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01-28-2004, 12:39 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Up a tree.
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Elf behind Elrond: That bird just pooped on me.
Elrond: I will not laugh, I will not laugh...
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"You will find the Holy Grail in Castle Aaaaaaahhhhhh *leans sideways*" Monty Python and the Holy Grail. |
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01-28-2004, 12:47 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: A cosmic waiting room
Posts: 651
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(Seriously, that picture is freaky)
-Must keep smiling, must be supportive, must not laugh at his beard...
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Solus... I'm eating chicken again. I ate chicken yesterday and the day before... will I be eating chicken again tomorrow? Why am I always eating chicken? |
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01-29-2004, 09:15 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: The Elvenpath
Posts: 780
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Elrond: Oh God, Arwen, Didn't I tell you not to eat those eggs?
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01-29-2004, 11:35 AM
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Deathless Sun
Join Date: May 2003
Location: The Royal Suite in the Halls of Mandos
Posts: 2,609
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Elrond: *Must be a supportive father, Must not laugh at the roll of toilet paper hanging off Arwen's back, Must be a supportive father...*
Glorfindel (or the Elf right next to him): *must not laugh, must not laugh*
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But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark. |
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01-29-2004, 12:36 PM
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Corpus Cacophonous
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: A green and pleasant land
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Elrond: *smiling nervously* Glorfindel, would you mind removing your hand from my derriere?
On the subject of the Elf on Elrond's right, who may or may not be Glorfindel, I always thought Elves were supposed to be the fairest of beings. That guy looks more like a Bulgarian drag queen. [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind! |
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01-29-2004, 01:05 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow
Posts: 526
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Smiling strangely wonderously but really thinking 'Estel I have you a whole host of Elven warriors and what did you do to them? Pray tell where are they? Well I know, there buried in a mound six feet under!! That's where they are!! [img]smilies/mad.gif[/img]
(I must agree with Saucepan Man, it looks very much like he's wearing a bit too much blush, among other things) [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
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"...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane" |
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01-29-2004, 09:48 PM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
Posts: 5,312
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Bulgarian? Bulgarian??? What's wrong with you people? Wait...*looks closer at the picture*...oh, yes, definitely Bulgarian. My bad.
Anywhen... Elrond: This is the last time I'm using botox! ---------or--------- Elrond: I am pretty, oh so pretty... Elf behind him(Glorfindel, if you say so): Ha! You wish. ----Glorfindel?----- Glorfindel(mutters): Rolestealer must die! Mrs. Telcontar: Is there something you wanted to say, Glorfindel? Glorfindel(hangs head): Nothing... Later days! [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img] ->Elenrod <font size=1 color=339966>[ 10:51 PM January 29, 2004: Message edited by: Nilpaurion Felagund ]
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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02-06-2004, 05:00 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow
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 Narrator above them: "What would you do for a Klondike bar?"
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"...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane" |
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02-06-2004, 05:28 PM
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Corpus Cacophonous
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: A green and pleasant land
Posts: 8,390
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A recurring theme ...
Pippin: Help me, I'm melting!!!
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Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind! |
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02-06-2004, 09:26 PM
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Pile O'Bones
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: The roof
Posts: 22
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Pippin: Oh, if my mommy could see me now!
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"I'm an elf." ~ Mr. Lunt |
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02-06-2004, 11:32 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: what are you doing here? did you come here to eat my popcorn?
Posts: 1,031
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Pippen: Hold up everyone...I just lost my contact. I think it fell right about here...
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York Peppermint Patties taste better than Pearson's Peppermint Patties! But, Junior Mints are the best! |
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02-07-2004, 01:30 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: As with the flygja
Posts: 1,403
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for the pippin picture:
sam: i wish we had a slip and slide... *sniff* pippin: no, no wait! look! we can make our own slip ans slide! sam: out of liquid cow dung? but, in hobbiton we used mud? Pippin: same old, same old... WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! IT'S SO FUN! I CAN'T BELIEV- "Splat!" pippin landed in a large ol' cow pile... Sam [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] Shaking head) still isn't the same old, same old... i'm sick i know. But i can have dreams too you know! ( including Boromir... [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/redface.gif[/img] )
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Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni? |
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02-07-2004, 01:33 AM
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Hauntress of the Havens
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: IN it, but not OF it
Posts: 2,538
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For Elrond's pic:
Elrond: Gotta smile...though the Elf beside me stinks... For Merry and Pippin: Pippin: Didn't we start swimming in the Brandywine River? How did we get here? |
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02-07-2004, 09:11 AM
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Brightness of a Blade
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: wherever I may roam
Posts: 2,685
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Pippin: This is how we swim, see? Come on, Sam, don't be a chicken and try it!
