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The Elf-warrior · 04-26-2005, 05:32 PM

Unfortunately the Witch-king, (Who was really the Barrow-wight.) picked it up.

Anguirel · 04-27-2005, 12:32 AM

Fortunately he was so confused as to his true identity that he threw it away and shimmered off to found a Tolkien discussion website.

Holbytlass · 04-27-2005, 06:58 AM

Unfortunatley, Grounds-keeper-Willie found the ring whilst performing his raking of Fangorn duties.

Gil-Galad · 04-27-2005, 07:06 AM

Fortunately he was mistaken for an Iraqi-fighter jet and was scared off, leaving the ring on a tree stump

(Kudos to that simpson episode)

The Only Real Estel · 04-27-2005, 05:20 PM

Unfortunately, the tree stump was really a very short, very evil ent who picked up the Ring and began to run.

Nimrodel_9 · 04-27-2005, 08:54 PM

Fortunately the Ent tripped sending the Ring flying through the air.

The Elf-warrior · 04-29-2005, 05:58 PM

Unfortunately a real Ring-wraith picked it up.

Meneltarmacil · 04-30-2005, 07:39 AM

Fortunately, the ringwraith was stepped on by a Tyrannosaurus rex.

Kath · 04-30-2005, 03:44 PM

Unfortunately the T-rex realised it was completely anachronistic and disappeared with a pop, leaving the ringwraith free to take the Ring away.

wilwarin538 · 04-30-2005, 04:41 PM

Fortunately, as the ring-wraith was being crushed by the T-rex Legolas had gotten the chance to tie the Ring-wraiths shoe laces together making the ring-wraith trip.

The Elf-warrior · 04-30-2005, 06:04 PM

Unfortunately the 7 other Ring-Wraiths (Plus the Barrow-wight masquerading as the Witch-King.) rushed to kill Legolas.

Gil-Galad · 04-30-2005, 06:19 PM

Fortunately Legolas used his Quiver-of-never-ending-arrows to ward the Ring-Wraiths away

The Elf-warrior · 04-30-2005, 06:42 PM

Unfortunatey Legolas succumbed to the Black Breath.

arcticstorm · 04-30-2005, 07:03 PM

Fortunately Aragorn was able to heal him with some Athelas

The Elf-warrior · 04-30-2005, 08:16 PM

Unfortunately the Nazgul+BW pulled all the arrows out of them and sneaked up on Legolas and Aragorn.

Anguirel · 05-01-2005, 03:43 AM

Fortunately they were so embarrassed by the rather-other-emphatic-and-physical-affection Legolas and Aragorn seemed to be displaying that they immediately sloped off home en masse.

Gil-Galad · 05-01-2005, 07:28 AM

Unfortunately they left behind the Ticking Time Bomb of Immediate Destruction and Everything Hurtful

wilwarin538 · 05-01-2005, 07:29 AM

Fortunatly Gimli knew how to disarm it.

Gil-Galad · 05-01-2005, 07:31 AM

Unfortunately Gimli was on the other side of the mountain dealing with The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-01-2005, 07:52 AM

Fortunately, the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch was already disarmed and he hopped along just in time to deal with the Ticking Time Bomb of Immediate Destruction and Everything Hurtful.

wilwarin538 · 05-01-2005, 10:25 AM

Unfortunately, he was to late.

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-01-2005, 10:35 AM

Fortunately, The Ticking Time Bomb of Immediate Destruction and Everything Hurtful was very small and make a very small explosion that just singed Legolas' hair.

wilwarin538 · 05-01-2005, 11:18 AM

Unfortunatly Legolas went on a rampage of anger at the sight of his singed hair and pushed Gimli into the river.

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-01-2005, 11:53 AM

Fortunately, Gimli is a damn good swimmer.

wilwarin538 · 05-01-2005, 12:04 PM

Unfortunately he suddenly had a large bowling ball strapped to his leg.

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-01-2005, 12:35 PM

Fortunately, Gimli is a damn good swimmer.

wilwarin538 · 05-01-2005, 12:36 PM

Unfortunatly he isnt good enough.

Kath · 05-01-2005, 12:37 PM

Unfortunately that bowling ball is really heavy!

Anguirel · 05-01-2005, 12:46 PM

Fortunately the bowling ball does not conform to the plot continuum and its unfortunateness counters that everpresent force The Rules, causing it to disappear utterly, leaving Gimli free to show that Dwarves are natural swimmers...

wilwarin538 · 05-01-2005, 12:48 PM

Unfortunately dwarves aren't natural swimmers.

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-01-2005, 12:50 PM

Fortunately, while everyone was bickering, he had already got out of the water and was looking for the ring.

Holbytlass · 05-01-2005, 01:00 PM

Unfortunately, Gimli and others saw a craban fly off with the ring.

Anguirel · 05-01-2005, 01:07 PM

Fortunately, the others included Gwaihir, who gave chase...

Gil-Galad · 05-01-2005, 02:08 PM

Unfortuantely they stopped when the New season of Family Guy came on

wilwarin538 · 05-01-2005, 02:10 PM

Fortunately none of them like Family Guy so they kept going.

Holbytlass · 05-02-2005, 12:06 PM

Unfortunately, Gimli hit Legolas' bow as he was attempting to shoot the craban, therfore Gwahir was hit instead!

