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Amarantha_Daisy · 08-05-2003, 02:21 PM

Aragorn: Note to self...download that font...

Meneltarmacil · 08-05-2003, 03:56 PM

Elennar Starfire · 08-05-2003, 06:21 PM

No no no! You're playing off-key again! It's an F-flat, not F-sharp!

I just had a weird mental picture of the orcs being a marching band, who need a lot of practice.

Amarantha_Daisy · 08-05-2003, 08:40 PM

Off screen Lion: "Sire, there's a stampede in the gorge! Simba's down there!"

Heh heh... huzzah for obscure Lion King refrences [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

arianrod · 08-05-2003, 09:04 PM

Aragorn: "I knew I should have stayed home today..."

Quote:

I just had a weird mental picture of the orcs being a marching band, who need a lot of practice.

LOL! When I go to marching band practice tomorrow, I'll think of that. Thanks for making the heat a little more bearable, Elennar. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

[ August 05, 2003: Message edited by: arianrod ]

Esgallhugwen · 08-05-2003, 09:49 PM

Aragorn "Clones of me! dear Eru no!, but wait those aren't clones there fan girls with masks of me!" He gasps in horror a fate worse then being slapped by Arwen. [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img]

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 08-06-2003, 01:50 AM

Aragorn: All those tanned people are returning from their holiday...And I so hoped that I could avoid the traffic jam!

Meela · 08-06-2003, 07:02 AM

'Aragorn supervises this year's Middle Earth Marathon'

Maikadurwen · 08-06-2003, 08:04 AM

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...in_moria_5.JPG

i really had to go [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Meela · 08-06-2003, 09:31 AM

Pippin: big... scary... orc... *squeals*

Elennar Starfire · 08-06-2003, 10:58 AM

I'll just close my eyes! If I can't see them, they can't see me.

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 08-06-2003, 12:42 PM

There's...something...really...nasty on my foot!

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 08-06-2003, 01:28 PM

Pippin murmurs in his sleep - "Mmmmm! Mushrooms!"

Esgallhugwen · 08-06-2003, 01:30 PM

Pippin 'god frodo put on some pants!'

boy i suck at this.. [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] but hey at least i try....

arianrod · 08-06-2003, 04:00 PM

Pippin: "Ninety-eight, ninety-nine, one hundred! Ok, guys, ready or not, here I come!"

legolas luver*1 · 08-07-2003, 11:53 AM

To picture with Legolas and Aragorn.
Aragorn looks at Legolas' hand.Thinks to himself :OH MY GOD HE'S GAY!!!!!!

Everdawn · 08-08-2003, 02:39 AM

Quote:

Off screen Lion: "Sire, there's a stampede in the gorge! Simba's down there!"
Heh heh... huzzah for obscure Lion King refrences

I love the Lion King!

Aragorn: (looking at the uruk-hai)
...holy...crap...

Uruk-Hai: Its ok Aragorn, we come in peace, its those wretched teletubbies! they have come to us! Run!

Tymezennith · 08-08-2003, 02:31 PM

HA CHOOO!!!
Crap! no hankies!
(look at message Icon)

Amarantha_Daisy · 08-08-2003, 10:16 PM

Pippin: Snakes...Why did it have to be snakes?

[img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] Heh heh... Go Indiana Jones! This could be in the mixed-up movies thread, but I put it here, since we've got the picture and all... [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img]

Finwe · 08-09-2003, 03:50 PM

Pippin: *I can't look, I can't look. Gimli's doing a rendition of The Silmarillion: A Musical. Too many high kicks.*

All Secret Diaries fans will get this one!

Meela · 08-09-2003, 03:53 PM

Gimli?? Legolas was bad enough, but Gimli... *shudders*

arianrod · 08-09-2003, 06:51 PM

Quote:

Pippin: Snakes...Why did it have to be snakes?

Indiana Jones ROCKS! Go Indy! ^_^

Quote:

Pippin: *I can't look, I can't look. Gimli's doing a rendition of The Silmarillion: A Musical. Too many high kicks.*

At least Boromir hasn't asked Pippin if he wanted to blow the Horn of Gondor yet. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

(btw, that's Grima. Scary. *shudders*)

Everdawn · 08-10-2003, 01:15 AM

(In a very Daria style tired voice)

Grima: Oh..my..gosh.. a big stick.. whaddya gonna do eh? poke me in the eye?

[ August 10, 2003: Message edited by: Everdawn ]

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 08-10-2003, 07:51 AM

Mommy, uncle Gandalf has a nice stick.Grima want's a nice stick.Why can't Grima ever have nice sticks?

Finwe · 08-10-2003, 11:21 AM

Grima: Can't...stop...staring. Eowyn in white bikini.

Pyroclastic · 08-10-2003, 09:38 PM

I don't believe it! Gandalf's my ex-wife's lawyer!

