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11-07-2003, 06:31 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Nowhere...now here
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Gandalf: *sniffs* What is that smell?
Soldier in front of Gandalf: I just had to let that out! I hope no one notices!
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11-07-2003, 07:05 PM
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Deathless Sun
Join Date: May 2003
Location: The Royal Suite in the Halls of Mandos
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Everyone on the horse starts randomly chanting and bonking themselves on the head with whatever they're holding.
Everyone: *Chant Chant Chant* *BONK* *Chant Chant Chant* *BONK* ( [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Yep, another Monty Python.)
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But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fėanor, and there he slew Finwė King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwė alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark. |
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11-07-2003, 11:23 PM
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Corpus Cacophonous
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: A green and pleasant land
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*As the finalists line up for Rohan's "Beard of the Year" competition, Legolas wonders how on Middle-earth he got talked into it.*
OR Legolas: *thinks* Why is Father Christmas following me?
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11-07-2003, 11:59 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Rivendell
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they aren't actually riding horses. There are people behind the scenes banging coconut halves together that were carried over by birds.....
Not much of a caption...ah well (God bless Monty) [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] Have a nice day.
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11-08-2003, 02:27 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Gondor
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I have 2 different Legolas ones:
Legolas:*If that wizard touches my bow with his staff one more time... he'll have an arrow run through him so fast, he won't know what hit him!* Legolas: (looking at the singing soldier on the right)*Opera! Anything but opera!* ok, my brain is really tired right now, so what seems funny to me might not seem so funny to the rest of y'all. It's after 2 in the morning because I stayed up late watching TTT. I do think that soldier looks like he's trying to sing opera or something.
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11-08-2003, 07:50 AM
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Wight
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Up a tree.
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Gandalf: Damn I forgot my fresh underwear!
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"You will find the Holy Grail in Castle Aaaaaaahhhhhh *leans sideways*" Monty Python and the Holy Grail. |
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11-08-2003, 10:45 AM
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Mischievous Candle
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam.
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Gandalf (thinking): I'll close my eyes and when I open them, all these slow and noisy people have gone away, right?
or... *On the queue for the sales at the Gap of Rohan* Legolas: Let's try to gather some positive energy! Everybody, close your eyes and think about some happy thoughts! Legolas (muttering between his teeth): har, har, suckers...I'll get the pink furry socks while these idiots are dreamin'! [ November 09, 2003: Message edited by: dancing spawn of ungoliant ]
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11-08-2003, 02:21 PM
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Deathless Sun
Join Date: May 2003
Location: The Royal Suite in the Halls of Mandos
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Gandalf: Come on guys, is it honestly so bad that we lost Helm's Deep???? I mean, we still escaped with our lives.
Theoden: *sniff sniff* I lost my teddy bear! Legolas: *sniff sniff* I lost my hair brush!
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But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fėanor, and there he slew Finwė King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwė alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark. |
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11-08-2003, 05:03 PM
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Denethor's True Love
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... *swoon*
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Soldier: okay, now form an orderly queue! Gandalf... I said orderly!
Theoden: any orange juice? Aragorn *peers*: nah, they're fresh out. But you can have blackcurrant! Gandalf: darn... what about the cookies?! They're not all gone, are they?? Aragorn: um... *checks* Legolas *rolls eyes*: c'mon, guys... it's just post-battle refreshments... don't get your knickers in a twist. Soldier: nah, save that for later. Have you seen the queue for the toilets?!
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
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11-09-2003, 01:02 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: A place worse then Mordor........School!
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 I feel pritty, oh so pritty, I feel pritty and witty and bright!
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11-09-2003, 02:17 PM
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This isn't too good but it's all i can think of:
Pj: They are going to war, not a carnival, WHERE IS THE ARMOUR? Richard Taylor: Yeah, about that, it's not finished yet, but it's O.k! Arwen's dress will do for now, and you can fill in the right costume with the computer graphics! Pj: i guess, it worked for Elrond, didn't it? |
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11-09-2003, 02:25 PM
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Night In Wight Satin
Join Date: May 2000
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The old rules still apply:
b]Pictures[/b] 1) Pictures must not be borrowed from the bandwidth of other sites. 2) Pictures must be no larger than 100K in file size. 3) Each picture wil remain up until at least ten captions have been suggested for it. Once that happens, anyone can put up the next picture. 4) Pictures should come from the movies or animations Captions 1) Each person may only put up one caption per day. 2) Captions will not be vulgar, religious, political, or otherwise inappropriate. You know what I mean. 3) You may remark on other captions, but only in a post that contains your own caption (no posts will contain remarks only) 4) Anyone can post a caption, including the person who posts the picture. These are fairly simple rules designed to keep this topic readable. I'm sure most of you will have no problems following them. If you are unsure if you should do something - don't.
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11-09-2003, 02:54 PM
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Denethor's True Love
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... *swoon*
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Soldier: I told you you didn't have time to cook before the battle... how can you possibly fight in that apron?!
Horse: *thinking* how can I possibly move with that apron catching under my hooves every two seconds... (In response to BW's post... I apologise for the size of my picture, it was just what I had at the time. If you like, I can resize it. And the site all my pictures come from is my own.)
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
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11-10-2003, 01:16 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Up a tree.
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Soldier 1: Where is your uniform?
Soldier 2: Er, well, it's in the wash. Problem is, all the armour went rusty... [ November 10, 2003: Message edited by: Feared Half-Elf ]
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"You will find the Holy Grail in Castle Aaaaaaahhhhhh *leans sideways*" Monty Python and the Holy Grail. |
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11-11-2003, 07:29 AM
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Wight
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: In my own little world. Its OK, they know me here.
