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Eonwe · 12-07-2005, 07:55 PM

Unfortuantley (for her!) Tulkas threw out all the hair, killed the lice or drove them into the sea, and restored Manwe to the throne. after chianing Yvanna for an age, he sat back and basked in teh contentment taht comes from beer and restoring order to the universe

Roa_Aoife · 12-07-2005, 08:11 PM

Unfortunately, everyone thought Yvanna did a much better job than Manwe, and massive strikes were held.

Eonwe · 12-07-2005, 08:33 PM

Fortunatley, she didn't to a better job. the people soon reallized this and tulkas continued his resting.

Ordimor · 12-07-2005, 09:50 PM

Unfortunately, Most of her popularity was due to the sudden, large amount of cheap manual labor available - labor that soon turned out to be mostly from under age lice.

Farael · 12-07-2005, 11:33 PM

Fortunately (for Yvanna) it was found that Tulkas had either killed or driven to the sea many UNDERAGED LICE and therefore he was chained too, keeping Yvanna company

Glirdan · 12-08-2005, 06:38 AM

Unfortunately, Eru was very upset with Manwe and he chained Manwe along side Tulkas and Yavanna and trust me, they were able to hurt him, real badly.

Eonwe · 12-08-2005, 06:42 AM

GAAA!! It's not supposed to work that way!!

Fortunatley, Eur realized that the only real problem was the renegade Yvanna, so he freed Manwe and Tulkas.

Farael · 12-08-2005, 06:57 AM

Unfortunately, Manwe was already mad at Tulkas and they fought endlessly, destroying The Shire in one of their battles and Rivendel in another.

Boromir88 · 12-08-2005, 07:18 AM

Fortunately, Nienna wept over the ruined Shire and ruined Rivendell and her tears restored both places to exaclty how they were before they were destroyed.

ElentariGreenleaf · 12-08-2005, 01:00 PM

Unfortunately, she wept so much she caused a flood.

Eonwe · 12-08-2005, 01:35 PM

Fortunatley, the flood was just in time to wipe out an army of goblins riding on wargs.

Valesse · 12-08-2005, 03:08 PM

Unfortunately that perticular breed of wrag was endangered.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 12-08-2005, 03:26 PM

Fortunatley, nobody cared exept for one little orc.

Farael · 12-08-2005, 03:39 PM

Unfortunately, that little orc was so obsessed about it, he became the new Dark Lord just to smite everyone else.

Glirdan · 12-08-2005, 07:38 PM

Fortunately, that little orc fought in Moria and got killked by Sam and his frying pan.

Gil-Galad · 12-08-2005, 07:40 PM

Unfortunately the orc became reincarnatd has a Balrog

Boromir88 · 12-08-2005, 07:50 PM

Fortunately, the Orc in the midst of reincarnation spent many a days speaking to Eru and saw the error of his ways. So, when reincarnated as a Balrog he was a good balrog.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 12-08-2005, 08:02 PM

Unfortunately, the good Balrog got killed by an evil cookie.

Glirdan · 12-08-2005, 08:08 PM

Fortunately, everyone was being so good, that Eru thought they deserved a cookie. So, he broke the giant cookie into pieces for all the good people.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 12-08-2005, 08:13 PM

Unfortunately, there was now thousands of evil cookies instead of one and they all startet killing all good people.

Farael · 12-08-2005, 11:10 PM

Fortunately Sam found out that they might be evil but they were also.... edible!!!

Holbytlass · 12-08-2005, 11:27 PM

Unfortunately, Sam was choking cause there was no milk.

Ordimor · 12-08-2005, 11:31 PM

Fortunately, Sams choking caught the attention of one Valar - Tulkas laughed!

Farael · 12-09-2005, 11:47 AM

Unfortunately, Tulkas' laugh was his greatest and most powerful song of destruction

Eonwe · 12-09-2005, 03:00 PM

Fortunatley, it was aimed (if you can aim a song!) at the band of evil cookies ravaging the countryside.

Gil-Galad · 12-09-2005, 05:52 PM

unfortunately it missed and hit Mt.Zoom that was driving in the country side, and that exploded with pepto bismal everywhere and wiped out the ladn! including the alien dog... johnny... and any one else that i've missed

Ordimor · 12-09-2005, 07:15 PM

Fortunately, None of those things belonged in Middle Earth.

Glirdan · 12-09-2005, 10:31 PM

Unfortunately, it all does. Poor Johnny, and Mt. Zoom with all it's pepto bismal spilt all over the place.

