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The Might · 01-15-2007, 10:24 AM

Well, I anyway had to lose some weight, so the closing down of the chips factory is a good thing I guess, though they did taste good

And as far as Alien is concerned, I think Lalwende might be right on that one, I could imagine Alien wanting to make an acid-corpse cocktail...poor Phantom

Morsul the Dark · 01-20-2007, 09:23 AM

bwahahahahahaha me dead? no...just absent for a long time i'm just stopping by...to tell you the truth(hookbill this is a flash sstory you might want to publish) morsul the once renowned evil chocolate chip with the amazingly high postperdaycount...is slightly bored with the downs having moved onto youtube(where I have some movies posted under this name) search for hey captain starlight)

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-22-2007, 03:32 AM

A meek Week to keep a jeep in the deep.

This week, Alien gets a new hobby...

Lalwendë · 01-22-2007, 07:04 AM

I'm not at all surprised I was confused by Serious, as cats continue to confuse me with their strange feline ways...I shall be examining his Litter Box for evidence...

Alien this week reminds me of something my friend once told me - that he was once (allegedly) given a slap by a Sunday School teacher for saying it would have been far more impressive had Jonah swallowed the Whale...

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-22-2007, 07:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lalwendë

Alien this week reminds me of something my friend once told me - that he was once (allegedly) given a slap by a Sunday School teacher for saying it would have been far more impressive had Jonah swallowed the Whale...

May be, but it certainly would have been funnier.

Imagine! Jonah coming to Nineveh all fat and with a whale shape in the middle of him.

The Might · 01-22-2007, 09:00 AM

Again a really funny edition of Phantom and Alien...
I would expect Alien to jump towards the Elephant and then swallow him in mid flight...
Anyway I would have wanted to hear more about the orange fridge's bank account

The Elf-warrior · 01-26-2007, 04:45 PM

By Michael Delving

On January 21, 2007, at 3:21 P.M., an orange refrigerator walked into a branch of the Robemblind Bank and opened an account. Bank spokesperson Grishwen Bilgewater said, "I don't see any problem with it. He produced all the required documents." Thenamir, the Minister of Moola, was not available for comment but The Barrow-Wight was furious. "What is this world coming to? Doesn't everybody know that refrigerators are not legal persons? I mean they don't have a mind of their own like PCs. The Saucepan Man said, "This is definitely illegal. The refrigerator is only 6 months old." DCI Lalwendë chased away this reporter yelling, "Go away, you blood-sucking gossipmongering half-wit excuse for a huming(sic) being.!" The orange refrigerator, who calls himself Bob, said, "I think the prejudice people are showing towards me is disappointing. The organic essentialist view of personhood has been made obsolete by me and other intelligent machines. I am fully sentient. Age is not relevant to non-biological persons. After a short period of booting up I was fully functional. You know something; I haven't heard any fuss about Lt. Data opening a bank account. I think his humanoid form goes a long way to reducing prejudice against him."

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-29-2007, 02:30 AM

And so it continues!

This week, Alien tries his hand at being Gandalf...

Thinlómien · 01-29-2007, 03:07 AM

I'm sure the Penguins will win.

The Might · 01-29-2007, 11:12 AM

Nice magic trick from Alien!

And I liked the part about vital evidence...guess that's the way police works

FeRaL sHaDoW · 01-29-2007, 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thinlómien

I'm sure the Penguins will win.

Never, the dragons shall come out on top

Morai · 01-29-2007, 07:16 PM

The nicer side of Sauron, eh? That would make an interesting Downer philosophy class, or maybe ethics?

THE Ka · 01-29-2007, 07:44 PM

Fish being outlawed?

Seriously now, other ichthyophages besides myself depend on these gilly beings.

I can imagine the serious cat of the downs is rather partial to fish, you know...

I suggest those with this silly 'hydrophobia' look into swimming classes, hypnosis, or just a good pair of water wings before casting all of their water challenges against the fishies.

I'd like to see a bit more about the fish issue, it is serious you see...

~ Serious Ichthyophagi Ka

The Elf-warrior · 02-03-2007, 06:25 PM

by Clap Trap

I was working on an expose of the exploitation of Pelargian fishermen when I received a message from Annatar, normally known as Sauron, the Nameless One, the Dark Lord, the Enemy, or the reason why social welfare budgets have to be cut yet again. It was an invitation to meet him for an interview. I readily agreed. I traveled to the Black Gate, were I showed the guards my press pass and was taken away to Barad-Dur in a blindfold. When the blindfold was taken off, I was in a large room with black walls and a painting of Morgoth wrestling with Tulkas. Sauron was at a black oak desk piled high with paperwork. He was very polite and invited me to pull up a chair and start the interview. I asked him, "Why are you so hated?"

He answered, "I am hated because I am a rebel against the Valarian power structure. I joined Morgoth, at first because Aulë didn't appreciate my talents, but then Morgoth taught me that Eru was a fraud. He was invented by the Valar to justify their authoritarianism. For example, take the case of Míriel. She was plumb tuckered out giving birth to Fëanor and wanted to die, but Mandos, the most rigidly authoritarian of them all, wouldn't let her. And they had this big debate about whether Finwë could remarry. They decided he could, but they prohibited Míriel from ever coming back from Mandos's gloomy halls if he did. I thought the reason they were so upset with Míriel was because she wanted to die. Why does Finwë suddenly have all this power over Míriel's fate? I'll tell you why. The Valar don't like women having control of their own destinies. Even the female Valar put down women to stay in the good graces of their husbands. The Eru delusion again. It's not right, so they think. But I'm different. I believe in self-determination.

That's what I tried to give Númenor. I believe death is an enemy to be defeated, not an inevitable fact. They are not called the Undying Lands for nothing. And I had no idea that the Valar were so blood thirsty that they would destroy every last person in Numenor who didn't join the treasonous "Faithful." I'll tell you what they were faithful to: racism and authoritarianism. These people willingly cooperated in their own subjugation by the Valar and the elves."

Q: "Where did orcs come from?"

A: "They evolved from apes, just the same as humans, dwarves, and elves. Just because orcs are hideously ugly doesn't mean they are evil."

Q: "But what about the alleged atrocities?"

A: "They are Valar-friend propaganda. I admit the orcs sometimes don't take prisoners, but it's payback for long years of oppression. Beautyism is a pernicious philosophy that degrades minorities. And what about the millions of people the Valar killed in the downfall of Numenor? Human sacrifice is a beautiful thing. It's a way of adoring those who have given you everything."

Q: "Do Balrogs have wings?"

A: "I'm not telling you that."

Q: "What is your favorite food?"

A: "Mincemeat pie."

Q: "What is your favorite color?"

A: "Black."

Q: "What is the Void? Do you know?"

A: "It's a prison in the center of the Milky Way Galaxy. Rumor has it that Morgoth has built a fabulous kingdom called Sha Ka Ree there. Sorry! I'll have to end the interview. I've tons of paper work to catch up with."

I said good-bye and was blindfolded again and let off at the black gate. I hope you enjoyed this glimpse of the kinder, gentler side of Sauron; the side they don't want you to know about.

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-05-2007, 04:24 AM

Yes, it's that time again, folks!

But don't think I've forgotten Phantom and Alien. This week, The Saucepan Man makes a come back!

Thinlómien · 02-05-2007, 04:30 AM

Haha, I always knew there was something wrong with Sleepy...

I just wish he'd show up here on the 'downs in honour of that brilliant article about him...

Sleepy Ranger · 02-05-2007, 06:13 AM

Ahem, I'm sorry but I've been unable to use the computer much due to school/university and such. I will however be making a triumphtant return in April. Yes, I have something planned.

Also since it never got out I believe, TORE won ME Idol. In other news, that was not me it was my doppleganger.

The Might · 02-05-2007, 11:35 AM

interesting couple there - a chicken and a wight

Morai · 02-05-2007, 04:55 PM

Aw. I always knew he had a soft spot for feathers.

Gil-Galad · 02-05-2007, 05:14 PM

wow... silly police always surrounding my house... won't they learn that the endangered pandas i smuggled over are in a warehouse across town...

THE Ka · 02-05-2007, 05:46 PM

Quote:

it was my doppleganger.

That kid probably deserved it anyways...

~ Ka, not a doppleganger

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-08-2007, 06:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sleepy Ranger

I will however be making a triumphtant return in April. Yes, I have something planned.

I can see the Headline now: "Sleepy Return ruined by Alien."

Oddwen · 02-08-2007, 07:51 PM

Holy fried Rings! I used to have a chicken exactly like that one!!

But our marriage ended because...she was a hen.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 02-08-2007, 08:46 PM

You keep suprising me Mr. Hookbill, I am wondering if you will ever run out of stories for the Newspaper.

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-10-2007, 01:37 AM

Quote:

You keep suprising me Mr. Hookbill, I am wondering if you will ever run out of stories for the Newspaper.

I expect I will... eventually.

Anyway. I keep getting asked why Phantom allows Alien into his house. I belive this cartoon explains it...