Anguirel · 05-02-2005, 12:27 PM

Fortunately the escaping creban was mugged by a hyperactive magpie in Elrond's employ.

wilwarin538 · 05-02-2005, 01:34 PM

Unfortunatly that magpie was so hyperactive he crashed into a tree.

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-02-2005, 01:40 PM

Fortunately, that tree was Treebeard, and he took the ring.

wilwarin538 · 05-02-2005, 01:53 PM

Unfortunatly Treebeards hands are so big that the ring slid right between his fingers.

04-26-2005, 05:32 PM	#201
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately the Witch-king, (Who was really the Barrow-wight.) picked it up. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

04-27-2005, 12:32 AM	#202
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	Fortunately he was so confused as to his true identity that he threw it away and shimmered off to found a Tolkien discussion website. __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

04-27-2005, 06:58 AM	#203
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	Unfortunatley, Grounds-keeper-Willie found the ring whilst performing his raking of Fangorn duties. __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

04-27-2005, 07:06 AM	#204
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunately he was mistaken for an Iraqi-fighter jet and was scared off, leaving the ring on a tree stump (Kudos to that simpson episode) __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

04-27-2005, 08:54 PM	#206
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Fortunately the Ent tripped sending the Ring flying through the air. __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

04-27-2005, 05:20 PM	#205
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Unfortunately, the tree stump was really a very short, very evil ent who picked up the Ring and began to run.

04-29-2005, 05:58 PM	#207
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately a real Ring-wraith picked it up. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

04-30-2005, 07:39 AM	#208
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, the ringwraith was stepped on by a Tyrannosaurus rex. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

04-30-2005, 03:44 PM	#209
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Unfortunately the T-rex realised it was completely anachronistic and disappeared with a pop, leaving the ringwraith free to take the Ring away. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

04-30-2005, 04:41 PM	#210
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	Fortunately, as the ring-wraith was being crushed by the T-rex Legolas had gotten the chance to tie the Ring-wraiths shoe laces together making the ring-wraith trip. __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

04-30-2005, 06:04 PM	#211
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately the 7 other Ring-Wraiths (Plus the Barrow-wight masquerading as the Witch-King.) rushed to kill Legolas. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

04-30-2005, 06:19 PM	#212
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunately Legolas used his Quiver-of-never-ending-arrows to ward the Ring-Wraiths away __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

04-30-2005, 06:42 PM	#213
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunatey Legolas succumbed to the Black Breath. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

04-30-2005, 07:03 PM	#214
arcticstorm Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Johnson Bible College: Knoxville, TN Posts: 464	Fortunately Aragorn was able to heal him with some Athelas Last edited by arcticstorm; 05-05-2005 at 08:06 PM.

04-30-2005, 08:16 PM	#215
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately the Nazgul+BW pulled all the arrows out of them and sneaked up on Legolas and Aragorn. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

05-01-2005, 03:43 AM	#216
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	Fortunately they were so embarrassed by the rather-other-emphatic-and-physical-affection Legolas and Aragorn seemed to be displaying that they immediately sloped off home en masse. __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

05-01-2005, 07:28 AM	#217
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Unfortunately they left behind the Ticking Time Bomb of Immediate Destruction and Everything Hurtful __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

05-01-2005, 07:29 AM	#218
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	Fortunatly Gimli knew how to disarm it. __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

05-01-2005, 07:31 AM	#219
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Unfortunately Gimli was on the other side of the mountain dealing with The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

05-01-2005, 07:52 AM	#220
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch was already disarmed and he hopped along just in time to deal with the Ticking Time Bomb of Immediate Destruction and Everything Hurtful. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-01-2005, 10:25 AM	#221
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	Unfortunately, he was to late. __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

05-01-2005, 10:35 AM	#222
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, The Ticking Time Bomb of Immediate Destruction and Everything Hurtful was very small and make a very small explosion that just singed Legolas' hair. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-01-2005, 11:18 AM	#223
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	Unfortunatly Legolas went on a rampage of anger at the sight of his singed hair and pushed Gimli into the river. __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

05-01-2005, 11:53 AM	#224
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, Gimli is a damn good swimmer. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-01-2005, 12:04 PM	#225
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	Unfortunately he suddenly had a large bowling ball strapped to his leg. __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

05-01-2005, 12:35 PM	#226
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, Gimli is a damn good swimmer. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-01-2005, 12:36 PM	#227
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	Unfortunatly he isnt good enough. __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

05-01-2005, 12:37 PM	#228
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Unfortunately that bowling ball is really heavy! __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

05-01-2005, 12:46 PM	#229
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	Fortunately the bowling ball does not conform to the plot continuum and its unfortunateness counters that everpresent force The Rules, causing it to disappear utterly, leaving Gimli free to show that Dwarves are natural swimmers... __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

05-01-2005, 12:48 PM	#230
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	Unfortunately dwarves aren't natural swimmers. __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

05-01-2005, 12:50 PM	#231
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, while everyone was bickering, he had already got out of the water and was looking for the ring. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-01-2005, 01:00 PM	#232
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	Unfortunately, Gimli and others saw a craban fly off with the ring. __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

05-01-2005, 01:07 PM	#233
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	Fortunately, the others included Gwaihir, who gave chase... __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

05-01-2005, 02:08 PM	#234
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Unfortuantely they stopped when the New season of Family Guy came on __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

05-01-2005, 02:10 PM	#235
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	Fortunately none of them like Family Guy so they kept going. __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin