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03-29-2004, 05:52 PM
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Illusionary Holbytla
Join Date: Dec 2003
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Denethor: You think that's a big one? Wait till you see the next one...
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03-29-2004, 06:00 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: in the cookie jar
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Middle Earth Pyromaniacs Association's Employee of the Month (Denethor was very dissapointed)
or Sauron forgets his chocolate chip brownies in the oven.
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03-30-2004, 05:25 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: what are you doing here? did you come here to eat my popcorn?
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Sauron's birthday cake candles gone amok. This is what happens when you live for ages and ages!
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03-30-2004, 07:26 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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Faramir: My lord, Osgiliath burns.
Denethor: It does?? Ooh! Let me see! *runs to Osgiliath, and sure enough, it's burning* Or... Denethor: You call this a bonfire?!
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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03-30-2004, 09:30 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2002
Location: A very lovely tree-hut in the Chunnel.
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Denethor: See, and then you put on a little more gas, and fwoom! Fire ball!
Boromir: You're the best, Dad! You're the only dad I know who makes fire balls in the grill!
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03-31-2004, 07:55 AM
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Hauntress of the Havens
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: IN it, but not OF it
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Remember Bill the Balrog?
Gandalf: That's what you get for not teaching the secrets of breakdancing to me!
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03-31-2004, 03:17 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: A place where after thunder golden showers come falling like a rain of flowers.
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Hmm...I guess lighting my pipe with a blowtorch was a bad idea after all!
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03-31-2004, 03:43 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: In Mordor where the Shadows lie
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Aragorn: BURN, ORC BURN! DOOM ON YOU! *yells out an elven war chant*
Legolas: BUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRN! BUUUUUUUUUURN!!!! Gimli: WHOOOOO! Boromir: Orc caught on fire, orc so on fire feeling HOT HOT HOT! Happy peoples all aound me singing HOT HOT HOT! Gandalf: I'm surrounded by pyromaniacs.......
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Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.= I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head Utúlie'n aurë! Aiya Eldalië ar Atanatári, utúlie'n aurë! |
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03-31-2004, 04:19 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally.
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Woo hoo!
Announcer guy- Let's hear it for Boromir the Disco King! Special effects provided by Denethor!
Chorus-Burn, Borrie, Burn, DISCO INFERNO! Burn, Borrie, Burn! Denethor- I wanna wanna wanna burn! (From my old sig) OKAY, WHICH ONE OF YOU LOSERS GAVE DENETHOR A FLAME THROWER!?!?! MAEG! Feelin hot, hot, hot!
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03-31-2004, 09:35 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2002
Location: A very lovely tree-hut in the Chunnel.
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Of course I remember Bill the Balrog! Those were the days!
Gandalf's Mother: Now, Gandalf the Grey, what have I told you about playing rough with Bill?
Gandalf's mother. Now there's a scary thought.
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03-31-2004, 09:42 PM
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Hauntress of the Havens
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: IN it, but not OF it
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Gandalf's mother???
Gandalf: But mum, he promised me he would teach me how to breakdance!
Gandalf's mother: I'll teach you, then. Gandalf's mother breakdancing. Now that's a scarier thought.  Bill the Balrog: Gandalf, I am your mother!
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03-31-2004, 10:31 PM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
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Gandalf enters Rath Dinen to save Faramir, when...
Denethor suddenly pushes him from behind into the giant stove of the Stewards. Gandalf: Augh! I'm burning! *dies* Faramir: Thanks, dad. That wizard was really annoying me.
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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03-31-2004, 11:20 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: In Mordor where the Shadows lie
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Gandalf: And then I say WHOOP there it is! WHOOP THERE IT IS! GO BALROG, GO BALROG! GET DIZZY! GET DIZZY! WHOOP! WHOOP! YEAH I SAY WHOOP!
Boromir: Pfft...amateurs.......*starts doing disco* Crowd: DO THE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE! DO THE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE! Gimli: BOO! :P *Crowd suddenly casts a spell on the other members of the Fellowship in retalliation against Gimli's remark, causing them all to breakdance* Aragorn: What is this devilry?!Legolas: Must.......stop........dancing..........hey, this is FUN. Gimli: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
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Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.= I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head Utúlie'n aurë! Aiya Eldalië ar Atanatári, utúlie'n aurë! |
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04-01-2004, 09:18 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: A portal to an alternate dimension at your local Wal-Mart store.
