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THE Ka · 08-19-2003, 08:30 PM

Ahh.... I thought you said this was woodstock!? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

Yavanna228 · 08-19-2003, 08:33 PM

Haha, cute, Cinderella. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

Rohan housewife: 'Get out! Out I say! I just mopped these floors!'

Peace

Esgallhugwen · 08-19-2003, 08:52 PM

Legolas: Gimli, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore! [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Amarantha_Daisy · 08-19-2003, 09:15 PM

Legolas: Come on, men! The road is long, and we need a riding song! *singing* Theeeeee... wheels on the bus go round and round... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Eowyn_Wildfire · 08-19-2003, 10:37 PM

hmmmmmmmmmmm i can't seem to think of anything right now............................................... ..................nope not now either...........................................I GOT ONE
rohan person: welcome to the castle antharax
it not a very nice name

yeah well i tried [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Oddwen · 08-20-2003, 09:14 AM

Ohhhhhhh, we wish we were Oscar Meyer wieners, yes that is what we'd really like to beee-eee..

Leggy: I hate these Rohanian cookouts.

Huh? [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/confused.gif[/img]

Elennar Starfire · 08-21-2003, 10:21 AM

Legolas: ?!?!? This isn't Lothlorien!

(Think this isn't Osgiliath)

arianrod · 08-22-2003, 03:43 PM

Legolas: Can you believe we waited for an hour just for a pony ride?

Gimli: Looks like we came at the right time though; these people will be here for awhile...

arianrod · 08-24-2003, 04:11 PM

For the sake of keeping this thread moving, here's the next one:

Sam: Why am I always last?

Meela · 08-24-2003, 04:14 PM

Sam: psst... Pippin! Where's the bathroom?

Naz · 08-24-2003, 04:17 PM

Pippin: Ooh, sharp objects!

Sam: Watch where you're pointing that thing1

(or...)

Sam: And all I'll get it a rope & box of dirt... why can't my pans glow blue like Mr. Frodo's Sting?

(lame? yeah, that's what I thought... :P)

dragoneyes · 08-24-2003, 04:26 PM

Sam: Oh look, she's coming to give me my gifts. Will they be wondrous? Will they be forever coveted by all who see them? I think not! I know I'm a gardener but she doesn't have to rub it in!

Esgallhugwen · 08-24-2003, 08:08 PM

pippin: 'oooooo...shiny aaaannd pointy'
Sam scowls at pippin, 'No one ever trusts me with pretty pointy shiny things!!' [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

yes, yes very lame. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

**The Saucepan Man** · 08-25-2003, 06:23 PM

Galadriel: Now, which one of you is it that's been smoking pipeweed behind the Mallorn Trees? Come on, speak up. I know that it was one of you ...

Esgallhugwen · 08-26-2003, 12:08 PM

Galadriel: Oh sorry Samwise Gamgee, I cannot give you anything seeing as.....
*turns into her evil self, all silver and terrible* ..
'YOU ATE ALL THE LEMBAS THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FOR YOUR TRIP!!!'

Cinderella · 08-26-2003, 12:29 PM

Oh...hold on, Yup there it is! *Farts* Ahh...

Sleepy Ranger · 08-26-2003, 02:02 PM

Take a deep breath stay cool keep calm let them use your shampoo

Ok I know its lame but its something

Yavanna228 · 08-26-2003, 03:04 PM

Legolas goes in for a self-help therapy course.
'Now, breathe in, two, three, four. Envision yourself among the nice, clean, beautiful trees, away from the nasty, dirty hobbitses and that stupid ring. You are the master of your universe. Breathe out, two, three, four...'
Peace

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 08-27-2003, 07:58 AM

The Council of Elrond was a serious affair. However, the young Mirkwood Prince had been at a fantastic rave the night before and couldn't really be bothered with politics.

peonydeepdelver · 08-27-2003, 09:15 AM

Rohan soldiers: EEK! GET OUT! THERE'S A MOUSE IN THERE!

Merry: Oooh, shiny....
Pippin: Oooh, pointy....
Sam: *sulk* Why do you trust the stupid ones with the dangerous stuff???
Pippin: *cries*

"Breathe in, breathe out... breathe in, brethe out..."

Elennar Starfire · 08-27-2003, 04:16 PM

Legolas: Must...not...kill...Gimli...

Lily · 08-27-2003, 08:41 PM

1*gasp* Aragorn is sitting right next to me...okay stay cool...

2Oh! No you didn't just call me a pointy eared pretty boy!! Dwarves are so annoying. Grrr

Everdawn · 08-29-2003, 04:33 AM

For the Galadriel one.

Pippin: Crazy lady, dont you know youre not supposed to give knives to little kids?!

Brinniel · 08-30-2003, 12:01 PM

GaladrieloftheOlden · 08-30-2003, 01:54 PM

Pippin: Maybe if I blow my cheeks out they won't recognize me...

Swan song,
-Menelien

Meela · 08-30-2003, 02:16 PM

"Ring schming... what's the big deal with this quest anyway?"

Finwe · 08-30-2003, 06:08 PM

I am Pippin, hear me roar!!!! GRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Esgallhugwen · 08-31-2003, 12:32 PM

Pippin: I knew I souldn't have drank that Ent draught...now I'm bloated aren't I Merry?

Merry:wow pip you sure know how to pack it on.. d'ai mean, No...of course...you look great.

[ August 31, 2003: Message edited by: Esgallhugwen ]

Evisse the Blue · 08-31-2003, 01:40 PM

LOL - he does look like he's gonna be sick!

"Treebeard, what did you put in that draught?? It's all coming back now, and it isn't gonna be pretty!"

arianrod · 08-31-2003, 02:08 PM

Pippin: "Hey, Merry, check this out! If I puff out my cheeks like this, and cross my eyes like this, I look kinda like an orc! Whacha think?"

Merry: "I think you're an idiot."

Oddwen · 08-31-2003, 03:25 PM

Pippin: ...but if I puff out my cheeks and bug my eyes, I look like SAM! What do you think now, Merry?

Merry: Close, but you're still an idiot, Pip.

Sorry, arianrod. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

arianrod · 08-31-2003, 05:06 PM

Quote:

Sorry, arianrod. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

heehee, not a problem, Oddwen. I actually see that as a compliment. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Alatáriël Lossëhelin · 08-31-2003, 05:52 PM

Pippin: Why did I eat that last burrito? **bbuuurrrppp**

Silmiel of Imladris · 09-01-2003, 06:04 PM

One small bite will fill the stomach of a grown man he says...WELL I WISH HE WOULD HAVE SAID IT SOONER!!!

Lyta_Underhill · 09-02-2003, 09:44 AM

"What Galadriel did not tell Pippin was that eating too many lembas at one time will cause facial hair to grow, even on normally smooth faced hobbits. Pippin stoically endures his first 5 o'clock shadow and promises never to eat 4 at once again..."

Cheers,
Lyta

spirit_detective · 09-02-2003, 06:16 PM

pippin's been the champion of the middle earth 'breath holding' contest for three years now.

--^-----^
*glomps naz's kawaii avatar* it's ruwalk!!!
(too bad i'm more of a rath fan myself ^.~)

spirit_detective · 09-02-2003, 06:17 PM

pippin's been the champion of the middle earth 'breath holding' contest for three years now.

--^-----^
*glomps naz's kawaii avatar* it's ruwalk!!!
(too bad i'm more of a rath fan myself ^.~)

**The Saucepan Man** · 09-02-2003, 06:24 PM

It occurs to Pippin that fifth breakfast might have been one breakfast too far.

arianrod · 09-02-2003, 10:48 PM

Yavanna228 · 09-03-2003, 08:02 AM

Little did Smeagol know, on his neck there was a...huge...SPIDER!!!!!
Peace

08-19-2003, 08:30 PM	#2121
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Ahh.... I thought you said this was woodstock!? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

08-19-2003, 08:33 PM	#2122
Yavanna228 Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2003 Location: on the wings of the morning Posts: 394	Haha, cute, Cinderella. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] Rohan housewife: 'Get out! Out I say! I just mopped these floors!' Peace __________________ 'Dulaman na Binne Bui, Dulaman Gaelach/ Dulaman na farraige, 's e b'fhearr a bhi in Eirinn!'

08-19-2003, 08:52 PM	#2123
Esgallhugwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow Posts: 526	Legolas: Gimli, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore! [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] __________________ "...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane"

08-19-2003, 09:15 PM	#2124
Amarantha_Daisy Wight Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Bag End... On Frodo's laptop. Shhhh! Don't tell! Posts: 240	Legolas: Come on, men! The road is long, and we need a riding song! singing Theeeeee... wheels on the bus go round and round... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ "I did not see the Balrog until I saw the film! He was -- it was -- just a yellow tennis ball on top of a pole for me to shout at. I felt like screaming 'You shall not bounce!'" ~Sir Ian McKellen October 20, 2005 - 1st Annual Golden Ring Marathon! Spread the Word!

08-19-2003, 10:37 PM	#2125
Eowyn_Wildfire Animated Skeleton Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: on my horse (I wish) Posts: 47	hmmmmmmmmmmm i can't seem to think of anything right now............................................... ..................nope not now either...........................................I GOT ONE rohan person: welcome to the castle antharax it not a very nice name yeah well i tried [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] __________________ I see in your eyes, the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come, when the courage of Men fails. And we forsake our friends, and break all bonds of fellowship but it is not this day. This day....we fight

08-20-2003, 09:14 AM	#2126
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Ohhhhhhh, we wish we were Oscar Meyer wieners, yes that is what we'd really like to beee-eee.. Leggy: I hate these Rohanian cookouts. Huh? [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/confused.gif[/img] __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

08-21-2003, 10:21 AM	#2127
Elennar Starfire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Nowhere...now here Posts: 952	Legolas: ?!?!? This isn't Lothlorien! (Think this isn't Osgiliath) __________________ Don't let me die!

08-22-2003, 03:43 PM	#2128
arianrod Wight Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Wandering Hobbiton, smiling at the hobbits & trying to sell them vacuum cleaners Posts: 215	Legolas: Can you believe we waited for an hour just for a pony ride? Gimli: Looks like we came at the right time though; these people will be here for awhile... __________________ Eenie, meanie, Samwise Gamgee, Staring after pretty Rosie, If she calls, watch him blush, then turn and leave in a rush. You want to join the Citadel... You know you do... Do the Wave for Boromir the Disco King!

08-24-2003, 04:11 PM	#2129
arianrod Wight Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Wandering Hobbiton, smiling at the hobbits & trying to sell them vacuum cleaners Posts: 215	For the sake of keeping this thread moving, here's the next one: Sam: Why am I always last? __________________ Eenie, meanie, Samwise Gamgee, Staring after pretty Rosie, If she calls, watch him blush, then turn and leave in a rush. You want to join the Citadel... You know you do... Do the Wave for Boromir the Disco King!

08-24-2003, 04:14 PM	#2130
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Sam: psst... Pippin! Where's the bathroom? __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

08-24-2003, 04:17 PM	#2131
Naz Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2003 Location: my TARDIS! Posts: 288	Pippin: Ooh, sharp objects! Sam: Watch where you're pointing that thing1 (or...) Sam: And all I'll get it a rope & box of dirt... why can't my pans glow blue like Mr. Frodo's Sting? (lame? yeah, that's what I thought... :P)

08-24-2003, 04:26 PM	#2132
dragoneyes Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Completely lost track, sorry! Posts: 733	Sam: Oh look, she's coming to give me my gifts. Will they be wondrous? Will they be forever coveted by all who see them? I think not! I know I'm a gardener but she doesn't have to rub it in! __________________ "We might succeed in roasting Pippin alive inside." - Frodo.

