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09-30-2003, 03:17 AM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Mordor, M&Mcastle (Minas Morgul)
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Celeborn: Ga...la...driel... I think I'm aaah choking... can't breath! Got lembas stuck... arrrgh!
Galadriel: What? you're hungry? Have some lembas dear.
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09-30-2003, 12:29 PM
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Shadow of Starlight
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: dancing among the ledgerlines...
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09-30-2003, 05:09 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: May 2003
Location: my TARDIS!
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10-01-2003, 12:31 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Completely lost track, sorry!
Posts: 733
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Celeborn: Tonight on Lothlorien news: Mystery unfolds as fellowship tell all; Gandalf, what did the people think of him?; Gollum rumoured to be sneaking around, truth? Or was it just a trick of the light? and lastly, Sauron regains hold of Mordor, bad news for everyone else. Galdriel: *thinking* Wrong camera you prat, WRONG CAMERA!
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10-02-2003, 09:32 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow
Posts: 526
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Celeborn: BlahBlah blah blah....
Galadriel: *thinking* wow Frodo looks soooo cute, must have him, i'll keep him in a little cage and feed him lembas. or Celeborn same as before Galadriel:*thinking* Celeborn all he ever does is talk...urge to kill him rising... Legolas never talks so much I will make him my new husband...yes ..excellent!! [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] She twiddles her fingers like Mr. Burns. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
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10-02-2003, 11:28 AM
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Haunted Halfling
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: an uncounted length of steps--floating between air molecules
Posts: 841
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 Frodo: Help me, Sam! I spilled the hair gel! What do I do? Sam (offscreen): Don't ask me! You should have consulted Legolas while you had the chance! Cheers! Lyta
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“…she laid herself to rest upon Cerin Amroth; and there is her green grave, until the world is changed, and all the days of her life are utterly forgotten by men that come after, and elanor and niphredil bloom no more east of the Sea.” |
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10-02-2003, 11:42 AM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Mordor, M&Mcastle (Minas Morgul)
Posts: 72
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is it just me or does it look like he is reaching for something being him...:
Frodo: Oh **** Sam I just sat of something... its wet. Sam: zzzthat ish my ffffashe!
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10-02-2003, 12:09 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Up a tree.
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Frodo: Er, Sam? Why did you just throw that bucket of cold, dirty water all over me? And, er, why are you holding another one?
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10-02-2003, 01:32 PM
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Mischievous Candle
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam.
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Voiceover:" His mom kept warning him about wet dreams but he didn't believe."
(I'm sorry, couldn't help myself. Sorry.)
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10-02-2003, 02:10 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
Posts: 2,145
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Wow! I've played in some rough sprinklers before, but that last one was a doozy!
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10-02-2003, 08:02 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Nowhere...now here
Posts: 952
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See? I can be Grima!
or Frodo: I'm already awake! Legolas: That was for the smell.
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10-02-2003, 09:12 PM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
Posts: 5,312
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Voiceover: Dead Marshes...the new fragrance for hobbits.
-----or----- Frodo: Can you believe it? Legolas just peed on me! Legolas(offstage): You needed the bath, Stinker! Oh, please, not the flying tomato again! [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] [ October 02, 2003: Message edited by: Nilpaurion Felagund ]
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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10-02-2003, 10:06 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Gondor
Posts: 516
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10-03-2003, 02:24 AM
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Denethor's True Love
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... *swoon*
Posts: 2,049
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"Uh... Sam? Maybe I should have the hose back now..."
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
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10-03-2003, 07:11 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Look, I'm over there!
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One rainstorm to WASH THEM ALL!!
.... *ducks to avoid flying (sharp and painful) objects* Ok,ok.... Frodo: *thinks* Must reach Sting.... Sam approaching.... Knew I shouldn't have fallen down again... stupid Ring.... stupid Sam. Where's Gollum when you need him to distract Sam? |
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10-03-2003, 03:33 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Wouldn't you like to know!!
