
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Merry: Did you know that Gimli was wearing a hospital gown?
Pippin: I think I just lost my Lembas!
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'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.' |
08-12-2004, 09:07 PM | #2956 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Merry: Gimli is it true you wear a wig?
Gimli: Thats absurd why would you think that? Pippin: Legalas said it. Gimli: That blasted elf, hes the one that wears a wig thats why his hair stays perfect! Merry and Pippin: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
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08-13-2004, 12:44 PM | #2957 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Pip: What's that on Gimli's back?
Merry: Well it could be any number of things but I'm wagering its a big ugly bug. Pip: Well go on and squash it then *Pip nudges Merry forward* Merry: Eww no you go and kill the nasty blighter, I'm not going near it! Pip: Fine, but I'm not going near it either! *They both look at one another* In Unison: Ohh, Legolas we need you to come back here for a sec.
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08-13-2004, 02:57 PM | #2958 |
Alive without breath
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Yet another caption inspired by (that is nicked from) Monty Python's flying circus.
Gimli: Hello, and welcome to the Middle of the Film! Pippin: Middle Earth? Gimli: No, the Middle of the film Pippin: Oh right.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
08-13-2004, 07:13 PM | #2959 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Heh...Gimli has a Kick Me sign on his back...
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08-14-2004, 01:58 AM | #2960 | |
Hauntress of the Havens
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*Pippin flips a coin, which lands tail-side up* Pippin:*gulp* Say goodbye to them for me... |
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