Volo · 02-10-2007, 06:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rune

You keep suprising me Mr. Hookbill, I am wondering if you will ever run out of stories for the Newspaper.

I have a feeling that he'll run out of paper before he runs out of news.

The dark side of Alien...

The Might · 02-10-2007, 06:49 AM

The plot thickens I guess...I wonder who the Master is...
And how they want to get rid of Phantom

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-10-2007, 07:50 AM

I think its dangerous to try and make explanations as to why Alien is there at all.

But I like the fact that he ate half the table!

Legate of Amon Lanc · 02-10-2007, 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

But I like the fact that he ate half the table!

Exactly!!!

P.S. Judging from its speech, I get a bad feeling that the Master is either a skwerl, or maybe even the... you-know-who (no, not THAT one)

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-12-2007, 02:49 AM

Once again it is time to delve into the deeps of insanity...

But let us not forget that lovable duo.

This week, a cameo from Thinlómien!

The Might · 02-12-2007, 10:09 AM

I think I know what happened to the pilot...

High King Fingolfin · 02-12-2007, 05:41 PM

I doubt it Might, as Alien doesn't look any fatter than normal. Though he may have an extremely fast metabolism ...

Morai · 02-12-2007, 07:14 PM

I think they'll have to thaw the chicken before they try to interview it. Otherwise, the conversation will be a little one-sided. But nothing the biased media can't handle!

As for the Alien, I think he's on a diet. He threw the pilot out the window.

Thinlómien · 02-13-2007, 03:04 AM

I think I'm quite cute.

I just wonder if I'm related to Diamond Duck...

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-13-2007, 03:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thinlómien

I think I'm quite cute.

I just wonder if I'm related to Diamond Duck...

Are Ducks related to Penguins?

Thinlómien · 02-13-2007, 03:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

Are Ducks related to Penguins?

I guess they are... but quite distant relation, you know... *a snob glance at pond-quackers*

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-13-2007, 03:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thinlómien

I guess they are... but quite distant relation, you know... *a snob glance at pond-quackers*

So, Penguins are like the upper class relatives that they invite to parties out of politeness but really don't want them to come.

I think this could be a story for the Newspaper!

Thinlómien · 02-13-2007, 06:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

So, Penguins are like the upper class relatives that they invite to parties out of politeness but really don't want them to come.

I think this could be a story for the Newspaper!

We are not like Sackville-Bagginses or anuthing the like! How rude!

We penguins are nice folk.

The Might · 02-13-2007, 07:48 AM

I only now realised that thing is supposed to be a penguin...looked more like a crow to me at first

Gil-Galad · 02-13-2007, 08:10 AM

i thought it was a turtle.. .but now its a penguin... meh...

Penguin - Turtle, Potato - Potato

01-15-2007, 10:24 AM	#241
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,205	Well, I anyway had to lose some weight, so the closing down of the chips factory is a good thing I guess, though they did taste good And as far as Alien is concerned, I think Lalwende might be right on that one, I could imagine Alien wanting to make an acid-corpse cocktail...poor Phantom __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

01-20-2007, 09:23 AM	#242
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	bwahahahahahaha me dead? no...just absent for a long time i'm just stopping by...to tell you the truth(hookbill this is a flash sstory you might want to publish) morsul the once renowned evil chocolate chip with the amazingly high postperdaycount...is slightly bored with the downs having moved onto youtube(where I have some movies posted under this name) search for hey captain starlight) __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

01-22-2007, 03:32 AM	#243
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	A meek Week to keep a jeep in the deep. This week, Alien gets a new hobby... __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-22-2007, 07:04 AM	#244
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	I'm not at all surprised I was confused by Serious, as cats continue to confuse me with their strange feline ways...I shall be examining his Litter Box for evidence... Alien this week reminds me of something my friend once told me - that he was once (allegedly) given a slap by a Sunday School teacher for saying it would have been far more impressive had Jonah swallowed the Whale... __________________ Gordon's alive!

