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Silmiel of Imladris · 07-18-2003, 10:26 AM

You would have had to see Pirates of the Caribean to get this.

Theoden: Arrh... I should have never of taken one of those coins from that chest. There chocolate Saruman says...right...arrh.

Helkahothion · 07-18-2003, 01:51 PM

Theodon: Listen up Jehova witness, I don't know how you got in, but I want you out.

Gandalf: Now, now, let's not be hasty.

Airehiriel · 07-19-2003, 07:04 AM

Theoden: Now, Gandalf, it had better work this time. My butt is getting sore, and I have to take my medication.

Gandalf: Don't worry, if I can get this spell to work right, you won't need your medication?

Theoden: But, weren't you the one who couldn't figure out how to open the doors at Moria? *thinks to self* Uh-oh, I'm going to be here a loooong time.

Meneltarmacil · 07-20-2003, 08:02 PM

Meela · 07-20-2003, 08:06 PM

"Yoo hoo! Just passing by, thought I'd pop in and steal the odd bit of jewellery... and I'll have a cuppa while I'm here. Milk, two sugars."

Helkahothion · 07-21-2003, 06:06 AM

Gollum: Hello hobbitses!

*waves cheerly*

Sorry, that was my first impression.

TheBladeThatWasBroken · 07-21-2003, 12:06 PM

Gollum:: Can you hear me now?

Hobbits:: *snores*

Gollum:: Good.

Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 07-21-2003, 12:45 PM

High fives, hobbitses!

Oddwen · 07-21-2003, 02:23 PM

Hellooooo-oooo? Oh, come now silly hobbitsses! I didn't hit you that hard, no precious! Gollum!

Feared Half-Elf · 07-22-2003, 01:47 PM

I want your hairsis, its so curly and warmsis, not like this old ragsssss...

Elennar Starfire · 07-23-2003, 01:09 PM

Stupid fat hobbitses, rolling off the bed and taking the blanketses...

Esgallhugwen · 07-24-2003, 12:45 PM

Gollum- pinching his fingers 'i'm squishing your head hobbitses!'

I don't know you have to imagine him with this sort of accent, i think it's from kids in the hall. [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

Everdawn · 07-25-2003, 05:18 AM

I just thought of a good one for Theoden.

Theoden: Kids, when i was young, I smoked weed and drank, and took other drugs, and this is how i turned out like. I am acctually 24 years old... Drugs are bad.

Mariska Greenleaf · 07-25-2003, 06:53 AM

Jusssst lay still massster, there's a fly on your head, almosssst got him...

Aredhel Idril Telcontar · 07-25-2003, 07:54 AM

Gollum: Hello!! Can you see me? *waves* No? Ok. *mutters* Stupid hobbitsesss, sleeping even when someone tries to strangle you... Yessss...precioussss...

[img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Don't shoot me [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

-Aredhel

Lady Iverin · 07-25-2003, 04:44 PM

Gollum: Boo!!! (hobbits don't move) I said "boo!" (gollum's getting agitated) When I say "boo", you're supposed to jump up and scream!!! (hobbits continue snoring) Hello?

Meneltarmacil · 07-25-2003, 05:42 PM

Quote:

Kids, when i was young, I smoked weed and drank, and took other drugs, and this is how i turned out like. I am acctually 24 years old... Drugs are bad.

*dies laughing* [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Silmiel of Imladris · 07-25-2003, 09:50 PM

I think it is time we had a new picture. Sorry about the dinky size but this was too funny to pass up.

Legolas: Boromir! Aragorn! Give me back my hair gel!

Everdawn · 07-26-2003, 04:16 AM

Boromir: Ye gods! the armie of teletubbies has followed us here also!

Aragorn: Let me outta here! Arwen, where is Arwen, i want my Arwen, she can ride me away from those evil beings!

Meela · 07-26-2003, 05:19 AM

Boromir: B- ba- bathwater...

Aragorn: Quick! Before it gets away!

From sidelines...

Gandalf: Goody! Bathwater!