Amarantha_Daisy · 08-10-2003, 09:48 PM

Grima: Mustn't...get into...swan boat...

Silmiel of Imladris · 08-12-2003, 08:58 PM

Gandalf: Your eyes looked glazed grima.

Grima: I must kneel before thy throne and sacrifice to the porcline god.

Gandalf: My staff is not the porcline god!!!

Or:

Grima: If I was a Mr Potato head these would be my angry eyes!

Alatáriël Lossëhelin · 08-12-2003, 09:29 PM

Gandalf: Ok, now, repeat after me...I am not evil.

Gríma: *monotone* I am not evil.

Gandalf: I will stop shaving my eyebrows.

Gríma: *monotone*I will stop shaving my eyebrows.

Gandalf: I will wash my hair.

Gríma: *monotone* I will wash my hair.

Gandalf: I will stop stalking Éowyn.

Gríma: *monotone* I will stop stalking..*snaps out of trance* hey, what are you trying to do? This hypnosis was only supposed to help me stop smoking!

08-13-2003, 01:10 AM

If you bring me into this icy hurricane one more time, I will, I will oh forget it...mumble...mumble...

Meela · 08-13-2003, 07:08 AM

Saruman demonstrates his new vacuum cleaner to Grima.

Esgallhugwen · 08-14-2003, 08:49 PM

*A strong warm wind gusts up behind Grima*
someone in the background "Alright who let one off.. Grima was it you? did you eat Eowyn's home cooking again?" [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

arianrod · 08-17-2003, 11:07 AM

Grima: If ONE MORE person tells me that my hairpiece is on backwards, I'll really start to get angry!

Yavanna228 · 08-17-2003, 12:51 PM

'If those stupid PETA people think they can get me for wearing a fur coat by trying to suck it off with the Giant Suction Machine of Doom, they've got another thing coming!'
[img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
Peace

spirit_detective · 08-17-2003, 07:59 PM

Grima learns why Saruman put up those, "Do not climb around in the air vent." signs.

Arien_Tinuviel · 08-17-2003, 08:01 PM

Grima: Okay, who turned off the gravity?!

One Axe to Rule them All · 08-18-2003, 01:53 PM

Ha... Ha... Ha... Very funny.... Let's all turn up the Cold Air on Grima, he's not REALLY cold-blooded....
Ha... Ha... Ha...

**The Saucepan Man** · 08-18-2003, 07:50 PM

Grima: Don't make me angry ... You wouldn't like me when I'm angry!

Mariska Greenleaf · 08-19-2003, 04:25 AM

Grima: "I guess the face-lift didn't turn out the way it was supposed to..."

Cinderella · 08-19-2003, 08:05 PM

"Hurry Men! There's a sale at the Gap of Rohan!"

08-05-2003, 02:21 PM	#2081
Amarantha_Daisy Wight Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Bag End... On Frodo's laptop. Shhhh! Don't tell! Posts: 240	Aragorn: Note to self...download that font... __________________ "I did not see the Balrog until I saw the film! He was -- it was -- just a yellow tennis ball on top of a pole for me to shout at. I felt like screaming 'You shall not bounce!'" ~Sir Ian McKellen October 20, 2005 - 1st Annual Golden Ring Marathon! Spread the Word!

08-05-2003, 03:56 PM	#2082
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	__________________ I ♣ baby seals.

08-05-2003, 06:21 PM	#2083
Elennar Starfire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Nowhere...now here Posts: 952	No no no! You're playing off-key again! It's an F-flat, not F-sharp! I just had a weird mental picture of the orcs being a marching band, who need a lot of practice. __________________ Don't let me die!

08-05-2003, 08:40 PM	#2084
Amarantha_Daisy Wight Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Bag End... On Frodo's laptop. Shhhh! Don't tell! Posts: 240	Off screen Lion: "Sire, there's a stampede in the gorge! Simba's down there!" Heh heh... huzzah for obscure Lion King refrences [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ "I did not see the Balrog until I saw the film! He was -- it was -- just a yellow tennis ball on top of a pole for me to shout at. I felt like screaming 'You shall not bounce!'" ~Sir Ian McKellen October 20, 2005 - 1st Annual Golden Ring Marathon! Spread the Word!

08-05-2003, 09:49 PM	#2086
Esgallhugwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow Posts: 526	Aragorn "Clones of me! dear Eru no!, but wait those aren't clones there fan girls with masks of me!" He gasps in horror a fate worse then being slapped by Arwen. [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img] __________________ "...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane"

08-06-2003, 01:50 AM	#2087
dancing spawn of ungoliant Mischievous Candle Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam. Posts: 1,234	Aragorn: All those tanned people are returning from their holiday...And I so hoped that I could avoid the traffic jam! __________________ Fenris Wolf

08-06-2003, 07:02 AM	#2088
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	'Aragorn supervises this year's Middle Earth Marathon' __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

08-06-2003, 08:04 AM	#2089
Maikadurwen Wight Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Beyound the mountains Posts: 115	http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...in_moria_5.JPG i really had to go [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ Fantastic!