01-22-2007, 09:00 AM	#246
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,205	Again a really funny edition of Phantom and Alien... I would expect Alien to jump towards the Elephant and then swallow him in mid flight... Anyway I would have wanted to hear more about the orange fridge's bank account __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

01-26-2007, 04:45 PM	#247
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Robemblind Bank gives fridge account! By Michael Delving On January 21, 2007, at 3:21 P.M., an orange refrigerator walked into a branch of the Robemblind Bank and opened an account. Bank spokesperson Grishwen Bilgewater said, "I don't see any problem with it. He produced all the required documents." Thenamir, the Minister of Moola, was not available for comment but The Barrow-Wight was furious. "What is this world coming to? Doesn't everybody know that refrigerators are not legal persons? I mean they don't have a mind of their own like PCs. The Saucepan Man said, "This is definitely illegal. The refrigerator is only 6 months old." DCI Lalwendë chased away this reporter yelling, "Go away, you blood-sucking gossipmongering half-wit excuse for a huming(sic) being.!" The orange refrigerator, who calls himself Bob, said, "I think the prejudice people are showing towards me is disappointing. The organic essentialist view of personhood has been made obsolete by me and other intelligent machines. I am fully sentient. Age is not relevant to non-biological persons. After a short period of booting up I was fully functional. You know something; I haven't heard any fuss about Lt. Data opening a bank account. I think his humanoid form goes a long way to reducing prejudice against him." __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

01-29-2007, 02:30 AM	#248
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	And so it continues! This week, Alien tries his hand at being Gandalf... __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-29-2007, 03:07 AM	#249
Thinlómien Shady She-Penguin Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a far land beyond the Sea Posts: 8,093	I'm sure the Penguins will win. __________________ Like the stars chase the sun, over the glowing hill I will conquer Blood is running deep, some things never sleep Double Fenris

01-29-2007, 11:12 AM	#250
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,205	Nice magic trick from Alien! And I liked the part about vital evidence...guess that's the way police works __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

01-29-2007, 07:16 PM	#252
Morai Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2002 Location: Where young people go to retire Posts: 709	Random Title #14 The nicer side of Sauron, eh? That would make an interesting Downer philosophy class, or maybe ethics? __________________ "So why the safe distance, this curious look? Why tear out single pages when you can throw away the book? Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? MeWithoutYou http://fortyfifthparadox.com

01-29-2007, 07:44 PM	#253
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Fish being outlawed? Seriously now, other ichthyophages besides myself depend on these gilly beings. I can imagine the serious cat of the downs is rather partial to fish, you know... I suggest those with this silly 'hydrophobia' look into swimming classes, hypnosis, or just a good pair of water wings before casting all of their water challenges against the fishies. I'd like to see a bit more about the fish issue, it is serious you see... ~ Serious Ichthyophagi Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni? Last edited by THE Ka; 01-29-2007 at 07:56 PM.

02-03-2007, 06:25 PM	#254
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	The Kinder Side of Sauron. My Interview. by Clap Trap I was working on an expose of the exploitation of Pelargian fishermen when I received a message from Annatar, normally known as Sauron, the Nameless One, the Dark Lord, the Enemy, or the reason why social welfare budgets have to be cut yet again. It was an invitation to meet him for an interview. I readily agreed. I traveled to the Black Gate, were I showed the guards my press pass and was taken away to Barad-Dur in a blindfold. When the blindfold was taken off, I was in a large room with black walls and a painting of Morgoth wrestling with Tulkas. Sauron was at a black oak desk piled high with paperwork. He was very polite and invited me to pull up a chair and start the interview. I asked him, "Why are you so hated?" He answered, "I am hated because I am a rebel against the Valarian power structure. I joined Morgoth, at first because Aulë didn't appreciate my talents, but then Morgoth taught me that Eru was a fraud. He was invented by the Valar to justify their authoritarianism. For example, take the case of Míriel. She was plumb tuckered out giving birth to Fëanor and wanted to die, but Mandos, the most rigidly authoritarian of them all, wouldn't let her. And they had this big debate about whether Finwë could remarry. They decided he could, but they prohibited Míriel from ever coming back from Mandos's gloomy halls if he did. I thought the reason they were so upset with Míriel was because she wanted to die. Why does Finwë suddenly have all this power over Míriel's fate? I'll tell you why. The Valar don't like women having control of their own destinies. Even the female Valar put down women to stay in the good graces of their husbands. The Eru delusion again. It's not right, so they think. But I'm different. I believe in self-determination. That's what I tried to give Númenor. I believe death is an enemy to be defeated, not an inevitable fact. They are not called the Undying Lands for nothing. And I had no idea that the Valar were so blood thirsty that they would destroy every last person in Numenor who didn't join the treasonous "Faithful." I'll tell you what they were faithful to: racism and authoritarianism. These people willingly cooperated in their own subjugation by the Valar and the elves." Q: "Where did orcs come from?" A: "They evolved from apes, just the same as humans, dwarves, and elves. Just because orcs are hideously ugly doesn't mean they are evil." Q: "But what about the alleged atrocities?" A: "They are Valar-friend propaganda. I admit the orcs sometimes don't take prisoners, but it's payback for long years of oppression. Beautyism is a pernicious philosophy that degrades minorities. And what about the millions of people the Valar killed in the downfall of Numenor? Human sacrifice is a beautiful thing. It's a way of adoring those who have given you everything." Q: "Do Balrogs have wings?" A: "I'm not telling you that." Q: "What is your favorite food?" A: "Mincemeat pie." Q: "What is your favorite color?" A: "Black." Q: "What is the Void? Do you know?" A: "It's a prison in the center of the Milky Way Galaxy. Rumor has it that Morgoth has built a fabulous kingdom called Sha Ka Ree there. Sorry! I'll have to end the interview. I've tons of paper work to catch up with." I said good-bye and was blindfolded again and let off at the black gate. I hope you enjoyed this glimpse of the kinder, gentler side of Sauron; the side they don't want you to know about. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