Legolas: Shove it! This is mine.

Gandalf: But I haven't had a bath since the Second Age...

Legolas: Yeah? Well I haven't washed since yesterday. Look at the state of my hair!!

Elennar Starfire · 07-26-2003, 12:21 PM

Notice the little words in the corner? Here's what they say:

Quote:

Aragorn took one whiff of Boromir and ran off screaming bloody murder.
(Boromir's clueless)

Just in case you didn't know.

Feared Half-Elf · 07-26-2003, 12:34 PM

Boromir: What the...
Aragorn: Run! It's Gimli in only a bathtowel!
*From sidelines*
Legolas: Bathtowel? I need to wash my hair! Gimli! Cover yourself up! No, I don't want the bathtowel. What are you doing? No don't give me the towel, put it back around your waist so that I can uncover my eyes again.
Gimli: I'm sure you want the towel really...

Oddwen · 07-26-2003, 02:48 PM

Borrums: Look at that huge raincloud! We shall all be drenched!
Aragorn: Quick everybody! Duck under my umbrella of hair! The great amount of grease will wick away any amount of water Caradhras sends us!
The rest: Our hero!

[img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Alatáriël Lossëhelin · 07-28-2003, 10:38 PM

Aragorn: Scotty!! I need more power from the warp engines!

Boromir: I'm sorry, Captain. That's all she has. If I try to push her any more, she'll blow.

[ July 29, 2003: Message edited by: Alatáriël ]

Helkahothion · 07-30-2003, 05:00 AM

Borrums: Ooooh, my hair feels so soft.
*from the side*Pippin: Well that's because you used legolas' hair conditioner.
Aragorn: Shut up fool of a Took.

Elennar Starfire · 07-31-2003, 02:03 PM

Arwen: Alas, my secret has been discovered, I am really a ringwraith.

hmmm that was wierd. I am having random thoughts.

Meela · 07-31-2003, 02:06 PM

"Next time, dad, get me the new dress when I say I want the new dress! Grandma Galadriel has promised me three new dresses if I go live with her."

Yavanna228 · 07-31-2003, 02:48 PM

Arwen: *sniff sniff* Don't you feel sorry for poor wittle me? They never give me the pretty things, never give me the rings. Not even that one that hobbit found...I get no thanks for all I do, riding and saving that ungrateful little...'
Glorfindel in the background: 'That was my part, you silly she-elf! You get what you deserve!'

Ok, that wasn't as good as it was in my head... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
Peace

LadyElbereth · 08-02-2003, 12:09 PM

lol, these are great! I haven't been to the BD for so long, I totally forgot about this! lol, I'm gonna have to think of some. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Everdawn · 08-03-2003, 01:05 AM

Arwen, filled with contempt at her father for him sending her away.

Arwen: Oh yes father, you may have won the battle, but you have not won the war. I shall bide my time... oh yes, i will father.. Ill get you my pretty! and your little hobbits too!"

Daisy Brambleburr · 08-03-2003, 11:49 AM

I'll be back...

Oddwen · 08-03-2003, 07:29 PM

Dad, don't try to talk me out of it! I told you if you gave that darn "Have you ever just looked at it..." speech again I'd move in with Granny!

Mathom Collector · 08-03-2003, 08:21 PM

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Even Elves have bad hair days...

_

Rose Cotton · 08-05-2003, 10:23 AM

Elennar Starfire · 08-05-2003, 10:43 AM

Legolas attempts the vulcan nerve pinch.

Aragorn: ummm...Legolas? This isn't Star Trek.

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 08-05-2003, 11:47 AM

"Don't push me, elf! I'm having a balance keeping contest with Gimli now."

Mariska Greenleaf · 08-05-2003, 11:50 AM

Aragorn: "Ah yes, just a little lower, yes, right there!"

Firondoiel · 08-05-2003, 01:13 PM

Aragorn: Wha...? Pink fingernail polish????

Meela · 08-05-2003, 01:33 PM

Legolas: Hmm... should I stab him or strangle him?