Posts: 72
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But anyway! Gollum:If I've told you once! I've told you a million times! DON'T FOLLOW THE LIGHTS! Or next time I'm not fishing you out of there! Mmmm fish would be good....*rambles on about fish* |
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10-03-2003, 03:47 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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Frodo: "Sam!!! You put my hand in warm water while we slept! How could you! I don't even have a spare set of clothes!"
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10-03-2003, 10:17 PM
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Corpus Cacophonous
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: A green and pleasant land
Posts: 8,390
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(Continuing a personal theme ...)
Frodo: Heeelp me! I'm melting!
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10-04-2003, 03:01 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR
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 Boromir: Father, I've just received word...Meela's at the front door and she won't leave until you go! Denethor: Heh heh...not again... I'm SO sorry...I just couldn't resist! [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
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10-04-2003, 03:29 PM
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Denethor's True Love
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... *swoon*
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I think the house just collapsed from the shock of my shrieks of laughter!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
Okay... I've recovered... *deep breath* Boromir: Father... the Enemy has destroyed Minas Tirith. Denethor: C'est la vie! *strikes a match*
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
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10-04-2003, 04:46 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Completely lost track, sorry!
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Guy in the background: ...and do you know what I said to him? I said: You have no right to speak to me like that! I am a soldier of Gondor and could strike you down in a second! *takes a swig of his drink* And then he ran off into the night screaming like a girl!
Denethor: *thinking to self* I remember when I used to show off to all my enemies. "Enemies!" I'd say, "One day, I'll be able to cut your head off with a word!" Ahh, those were the days... Boromir: *thinking to self* Note to self, next time someone starts a finght with me, play the "I'm a commander of the Gondorian army" card...
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"We might succeed in roasting Pippin alive inside." - Frodo. |
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10-04-2003, 05:38 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Massachusetts - digging up a bottomless hole, searching for something that's not there...
Posts: 1,514
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Denethor: You are the joy of Gondor, Boromir...
Boromir: *thinks* Will... restrain... self... will not... tell... father... precisely how many... times... I have heard this... -Menelien
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10-04-2003, 06:12 PM
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Deathless Sun
Join Date: May 2003
Location: The Royal Suite in the Halls of Mandos
Posts: 2,609
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Boromir: Um... Father... Lady Galadriel is at the door yelling something about a baby.
Denethor: *smirks* Ah, memories, memories.
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10-04-2003, 08:19 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Nowhere...now here
Posts: 952
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Boromir: Um, dad? How much did you drink?
Denethor: *giggles drunkenly* Guy In The Background: *passes out*
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10-05-2003, 02:05 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow
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This is one for that cute yet wet picture of Frodo:
Little did Frodo realize that waking up next to Sam would have very surprising if not wet results!! or Gollum house training 101: When your teaching him to use the litter pan do not, I reapeat DO NOT STAND NEXT TO HIM!! and the latest pic: Boromir:"Uh Dad..xyz..x...y...z!!" he say with a very stressed tone. while his dad looks about drunkinly. [ October 05, 2003: Message edited by: Esgallhugwen ]
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10-05-2003, 02:51 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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B: Dad, I simply must insist that you stay away from the car from now on. Do you think that we have that insurance?
D: What insurance? Random Duck: AFLAC!!!! B: What? D: *thinks* Burn, baby burn... Quote:
B: Father, have you been at the Gaffer's home brew? D: No. Well, yes, but what does that matter?
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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10-05-2003, 07:45 PM
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Corpus Cacophonous
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: A green and pleasant land
Posts: 8,390
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Boromir: What business have you here, old woman?
Denethor: It's me, you fool! I'm your father, remember?
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Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind! |
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10-05-2003, 08:09 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid
Posts: 2,254
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Sorry, I don't have any good captions, just something I noticed.
Don't you think it's time to close this thread and open a new one? I mean, we're on page 12 already!
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10-05-2003, 09:25 PM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
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Gondorian soldier: ...And then I see this Black Rider. He was scary and all, but when raised his sword...oh my Eru! His freaking body odor blasted us!
