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10-09-2002, 12:29 PM | #201 |
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That was very funny!
Lady_Espel, I didn't find your post all that offencive. As a matter of fact, I burst out laughing, which earned Me sevreal strange looks from My grandparrent. DONT STOP POSTING! Pweese?
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10-09-2002, 07:08 PM | #202 | |
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Quote:
"Hey, Diamond, what say we leave these two losers? You don't need that dude, anyway, you can just call me, 'Mr. Magnificent'." Hehe. Fantasy, gotta love it. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
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10-09-2002, 08:15 PM | #203 |
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"what is it?"
"eather a tree, or something wooden with boogers" "...oooook" (LAMEST CAPTION EVER!!!)
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10-10-2002, 02:56 PM | #204 |
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Oooo, I never knew I was loved until now, wow no one's ever taken notice of my posts before. I will carry on posting. And good for you Diamond, I'm sure you'll be very happy together!
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10-10-2002, 03:22 PM | #205 |
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Pippin: "Merry, wait! I just realized I left my lunchbox at the bottom!"
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10-11-2002, 06:22 AM | #206 |
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new picture, maybe?
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10-11-2002, 10:49 AM | #207 |
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Yea, can we have a new picture please?
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10-11-2002, 11:00 AM | #208 |
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Can I do it?
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10-11-2002, 01:27 PM | #209 |
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OK, I'll take that as a yes [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
[ October 11, 2002: Message edited by: Anastasia ]
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10-11-2002, 01:35 PM | #210 |
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Boromir: Geez, Aragorn. I know rangers don't really have time to do much grooming, but would it kill you to brush your teeth?!
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10-11-2002, 03:11 PM | #211 |
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Boromir: Why did Legolas dye Gimli's hair blue?
Aragorn: I don't know, why is he running at us with the blue dye in his hands? Boromir: Don't know *They glance at each other* Aragorn: RUN!
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10-11-2002, 04:14 PM | #212 |
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Boromir: Duh, what's that?
Aragorn: Aaaaah! Legolas must have forgotten to do his makeup this morning! Lame, I know - I'll think of another one soon!
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10-11-2002, 06:49 PM | #213 |
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Boromir: What's that?
Aragorn: Fangirls from Dublin! Everyone hide! *Unfortunately, the fangirls spot Legolas before he is able to hide and run straight towards him. Legolas is caught by surprise and is unable to escape the fangirls. Legolas: AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! HELP ME!!!!! HELP ME!!!!!! Boromir: Uh oh. I think Legolas is in trouble. Should we help him? Aragorn: Nah, he can take care of himself. I'll just shout out a few words of encouragement and he'll be fine. Run, Legolas! Run!!! *Legolas continues to scream for help as fangirls pile on top of him* [ October 11, 2002: Message edited by: Brinniel ]
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10-12-2002, 12:08 AM | #214 |
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*Laughs with unbridled delight at Brinniel's post. Tehehe...words of encouragement...*
Boromir: "Do you think that if I pucker my lips like this I could get as many fangirls as Legolas and Frodo?" Aragorn: "Ahhhhhhhh!" Boromir: "What?" Aragorn: "My reflection! Am I really that ugly?" Boromir: "No, no, that's not your reflection in that pool, it's a dead orc." Aragorn: "Phew, what a relief. But, where are the others?" Boromir: "I don't know...does it matter? You never answered my question. Do you think that if I—" Aragorn: "Ahhhhhh!" Boromir: "Would you stop doing that???" Aragorn: "Now I'm looking at your reflection!" Boromir: "This could go on forever...where is Lurtz when you need him?"
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10-12-2002, 08:49 AM | #215 |
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Aragorn-...so, if you get really old clothes , don't brush your hair for a week, and get that *glint* in your eye, you'll be as handsome and popular as me, Aragorn son of Arathorn (sp?) who is the heir to the throne, AND I'm gonna be king, and... Are you listening to me?
Boromir- eh? Aragorn says something rude and frustrated in orkish. Everyone looks at him. Big tense silence. Aragorn- What? What'd I say? Everyone stares as his mask peels off. Its really an evil orc! Aragorn/Evil Orc- oops. OK, kill me someone, that was tres mal! [ October 12, 2002: Message edited by: Anastasia ]
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10-12-2002, 11:08 AM | #216 |
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Aragorn: Man, I hate sunburn!
Boromir: What are those orcs over there doing with the torches? Aragorn: Erm...planning to enhance the sunburn. *look at each other* RUN! or *the philosophical moments of Boromir...* EDIT: diamond18 that was classy! [ October 12, 2002: Message edited by: Amanaduial the archer ]
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10-12-2002, 02:23 PM | #217 |
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Why thank you...I was kind of hoping it would be funny, but I'll take what I can get. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]
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10-12-2002, 02:36 PM | #218 |
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Boromir: What's that terrifying image I'm being subjected to?
Aragorn: What, you mean that huge advancing army of orcs? Boromir: Nah, that's not scary. I mean who's that running away from them? Aragorn: AAAAAHHHHH! They scared Pippin out of the shower! RUN!!!!
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10-12-2002, 04:45 PM | #219 |
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(Yep I'm back)
Aragorn: Holy cow It's a leminade stand. Boromir: Wait a sec it says "Anything. Price your soul". Stand owner: Welcome. I will give you anything for your soul. Aragorn: What's a soul? Boromir: Oh no. (okay so it's bad. Oh well) |
10-12-2002, 06:04 PM | #220 |
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Boromir: Whoa...who is that beautiful woman bathing over there?
Aragorn: Errr...that's Legolas, Boromir. Boromir: Oh. Wow...duh...hehe...durrr...hmm Aragorn: Legolas, HIDE! Boromir forgot to take his medication! Bad, I know...couldn't think of anything else!
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10-13-2002, 08:05 AM | #221 |
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New picture, d'you think?
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10-13-2002, 08:20 AM | #222 |
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Wait for me. Sorry, I kinda had the same idea as Amanaduial. :S
Boromir: Do you think we over did the blusher? Aragorn:Blusher? Blusher is for trashy people, i pinched. Dismal, really.
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10-13-2002, 08:22 AM | #223 |
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We can have a new one now.
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10-13-2002, 11:02 AM | #224 |
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Shall I do the honours?
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10-13-2002, 11:08 AM | #225 |
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*Every Facelift Surgeon's Nightmare*
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10-13-2002, 11:16 AM | #226 |
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#1: "You know, my mom says that I spend too much time at the Barrow-Downs."
#2: "That's silly." #1: "Yeah, she says I don't get outside enough...that I don't get enough sun." #2: "Too much sun gives you skin cancer, you know." #1: "You don't think I'm too pale?" #2: "Nah."
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10-13-2002, 11:28 AM | #227 |
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They were once fans. Great kings of fans. Then Peter Jackson the deciever made them wait too long for the next Lord of the Rings movie. Blinded by their obsession they tried to endur the long wait, one by one falling into madness.
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10-13-2002, 11:39 AM | #228 |
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#1 is on the left, #2 is on the right...
#1: Aragorn! Stop moving! They'll notice us! #2: I gotta get outta this thing! I think i'm becoming alergic to the make-up! #1: lucky for you! Now the fangirls will surely start after me again! #2: hey! this was YOUR idea!
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10-13-2002, 12:04 PM | #229 |
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#1:Have you ever had one of those days?
#2:Yea, you wake up and you're dead. #1:You get used to it.
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10-13-2002, 01:29 PM | #230 |
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Rose that was hysterical!
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10-13-2002, 01:56 PM | #231 |
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hey, can i just make one rule for this thing? Robin do u mind?
please dont all keep putting yourselves down ok? Some of these are really good, but y'all keep saying theyre lame. Theyre classy! anyway, diamond, when i said classy, it goes for funny as well.
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10-13-2002, 08:36 PM | #232 |
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(This kind of goes with the one I did for the last picture)
Borimir: I told you not to agree to that "Anything for your soul" guy! Aragorn: Well atleast I got that lemonaid Borimir: Ummmmmm Aragorn...... Aragorn: What? Borimir: That's acid. Aragorn: Oh sheep I already drank it. No wonder I look like this. |
10-13-2002, 09:03 PM | #233 |
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LOL!!! I'll have a go at this one... [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
#1: They shall never find the Ring this way! Haha! Gandalf has some really good ideas sometimes. Disguised as one of these ugly wraiths, we can sneak the Ring into Mordor, right, Sam? #2: Riiiing? BAGGGGIINNNSSSSS! THE ONE RIIING! #1: Oops, wrong wraith...-_-'
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10-14-2002, 07:52 AM | #234 |
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lol eru, lovin it!
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10-14-2002, 09:49 AM | #235 |
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1: Last time I go to your beautician!
2: Look, I said I was sorry, okay! Geez, can't make any mistakes, can I. . .
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10-14-2002, 10:37 AM | #236 |
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When you people have had enough can I do the nexct pic? PWEETY PLEESE?
[ October 14, 2002: Message edited by: Anastasia ]
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10-14-2002, 04:06 PM | #237 |
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Excuse me if I'm wrong, but no one's holding you back, Anastasia! Go ahead! I'd enjoy a new one...
#1 - would you PLEASE close your mouth! Your drooling is disgusting me! #2 - I'm surprised you can even see me through your half open lids! #1 - at least my mouth isn't hanging open! #2 - at least my eyes aren't shut so much! ...and on and on and on...Being in the same place with the same people can get a little tedious at times...
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10-14-2002, 08:28 PM | #238 |
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wow. so there are people uglier than me.
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10-15-2002, 12:15 PM | #239 |
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OK, shall I do one now?
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10-15-2002, 12:24 PM | #240 |
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You thought all you had to worry about was disease, war, famine, pestilence, plague and death...but you hadnt met the hobbits from hell...
Frodo: Wooooo! You alright down there Gandalph? Wheeee! Bilbo: Whoohoo! Yeah dude, I told you the ceiling was low. Frodo: Man, that pipeweed was strong stuff! I can see little flying orcs! Bilbo: Not pipeweed Frodo. Just weed. Whooo...now I can see flying dragons!... Frodo: Uh oh...where are Merry and Pippin? *Look at each other* "DUCK!"
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