Aragorn - Legolas's first (albeit unwilling) customer at his new hairdressing salon.

Yavanna228 · 08-05-2003, 01:52 PM

Aragorn: Ew, when did you last wash your hands?
Legolas: Since when did you care?

Peace

07-18-2003, 10:26 AM	#2041
Silmiel of Imladris Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Looking into a crystal ball- still see nothing Posts: 395	You would have had to see Pirates of the Caribean to get this. Theoden: Arrh... I should have never of taken one of those coins from that chest. There chocolate Saruman says...right...arrh. __________________ Legolas 20 ales later: I feel something, a slight tingling in my fingers. I think it's affecting me. Figwit on his name: Are you suggesting that I have the wit of a fig?

07-19-2003, 07:04 AM	#2043
Airehiriel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 470	Theoden: Now, Gandalf, it had better work this time. My butt is getting sore, and I have to take my medication. Gandalf: Don't worry, if I can get this spell to work right, you won't need your medication? Theoden: But, weren't you the one who couldn't figure out how to open the doors at Moria? thinks to self Uh-oh, I'm going to be here a loooong time. __________________ Can you fathom the mysteries of God? Can you discover the limits of the Almighty? Job 11:7

07-20-2003, 08:02 PM	#2044
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	__________________ I ♣ baby seals.

07-20-2003, 08:06 PM	#2045
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	"Yoo hoo! Just passing by, thought I'd pop in and steal the odd bit of jewellery... and I'll have a cuppa while I'm here. Milk, two sugars." __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

07-21-2003, 12:06 PM	#2047
TheBladeThatWasBroken Animated Skeleton Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hopefully Middle-Earth Posts: 48	Gollum:: Can you hear me now? Hobbits:: snores Gollum:: Good. __________________ Here I set it, but I command you not to touch it, nor to permit any other to lay hand on it. In this elvish sheath dwells the Blade that was Broken and has been made again. Telchar first wrought it in the deeps of time. Death shall come to any man that draws Elendil's sword save Elendil's heir.

07-18-2003, 01:51 PM	#2042
Helkahothion Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The inside of Legolas' lungs Posts: 1,005	Theodon: Listen up Jehova witness, I don't know how you got in, but I want you out. Gandalf: Now, now, let's not be hasty.

07-21-2003, 06:06 AM	#2046
Helkahothion Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The inside of Legolas' lungs Posts: 1,005	Gollum: Hello hobbitses! waves cheerly Sorry, that was my first impression.

07-21-2003, 12:45 PM	#2048
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,197	High fives, hobbitses! __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."

07-21-2003, 02:23 PM	#2049
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Hellooooo-oooo? Oh, come now silly hobbitsses! I didn't hit you that hard, no precious! Gollum! __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

07-22-2003, 01:47 PM	#2050
Feared Half-Elf Wight Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Up a tree. Posts: 213	I want your hairsis, its so curly and warmsis, not like this old ragsssss... __________________ "You will find the Holy Grail in Castle Aaaaaaahhhhhh leans sideways" Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

07-23-2003, 01:09 PM	#2051
Elennar Starfire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Nowhere...now here Posts: 952	Stupid fat hobbitses, rolling off the bed and taking the blanketses... __________________ Don't let me die!

07-24-2003, 12:45 PM	#2052
Esgallhugwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow Posts: 526	Gollum- pinching his fingers 'i'm squishing your head hobbitses!' I don't know you have to imagine him with this sort of accent, i think it's from kids in the hall. [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] __________________ "...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane"

07-25-2003, 05:18 AM	#2053
Everdawn Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: On the sand dunes outside of Ilium, watching it burn. Posts: 1,291	I just thought of a good one for Theoden. Theoden: Kids, when i was young, I smoked weed and drank, and took other drugs, and this is how i turned out like. I am acctually 24 years old... Drugs are bad. __________________ "Athena, stepping up behind him, visible to no one but Achillies, gripped his red-gold hair. Startled he made a half turn, and he knew her upon the instant for Athena." ~The Iliad~ ~My lord, Éomer~

07-25-2003, 06:53 AM	#2054
Mariska Greenleaf Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Dublin Posts: 1,036	Jusssst lay still massster, there's a fly on your head, almosssst got him... __________________ I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.- Confucius.