02-05-2007, 04:24 AM	#255
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Yes, it's that time again, folks! But don't think I've forgotten Phantom and Alien. This week, The Saucepan Man makes a come back! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-05-2007, 04:30 AM	#256
Thinlómien Shady She-Penguin Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a far land beyond the Sea Posts: 8,093	Haha, I always knew there was something wrong with Sleepy... I just wish he'd show up here on the 'downs in honour of that brilliant article about him... __________________ Like the stars chase the sun, over the glowing hill I will conquer Blood is running deep, some things never sleep Double Fenris

02-05-2007, 06:13 AM	#257
Sleepy Ranger Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: On the field, kissing the 'Downs crest Posts: 1,654	I'm not deeeeeaaaaad! Ahem, I'm sorry but I've been unable to use the computer much due to school/university and such. I will however be making a triumphtant return in April. Yes, I have something planned. Also since it never got out I believe, TORE won ME Idol. In other news, that was not me it was my doppleganger. __________________ And tonight we can truly say, together we're invincible... Middle-Earth Football World Cup 2007

02-05-2007, 11:35 AM	#258
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,205	interesting couple there - a chicken and a wight __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

02-05-2007, 04:55 PM	#259
Morai Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2002 Location: Where young people go to retire Posts: 709	Random Titles get married..... Aw. I always knew he had a soft spot for feathers. __________________ "So why the safe distance, this curious look? Why tear out single pages when you can throw away the book? Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? MeWithoutYou http://fortyfifthparadox.com

02-05-2007, 05:14 PM	#260
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	wow... silly police always surrounding my house... won't they learn that the endangered pandas i smuggled over are in a warehouse across town... __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

02-08-2007, 07:51 PM	#263
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Holy fried Rings! I used to have a chicken exactly like that one!! But our marriage ended because...she was a hen. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

02-10-2007, 06:49 AM	#267
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,205	The plot thickens I guess...I wonder who the Master is... And how they want to get rid of Phantom __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

02-10-2007, 07:50 AM	#268
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	I think its dangerous to try and make explanations as to why Alien is there at all. But I like the fact that he ate half the table! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-12-2007, 02:49 AM	#270
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Once again it is time to delve into the deeps of insanity... But let us not forget that lovable duo. This week, a cameo from Thinlómien! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-12-2007, 10:09 AM	#271
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,205	I think I know what happened to the pilot... __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

02-12-2007, 05:41 PM	#272
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	I doubt it Might, as Alien doesn't look any fatter than normal. Though he may have an extremely fast metabolism ... __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

02-12-2007, 07:14 PM	#273
Morai Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2002 Location: Where young people go to retire Posts: 709	Random Tiltes begin to thaw..... I think they'll have to thaw the chicken before they try to interview it. Otherwise, the conversation will be a little one-sided. But nothing the biased media can't handle! As for the Alien, I think he's on a diet. He threw the pilot out the window. __________________ "So why the safe distance, this curious look? Why tear out single pages when you can throw away the book? Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? MeWithoutYou http://fortyfifthparadox.com

02-13-2007, 03:04 AM	#274
Thinlómien Shady She-Penguin Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a far land beyond the Sea Posts: 8,093	I think I'm quite cute. I just wonder if I'm related to Diamond Duck... __________________ Like the stars chase the sun, over the glowing hill I will conquer Blood is running deep, some things never sleep Double Fenris

02-13-2007, 07:48 AM	#279
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,205	I only now realised that thing is supposed to be a penguin...looked more like a crow to me at first __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

02-13-2007, 08:10 AM	#280
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	i thought it was a turtle.. .but now its a penguin... meh... Penguin - Turtle, Potato - Potato __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.