08-24-2003, 08:08 PM	#2133
Esgallhugwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow Posts: 526	pippin: 'oooooo...shiny aaaannd pointy' Sam scowls at pippin, 'No one ever trusts me with pretty pointy shiny things!!' [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] yes, yes very lame. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ "...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane"

08-25-2003, 06:23 PM	#2134
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Galadriel: Now, which one of you is it that's been smoking pipeweed behind the Mallorn Trees? Come on, speak up. I know that it was one of you ... __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

08-26-2003, 12:08 PM	#2135
Esgallhugwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow Posts: 526	Galadriel: Oh sorry Samwise Gamgee, I cannot give you anything seeing as..... turns into her evil self, all silver and terrible .. 'YOU ATE ALL THE LEMBAS THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FOR YOUR TRIP!!!' __________________ "...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane"

08-26-2003, 12:29 PM	#2136
Cinderella Wight Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Arda Unmarred, MA Posts: 173	*Oh...hold on, Yup there it is! Farts* Ahh...** __________________ These violent delights have violent ends... "Live fast, die young, and have a beautiful looking corpse." -J. Dean

08-26-2003, 02:02 PM	#2137
Sleepy Ranger Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: On the field, kissing the 'Downs crest Posts: 1,654	Take a deep breath stay cool keep calm let them use your shampoo Ok I know its lame but its something __________________ And tonight we can truly say, together we're invincible... Middle-Earth Football World Cup 2007

08-26-2003, 03:04 PM	#2138
Yavanna228 Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2003 Location: on the wings of the morning Posts: 394	Legolas goes in for a self-help therapy course. 'Now, breathe in, two, three, four. Envision yourself among the nice, clean, beautiful trees, away from the nasty, dirty hobbitses and that stupid ring. You are the master of your universe. Breathe out, two, three, four...' Peace __________________ 'Dulaman na Binne Bui, Dulaman Gaelach/ Dulaman na farraige, 's e b'fhearr a bhi in Eirinn!'

08-27-2003, 07:58 AM	#2139
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	The Council of Elrond was a serious affair. However, the young Mirkwood Prince had been at a fantastic rave the night before and couldn't really be bothered with politics. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

08-27-2003, 09:15 AM	#2140
peonydeepdelver Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Alas, I hail from Massachusetts Posts: 256	Rohan soldiers: EEK! GET OUT! THERE'S A MOUSE IN THERE! Merry: Oooh, shiny.... Pippin: Oooh, pointy.... Sam: sulk Why do you trust the stupid ones with the dangerous stuff??? Pippin: cries "Breathe in, breathe out... breathe in, brethe out..." __________________ "Nazgul, Nazgul! You speak of what is deep beyond the reach of your muddy dreams, Ugluk! Nazgul! Ah! All that they make out! One day you'll wish that you had not said that. Ape! You ought to know that they're the apple of the Great Eye." ~Grishnakh

08-27-2003, 04:16 PM	#2141
Elennar Starfire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Nowhere...now here Posts: 952	Legolas: Must...not...kill...Gimli... __________________ Don't let me die!

08-27-2003, 08:41 PM	#2142
Lily Registered User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Wouldn't you like to know!! Posts: 72	1gasp Aragorn is sitting right next to me...okay stay cool... 2Oh! No you didn't just call me a pointy eared pretty boy!! Dwarves are so annoying. Grrr

08-29-2003, 04:33 AM	#2143
Everdawn Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: On the sand dunes outside of Ilium, watching it burn. Posts: 1,291	For the Galadriel one. Pippin: Crazy lady, dont you know youre not supposed to give knives to little kids?! __________________ "Athena, stepping up behind him, visible to no one but Achillies, gripped his red-gold hair. Startled he made a half turn, and he knew her upon the instant for Athena." ~The Iliad~ ~My lord, Éomer~

08-30-2003, 12:01 PM	#2144
Brinniel Reflection of Darkness Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull. Posts: 2,983	__________________ Nolite te bastardes carborundorum

08-30-2003, 01:54 PM	#2145
GaladrieloftheOlden Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Massachusetts - digging up a bottomless hole, searching for something that's not there... Posts: 1,514	Pippin: Maybe if I blow my cheeks out they won't recognize me... Swan song, -Menelien __________________ "Glue... very powerful stuff."

