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Nilpaurion Felagund · 11-04-2005, 06:35 AM

. . . Vilya melted, since it could not take his horrid odour.

Glirdan · 11-04-2005, 03:02 PM

Unfortunately, Morgoth came along and brought Vilya back.

Eonwe · 11-04-2005, 04:26 PM

Fortunately, that crazy guy with yellow boots came around and, with a merry grin, relieved Morgoth of the the weight in his pocket.

The 1,000 Reader · 11-04-2005, 05:16 PM

Unfortunately, this weight was not Vilya, it was, in fact, a bomb Morgoth planned on using on the free peoples of Middle-Earth.

Glirdan · 11-04-2005, 05:57 PM

Fortunately, this was a good thing.

Boromir88 · 11-04-2005, 08:08 PM

Unfortunately, the man in big yellow boots was a member of a special tactics bomb squad and disarmed the bomb.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 11-06-2005, 06:34 AM

. . . all the king's bomb experts, and all the king's SWAT
Disarmed Morgoth's bomb ever again.

Wait, something's wrong with that last verse . . .

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-06-2005, 07:57 AM

Unfortunately, the bomb is made of paper and salt and so doesn’t explode.

Eonwe · 11-06-2005, 08:15 AM

Fortunately, while all this about this salt and paper bomb was going on, the guy in yellow boots made of with teh real vilya.

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-06-2005, 08:23 AM

Unfortunately, Morgoth had made off with Mr. Yellow boots' wallet and so he came back.

ElentariGreenleaf · 11-06-2005, 08:28 AM

Fortunately it wasn't Mr Yellow Boot's wallet. It was in fact Morgoths, which Mr Yellow Boots had stolen earlier. Mwahaa!

Glirdan · 11-06-2005, 11:38 AM

Unfortunately, it was actually Mr.Yellow Boot's wallet disguised as Morgoth's wallet disguised as Mr. Yellow Boot's wallet. (oh no, déja vu!

)

Boromir88 · 11-06-2005, 12:24 PM

Fortunately, Mr. Yellow Boots and Morgoth were so confused trying to figure out who's wallet it was and their heads exploded.

Eonwe · 11-06-2005, 12:42 PM

Unfortunately, a passing orc found the one vilya, and Mr. Yellow Boot's wallet, and morgoth's wallet. he made off with all three and set up a society dedicated to the empowerment and freedom of orcs everywhere.

Meneltarmacil · 11-06-2005, 01:57 PM

Fortunately, he fell through a time warp, accidentally killed his dad before he had met his mom, and thus caused a paradox that made the entire time-space continuum implode.

The 1,000 Reader · 11-06-2005, 03:45 PM

Unfortunately, Eru decided his book(the events that had just happened) would be terrible so he scrapped it.

Gil-Galad · 11-06-2005, 04:50 PM

Fortunately his original idea came back, with Unicorns and such, and became a hit thus ruling out any of this pesky ring buisness or fighting

Rune Son of Bjarne · 11-06-2005, 05:21 PM

Unfortunately, this idear did not sell so he was forced by his publishers too change it back. (with even more fighting and pesky ring buisness)

Eonwe · 11-06-2005, 05:23 PM

fortunately, after all teh fighting adn pesky ring business was over and done with, gollum ended up with the one ring again. (don't ask me, that's how the book went.

)

Boromir88 · 11-06-2005, 06:15 PM

Unfortunately, Eru himself had trouble figuring out how in the heck Gollum got the Ring in his own book, so he gave it to Denethor.

Gil-Galad · 11-06-2005, 06:43 PM

Fortunately Denethor went crazy and jumped int oMt.Doom, destroying the ring and leaving the Men and the Evil men to fight over the last bottle of Pepto Bismal

Boromir88 · 11-06-2005, 07:03 PM

Unfortunately Eru trying to find a solution to this War has Radagast the Moth fly in and carry off the last Pepto Bismol bottle...this sparks the entire world to raise the question..."how does a 3 ounce Moth carry off a 2 lb bottle of Pepto Bismol?"

Eonwe · 11-06-2005, 07:17 PM

Fortuneatly, elrond put forth that maybe it was carried on a string by two 3 oz moths.

Meneltarmacil · 11-06-2005, 07:39 PM

Unfortunately, the Giant Evil Bad Guys That Do Nasty Things Of Doom showed up.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 11-06-2005, 07:46 PM

Fortuneatly, Elrond slayed the Giant Evil Bad Guys That Do Nasty Things Of Doom with the Singing and Dancing Sword of Imladris

Eonwe · 11-06-2005, 07:49 PM

Unfortunately, the singing and dancing sword went crazy with blood-lust and attack the hand that wielded it.

Glirdan · 11-06-2005, 08:42 PM

Fortunately, Morgoth wielded it.

THE Ka · 11-06-2005, 09:08 PM

Unfortunately, Morgoth was out of the all too over-looked Band-Aid, and it's fierce friend, Iodine...

~ Aesthete

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-07-2005, 12:44 AM

Fortunately, he was killed and his evil left the world and since no one could remember what the trouble had been about, they all went home for tea and biscuits.

ElentariGreenleaf · 11-07-2005, 10:57 AM

Unfortunately Morgoth's clone, Morgoth II, on Morgoth's death, was released and started causing haddock, i mean, havock once again!

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-07-2005, 10:59 AM

Fortunately, a giant haddock came and stemmed the havoc.

ElentariGreenleaf · 11-07-2005, 11:01 AM

Unfortunately, Morgoth II corrupted the haddock and steamed the havock... Or is that steamed the haddock? Well, anyway, evil entered ME once again

Boromir88 · 11-07-2005, 01:41 PM

Fortunately, evil was tired of Middle-earth and it moved onto Hogwartz.

ElentariGreenleaf · 11-07-2005, 04:52 PM

Unfortunately, Mr Evil couldn't find Hogwarts. Eru had of course long wiped memory of this "Hogwarts" from the memory of everyone in ME. So Mr Evil returned to serve Morgoth II

Glirdan · 11-07-2005, 06:41 PM

Fortunately, instead of turning around and walking away, he turned around and walked into a time machine which brought him into the future where he found this Hogwarts that everyone was speaking of.

Eonwe · 11-07-2005, 06:47 PM

ehem that's Unfortunatley, he found it quite boring. Quite below standars, he thought to himslef.

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-08-2005, 12:33 AM

So, Fortunately, Mr. Evil thought that he would be good for a change and he destroyed Hogwarts because the small children who were trying to turn him into a newt were rather annoying. Mr. Evil blew it up and returned to the past in his Time Machine and found that Morgoth II was now having tea with Elrond.

Boromir88 · 11-08-2005, 06:05 AM

Unfortunately, little to Mr. Evil or Morgoth II knowledge, Elrond had laced the tea with Arsenic.

Holbytlass · 11-08-2005, 09:20 AM

Fortunately, Elrond forgot which cups were laced and chose poorly.

ElentariGreenleaf · 11-08-2005, 10:50 AM

Unfortunately, Elrond's supposed to be one of the good guys, so him being poisoned wasn't the best of news for ME...

11-04-2005, 06:35 AM	#2201
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Fortunately . . . . . . Vilya melted, since it could not take his horrid odour. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

11-04-2005, 03:02 PM	#2202
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfortunately, Morgoth came along and brought Vilya back. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

11-04-2005, 04:26 PM	#2203
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	Fortunately, that crazy guy with yellow boots came around and, with a merry grin, relieved Morgoth of the the weight in his pocket. __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

11-04-2005, 05:16 PM	#2204
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Unfortunately, this weight was not Vilya, it was, in fact, a bomb Morgoth planned on using on the free peoples of Middle-Earth. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

11-04-2005, 05:57 PM	#2205
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fortunately, this was a good thing. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

11-04-2005, 08:08 PM	#2206
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,519	Unfortunately, the man in big yellow boots was a member of a special tactics bomb squad and disarmed the bomb. __________________ Fenris Penguin

11-06-2005, 06:34 AM	#2207
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Fortunately . . . . . . all the king's bomb experts, and all the king's SWAT Disarmed Morgoth's bomb ever again. Wait, something's wrong with that last verse . . . __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good... Last edited by Nilpaurion Felagund; 11-06-2005 at 06:52 AM. Reason: should have been 'Fortunately'

11-06-2005, 07:57 AM	#2208
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, the bomb is made of paper and salt and so doesn’t explode. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

11-06-2005, 08:15 AM	#2209
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	Fortunately, while all this about this salt and paper bomb was going on, the guy in yellow boots made of with teh real vilya. __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

11-06-2005, 08:23 AM	#2210
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, Morgoth had made off with Mr. Yellow boots' wallet and so he came back. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

11-06-2005, 08:28 AM	#2211
ElentariGreenleaf Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Look, I'm over there! Posts: 496	Fortunately it wasn't Mr Yellow Boot's wallet. It was in fact Morgoths, which Mr Yellow Boots had stolen earlier. Mwahaa! __________________ There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Website\|Art

11-06-2005, 11:38 AM	#2212
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfortunately, it was actually Mr.Yellow Boot's wallet disguised as Morgoth's wallet disguised as Mr. Yellow Boot's wallet. (oh no, déja vu! ) __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

11-06-2005, 12:24 PM	#2213
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,519	Fortunately, Mr. Yellow Boots and Morgoth were so confused trying to figure out who's wallet it was and their heads exploded. __________________ Fenris Penguin