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*Anti-Jackson cults have a little fun with the scripts.
*Pippen has a little too much fun when lighing the signal light thingies.(their name seems to have escaped me for the moment.) *Balrog after his wip catches Gandalf and they fall:"Ha Ha You got punked!" *What would happen if Galadriel looked into a fireplace instead of a birdbath. Galadriel:"My hair! my hair! Celeborn! Put it out! Put it out!"
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Now, what do you own the world? How do you own disorder? Disorder! - Toxicity-System of A Down |
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04-01-2004, 11:41 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: In Mordor where the Shadows lie
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Denethor's 21st Birthday Party gone mad.....
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Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.= I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head Utúlie'n aurë! Aiya Eldalië ar Atanatári, utúlie'n aurë! |
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04-02-2004, 01:16 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Up a tree.
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Denethor learns how to breathe fire. Taught by Gandalf's breakdancing mother, of course!
My mind is warped. Please ignore me if I seem too weird.
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04-02-2004, 04:01 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: in the cookie jar
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Sauron: *licks finger and places it on his butt* ssss! (steaming sound)
what is with all the breakdancing???
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04-02-2004, 04:13 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2002
Location: A very lovely tree-hut in the Chunnel.
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It's an old Make Your Own Crazy Scene with Pics joke....
Gandalf perfects his recipe for orange swirl sherbet......
As to the breakdancing, see title of post. It started roughly with Saruman and Gandalf, and then the introduction of Bill the Balrog....
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04-02-2004, 04:14 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow
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The rest of the fellowship besides Gandalf "Go Gandalf's mom, hey look she's burning up the room with those moves"
Frodo" hey what's that smell" *sniff sniff* "oh my god my fro is burning!!!" Pippin "hey if you lose your fro can i call you baldo instead?" Frodo punches him in the arm. Oh that Pippin always getting into trouble.
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04-07-2004, 01:49 AM
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Hauntress of the Havens
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: IN it, but not OF it
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Quote:
As for the picture... The Fellowship in a fire-eating contest. It's Gandalf's turn, and unfortunately he just drank alcohol. |
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04-07-2004, 01:16 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: in the cookie jar
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Quote:
 Hey can I add a pic? (five minutes later) ARGH  sorry, can't get the regular picture thing to work...
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04-07-2004, 01:36 PM
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Denethor's True Love
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... *swoon*
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Legolas: who the heck is that?
Boromir: I don't know, but this shot's going straight in the family album! Legolas: oh yeah, like your dad really wants to see you hugging another guy... Boromir: hey, shut up about my dad! He's a good dad. He's the only one I've got... Legolas: I should think so!
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
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04-07-2004, 01:43 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: I don't know... I guess I'm lost
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Boromir: Legolas, your bow is poking me in the back...
Legolas: My bow is over there... Boromir (suspiciosly): Did you take my Horn of Gondor again...? Legolas: No...  EEEEEW!!!!! Feeling slightly pervert here... 
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04-07-2004, 01:51 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally.
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The Horror!
Glorfindel comes back with a vengeance and finds his first two victims.
OR "D'aaaah! It's Gimli in a tutu!"
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04-07-2004, 02:14 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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Aww, someone's giving the Disco King a great big hug!
Legolas: Should I be worried?
Boromir: Tee hee hee!
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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04-08-2004, 08:49 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Nowhere...now here
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Legolas: I love you!
Boromir: I can't breathe...help... or Legolas: I love you! Boromir: Forgot your contacts again, huh? I'm not your girlfriend.
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04-08-2004, 08:54 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: in the cookie jar
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Legolas: Borrie, don't look now but there's a crazed army of knife wielding fangirls glaring at you...
or Legolas: *sniff* Heeey... That's MY shampoo!!! Is this the real reason why Legolas never married? Miriel Undomiel EEWWW thats gross (but hillarious! lol)
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04-09-2004, 04:07 AM
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Wight
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Up a tree.