Boromir: Yeah, and Anduin was so contaminated, that when I reached the other shore, I stank like a Ranger. (all three thinking) Denethor(laughing): Stank like a Ranger! That's a good one, Borrums!
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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10-06-2003, 02:06 AM
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Wight
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Rivendell
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B: Father, I come bearing grave news; someone has stolen all of the oil from our winter supply chamber...we will have to send men out for more.
D: Oh, um...how...terrible...quick, SEND FOR MORE OIL!!! BEAUTIFUL FLAMMABLE OIL!!! *shakes head* Oh dear. Oh, oh dear. I've sunk to a new low... Eh...
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10-06-2003, 05:23 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Wandering Hobbiton, smiling at the hobbits & trying to sell them vacuum cleaners
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 Elrond: No, Gil-galad, we are NOT there yet!
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Eenie, meanie, Samwise Gamgee, Staring after pretty Rosie, If she calls, watch him blush, then turn and leave in a rush. You want to join the Citadel... You know you do... Do the Wave for Boromir the Disco King! |
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10-06-2003, 05:46 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR
Posts: 1,197
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WAZAAAAAAAAAAP!?!?
I am so sorry.
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"There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits." |
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10-06-2003, 07:36 PM
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Deathless Sun
Join Date: May 2003
Location: The Royal Suite in the Halls of Mandos
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Elrond: *thinks to himself* What was I thinking when I took this job? Gil-galad never told me about the risks of my jaw freezing in the middle of a yell!!!!!
Gil-galad: *runs off in a hurry and proceeds to get himself killed* Whew! I'm safe in Mandos! *looks around surreptitiously* Bloody Half-elves!
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10-06-2003, 07:56 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: As with the flygja
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"WHERE'S MY COFFEE AND HAND WARMER!", "IT'S ALREADY 3:OO O'CLOCK AND I'M STILL GETTING TERRIBLE SERVICE AROUND HERE!" mutters to himself, " Ahh! the horror of it..."
The guy next to him stares to the side and says under his breath, " Give me a break..." I know, I know, but hey, that's the only thing that came into my mind... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]smilies/redface.gif[/img] [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
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10-06-2003, 08:11 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: As with the flygja
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This is for the "wet" picture of frodo.
Sam: Uh? you okay? Frodo: oh... yeah, sure yeah just fine! he, he eh... [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] Frodod says to himself: Ahh! i feel so constapated... I don't know if i should get up.... [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] Yeah, i know it's lame but, i've got all the time in the world... [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
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10-06-2003, 08:32 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Nowhere...now here
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Aragorn! You give Arwen her dress back this instant!
(Aragorn is wearing Arwen's dress. I'm not that sick-minded.)
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10-06-2003, 08:47 PM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
Posts: 5,312
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Elrond: Come out, Mr. Anderson! I've brought more of my buds, just for you!
P.J.: Cut! What in Mordor were you thinking, you blasted Half-Elf? -----or----- Elrond: Taste the sunlight on my forehead, you freaking fools of Morgoth! And, yeah, that includes you, Sauron! Wala lang! ->The True Son of Finrod
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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10-07-2003, 01:55 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Gondor
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ARAGORN!! I warned you I'd take drastic measures next time you touched my daughter!
Well, there's my attempt, anyway!
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10-07-2003, 03:41 AM
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Wight
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Rivendell
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E:Will someone please inform whoever is standing behind me, that their lance is poking me up the-
PJ: CUT! ..........forgive me. I try, I really do... [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]
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10-07-2003, 12:18 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: In my own little world. Its OK, they know me here.
Posts: 230
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For the prev pic:
Guy in backround: Got any change? Sir? Boromir: Uhh.. Denethor: Back away, dont make eye contact... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] Sorry. It just popped into my head... And for the Elrond pic.. Guy on far left: Whoa! Dude, I can smell your breath from back here. Get a mint! I'll go now...
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