11-06-2005, 12:42 PM	#2214
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	Unfortunately, a passing orc found the one vilya, and Mr. Yellow Boot's wallet, and morgoth's wallet. he made off with all three and set up a society dedicated to the empowerment and freedom of orcs everywhere. __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

11-06-2005, 01:57 PM	#2215
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, he fell through a time warp, accidentally killed his dad before he had met his mom, and thus caused a paradox that made the entire time-space continuum implode. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

11-06-2005, 03:45 PM	#2216
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Unfortunately, Eru decided his book(the events that had just happened) would be terrible so he scrapped it. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

11-06-2005, 04:50 PM	#2217
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunately his original idea came back, with Unicorns and such, and became a hit thus ruling out any of this pesky ring buisness or fighting __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

11-06-2005, 05:23 PM	#2219
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	fortunately, after all teh fighting adn pesky ring business was over and done with, gollum ended up with the one ring again. (don't ask me, that's how the book went. ) __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

11-06-2005, 06:15 PM	#2220
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,519	Unfortunately, Eru himself had trouble figuring out how in the heck Gollum got the Ring in his own book, so he gave it to Denethor. __________________ Fenris Penguin

11-06-2005, 06:43 PM	#2221
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunately Denethor went crazy and jumped int oMt.Doom, destroying the ring and leaving the Men and the Evil men to fight over the last bottle of Pepto Bismal __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

11-06-2005, 07:03 PM	#2222
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,519	Unfortunately Eru trying to find a solution to this War has Radagast the Moth fly in and carry off the last Pepto Bismol bottle...this sparks the entire world to raise the question..."how does a 3 ounce Moth carry off a 2 lb bottle of Pepto Bismol?" __________________ Fenris Penguin

11-06-2005, 07:17 PM	#2223
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	Fortuneatly, elrond put forth that maybe it was carried on a string by two 3 oz moths. __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night! Last edited by Eonwe; 11-06-2005 at 07:42 PM.

11-06-2005, 07:39 PM	#2224
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, the *Giant Evil Bad Guys That Do Nasty Things Of Doom* showed up. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

11-06-2005, 07:49 PM	#2226
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	Unfortunately, the singing and dancing sword went crazy with blood-lust and attack the hand that wielded it. __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

11-06-2005, 08:42 PM	#2227
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fortunately, Morgoth wielded it. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

11-06-2005, 09:08 PM	#2228
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Unfortunately, Morgoth was out of the all too over-looked Band-Aid, and it's fierce friend, Iodine... ~ Aesthete __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

11-07-2005, 12:44 AM	#2229
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, he was killed and his evil left the world and since no one could remember what the trouble had been about, they all went home for tea and biscuits. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

11-07-2005, 10:57 AM	#2230
ElentariGreenleaf Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Look, I'm over there! Posts: 496	Unfortunately Morgoth's clone, Morgoth II, on Morgoth's death, was released and started causing haddock, i mean, havock once again! __________________ There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Website\|Art

11-07-2005, 10:59 AM	#2231
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, a giant haddock came and stemmed the havoc. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

11-07-2005, 11:01 AM	#2232
ElentariGreenleaf Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Look, I'm over there! Posts: 496	Unfortunately, Morgoth II corrupted the haddock and steamed the havock... Or is that steamed the haddock? Well, anyway, evil entered ME once again __________________ There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Website\|Art

11-07-2005, 01:41 PM	#2233
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,519	Fortunately, evil was tired of Middle-earth and it moved onto Hogwartz. __________________ Fenris Penguin

11-07-2005, 04:52 PM	#2234
ElentariGreenleaf Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Look, I'm over there! Posts: 496	Unfortunately, Mr Evil couldn't find Hogwarts. Eru had of course long wiped memory of this "Hogwarts" from the memory of everyone in ME. So Mr Evil returned to serve Morgoth II __________________ There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Website\|Art

11-07-2005, 06:41 PM	#2235
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fortunately, instead of turning around and walking away, he turned around and walked into a time machine which brought him into the future where he found this Hogwarts that everyone was speaking of. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

11-07-2005, 06:47 PM	#2236
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	ehem that's Unfortunatley, he found it quite boring. Quite below standars, he thought to himslef. __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night! Last edited by Eonwe; 11-07-2005 at 08:08 PM. Reason: oops

11-08-2005, 12:33 AM	#2237
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	More tea, vicar? So, Fortunately, Mr. Evil thought that he would be good for a change and he destroyed Hogwarts because the small children who were trying to turn him into a newt were rather annoying. Mr. Evil blew it up and returned to the past in his Time Machine and found that Morgoth II was now having tea with Elrond. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...