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Quote:
Anyway, to my own caption... Horse 1: What are they WEARING? Horse 2: Dont ask...bender night at Lothlorien...
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11-11-2003, 07:54 PM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
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For the first picture...
Soldier in the front: *stumbles* Soldiers behind him: *grin* Gandalf: Wait. Are these Elladan and Elrohir in disguise? -----or----- Legolas: That guy fancies me... For the second picture... Soldier in front: How come he gets the neon pink cloak? Plain soldier behind him: He'll be the target of the Orc archers when we make our escape. Later days! [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img] ->banakil on mumakil
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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11-11-2003, 08:55 PM
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Deathless Sun
Join Date: May 2003
Location: The Royal Suite in the Halls of Mandos
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(For the second picture).
Soldier # 1: What's wrong? Soldier # 2: Should I tell him that he's got the reversible cloak inside-out? Everyone else: Nah!
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But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fėanor, and there he slew Finwė King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwė alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark. |
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11-13-2003, 02:14 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Up a tree.
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Soldier: Are you sure that isn't Eowyn who didn't want to part with her favorite dress?
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"You will find the Holy Grail in Castle Aaaaaaahhhhhh *leans sideways*" Monty Python and the Holy Grail. |
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11-13-2003, 09:35 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Nowhere...now here
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 Look at my lovely teeth! *grins* Don't you think Eomer's teeth are a little too perfect?
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11-13-2003, 09:37 PM
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Deathless Sun
Join Date: May 2003
Location: The Royal Suite in the Halls of Mandos
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Eomer: WHAT did you say about my sister, Grima?
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But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fėanor, and there he slew Finwė King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwė alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark. |
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11-13-2003, 11:20 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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Saaaaay...Grima! Aren't those my socks?
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11-14-2003, 03:28 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Dublin
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Hmmm...I wonder if Legolas notices I stole his Herbal essence shampoo...
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I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.- Confucius. |
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11-14-2003, 07:16 AM
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Wight
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: In my own little world. Its OK, they know me here.
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Sorry Theoden, there are no more cookies. SOMEBODY *pointed look at Aragorn* ate them all...
[ November 14, 2003: Message edited by: Anything but Arwen ]
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11-14-2003, 11:39 AM
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Denethor's True Love
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... *swoon*
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Eomer: Grima... Eowyn might find the no eyebrows thing sexy, but shaving off the rest of your hair...?
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
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11-14-2003, 01:59 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Up a tree.
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Eomer: Who...ate...my...MUFFIN!!??
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"You will find the Holy Grail in Castle Aaaaaaahhhhhh *leans sideways*" Monty Python and the Holy Grail. |
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11-14-2003, 06:41 PM
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Deathless Sun
Join Date: May 2003
Location: The Royal Suite in the Halls of Mandos
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Eomer: No I did NOT copy Eowyn's hair-style, uncle!
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But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fėanor, and there he slew Finwė King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwė alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark. |
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11-16-2003, 04:41 AM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
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Eomer: I feel pretty, oh so pretty, and witty and gritty and gay!
(gritty...) -----or----- Eomer: Something wrong with clothes, man? Eowyn: My wedding dress! He took my wedding dress! Later days! [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img] ->banakil on mumakil
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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11-16-2003, 03:22 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR
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Aragorn (off camera): No, Eomer, THIS is how you do it! *whistles*
Eomer: Sssst...ssst...I don't get it!
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11-16-2003, 07:58 PM
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Corpus Cacophonous
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: A green and pleasant land
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Eomer: *Poking his head through a hole that he has just hacked in the door with his axe* Heeeeeere's Johnny!
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11-17-2003, 06:06 AM
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
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"Ah ha! King beats your Jack, Aragorn. So I decide what we're doing today and I say we're going to the funfair!"
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11-17-2003, 10:35 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid
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11-17-2003, 11:26 PM
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Shade of Carn Dūm
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Road to Rivendell: 2491 miles from Hobbiton, with Frodo and Sam, homeward bound
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Aragorn: Hey, be careful with that sword, honey! You could poke someone's eye out with that...
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11-17-2003, 11:38 PM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
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Legolas(no, thay's not Eowyn): How dare you kiss me, Mortal!
Aragorn: I thought you were Eowyn! Later days! [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img] ->Elenrod
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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11-18-2003, 03:20 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Dublin
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Eowyn: "Size doesn't matter eh?"
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11-18-2003, 09:51 AM
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Denethor's True Love
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... *swoon*
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Eowyn: whoever skewers the potato first gets the jewel. Agreed?
Aragorn: agreed. *Eowyn lets out a war cry and skewers the potato* Aragorn: dammit... Later on... Aragorn (to Eowyn): where is she, the woman who gave you that jewel? Eowyn: I dunno, where is she? Aragorn: oh, probably out shopping or something... (I know it's a bit long, but I couldn't resist) [ November 18, 2003: Message edited by: Meela ]
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
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11-18-2003, 12:23 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Up a tree.
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Aragorn: You dare give me a shave...
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11-18-2003, 10:08 PM
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Deathless Sun
Join Date: May 2003
Location: The Royal Suite in the Halls of Mandos
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Aragorn: I still say that Faramir's a pansy and you're better off with a sexy King like me!
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But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fėanor, and there he slew Finwė King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwė alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark. |
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11-19-2003, 01:13 AM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
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Eowyn: Don't...Touch...The MERCHANDISE!
Later days! [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img] ->Elenrod
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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11-19-2003, 07:51 AM
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Wight
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: In a very cold place....
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Aragorn and Eowyn... Flirting again.
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11-19-2003, 07:34 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Nowhere...now here
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Aragorn: *thinks* EEK! her sword is longer than mine! I better get outta here! *runs away*
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