Duel of Doom! - Page 6 - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-28-2006, 02:36 PM

Saruman: I am the Dragon's hurt feelings which cause it to attack the Balrogs.

Glirdan · 06-28-2006, 02:41 PM

Gandalf: I am Johnny the Stinky Balrog who stinks the Dragon away.

symestreem · 06-29-2006, 09:45 PM

Saruman: I am the flock of fireflies who drive the Balrog away.

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-30-2006, 02:45 AM

Gandalf: I am the small village of nice folk to which the Balrog is driven.

Gurthang · 06-30-2006, 05:33 AM

Saruman: I am the trio of Werewolves who already terrorize this village, and so force the Balrog to leave.

Oddwen · 06-30-2006, 12:51 PM

Gandalf: I am the wily Seer, who dreams of and reveals the Wolves.

Glirdan · 06-30-2006, 01:02 PM

Saruman: I am the Cobbler which confuses the Seer.

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-30-2006, 02:10 PM

Gandalf: I am the Wolf who eats the cobbler.

The Elf-warrior · 06-30-2006, 02:50 PM

Saruman: I am the bandwagon that leads the village to destruction!

symestreem · 06-30-2006, 09:28 PM

Gandalf: I am the powder post beetles that eat the bandwagon!

(Wanted a break from termites.

)

mormegil · 06-30-2006, 09:29 PM

Saruman: I am the deluge that wipes out all life.

Gurthang · 06-30-2006, 09:49 PM

Gandalf: I am the, um, stuff that, erm, un-wipes out all life.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-01-2006, 12:44 AM

Saruman: I am the grammar police who arrest you for that atrocity!

The 1,000 Reader · 07-01-2006, 02:14 AM

Gandalf: I am the judge that deems you a corrupt law official who is desperate to take advantage of people.

Lhunardawen · 07-01-2006, 03:38 AM

Saruman: I am the jinxed gavel that floats up into the air and whacks the judge on his head.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-01-2006, 05:24 AM

Gandalf: I am the sheild that blocks the stones.

Glirdan · 07-01-2006, 07:08 AM

Saruman: I am the cleaver which cleaved the shields in half and allowed the stones to pass through.

Alcarillo · 07-01-2006, 02:58 PM

Gandlaf: I am the gravity that makes the gravel/gavel fall to the ground harmlessly.

The Elf-warrior · 07-01-2006, 08:02 PM

Saruman: I am the President who fires the judge!

Celuien · 07-01-2006, 08:21 PM

Gandalf: I am the wet gunpowder that fails to ignite in the cannon firing the human cannonball judge.

The Sixth Wizard · 07-01-2006, 08:57 PM

Saruman: I am the gunship Victory which has 100 cannons, leaving 99 with perfectly working gunpowder!

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-02-2006, 01:51 AM

Gandalf: I am the storm that sinks the ship.

Glirdan · 07-02-2006, 07:53 AM

Gandalf: I am Uinen which calms the raging Ossë who created the storm.

Kuruharan · 07-02-2006, 09:07 AM

Saruman: I am Uinen who cries her head off at the slightest provocation and drowns the world.

mormegil · 07-02-2006, 10:02 AM

Gandalf: I am the emotional calming techniques that teach Uinen to control herself ergo no tears.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-02-2006, 10:09 AM

Saruman: I am the stick that pokes her until she does.

High King Fingolfin · 07-02-2006, 01:36 PM

Gandalf: I am the moron who is trying to be sneaky who steps on the stick, breaking it in half, and alerting everyone to his presence.

Glirdan · 07-02-2006, 01:50 PM

Saruman: I am the idiot who ran after the guy trying to sneak and ends up stepping on a rake and getting the handel in the face.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-02-2006, 02:19 PM

Gandalf: I am the Heatray from War of the worlds that turns the rake to ash.

Celuien · 07-02-2006, 02:23 PM

Saruman: I am GF Handel, who rises out of the rake handle's ashes!

High King Fingolfin · 07-02-2006, 03:37 PM

Gandalf: I am the Messiah, which keeps Handel occupied composing me.

Gurthang · 07-02-2006, 03:59 PM

Saruman: I am the Doubter, who does not believe in the Messiah.

Glirdan · 07-02-2006, 04:53 PM

Gandalf: I am Eru who smotes the Doubter where he stands.

Alcarillo · 07-02-2006, 08:48 PM

Saruman: I am Eru's mercy, which keeps him from smiting the poor soul.

Gurthang · 07-02-2006, 10:46 PM

Gandalf: I am Death, who eventually finds the poor soul anyway.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-03-2006, 02:24 AM

Saruman: I am the murder trial that occupies Death for three years.

Glirdan · 07-03-2006, 07:15 AM

Gandalf: I am the confused jurry that lets Death walk. (Oh, did I forget to mention they got bribed)

symestreem · 07-03-2006, 07:18 AM

Saruman: I am the silverfish that eat the paper money with which they were bribed.

Gurthang · 07-03-2006, 12:27 PM

Gandalf: I am the insecticide that kills off the silverfish.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-03-2006, 12:49 PM

Saruman: I am the super shield of Doom that deflects the insecticide.

06-28-2006, 02:36 PM	#201
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Saruman: I am the Dragon's hurt feelings which cause it to attack the Balrogs. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-28-2006, 02:41 PM	#202
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Gandalf: I am Johnny the Stinky Balrog who stinks the Dragon away. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

06-29-2006, 09:45 PM	#203
symestreem Face in the Water Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 728	Saruman: I am the flock of fireflies who drive the Balrog away. __________________ A Gandalf-uncloaking-free zone.

06-30-2006, 02:45 AM	#204
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf: I am the small village of nice folk to which the Balrog is driven. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-30-2006, 05:33 AM	#205
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Saruman: I am the trio of Werewolves who already terrorize this village, and so force the Balrog to leave. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

06-30-2006, 12:51 PM	#206
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Gandalf: I am the wily Seer, who dreams of and reveals the Wolves. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

06-30-2006, 01:02 PM	#207
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Saruman: I am the Cobbler which confuses the Seer. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

06-30-2006, 02:10 PM	#208
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf: I am the Wolf who eats the cobbler. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-30-2006, 02:50 PM	#209
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Saruman: I am the bandwagon that leads the village to destruction! __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

06-30-2006, 09:28 PM	#210
symestreem Face in the Water Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 728	Gandalf: I am the powder post beetles that eat the bandwagon! (Wanted a break from termites. ) __________________ A Gandalf-uncloaking-free zone.

06-30-2006, 09:29 PM	#211
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	Saruman: I am the deluge that wipes out all life. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

06-30-2006, 09:49 PM	#212
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Gandalf: I am the, um, stuff that, erm, un-wipes out all life. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

07-01-2006, 12:44 AM	#213
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Saruman: I am the grammar police who arrest you for that atrocity! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-01-2006, 02:14 AM	#214
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Gandalf: I am the judge that deems you a corrupt law official who is desperate to take advantage of people. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

07-01-2006, 03:38 AM	#215
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Saruman: I am the jinxed gavel that floats up into the air and whacks the judge on his head.

07-01-2006, 05:24 AM	#216
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf: I am the sheild that blocks the stones. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-01-2006, 07:08 AM	#217
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Saruman: I am the cleaver which cleaved the shields in half and allowed the stones to pass through. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

07-01-2006, 02:58 PM	#218
Alcarillo Shadow of the Past Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Minas Mor-go Posts: 1,007	Gandlaf: I am the gravity that makes the gravel/gavel fall to the ground harmlessly.

07-01-2006, 08:02 PM	#219
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Saruman: I am the President who fires the judge! __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

07-01-2006, 08:21 PM	#220
Celuien Riveting Ribbiter Join Date: May 2005 Location: Assigned to Mordor Posts: 1,767	Gandalf: I am the wet gunpowder that fails to ignite in the cannon firing the human cannonball judge. __________________ People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect. But actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff.

07-01-2006, 08:57 PM	#221
The Sixth Wizard Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Stuck under a rock in Valinor with Ar-Pharazon. Posts: 480	Saruman: I am the gunship Victory which has 100 cannons, leaving 99 with perfectly working gunpowder!

07-02-2006, 01:51 AM	#222
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf: I am the storm that sinks the ship. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-02-2006, 07:53 AM	#223
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Gandalf: I am Uinen which calms the raging Ossë who created the storm. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

07-02-2006, 09:07 AM	#224
Kuruharan Regal Dwarven Shade Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold Posts: 3,591	Saruman: I am Uinen who cries her head off at the slightest provocation and drowns the world. __________________ ...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no...

07-02-2006, 10:02 AM	#225
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	Gandalf: I am the emotional calming techniques that teach Uinen to control herself ergo no tears. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

07-02-2006, 10:09 AM	#226
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Saruman: I am the stick that pokes her until she does. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-02-2006, 01:36 PM	#227
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Gandalf: I am the moron who is trying to be sneaky who steps on the stick, breaking it in half, and alerting everyone to his presence. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

07-02-2006, 01:50 PM	#228
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Saruman: I am the idiot who ran after the guy trying to sneak and ends up stepping on a rake and getting the handel in the face. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

07-02-2006, 02:19 PM	#229
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf: I am the Heatray from War of the worlds that turns the rake to ash. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-02-2006, 02:23 PM	#230
Celuien Riveting Ribbiter Join Date: May 2005 Location: Assigned to Mordor Posts: 1,767	Saruman: I am GF Handel, who rises out of the rake handle's ashes! __________________ People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect. But actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff.

07-02-2006, 03:37 PM	#231
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Gandalf: I am the Messiah, which keeps Handel occupied composing me. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx Last edited by High King Fingolfin; 07-02-2006 at 03:39 PM. Reason: Grammar

07-02-2006, 03:59 PM	#232
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Saruman: I am the Doubter, who does not believe in the Messiah. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

07-02-2006, 04:53 PM	#233
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Gandalf: I am Eru who smotes the Doubter where he stands. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

07-02-2006, 08:48 PM	#234
Alcarillo Shadow of the Past Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Minas Mor-go Posts: 1,007	Saruman: I am Eru's mercy, which keeps him from smiting the poor soul.

07-02-2006, 10:46 PM	#235
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Gandalf: I am Death, who eventually finds the poor soul anyway. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.