Farael · 12-10-2005, 02:56 AM

Fortunately, the fact that it is believed that all those things belonged to middle earth and at the same time it is believed that all those things did NOT belong to middle earth caused such a complex confusion that the whole universe decided to re-boot, starting from scratch again.

Eonwe · 12-10-2005, 09:36 AM

Unfortuantely, that meant all Eru's data was lost, had that hacked him off.

Meneltarmacil · 12-10-2005, 10:08 AM

Fortunately, Captain Kirk had saved a copy of the data in the Enterprise's computer and gave it back to Eru, restoring Middle-Earth.

Glirdan · 12-10-2005, 10:14 AM

Unfortunately, Eru stopped trusting Captain Kirk after losing a poker game to him and destroyed the Enterprise, along with the data disk.

Tuor in Gondolin · 12-10-2005, 10:27 AM

Fortunately, that was the evil Captain Kirk in
an alternate universe (Eru being in on that
universe's coup plan by its Mr. Spock).

Eonwe · 12-10-2005, 11:03 AM

Unfortunatley, talk of alternate universes made everyone's heads swim - to Valinor!

Meneltarmacil · 12-10-2005, 11:18 AM

Fortunately, they were instantly teleported back to Middle-Earth.

Gil-Galad · 12-10-2005, 12:26 PM

Unfortunately, Middle Earth was a land full of Leprechauns, and Unicorns, and all the Greek Myth creatures( as wel las Norse, and Eygptian)

Ordimor · 12-11-2005, 12:23 PM

Fortunately, all the odd-ball creatures were located at the "Mall of Middle Earth".

Eonwe · 12-11-2005, 01:01 PM

Unfortuantley, nobody could make out why it was unfortunatle that the mall was filled with Leprechauns and Unicorns, not to mention crazy Greek creatures!

Glirdan · 12-11-2005, 09:25 PM

Fortunately, everyone shot the maker of all these odd-ball creatures.

Farael · 12-11-2005, 10:14 PM

Unfortunately Eru got sick-n'-tired of these random creations of non-middleearthian creatures and decided to start all over again

Fortunately, Gimli finally found something to eat

12-07-2005, 07:55 PM	#2521
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	Unfortuantley (for her!) Tulkas threw out all the hair, killed the lice or drove them into the sea, and restored Manwe to the throne. after chianing Yvanna for an age, he sat back and basked in teh contentment taht comes from beer and restoring order to the universe __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

12-07-2005, 08:11 PM	#2522
Roa_Aoife Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Someday, I'll rule all of it. Posts: 1,696	Unfortunately, everyone thought Yvanna did a much better job than Manwe, and massive strikes were held. __________________ We can't all be Roas* when it comes to analysing...* -Lommy I didn't say you're evil, Roa, I said you're exasperating. -Nerwen

12-07-2005, 08:33 PM	#2523
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	Fortunatley, she didn't to a better job. the people soon reallized this and tulkas continued his resting. __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

12-07-2005, 09:50 PM	#2524
Ordimor Haunting Spirit Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: At the Double-Cross Ranch Posts: 74	Unfortunately, Most of her popularity was due to the sudden, large amount of cheap manual labor available - labor that soon turned out to be mostly from under age lice. __________________ *** What would you attempt to do, if you knew you could not fail? ***

12-08-2005, 06:38 AM	#2526
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfortunately, Eru was very upset with Manwe and he chained Manwe along side Tulkas and Yavanna and trust me, they were able to hurt him, real badly. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

12-07-2005, 11:33 PM	#2525
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,538	Fortunately (for Yvanna) it was found that Tulkas had either killed or driven to the sea many UNDERAGED LICE and therefore he was chained too, keeping Yvanna company

12-08-2005, 06:42 AM	#2527
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	GAAA!! It's not supposed to work that way!! Fortunatley, Eur realized that the only real problem was the renegade Yvanna, so he freed Manwe and Tulkas. __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

12-08-2005, 06:57 AM	#2528
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,538	Unfortunately, Manwe was already mad at Tulkas and they fought endlessly, destroying The Shire in one of their battles and Rivendel in another.

12-08-2005, 07:18 AM	#2529
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,519	Fortunately, Nienna wept over the ruined Shire and ruined Rivendell and her tears restored both places to exaclty how they were before they were destroyed. __________________ Fenris Penguin

12-08-2005, 01:00 PM	#2530
ElentariGreenleaf Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Look, I'm over there! Posts: 496	Unfortunately, she wept so much she caused a flood. __________________ There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Website\|Art

12-08-2005, 01:35 PM	#2531
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	Fortunatley, the flood was just in time to wipe out an army of goblins riding on wargs. __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

12-08-2005, 03:08 PM	#2532
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	Unfortunately that perticular breed of wrag was endangered. __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

12-08-2005, 03:39 PM	#2534
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,538	Unfortunately, that little orc was so obsessed about it, he became the new Dark Lord just to smite everyone else.

12-08-2005, 07:38 PM	#2535
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fortunately, that little orc fought in Moria and got killked by Sam and his frying pan. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

12-08-2005, 07:40 PM	#2536
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Unfortunately the orc became reincarnatd has a Balrog __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

12-08-2005, 07:50 PM	#2537
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,519	Fortunately, the Orc in the midst of reincarnation spent many a days speaking to Eru and saw the error of his ways. So, when reincarnated as a Balrog he was a good balrog. __________________ Fenris Penguin

12-08-2005, 08:08 PM	#2539
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fortunately, everyone was being so good, that Eru thought they deserved a cookie. So, he broke the giant cookie into pieces for all the good people. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

12-08-2005, 11:10 PM	#2541
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,538	Fortunately Sam found out that they might be evil but they were also.... edible!!!

12-08-2005, 11:27 PM	#2542
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	Unfortunately, Sam was choking cause there was no milk. __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

12-08-2005, 11:31 PM	#2543
Ordimor Haunting Spirit Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: At the Double-Cross Ranch Posts: 74	Fortunately, Sams choking caught the attention of one Valar - Tulkas laughed! __________________ *** What would you attempt to do, if you knew you could not fail? ***

12-09-2005, 11:47 AM	#2544
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,538	Unfortunately, Tulkas' laugh was his greatest and most powerful song of destruction

12-09-2005, 03:00 PM	#2545
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	Fortunatley, it was aimed (if you can aim a song!) at the band of evil cookies ravaging the countryside. __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

12-09-2005, 05:52 PM	#2546
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	unfortunately it missed and hit Mt.Zoom that was driving in the country side, and that exploded with pepto bismal everywhere and wiped out the ladn! including the alien dog... johnny... and any one else that i've missed __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

12-09-2005, 07:15 PM	#2547
Ordimor Haunting Spirit Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: At the Double-Cross Ranch Posts: 74	Fortunately, None of those things belonged in Middle Earth. __________________ *** What would you attempt to do, if you knew you could not fail? ***

12-09-2005, 10:31 PM	#2548
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfortunately, it all does. Poor Johnny, and Mt. Zoom with all it's pepto bismal spilt all over the place. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

12-10-2005, 02:56 AM	#2549
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,538	Fortunately, the fact that it is believed that all those things belonged to middle earth and at the same time it is believed that all those things did NOT belong to middle earth caused such a complex confusion that the whole universe decided to re-boot, starting from scratch again.

12-10-2005, 09:36 AM	#2550
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	Unfortuantely, that meant all Eru's data was lost, had that hacked him off. __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

12-10-2005, 10:08 AM	#2551
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, Captain Kirk had saved a copy of the data in the Enterprise's computer and gave it back to Eru, restoring Middle-Earth. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

12-10-2005, 10:14 AM	#2552
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfortunately, Eru stopped trusting Captain Kirk after losing a poker game to him and destroyed the Enterprise, along with the data disk. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

12-10-2005, 10:27 AM	#2553
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately, that was the evil Captain Kirk in an alternate universe (Eru being in on that universe's coup plan by its Mr. Spock). __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

12-10-2005, 11:03 AM	#2554
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	Unfortunatley, talk of alternate universes made everyone's heads swim - to Valinor! __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

12-10-2005, 11:18 AM	#2555
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, they were instantly teleported back to Middle-Earth. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

12-10-2005, 12:26 PM	#2556
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Unfortunately, Middle Earth was a land full of Leprechauns, and Unicorns, and all the Greek Myth creatures( as wel las Norse, and Eygptian) __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

12-11-2005, 12:23 PM	#2557
Ordimor Haunting Spirit Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: At the Double-Cross Ranch Posts: 74	Fortunately, all the odd-ball creatures were located at the "Mall of Middle Earth". __________________ *** What would you attempt to do, if you knew you could not fail? ***

12-11-2005, 01:01 PM	#2558
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	Unfortuantley, nobody could make out why it was unfortunatle that the mall was filled with Leprechauns and Unicorns, not to mention crazy Greek creatures! __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!