Sam: But the water is so yucky. Ewww! the Elrond one is too disturbing for me... Quote:
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And no one was ill, and everyone was pleased, except those who had to mow the grass. |
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02-07-2004, 09:19 AM
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Ubiquitous Urulóki
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: The port of Mars, where Famine, Sword, and Fire, leash'd in like hounds, crouch for employment
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Pippin: OOOH I'M MELTING! What a world!
-or- Pippin: Merry! I can't feel my legs! Merry: That's because your waste deep in troll manure. Pippin: Really? Merry: Yes. Pippin: YAY! Ok, those were weird, but I had to say something.
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"What mortal feels not awe/Nor trembles at our name, Hearing our fate-appointed power sublime/Fixed by the eternal law. For old our office, and our fame," -Aeschylus, Song of the Furies |
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02-07-2004, 11:59 AM
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Wight
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Up a tree.
Posts: 213
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Pippin: Where did I put my armbands? I CAN'T SWIM!!!!!!!!
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"You will find the Holy Grail in Castle Aaaaaaahhhhhh *leans sideways*" Monty Python and the Holy Grail. |
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02-08-2004, 03:48 AM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
Posts: 5,312
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I will transfer to Pippin my thoughts:
Pippin: Valentines is coming! Flee now if you value your soul! Sam: Even swim through that? Pip: Why, yes...in case someone catches you, you will no longer be appealing, as your pheromones will be masked by the stench. Sam: You're hopeless...I'm coming back to Rosie. And thus, my stand has been established. Flee now! Valentines is coming! ->Elenrod
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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02-08-2004, 02:44 PM
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Deathless Sun
Join Date: May 2003
Location: The Royal Suite in the Halls of Mandos
Posts: 2,609
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Pippin: *frantically scrabbling in the water* Uh... Merry? I think we've got a problem. I seem to have dropped my Longbottom Leaf.
Merry: Oh that's all right, I still have some. Pippin: That's the problem. I took yours last night while you were sleeping. Merry: Nooooooo!!!!!!! Sam: Why, oh why, did I have to be this loyal to Master Frodo?
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But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark. |
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02-08-2004, 04:25 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Nowhere...now here
Posts: 952
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Sam: You stupid foolofatook! *pushes*
Pippin: Hey! I'm telling my mommy on you!
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Don't let me die! |
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02-10-2004, 04:30 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 282
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 "ALRIGHT! WHERE'S THE MOFO WHO SOLD ME THE SUNBLOCK?" Last edited by Hama Of The Riddermark; 02-10-2004 at 04:34 PM. |
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02-10-2004, 05:17 PM
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Brightness of a Blade
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: wherever I may roam
Posts: 2,685
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ELROND (a la Dr Evil): Bwahahahahahhaha! bwahahaha! Prepare the giant " laser" .
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And no one was ill, and everyone was pleased, except those who had to mow the grass. |
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02-10-2004, 05:23 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Somewhere Else
Posts: 439
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Elrond: SUMMON THE BIG GNOME!!!
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Prevent Merry-abuse today! Join the S.A.M. (That's the Save-A-Merry foundation) Rivendell brought to you by the long lost sister of the guy who be short. Last edited by ElenCala Isil; 02-10-2004 at 05:26 PM. |
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02-10-2004, 06:56 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: A place where after thunder golden showers come falling like a rain of flowers.
Posts: 371
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ISILDUR!! Drop that ring!! Drop iiiit...
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I like buying snacks from a vending machine because food is better when it falls. Sometimes at the grocery, I'll drop a candy bar so that it will achieve its maximum flavor potential. |
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02-10-2004, 08:33 PM
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Deathless Sun
Join Date: May 2003
Location: The Royal Suite in the Halls of Mandos
Posts: 2,609
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Elrond: All right, who's the idiot who painted a target on my back?!?!?!
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But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark. |
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02-11-2004, 02:40 AM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
Posts: 5,312
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Listerine Ad
Elrond: My breath's so fresh, I can't keep the Orcs away.
Orc: We want to kiss you Elrond!!! Voiceover: Listerine Orc-breath. In case you're kinky enough to try. Available everywhere Later days!  ->Elenrod
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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02-11-2004, 04:25 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: what are you doing here? did you come here to eat my popcorn?