08-30-2003, 02:16 PM	#2146
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	"Ring schming... what's the big deal with this quest anyway?" __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

08-30-2003, 06:08 PM	#2147
Finwe Deathless Sun Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Royal Suite in the Halls of Mandos Posts: 2,609	I am Pippin, hear me roar!!!! GRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.

08-31-2003, 12:32 PM	#2148
Esgallhugwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow Posts: 526	Pippin: I knew I souldn't have drank that Ent draught...now I'm bloated aren't I Merry? Merry:wow pip you sure know how to pack it on.. d'ai mean, No...of course...you look great. [ August 31, 2003: Message edited by: Esgallhugwen ] __________________ "...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane"

08-31-2003, 01:40 PM	#2149
Evisse the Blue Brightness of a Blade Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: wherever I may roam Posts: 2,685	LOL - he does look like he's gonna be sick! "Treebeard, what did you put in that draught?? It's all coming back now, and it isn't gonna be pretty!" __________________ And no one was ill, and everyone was pleased, except those who had to mow the grass.

08-31-2003, 02:08 PM	#2150
arianrod Wight Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Wandering Hobbiton, smiling at the hobbits & trying to sell them vacuum cleaners Posts: 215	Pippin: "Hey, Merry, check this out! If I puff out my cheeks like this, and cross my eyes like this, I look kinda like an orc! Whacha think?" Merry: "I think you're an idiot." __________________ Eenie, meanie, Samwise Gamgee, Staring after pretty Rosie, If she calls, watch him blush, then turn and leave in a rush. You want to join the Citadel... You know you do... Do the Wave for Boromir the Disco King!

08-31-2003, 03:25 PM	#2151
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Pippin: ...but if I puff out my cheeks and bug my eyes, I look like SAM! What do you think now, Merry? Merry: Close, but you're still an idiot, Pip. Sorry, arianrod. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

08-31-2003, 05:52 PM	#2153
Alatáriël Lossëhelin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Road to Rivendell: 2491 miles from Hobbiton, with Frodo and Sam, homeward bound Posts: 365	Pippin: Why did I eat that last burrito? bbuuurrrppp __________________ "It's impossible to have Frodo without Sam, or Sam without Frodo. They're like two halves of one heart..." "If your hurts grieve you still and the memory of your burden is heavy, then you may pass into the West..."

09-01-2003, 06:04 PM	#2154
Silmiel of Imladris Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Looking into a crystal ball- still see nothing Posts: 395	One small bite will fill the stomach of a grown man he says...WELL I WISH HE WOULD HAVE SAID IT SOONER!!! __________________ Legolas 20 ales later: I feel something, a slight tingling in my fingers. I think it's affecting me. Figwit on his name: Are you suggesting that I have the wit of a fig?

09-02-2003, 09:44 AM	#2155
Lyta_Underhill Haunted Halfling Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: an uncounted length of steps--floating between air molecules Posts: 841	"What Galadriel did not tell Pippin was that eating too many lembas at one time will cause facial hair to grow, even on normally smooth faced hobbits. Pippin stoically endures his first 5 o'clock shadow and promises never to eat 4 at once again..." Cheers, Lyta __________________ “…she laid herself to rest upon Cerin Amroth; and there is her green grave, until the world is changed, and all the days of her life are utterly forgotten by men that come after, and elanor and niphredil bloom no more east of the Sea.”

09-02-2003, 06:16 PM	#2156
spirit_detective Pile O'Bones Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: In the arms of....WHO THE HECK ARE YOU?! Posts: 23	pippin's been the champion of the middle earth 'breath holding' contest for three years now. --^-----^ glomps naz's kawaii avatar it's ruwalk!!! (too bad i'm more of a rath fan myself ^.~) __________________ Beauty slept,and angels wept for her immortal soul. In this repose, all evil chose to claim her for their very own.