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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow
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Well Hugo doesn't sing it per-say he lipsync's it with Guy Pearce, and that other older fellow. Well anyway for Pippin.
"Frodo, there is a very big, black, drooling spider behind you!!" Frodo "Ya right Pip, I'm not falling for that again, remember when we were in Moria and you said there was giant ant behind me, when it turned out to be Gandalf and you laughed" Pippin"but, but ,but, there really is a-" "No Pip I'm not listening lalalalalala" *covers his ears* Oh well Frodo better realize soon that Pippin is telling the truth or he's going to make himself a nice little dainty for a hungry spider. that will teach Pip not to cry giant bug so to speak.
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10-12-2003, 05:48 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Nowhere...now here
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Pippin: ARAGORN WASHED HIS HAIR!?!?!?!?!?
Please, please, please don't remind me of the secret diaries! I now wish I had not read them. (There's no disgusted graemlin, so you'll just have to imagine several here. At least three of them.) ~_~ <--Disgusted expression, as close as I can get.
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10-12-2003, 07:21 PM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
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Top Three things that made Pippin scream:
By the way, what is this Secret Diary thing? (Or do I want to know it?) Wala lang! -> The True Son of Finrod, and of Amarie the Vanyar
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10-12-2003, 07:40 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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You don't want to know, at least if you're militantly against slash.
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10-12-2003, 07:54 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: As with the flygja
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Merry: pipin... i have something to tell you...
Pipin: besides the fact that our food is almost completely non- existant and has some how dispeared, what? Merry: well, well.... Pipin: What!? spit it out! Merry: i well, ate the food... all of it i'm sure i did check. oh, yeah, and i smoked what was left of our weed... I hope you're not made or anything, i mean , at least we both have each other... Pipin: YOU SMOKED ALL OF OUR WEED! NO, NO ! NOT THE WEED! heh heh.... my lame quotes strike again... " You want to know a day of mass confusion?" "Yeah, what?" "Father's day in Harlem..." - A friend "I do not believe in the immortality of the individual, and i consider ethics to be an human concern with no superhuman authority behind it" - Albert Einstein
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10-13-2003, 11:26 AM
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Wight
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: In my own little world. Its OK, they know me here.
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Quote:
If you want to read the Very Secret Diaries, Go Here
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10-13-2003, 01:26 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow
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hope this works*
 Frodo: 'hey Sam wanna hear a joke?' Sam: 'Sure Mister Frodo' Frodo: 'Two hobbits walk into a bar where one of them picks up a barfly. They take her to the local motel; the first hobbit goes into the motel room while the other waits outside. Once the door closes, the hobbit on the outside hears strange noises through the door, "I can't do it, I can't do it, I CAN'T DO IT!" In the morning, the second hobbit asks the first, "How did it go?" The first one answers. "It was embarrassing. I simply couldn't do it." The second hobbit shook his head. "Manhood problems, eh?" "No. I couldnt get on the bed!" 'pretty funny huh Sam?' Sam: 'Not really Mister Frodo, I can relate' [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
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10-13-2003, 01:33 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Up a tree.
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For the Pippin one...
Pippin: Blueberry muffins!!!! or Pippin: TELETUBBIES!!!!! RUN!!!!! By the way, the Very Secret Diaries are V. disturbing.... [ October 13, 2003: Message edited by: Feared Half-Elf ]
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10-13-2003, 02:08 PM
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Deathless Sun
Join Date: May 2003
Location: The Royal Suite in the Halls of Mandos
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Frodo: I love you Sam!!
Sam: *burp*
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10-13-2003, 08:45 PM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
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Frodo: C'mon, Sam...just one.
Sam: No, Mr. Frodo. Rosie's behind you... Wala lang! ->The True Son of Finrod, and of Amarië the Vanyar
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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10-14-2003, 08:12 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Nowhere...now here
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Sam: I shouldn't have eaten that fifth piece of lembas...I think I'm gonna be sick!
Frodo: Not on me! Turn around! *backs away*
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10-14-2003, 09:20 PM
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Haunted Halfling
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: an uncounted length of steps--floating between air molecules
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I actually made a photomanipulated caption for this picture about 3 weeks ago, but I'll simply repeat the captions I made for it:
Frodo: This is really good stew, Sam! Sam: (thinking) should I tell him I had to substitute orc intestines for the sausage?...NAAAAAAHHHH!
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10-15-2003, 04:04 AM
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
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Elijah: Look Sean, its right here in the contract. I get more money than you!
Sean: *grumble*
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10-15-2003, 06:31 AM
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Wight
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: In my own little world. Its OK, they know me here.
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Frodo: Look Sam! Look, I cooked something!
Sam: That looks...delicious...Im sure..
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10-15-2003, 11:35 AM
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Wight
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Up a tree.
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Sam: Er, Frodo? A big bird just did a big poop on your head!
Frodo: Did it really, well I never!
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10-15-2003, 05:36 PM
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Corpus Cacophonous
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: A green and pleasant land
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Frodo: For pity's sake, Sam, I'm eating. Would you mind answering nature's call somewhere else.
(This is the polite version. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] )
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10-15-2003, 10:19 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Wandering Hobbiton, smiling at the hobbits & trying to sell them vacuum cleaners
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 Nazgul: Hey, kid, do you know where I can find the land of Baggins? See, I'm supposed to meet this guy named Shire there...
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10-15-2003, 11:10 PM
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Pile O'Bones
Join Date: Jul 2003
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“Hey, I’m going to Mordor. Could you give me a ride?”
“Sure thing. To Mordor we will take you.... bwhaha!” |
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10-16-2003, 02:44 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Gondor
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This is for the one with Figwit and Aragorn.
Getting invited to the Council of Elrond: 1 million Having better posture than the king of Gondor: 5 million Seeing Aragorn with clean hair: priceless
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10-16-2003, 04:40 AM
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Denethor's True Love
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... *swoon*
Posts: 2,049
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The Osgiliath dental care program was running particularly smoothly that day.
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
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10-16-2003, 08:53 AM
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Wight
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: In my own little world. Its OK, they know me here.
Posts: 230
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"Hey Mr, sweet ride!"
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10-16-2003, 09:41 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow
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Strong breeze hits Frodo's back*
'Ok either thats the smell of Mount Doom erupting or..' Frodo turns around 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!' As we all know when volcanoes erupt they release that gas what is it, nitrogen? or something. Well it really smells. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
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10-16-2003, 09:42 AM
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Mischievous Candle
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam.
Posts: 1,234
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After seeing all the damages and ruins of Osgiliath he regretting decided to tell him that he failed the pilot's examination.
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10-16-2003, 05:49 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: A place worse then Mordor........School!
Posts: 1,075
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 Legolas: OW!!!! orc: Get 'em were it counts! [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
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"There's nothing you can do, Harry... nothing... he's gone."-Remus Lupin "The closer we are to danger, the further we are from harm."-Pippin (now how can you argue with that logic?) |
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10-16-2003, 06:14 PM
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Deathless Sun
Join Date: May 2003
Location: The Royal Suite in the Halls of Mandos
Posts: 2,609
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Random Uruk: First one to spank the Elf gets a lifetime supply of blood!!!!
Uruk-hai army: *SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK!* Legolas: HOLY ELBERETH!!!! OW!!!!
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10-16-2003, 06:14 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Nowhere...now here
Posts: 952
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Flying Creature: I will bite off your head, small furry thing!
Or Flying Creature: I am too a dragon! I can breathe fire, see? *tries, nothing happens*
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10-16-2003, 06:54 PM
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Animated Skeleton
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: A van down by the river.
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Legolas:I will disable the orcs with my horrible singing voice. LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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10-16-2003, 07:36 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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Legolas: BEHOLD! THE LAST PIECE OF CAKE! I shall get it for myself, though I have to fight the entire army of Mordor...wait! Gimli! NOOOO!!
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10-16-2003, 07:51 PM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
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For the Nazgul one...
Nazgul: Which way to the wraith's room? Frodo: Straight ahead, then left. You won't miss it. Nazgul: Thanks! -----or----- Winged steed: Group hug! For the present picture... *Legolas is in the middle of a battle, but he sees Gimli holding...* Legolas: Nooooooo! Not the Herbal Essence! That's my last... *He wasn't able to finish, for an orc killed him, Haldir-style* *Why did PJ kill Haldir?* Yours, if you want to  ->The True Son of Finrod, and of Amarië the Vanyar
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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10-17-2003, 11:12 AM
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Wight
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: In my own little world. Its OK, they know me here.
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Legolas decides to use shock tactics on the army -
"Oh Eru! ARAGORN WASHED HIS HAIR!" The Secret Diaries strike again!
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10-17-2003, 01:30 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: May 2003
Location: my TARDIS!
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 Ary: Ooh, tall shiny sword... Elrond: Watch where you're pointing that thing!! |
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10-17-2003, 02:29 PM
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Mischievous Candle
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam.
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Aragorn: Ooh, it's sooo shiny. I can see a reflection of my face in this blade!
Elrond: Yeah, that's why I usually allow my men to use bows only. I mean look at Legolas. Would he ever fight if he had a mirror with him?!
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10-17-2003, 02:59 PM
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Denethor's True Love
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... *swoon*
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Elrond: whoo! human compass!
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
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10-17-2003, 06:38 PM
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Deathless Sun
Join Date: May 2003
Location: The Royal Suite in the Halls of Mandos
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Aragorn: Made in.... TAIWAN???? Where is this Taiwan?
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10-17-2003, 06:53 PM
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Corpus Cacophonous
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: A green and pleasant land
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Aragorn: If I poke up here, maybe we can escape from this darned card.
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10-17-2003, 07:13 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Wouldn't you like to know!!
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Aragorn: This end up?
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10-18-2003, 12:02 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: May 2003
Location: on the wings of the morning
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Aragorn: 'Good gracious, Elrond. You really need to get rid of these cobwebs.'
Peace
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10-19-2003, 02:01 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Wandering Hobbiton, smiling at the hobbits & trying to sell them vacuum cleaners
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Frodo: Woah, you've got Anduril?! I've been looking for this card for ages! I'll trade you my Narsil for it.
Sam: Narsil for Anduril? Are you crazy? Frodo: OK, fine, I'll throw in Sting, too. C'mon, two for one. Sam: No way. Frodo: Hmph.
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Eenie, meanie, Samwise Gamgee, Staring after pretty Rosie, If she calls, watch him blush, then turn and leave in a rush. You want to join the Citadel... You know you do... Do the Wave for Boromir the Disco King! |
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10-20-2003, 05:20 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Nowhere...now here
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Aragorn: *hits Elrond on the head with Narsil*
It's scary, that pic of Aragorn looks like my friend's dad!
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10-20-2003, 08:18 PM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
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*Aragorn toys around with sword, like the thing he did in Helm's, Deep*
Aragorn(looking at blade): 'tis a good sword...(looks at Elrond)El...rond... Pippin(from behind the curtains):OK, who's up for Elrond nuggets? Yours, if you want to [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] ->The True Son of Finrod, and of Amarië the Vanyar
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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