Posts: 1,031
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"Yawn....(while thinking to self 'I'm getting too old for this kind of stuff'.
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York Peppermint Patties taste better than Pearson's Peppermint Patties! But, Junior Mints are the best! |
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02-11-2004, 06:13 PM
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Pile O'Bones
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: in a basement
Posts: 19
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for Elrond Smiling pic-
Elrond- Psst! PJ? Can you yell cut now? Come on PJ it's killing me. My lips don't naturally turn at this angle. PJ? PJ?! Other Elf- Aren't my eyebrows hot? hope you like! 
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Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King! |
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02-13-2004, 11:31 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
Posts: 2,145
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Goo-OOOrgoroth where the Orcs come sweeping down in waves! And the wavin' wind, the Dark Lord spins and Isildur completely ruins the day!
(Tune of "Oklahoma")
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
I listen for returning feet and voices at the door |
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02-14-2004, 02:20 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Up a tree.
Posts: 213
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Elrond: Who ate the last piece of ginger cake! You know that I must have the last piece of ginger cake!
Or Elrond: Are you insulting my fashion sense!?
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"You will find the Holy Grail in Castle Aaaaaaahhhhhh *leans sideways*" Monty Python and the Holy Grail. |
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02-14-2004, 05:12 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Nowhere...now here
Posts: 952
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Boink!
Elrond's friends are trying to throw candy into his mouth. Maybe elves have better aim than my friends, but I bet they still miss most of the time. (Yes, I have had experience with this sort of thing. They kept hitting my nose!)
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Don't let me die! |
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02-18-2004, 09:37 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow
Posts: 526
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Elrond: 'Alright fellow Elves, you know what we're here for. Sauron borrowed my lovely frock and he refuses to give it back!
CHARGE!!!!' Other Elves ' hey we were told it was to stop his evil dominion of Middle Earth, oh well we're here now and we don't want to march all the way back for nothing' yes its lame 
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"...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane" |
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02-18-2004, 12:53 PM
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 4,859
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"WAAAAH!" Gandalf stole my teddy bear!"
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02-18-2004, 01:02 PM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Here! Over here!!! Behind that rock. Yes, that is I...
Posts: 84
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AAAARRRRWWEEEN!
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02-19-2004, 03:38 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow
Posts: 526
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'Hey Sauron, what's that big clunky golden piece of crap hanging from you knuckle. Oh I see, Its your preciousss, looks like an eyesore to me!!'
The only way they were able to get Sauron out to fight  ooo are they in for it.
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"...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane" |
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02-20-2004, 04:39 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI
Posts: 437
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"Aragorn! Give me back that ring!" (That could apply to the Ring of Barahir, or the One Ring, or Vilya.)
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"Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx |
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02-21-2004, 12:35 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: On the sand dunes outside of Ilium, watching it burn.
Posts: 1,291
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Elrond's reaction when he was faced with a dance-off with Britney Spears.
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"Athena, stepping up behind him, visible to no one but Achillies, gripped his red-gold hair. Startled he made a half turn, and he knew her upon the instant for Athena." ~The Iliad~ ~My lord, Éomer~
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02-21-2004, 10:26 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Ad finem itineris
Posts: 384
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For the 1st one:
Aragorn: *They are such idiots.* or Legolas: *Is that-? Oh no! It is! A fan girl!* *runs away*
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Enyale cuilenya, ú-enyale mandenya. |
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02-22-2004, 07:07 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
Posts: 2,145
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"You! What do you owe the world! How do you own disooordeee-eerr! Now! Somewhere between the sacred silence, sacred silence and sleep. SOOOOOOOOMMMMEEEWHERE! Between the sacred silence and sleep, disorder, disorder, disooo-hhoooooorder!"
(Every time I hear that song, I think of Elrond screaming for some unknown reason. Huh.)
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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02-23-2004, 09:01 PM
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Deathless Sun
Join Date: May 2003
Location: The Royal Suite in the Halls of Mandos
Posts: 2,609
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*turns to the group of highly impressionable children sitting on the floor, looking innocently up at her*
This is what happens when you make ugly faces at people, children! Your face freezes!
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But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark. |
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02-24-2004, 02:47 AM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
Posts: 5,312
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Boring voice-over: Here's the proper way to drive an orc away.
Elrond: Free candy!!!!! Cheerio, Adam
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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