08-06-2003, 09:31 AM	#2090
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Pippin: big... scary... orc... squeals __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

08-06-2003, 10:58 AM	#2091
Elennar Starfire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Nowhere...now here Posts: 952	I'll just close my eyes! If I can't see them, they can't see me. __________________ Don't let me die!

08-06-2003, 12:42 PM	#2092
dancing spawn of ungoliant Mischievous Candle Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam. Posts: 1,234	There's...something...really...nasty on my foot! __________________ Fenris Wolf

08-06-2003, 01:28 PM	#2093
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Pippin murmurs in his sleep - "Mmmmm! Mushrooms!" __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

08-06-2003, 01:30 PM	#2094
Esgallhugwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow Posts: 526	Pippin 'god frodo put on some pants!' boy i suck at this.. [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] but hey at least i try.... __________________ "...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane"

08-06-2003, 04:00 PM	#2095
arianrod Wight Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Wandering Hobbiton, smiling at the hobbits & trying to sell them vacuum cleaners Posts: 215	Pippin: "Ninety-eight, ninety-nine, one hundred! Ok, guys, ready or not, here I come!" __________________ Eenie, meanie, Samwise Gamgee, Staring after pretty Rosie, If she calls, watch him blush, then turn and leave in a rush. You want to join the Citadel... You know you do... Do the Wave for Boromir the Disco King!

08-07-2003, 11:53 AM	#2096
legolas luver*1 Animated Skeleton Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Underneath Legolas's bed, poking the mattress, while he's on it. Posts: 36	To picture with Legolas and Aragorn. Aragorn looks at Legolas' hand.Thinks to himself :OH MY GOD HE'S GAY!!!!!! __________________ O show me the way to go home! I'm tired & I wanna go to bed. I had a little drink about an hour ago & it's gotten right to my head. Wherever I may roam: by land, or sea, or foam, you can find me hear just singin' this song! Show me the way to go home!

08-08-2003, 02:31 PM	#2098
Tymezennith Pile O'Bones Join Date: May 2003 Location: surfing a soundwave on a subatomic board Posts: 14	HA CHOOO!!! Crap! no hankies! (look at message Icon) __________________ When humor goes, there goes civilization. ErmaBombeck

08-08-2003, 10:16 PM	#2099
Amarantha_Daisy Wight Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Bag End... On Frodo's laptop. Shhhh! Don't tell! Posts: 240	Pippin: Snakes...Why did it have to be snakes? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] Heh heh... Go Indiana Jones! This could be in the mixed-up movies thread, but I put it here, since we've got the picture and all... [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img] __________________ "I did not see the Balrog until I saw the film! He was -- it was -- just a yellow tennis ball on top of a pole for me to shout at. I felt like screaming 'You shall not bounce!'" ~Sir Ian McKellen October 20, 2005 - 1st Annual Golden Ring Marathon! Spread the Word!

08-09-2003, 03:50 PM	#2100
Finwe Deathless Sun Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Royal Suite in the Halls of Mandos Posts: 2,609	Pippin: I can't look, I can't look. Gimli's doing a rendition of The Silmarillion: A Musical. Too many high kicks. All Secret Diaries fans will get this one! __________________ But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.

08-09-2003, 03:53 PM	#2101
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Gimli?? Legolas was bad enough, but Gimli... shudders __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

08-10-2003, 01:15 AM	#2103
Everdawn Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: On the sand dunes outside of Ilium, watching it burn. Posts: 1,291	(In a very Daria style tired voice) Grima: Oh..my..gosh.. a big stick.. whaddya gonna do eh? poke me in the eye? [ August 10, 2003: Message edited by: Everdawn ] __________________ "Athena, stepping up behind him, visible to no one but Achillies, gripped his red-gold hair. Startled he made a half turn, and he knew her upon the instant for Athena." ~The Iliad~ ~My lord, Éomer~

08-10-2003, 07:51 AM	#2104
dancing spawn of ungoliant Mischievous Candle Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam. Posts: 1,234	Mommy, uncle Gandalf has a nice stick.Grima want's a nice stick.Why can't Grima ever have nice sticks? __________________ Fenris Wolf

08-10-2003, 11:21 AM	#2105
Finwe Deathless Sun Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Royal Suite in the Halls of Mandos Posts: 2,609	Grima: Can't...stop...staring. Eowyn in white bikini. __________________ But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.

08-10-2003, 09:38 PM	#2106
Pyroclastic Haunting Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mordor University, Wisconsin Campus Posts: 83	I don't believe it! Gandalf's my ex-wife's lawyer! __________________ If You Can't Beat 'Em, Cheat 'Em!

