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Denethor's True Love
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... *swoon*
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"Is it alive?"
"Dunno. Poke and see if it jumps." "I'm not touching it!" "Well, I'm not going to. It's my birthday, I shouldn't have to." "Shut up about your stupid birthday!!" *strangle*
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
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LOL Meela!
Hobbit 1 *Deep concentration* "Ok, I can nearly read it...just a few more runes..." Hobbit 2 *Jumpily, reaches hand forward quickly* "Careful not to touch it!" H1 *counts to 10 under breath* "Why exactly not?" H2: 'Cos it's mine. H1: Isn't, its mine! H2: Isn't! H1: Is H2: Isn't! H1: Is H2: Isn't! H1: I - glurk! *choking noises as Hobbit 2 strangles hobbit 1* Wow, going on a theme here....
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Deagol: Oooooooo.... goooooold!!!!!!!
Smeagol: Oooooooo.... precioussssssss.....
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But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark. |
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow
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Little did Smeagol and Deagol realize that looking at The Ring for too long will make their eyes go crossed permanetly! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
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"...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane" |
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Completely lost track, sorry!
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After many minutes of sitting like this:
Deagol: (still staring at ring) so erm, Smeagol, you going to try and get this perfect, smooth, round, shiny, golden, glistening ring off me? Smeagol: Well, no actually, I quite like just sitting here and staring at it. Deagol: Oh good, me too...
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"We might succeed in roasting Pippin alive inside." - Frodo. |
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Ring: *in booming voice* I come in peace. Take me to your leader.
Deagol: Smeag, the ring is talking, Smeag, its talking. Smeagol: Don't talk to it Deagy, dont encourage it.. Lame, I know. Sorry. Couldnt resist showing how like their ancestors the hobbits are... ^_^ [ September 05, 2003: Message edited by: Anything but Arwen ]
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The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits! (Dontchya just love my avatar? I got a "Tickle Me Boromir" one too... |
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: May 2003
Location: my TARDIS!
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Smeagol - sneaks from behind Deagol: Still absorbed by the ring Smeagol - reaches his hand and... Smeagol: BOOOO! Hehehehe! Scared ye, eh? Betcha didn't see this coming.
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Oh, and why thank you Evisse the Blue. I live to please ^_^ Well, and to dominate the world, but thats not the point. [ September 06, 2003: Message edited by: Anything but Arwen ]
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Hold on...let me consult this broken compass...
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For the Pippin Pic (hehe. I made a funny).
Pippin: Hey, Merry!! Watch my squirrel impression!
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"YOU!" "Indeed." |
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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Deagol: And with a wave of my hand, I shall make this ring disappear!
Smeagol: Aww, do ya hafta? You've already swallowed it and brought it back, and pulled it out of my ear. Can't you stop now? Deagol: Allakazam, allakaboo, Allaka-BRAKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!! *Smeaglies strangles Deaglies*
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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#2172 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR
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*giggles* Smeaglies and Deaglies? Nice.
Deagol: Awesome! Lookit this shiny ring I got! Smeagol: Cool! That's--oh my gawd. Deagol: What? What is it? Smeagol: Oh my gawd. There's a humongous bug on your back!! Deagol: WHAT?!? Get it off, get it off! Smeagol: Okay, wait. Hold on...wait...almost...wait, I think I got it...YOINK!! *Smeagol grabs the ring and runs away* Deagol: DID YOU GET THE BUG OFF MY BACK AT LEAST?!
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"There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits." |
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: May 2003
Location: my TARDIS!
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LOL, Horse maiden I love that one! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
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Deagol and Smeagol torment a ladybird.
*photo taken just before Deagol finds the One Ring*
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
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Deagol? Um...you know my grandma always says 'if you make that face to long it might stay that way'. Deag?
Not very good, perhaps, but it is a first try. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img] [ September 08, 2003: Message edited by: The Only Real Estel ] |
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Wight
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Citadel
Posts: 212
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Little did Jack Black realize as he held that ring, a very stealthy hobbit was sneaking up on him at that very moment....
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#2178 |
Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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Shadow of Starlight
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"Oh come on, sir, I pointed out all the flaws of the Numenoreans, as well as the eventual reason for their downfall. Come on, don't you think this paper is at leastworth an A?"
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#2180 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: May 2003
Location: my TARDIS!
Posts: 288
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"Now... sign here, here, & here."
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Brightness of a Blade
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Here's the menu for today, sirs, may I take your order?
