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Anguirel · 05-02-2005, 01:57 PM

Fortunately Frodo had finally caught up, and neatly caught it...

arcticstorm · 05-02-2005, 02:05 PM

unfortunately, he realized when he got the ring, that it was actually just a plastic replica of the one ring that came on a bookmark, and the real one ring, and gollum, were actually together away east somewhere, in Mirkwood.

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-02-2005, 02:07 PM

Fortunately, the wood elves had captured him and taken the ring.

wilwarin538 · 05-02-2005, 02:15 PM

Unfortunatly Gollum got out by hopping in a barrel and floating toward Laketown.

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-02-2005, 02:28 PM

Fortunatly, the elves still had the ring, and were on the way to Mount doom!

wilwarin538 · 05-02-2005, 02:32 PM

Unfortunatly a ring-wraithe diguissed as an elf was the one carrying the ring.

WaynetheGoblin · 05-02-2005, 02:41 PM

Fortunataly one of Gil's Ticking Time Bomb of Immediate Destruction and Everything Hurtful was strapped to his back.

Gil-Galad · 05-02-2005, 04:33 PM

Unfortunately Gil-Galad came and caught the ring as the Ring-Wraith headed into Frodo with one of my bombs on his back

Nimrodel_9 · 05-02-2005, 04:38 PM

Fortunately Frodo escaped with only a few minor injuries and came rushing after Gil.

wilwarin538 · 05-02-2005, 05:00 PM

Unfortunately those few minor injuries ended up on the bottom of Frodo's feet so he couldn't rush after Gil without being in horrible pain.

Nimrodel_9 · 05-02-2005, 05:11 PM

Fortunately Gil ran out of breath and had to stop for a second, so Frodo caught up.

(I just noticed, I am now a Ghost Prince of Cardolan! Yay!

)
Nimmy

wilwarin538 · 05-02-2005, 05:37 PM

Unfortunatly a tiger spontaneously came and gave Gil a ride.

(congrats Nim, I just became a Shade of Carn-Dum saturday

)

The Only Real Estel · 05-03-2005, 03:00 PM

Fortunately, the tiger stepped in a giant pothole and broke it's leg.

wilwarin538 · 05-03-2005, 03:06 PM

Unfortunately the tiger was winged.

Gil-Galad · 05-03-2005, 04:06 PM

Fortunately the Tiger was only winged if it turned into a Bear called Lazer Bear, with its hordes of monkies and its Canadian flag on its back...oh yeah and its Laser beam eyes, so totally awesome!

The Only Real Estel · 05-03-2005, 04:11 PM

Unfortunately, it did turn into this Lazer Bear creature that Gil speaks of.

The Elf-warrior · 05-03-2005, 09:14 PM

Fortunately the Lazer Bear was a moron and ran into the Sammath Naur and fell into the lava with the Ring.

THE Ka · 05-03-2005, 11:05 PM

Unfortunately, the Lazer Bear was also known by some eaters of Ichtho that when it met lava, it would turn into Lava Fishie the Wonderful Dancer of the Molten Twist and Eater of Sauron's Favorite Shinny Toy, thus saving the ring from yet another close encounter...

~ Don't ask me where that came from Ka

Nimrodel_9 · 05-04-2005, 06:24 PM

Fortunately the volcano erupted and the Lava Fishie flew through the air, landed in one of the few puddles in Mordor, and melted. Or dissolved. Whatever.

Azaelia of Willowbottom · 05-04-2005, 07:01 PM

Unfortunately...Because it had eaten the ring, and now had dissolved, the Ring was lying in a puddle on the ground in Mordor where anything evil could easily pick it up and carry it away.

The Elf-warrior · 05-04-2005, 09:50 PM

Fortunately Frodo took the Ring and went into Sammath Naur.

Anguirel · 05-05-2005, 03:56 AM

Unfortunately his knowledge of physical Geography was poor and he walked into Barad Dur, under the impression it was a volcano.

Gil-Galad · 05-05-2005, 07:27 AM

Fortunately it was Mardi Gras in Mordor, so everyone was drunk, including gandalf

Meneltarmacil · 05-05-2005, 05:21 PM

Unfortunately, Frodo was sucked into a randomly appearing Black Hole Of Doom (tm).

Gil-Galad · 05-05-2005, 08:08 PM

Fortunatley that black hole was a Black-Time Hole and Frodo was transported to where the handsome Gil-Galad was walking in the woods...

THE Ka · 05-06-2005, 12:03 PM

Unfortunately, the 'Handsome' Gil-Galad in confronting the ring had a rather nasty breakout, causing frodo to escape from such a sight...

~ Just Ka...

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-06-2005, 12:26 PM

Fortunately, Frodo fell through yet another time warp and came to Middle Earth again.

Gil-Galad · 05-06-2005, 03:58 PM

unfortunately it was during the Middle Earth dance-off...and Frodo got served by Legolas elvish hip-hop

Encaitare · 05-06-2005, 05:19 PM

Fortunately, Boromir the Disco King came in first place and made Legolas so mad that in the midst of the ensuing slapfight, Frodo was able to sneak out the back way.

Nimrodel_9 · 05-06-2005, 07:01 PM

Unfortunately, Frodo took a wrong turn on his way out and ended up in Mordor again.

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-07-2005, 02:20 AM

Fortunately, Frodo remembered that it was Mordor that he was intending to go to. i.e. to destroy the ring.

Nimrodel_9 · 05-07-2005, 12:37 PM

Unfortunately Frodo was taken captive by a band of hungry chipmunks.

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-07-2005, 01:01 PM

Fortunately, they were scared away by the sight of Frodo's sword, Sting.

wilwarin538 · 05-07-2005, 04:36 PM

unfortunately Sting was scared away by the sight of the chipmunks, so the chipmunks came back.

Encaitare · 05-07-2005, 05:11 PM

Fortunately, Frodo happened to have a packet of nuts in his pocket, which he gave to the squirrels, and they hailed him as a god.

Holbytlass · 05-07-2005, 06:45 PM

Unfortunately, these squirrels ritualistically sacrifice their gods.

The Elf-warrior · 05-07-2005, 06:46 PM

Unfortunately Snaga was hunting chipmunks and saw Frodo.

Holbytlass · 05-07-2005, 06:50 PM

Ha-Ha Elf warroir, we did it at the same time...

Fortunately Snaga saved Frodo from being sacrificed.....
Unfortunately, it was Snaga!

wilwarin538 · 05-09-2005, 03:28 PM

Fortunately as Snaga was about to kill Frodo he saw the error of his ways and gave Frodo a hug.

Gil-Galad · 05-09-2005, 04:18 PM

Unfortunately it was the hug of DOOM!!! ha ha ha yeah...

05-02-2005, 01:57 PM	#241
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	Fortunately Frodo had finally caught up, and neatly caught it... __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

05-02-2005, 02:05 PM	#242
arcticstorm Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Johnson Bible College: Knoxville, TN Posts: 464	unfortunately, he realized when he got the ring, that it was actually just a plastic replica of the one ring that came on a bookmark, and the real one ring, and gollum, were actually together away east somewhere, in Mirkwood. Last edited by arcticstorm; 05-05-2005 at 08:05 PM.

05-02-2005, 02:07 PM	#243
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, the wood elves had captured him and taken the ring. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-02-2005, 02:15 PM	#244
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	Unfortunatly Gollum got out by hopping in a barrel and floating toward Laketown. __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

05-02-2005, 02:28 PM	#245
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunatly, the elves still had the ring, and were on the way to Mount doom! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-02-2005, 02:32 PM	#246
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	Unfortunatly a ring-wraithe diguissed as an elf was the one carrying the ring. __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

05-02-2005, 02:41 PM	#247
WaynetheGoblin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: far far away Posts: 275	Fortunataly one of Gil's Ticking Time Bomb of Immediate Destruction and Everything Hurtful was strapped to his back.

05-02-2005, 04:33 PM	#248
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Unfortunately Gil-Galad came and caught the ring as the Ring-Wraith headed into Frodo with one of my bombs on his back __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

05-02-2005, 04:38 PM	#249
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Fortunately Frodo escaped with only a few minor injuries and came rushing after Gil. __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

05-02-2005, 05:00 PM	#250
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	Unfortunately those few minor injuries ended up on the bottom of Frodo's feet so he couldn't rush after Gil without being in horrible pain. __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

05-02-2005, 05:11 PM	#251
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Fortunately Gil ran out of breath and had to stop for a second, so Frodo caught up. (I just noticed, I am now a Ghost Prince of Cardolan! Yay! ) Nimmy __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

05-02-2005, 05:37 PM	#252
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	Unfortunatly a tiger spontaneously came and gave Gil a ride. (congrats Nim, I just became a Shade of Carn-Dum saturday ) __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

05-03-2005, 03:00 PM	#253
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Fortunately, the tiger stepped in a giant pothole and broke it's leg.

05-03-2005, 03:06 PM	#254
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	Unfortunately the tiger was winged. __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

05-03-2005, 04:06 PM	#255
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunately the Tiger was only winged if it turned into a Bear called Lazer Bear, with its hordes of monkies and its Canadian flag on its back...oh yeah and its Laser beam eyes, so totally awesome! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

05-03-2005, 04:11 PM	#256
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Unfortunately, it did turn into this Lazer Bear creature that Gil speaks of.

05-03-2005, 09:14 PM	#257
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Fortunately the Lazer Bear was a moron and ran into the Sammath Naur and fell into the lava with the Ring. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

05-03-2005, 11:05 PM	#258
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Unfortunately, the Lazer Bear was also known by some eaters of Ichtho that when it met lava, it would turn into Lava Fishie the Wonderful Dancer of the Molten Twist and Eater of Sauron's Favorite Shinny Toy, thus saving the ring from yet another close encounter... ~ Don't ask me where that came from Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

05-04-2005, 06:24 PM	#259
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Fortunately the volcano erupted and the Lava Fishie flew through the air, landed in one of the few puddles in Mordor, and melted. Or dissolved. Whatever. __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

05-04-2005, 07:01 PM	#260
Azaelia of Willowbottom Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: By the Sea Posts: 446	Unfortunately...Because it had eaten the ring, and now had dissolved, the Ring was lying in a puddle on the ground in Mordor where anything evil could easily pick it up and carry it away. __________________ "Wherever I have been, I am back."

05-04-2005, 09:50 PM	#261
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Fortunately Frodo took the Ring and went into Sammath Naur. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

05-05-2005, 03:56 AM	#262
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	Unfortunately his knowledge of physical Geography was poor and he walked into Barad Dur, under the impression it was a volcano. __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

05-05-2005, 07:27 AM	#263
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunately it was Mardi Gras in Mordor, so everyone was drunk, including gandalf __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

05-05-2005, 05:21 PM	#264
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, Frodo was sucked into a randomly appearing Black Hole Of Doom (tm). __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

05-05-2005, 08:08 PM	#265
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunatley that black hole was a Black-Time Hole and Frodo was transported to where the handsome Gil-Galad was walking in the woods... __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

05-06-2005, 12:03 PM	#266
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Unfortunately, the 'Handsome' Gil-Galad in confronting the ring had a rather nasty breakout, causing frodo to escape from such a sight... ~ Just Ka... __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

05-06-2005, 12:26 PM	#267
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, Frodo fell through yet another time warp and came to Middle Earth again. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-06-2005, 03:58 PM	#268
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	unfortunately it was during the Middle Earth dance-off...and Frodo got served by Legolas elvish hip-hop __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

05-06-2005, 05:19 PM	#269
Encaitare Bittersweet Symphony Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: On the jolly starship Enterprise Posts: 1,814	Fortunately, Boromir the Disco King came in first place and made Legolas so mad that in the midst of the ensuing slapfight, Frodo was able to sneak out the back way.

05-06-2005, 07:01 PM	#270
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Unfortunately, Frodo took a wrong turn on his way out and ended up in Mordor again. __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

05-07-2005, 02:20 AM	#271
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, Frodo remembered that it was Mordor that he was intending to go to. i.e. to destroy the ring. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-07-2005, 12:37 PM	#272
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Unfortunately Frodo was taken captive by a band of hungry chipmunks. __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

05-07-2005, 01:01 PM	#273
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, they were scared away by the sight of Frodo's sword, Sting. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-07-2005, 04:36 PM	#274
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	unfortunately Sting was scared away by the sight of the chipmunks, so the chipmunks came back. __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

05-07-2005, 05:11 PM	#275
Encaitare Bittersweet Symphony Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: On the jolly starship Enterprise Posts: 1,814	Fortunately, Frodo happened to have a packet of nuts in his pocket, which he gave to the squirrels, and they hailed him as a god.