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Boromir: Perhaps if i smile forcibly enough he'll go away...
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"You will find the Holy Grail in Castle Aaaaaaahhhhhh *leans sideways*" Monty Python and the Holy Grail. |
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04-09-2004, 05:41 AM
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Brightness of a Blade
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: wherever I may roam
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Legolas: Hold still, while I practice the Heimlich maneuvre on you.
Boromir: Hehehehehe! Stop that, I'm ticklish! OR Legolas: Hold me, Bori, I'm scared! Boromir(bursting into laughter): Geez, you're such a chicken!
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And no one was ill, and everyone was pleased, except those who had to mow the grass. |
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04-14-2004, 02:16 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow
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Legolas: *whimper* I think my tail bone is broken*
Boromir: "weeee, that was fun lets do it again" Legolas: *whimper*Whimper* I'm going to become a parapalegic if I keep this up (sorry don't know if i spelled parapalegic right or not, my apologies)
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04-14-2004, 06:36 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Hold on...let me consult this broken compass...
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Peregrin Took! The next time you pour gasoline on our campfire...
Denethor: Come, Duncan! To the Bonfire! (You have to have watched Last of the Mohicans and the extended TTT consecutively to get this one. Or have watched RotK in close proximity with Last of the Mohicans.)
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04-14-2004, 09:12 PM
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Hauntress of the Havens
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: IN it, but not OF it
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Legolas: Gandalf! Why didn't you warn me before taking the pic? I haven't fixed my hair yet!
Boromir: (muttering) As if it makes a difference. Legolas: I heard that! You're dead, dude! Boromir: Help...can't breathe... |
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04-15-2004, 12:37 AM
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Wight
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: In Mordor where the Shadows lie
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http://forum.barrowdowns.com/image.p...ine=1079476013
Aragorn: Loooook into my eyes, Eowyn.......*does creepy vampire-type hypnosis*
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Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.= I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head Utúlie'n aurë! Aiya Eldalië ar Atanatári, utúlie'n aurë! |
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04-15-2004, 06:33 AM
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
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Aragorn: "Help me! I've shrunk!"
(No offence Amariden )
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04-15-2004, 02:06 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow
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legolas: Remember fierce gaze, fierce gaze!
Aragorn continues to stare at Elrond Elrond(speaking in Elvish): why does he continue to stare at me with dis-respect, I'll chop his head off! (hehe, the Rundown was a pretty good movie)
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04-15-2004, 09:51 PM
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Hauntress of the Havens
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: IN it, but not OF it
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Master Aragorn
Aragorn: Gotta practice using the Force...gotta practice using the Force...
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04-16-2004, 12:21 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Imladris
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*Aragorn is holding a picture of Rudy Gulliani in his hands and is slowly moving it in a circular motion; unfortunately we can't see this as his photo has been decapitated*
Aragorn (in a hypnotic voice) : "I am Rudy Gulliani, do as I command you! I am Rudy Gulliani, do as I command you!" Sauron: "You are Rudy Gulliani, I will do as you command me." Aragorn: "Really?" Sauron: "No." Aragorn: "D@mn." For this one it helps if you've seen the episode of "The Simpsons" that I got the idea from.
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04-16-2004, 01:31 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Up a tree.
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Aragorn (thinking): Maybe if I stare at Elrond long enough he won't notice me stealing his muffin. (Shouts) Yoink! *Snatches muffin and runs in the opposite direction very fast*
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"You will find the Holy Grail in Castle Aaaaaaahhhhhh *leans sideways*" Monty Python and the Holy Grail. |
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04-17-2004, 12:17 PM
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
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Another Simpsons joke...
Gorn (thinking): Maybe I should be a milkman!
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04-17-2004, 07:16 PM
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Deathless Sun
Join Date: May 2003
Location: The Royal Suite in the Halls of Mandos
Posts: 2,609
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Aragorn: *staring blankly* Wall... to... wall... shelves... of... Shieldmaidens... Gone... Wild.... I must be in heaven!
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