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: May 2003
Location: on the wings of the morning
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'Look, Sire, I have found it! The Genealogy of Tom Bombadil!'
Peace
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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"Here ees ze vine menoo, zur. I voult reccomendt ze house vine. You vant vite vine, no? Ze red vine ees magneefeeco, ho ho ho!"
YOU invision Grima vis a French accent...hee hee...gotta get off now...
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Look what we did in school, Mommy! Look, it's finger painting! Do you see my dragon?? No, it's not a cow, it's a dragon! See the flames? *sniffle*
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Eenie, meanie, Samwise Gamgee, Staring after pretty Rosie, If she calls, watch him blush, then turn and leave in a rush. You want to join the Citadel... You know you do... Do the Wave for Boromir the Disco King! |
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow
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'Now as you can clearly see by the evidence I have in my hand, it was indeed Merry and Pippin that ate all the Lembas'
or 'looky mum i've been practising my calligraphy' or 'And that's not all folks if you buy the handy dandy orc stain remover today you get your very own contract with the musical group known as The Howling Hobbits, plus some of this lovely black powder great for breaking the ice at parties among other things' *you have to think of him as being one of those annoying sales people or one of those tele marketers that are way tooo enthusiastic for their own good* [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]
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"...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane" |
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
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This is Wormy to Saruman (even though techinacally Worm is at Edoras in the pic):
"I'm sorry sir, but I thought it best to have a copy of the contract just so Sauron holds up his end of the deal when all is said & done." P.S. 'There, you see? The recipie for lembas is totally different than the one for twinkies.' I like that one [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]! [ September 09, 2003: Message edited by: The Only Real Estel ] |
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"And now I shall baffle you warrior-folk with this list of polysyllabic words!!!"
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"I love you more than I did the week before, I discovered alcohol" - Bare Naked Ladies |
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
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"My name is to on the kinergarten graduation dimploma! See, it's right here-er, wait a second..."
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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Look sire! I can draw a boat!
Or... Theoden King! Theoden King! Look what came in the mail! It is a chain letter! If you don't send it to seven other people, bad luck will follow you all the rest of your days!
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Denethor's True Love
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... *swoon*
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Wormtongue's new teaching job is working out just fine:
"Repeat after me, children: grease... is... good! Next one: pale... is... beautiful! Very good, children! Now, next one. Saruman... is... our... master!"
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow
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'Your Mum sent you this note Master Saruman...*ahem* "dear sweet pea, I've sent you some clean underwear because I know you don't like to do your own laundry, it's sparkling white so don't stain them. p.s. I wuv you my wittle wizard.
Luv mommsie Keep in mind that Wormtongue could announce this to the whole Uruk-Hai army because he can't find Saruman, hhooo hoooo that whould be too funny [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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Wight
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Citadel
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And if you look right here in your contract, it says that you are now Saruman of Many Colors! Now get into that clown costume!
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"I can't believe it! I'm late for the annual Minas Tirith Disco Dance-off! There's no way Faramir's taking over my championship title!"
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Denethor's True Love
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... *swoon*
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*claps*
That was great! Boromir's break into advertising: (voiceover): New 'Gondorian Roses' anti-persperant. Stay fresh on every occasion!
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: May 2003
Location: my TARDIS!
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Hehehehe!
"I'm going to miss the sacrifice! I'm going to miss the sacrifice!" (hehe from Help) |
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Wight
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Up a tree.
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Boromir: You can't see them yet, but THE TELETUBBIES ARE AROUND THE CORNER! RUN FROM THE EVIL TELETUBBIES!!!!!!
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"You will find the Holy Grail in Castle Aaaaaaahhhhhh *leans sideways*" Monty Python and the Holy Grail. |
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Boromir: "Fangirls!! Ruuun! Swords are of no more use here!"
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: May 2003
Location: on the wings of the morning
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So begins Boromir's scheme to scare the schnikes out of the camera man.
Peace
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Boromir: THEY HAVE SOAP!!! RUUUNNN!!!
Aragorn: OH NO!!! EVERYONE RUN AWAY!!! *all run, except Legolas* Legolas: You all could use baths!
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow
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Boromir: RUN!! Gimli's eaten chili again!! [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
or Boromir: Must....*pant*...run..*puff*...from Dwarf women! (wait... or are they men?) That anti-perspirant is an absolute hilarious scream, i'm trying to hold in my laughter so my mom doesn't think I've gone insane! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [ September 13, 2003: Message edited by: Esgallhugwen ]
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