07-25-2003, 07:54 AM	#2055
Aredhel Idril Telcontar Wight Join Date: May 2003 Location: Hanging on a sheer cliff with Maedhros Posts: 113	Gollum: Hello!! Can you see me? waves No? Ok. mutters Stupid hobbitsesss, sleeping even when someone tries to strangle you... Yessss...precioussss... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Don't shoot me [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] -Aredhel __________________ "I am your sister and not your servant, and beyond your bounds I will go as seems good to me." Tai uzdaryk mane Tevyne savyje/kaip giesme gerkleje mirtis uzdaro/ ir kaip uzdaro vakara naktis/ o Tu man atsakai: as Tavo laisve

07-25-2003, 04:44 PM	#2056
Lady Iverin Haunting Spirit Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: far, far away Posts: 79	Gollum: Boo!!! (hobbits don't move) I said "boo!" (gollum's getting agitated) When I say "boo", you're supposed to jump up and scream!!! (hobbits continue snoring) Hello? __________________ ~O Elbereth! Gilthoniel! We still remember, we who dwell in this far land beneath the trees, Thy starlight on the Western seas.~

07-25-2003, 09:50 PM	#2058
Silmiel of Imladris Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Looking into a crystal ball- still see nothing Posts: 395	I think it is time we had a new picture. Sorry about the dinky size but this was too funny to pass up. Legolas: Boromir! Aragorn! Give me back my hair gel! __________________ Legolas 20 ales later: I feel something, a slight tingling in my fingers. I think it's affecting me. Figwit on his name: Are you suggesting that I have the wit of a fig?

07-26-2003, 04:16 AM	#2059
Everdawn Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: On the sand dunes outside of Ilium, watching it burn. Posts: 1,291	Boromir: Ye gods! the armie of teletubbies has followed us here also! Aragorn: Let me outta here! Arwen, where is Arwen, i want my Arwen, she can ride me away from those evil beings! __________________ "Athena, stepping up behind him, visible to no one but Achillies, gripped his red-gold hair. Startled he made a half turn, and he knew her upon the instant for Athena." ~The Iliad~ ~My lord, Éomer~

07-26-2003, 05:19 AM	#2060
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Boromir: B- ba- bathwater... Aragorn: Quick! Before it gets away! From sidelines... Gandalf: Goody! Bathwater! Legolas: Shove it! This is mine. Gandalf: But I haven't had a bath since the Second Age... Legolas: Yeah? Well I haven't washed since yesterday. Look at the state of my hair!! __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

07-26-2003, 12:34 PM	#2062
Feared Half-Elf Wight Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Up a tree. Posts: 213	Boromir: What the... Aragorn: Run! It's Gimli in only a bathtowel! From sidelines Legolas: Bathtowel? I need to wash my hair! Gimli! Cover yourself up! No, I don't want the bathtowel. What are you doing? No don't give me the towel, put it back around your waist so that I can uncover my eyes again. Gimli: I'm sure you want the towel really... __________________ "You will find the Holy Grail in Castle Aaaaaaahhhhhh leans sideways" Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

07-26-2003, 02:48 PM	#2063
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Borrums: Look at that huge raincloud! We shall all be drenched! Aragorn: Quick everybody! Duck under my umbrella of hair! The great amount of grease will wick away any amount of water Caradhras sends us! The rest: Our hero! [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

07-28-2003, 10:38 PM	#2064
Alatáriël Lossëhelin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Road to Rivendell: 2491 miles from Hobbiton, with Frodo and Sam, homeward bound Posts: 365	Aragorn: Scotty!! I need more power from the warp engines! Boromir: I'm sorry, Captain. That's all she has. If I try to push her any more, she'll blow. [ July 29, 2003: Message edited by: Alatáriël ] __________________ "It's impossible to have Frodo without Sam, or Sam without Frodo. They're like two halves of one heart..." "If your hurts grieve you still and the memory of your burden is heavy, then you may pass into the West..."