08-10-2003, 09:48 PM	#2107
Amarantha_Daisy Wight Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Bag End... On Frodo's laptop. Shhhh! Don't tell! Posts: 240	Grima: Mustn't...get into...swan boat... __________________ "I did not see the Balrog until I saw the film! He was -- it was -- just a yellow tennis ball on top of a pole for me to shout at. I felt like screaming 'You shall not bounce!'" ~Sir Ian McKellen October 20, 2005 - 1st Annual Golden Ring Marathon! Spread the Word!

08-12-2003, 08:58 PM	#2108
Silmiel of Imladris Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Looking into a crystal ball- still see nothing Posts: 395	Gandalf: Your eyes looked glazed grima. Grima: I must kneel before thy throne and sacrifice to the porcline god. Gandalf: My staff is not the porcline god!!! Or: Grima: If I was a Mr Potato head these would be my angry eyes! __________________ Legolas 20 ales later: I feel something, a slight tingling in my fingers. I think it's affecting me. Figwit on his name: Are you suggesting that I have the wit of a fig?

08-12-2003, 09:29 PM	#2109
Alatáriël Lossëhelin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Road to Rivendell: 2491 miles from Hobbiton, with Frodo and Sam, homeward bound Posts: 365	Gandalf: Ok, now, repeat after me...I am not evil. Gríma: monotone I am not evil. Gandalf: I will stop shaving my eyebrows. Gríma: monotoneI will stop shaving my eyebrows. Gandalf: I will wash my hair. Gríma: monotone I will wash my hair. Gandalf: I will stop stalking Éowyn. Gríma: monotone I will stop stalking..snaps out of trance hey, what are you trying to do? This hypnosis was only supposed to help me stop smoking! __________________ "It's impossible to have Frodo without Sam, or Sam without Frodo. They're like two halves of one heart..." "If your hurts grieve you still and the memory of your burden is heavy, then you may pass into the West..."

08-13-2003, 01:10 AM	#2110
Haunter Guest Posts: n/a	If you bring me into this icy hurricane one more time, I will, I will oh forget it...mumble...mumble...

08-13-2003, 07:08 AM	#2111
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Saruman demonstrates his new vacuum cleaner to Grima. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

08-14-2003, 08:49 PM	#2112
Esgallhugwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow Posts: 526	A strong warm wind gusts up behind Grima someone in the background "Alright who let one off.. Grima was it you? did you eat Eowyn's home cooking again?" [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] __________________ "...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane"

08-17-2003, 11:07 AM	#2113
arianrod Wight Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Wandering Hobbiton, smiling at the hobbits & trying to sell them vacuum cleaners Posts: 215	Grima: If ONE MORE person tells me that my hairpiece is on backwards, I'll really start to get angry! __________________ Eenie, meanie, Samwise Gamgee, Staring after pretty Rosie, If she calls, watch him blush, then turn and leave in a rush. You want to join the Citadel... You know you do... Do the Wave for Boromir the Disco King!

08-17-2003, 12:51 PM	#2114
Yavanna228 Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2003 Location: on the wings of the morning Posts: 394	'If those stupid PETA people think they can get me for wearing a fur coat by trying to suck it off with the Giant Suction Machine of Doom, they've got another thing coming!' [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] Peace __________________ 'Dulaman na Binne Bui, Dulaman Gaelach/ Dulaman na farraige, 's e b'fhearr a bhi in Eirinn!'

08-17-2003, 07:59 PM	#2115
spirit_detective Pile O'Bones Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: In the arms of....WHO THE HECK ARE YOU?! Posts: 23	Grima learns why Saruman put up those, "Do not climb around in the air vent." signs. __________________ Beauty slept,and angels wept for her immortal soul. In this repose, all evil chose to claim her for their very own.

08-17-2003, 08:01 PM	#2116
Arien_Tinuviel Pile O'Bones Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Hacking a palantir internet connection Posts: 20	Grima: Okay, who turned off the gravity?! __________________ Friendly littly 2 1/2 calorie tic-tac makes you breath fresh!...I resent that tic-tac woman.

08-18-2003, 01:53 PM	#2117
One Axe to Rule them All Wight Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: The Citadel Posts: 212	Ha... Ha... Ha... Very funny.... Let's all turn up the Cold Air on Grima, he's not REALLY cold-blooded.... Ha... Ha... Ha... __________________ Why are you reading this? Go outside, be happy, get some sunlight! You're so pasty and thin! You horrify me, GO! Get some light before they take you too! It's too late for me but SAVE YOURSELF! For more LOTR fun, Join The Citadel!

08-18-2003, 07:50 PM	#2118
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Grima: Don't make me angry ... You wouldn't like me when I'm angry! __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!