07-30-2003, 05:00 AM	#2065
Helkahothion Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The inside of Legolas' lungs Posts: 1,005	Borrums: Ooooh, my hair feels so soft. from the sidePippin: Well that's because you used legolas' hair conditioner. Aragorn: Shut up fool of a Took.

07-31-2003, 02:03 PM	#2066
Elennar Starfire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Nowhere...now here Posts: 952	Arwen: Alas, my secret has been discovered, I am really a ringwraith. hmmm that was wierd. I am having random thoughts. __________________ Don't let me die!

07-31-2003, 02:06 PM	#2067
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	"Next time, dad, get me the new dress when I say I want the new dress! Grandma Galadriel has promised me three new dresses if I go live with her." __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

07-31-2003, 02:48 PM	#2068
Yavanna228 Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2003 Location: on the wings of the morning Posts: 394	Arwen: sniff sniff Don't you feel sorry for poor wittle me? They never give me the pretty things, never give me the rings. Not even that one that hobbit found...I get no thanks for all I do, riding and saving that ungrateful little...' Glorfindel in the background: 'That was my part, you silly she-elf! You get what you deserve!' Ok, that wasn't as good as it was in my head... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] Peace __________________ 'Dulaman na Binne Bui, Dulaman Gaelach/ Dulaman na farraige, 's e b'fhearr a bhi in Eirinn!'

08-02-2003, 12:09 PM	#2069
LadyElbereth Wight Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Taniquetil Posts: 183	lol, these are great! I haven't been to the BD for so long, I totally forgot about this! lol, I'm gonna have to think of some. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ If I could be anything, I'd be your tear, so I could be born in your eye, live down your cheek, and die on your lips.

08-03-2003, 01:05 AM	#2070
Everdawn Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: On the sand dunes outside of Ilium, watching it burn. Posts: 1,291	Arwen, filled with contempt at her father for him sending her away. Arwen: Oh yes father, you may have won the battle, but you have not won the war. I shall bide my time... oh yes, i will father.. Ill get you my pretty! and your little hobbits too!" __________________ "Athena, stepping up behind him, visible to no one but Achillies, gripped his red-gold hair. Startled he made a half turn, and he knew her upon the instant for Athena." ~The Iliad~ ~My lord, Éomer~

08-03-2003, 11:49 AM	#2071
Daisy Brambleburr Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 334	I'll be back... __________________ 'What news from the South, O sighing wind, do you bring to me at eve? Where now is Boromir the Fair? He tarries and I grieve.'

08-03-2003, 07:29 PM	#2072
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Dad, don't try to talk me out of it! I told you if you gave that darn "Have you ever just looked at it..." speech again I'd move in with Granny! __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

08-03-2003, 08:21 PM	#2073
Mathom Collector Pile O'Bones Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 13	- Even Elves have bad hair days... _

08-05-2003, 10:23 AM	#2074
Rose Cotton Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: A place worse then Mordor........School! Posts: 1,075	__________________ "There's nothing you can do, Harry... nothing... he's gone."-Remus Lupin "The closer we are to danger, the further we are from harm."-Pippin (now how can you argue with that logic?)

08-05-2003, 10:43 AM	#2075
Elennar Starfire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Nowhere...now here Posts: 952	Legolas attempts the vulcan nerve pinch. Aragorn: ummm...Legolas? This isn't Star Trek. __________________ Don't let me die!

08-05-2003, 11:47 AM	#2076
dancing spawn of ungoliant Mischievous Candle Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam. Posts: 1,234	"Don't push me, elf! I'm having a balance keeping contest with Gimli now." __________________ Fenris Wolf

08-05-2003, 11:50 AM	#2077
Mariska Greenleaf Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Dublin Posts: 1,036	Aragorn: "Ah yes, just a little lower, yes, right there!" __________________ I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.- Confucius.