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Denethor's True Love
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... *swoon*
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*cheering in the background*
"And the gold medal for the 1000 metre hurdle goes to..." Or more realistically... "And the award for best efforts aside from finishing 2 days after the other contestants goes to..."
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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*singing*
we only wish to catch a fish so juicy sweeeet! PJ: cut!! wrong character!
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#2003 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Hold on...let me consult this broken compass...
Posts: 279
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Legolas: Urrr... Finally got my underwear off my head. Who knew Gimli could give such a wedgie? Now I have only to get them out of my-
Aragorn & Gimli: HAAAA HAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! *die laughing* [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] (for that Legolas' hands behind his head one) [ July 07, 2003: Message edited by: Lily Bombadil ]
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#2004 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Hold on...let me consult this broken compass...
Posts: 279
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Sam: Hey! That Helkahothion guy just called me fat! BODY SLAAAAAM!!!!!!
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"YOU!" "Indeed." |
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#2005 |
Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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Mr. Frodo! Look what Gollum taught me to do! Pirouette!
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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#2006 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR
Posts: 1,197
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Cadillac, black-jack, git down, Boot Scoot BoogEEEEEEEEE!
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"There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits." |
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#2007 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
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If I may... Click on the link because the pic is too big to post. Clicky Here
Celeborn: Elrond! What happened to your hair?!! Elrond: Arwen and I had a little talk...Arwen got ticked...Arwen put Aragorn's hair grease in my shampoo bottle... Or: I came up with this one from a joke I heard. Elrond: Celeborn is that you? Celeborn: No, I am Celeborn possessed by Sauron. Now give me Vilya!! Elrond: Well I am the ghost of Chirstmas past, you touch my ring I kick your a$$.
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Legolas 20 ales later: I feel something, a slight tingling in my fingers. I think it's affecting me. Figwit on his name: Are you suggesting that I have the wit of a fig? |
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#2008 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Hold on...let me consult this broken compass...
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Celeborn: Tell me how is it that you, an elf of no extraordinary value can measure 6'3" while I, the King of Lorien, measure only 5'9"?
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"YOU!" "Indeed." |
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#2009 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Celeborn: Too much chili... *groan*
Elrond: Er... excuse me? Swan song, ~Menelien
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"Glue... very powerful stuff." |
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Hold on...let me consult this broken compass...
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Elrond: Celeborn, the U.P.S. just arrived with your custom made platform shoes.
Celeborn: Good. Then it's all going perfectly to plan. With these shoes, I will be able to RULE THE WORLD!! Mwoo hoo, ha, ha! Mwoo hoo, ha, ha! Mwoo hoo, ha, HAAAA!!!! *lighting flashes & thunder claps*
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"YOU!" "Indeed." |
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#2011 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: On the sand dunes outside of Ilium, watching it burn.
Posts: 1,291
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Celeborn: Uh, there has been a problem. Galadriel found out about our "tirp away" and has cut me off from the palace. She is very very angry.
Elrond: she ahs even cut you off from- Clelborn: uhum, yes... even the Herbal Essence cupboard. Elrond: oh my dear Eru! Celeborn: *tears now on his face** I know, and its not as if i even did anything that wrong!!!
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"Athena, stepping up behind him, visible to no one but Achillies, gripped his red-gold hair. Startled he made a half turn, and he knew her upon the instant for Athena." ~The Iliad~ ~My lord, Éomer~
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#2012 |
Denethor's True Love
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... *swoon*
Posts: 2,049
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Elrond: So like, this elf, dwarf, and wizard walk into a bar... he he...
Celeborn: *yawn*
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
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#2013 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Arwen: (yes I know its elrond, but just pretend)AAAAHHH!! not you too! I thought daddy was the only one who tried on my dresses!
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#2014 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR
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Celeborn: Uh, Elrond...your face is blue...
Elrond: Estel switched my soap with prank soap. Shut up.
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"There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits." |
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#2015 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid
Posts: 2,254
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#2016 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Road to Rivendell: 2491 miles from Hobbiton, with Frodo and Sam, homeward bound
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This antenna is worthless...I'm sick of this eyeball channel! I want HBO!
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"It's impossible to have Frodo without Sam, or Sam without Frodo. They're like two halves of one heart..." "If your hurts grieve you still and the memory of your burden is heavy, then you may pass into the West..." |
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#2017 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: May 2003
Location: on the wings of the morning
Posts: 394
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Saruman:'Show me what Arwen is doing at this very moment...'
Sauron: 'Man, you really need to trim your nails. I bet Isildur's heir could do some wonders for your fingers...' [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] Peace
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'Dulaman na Binne Bui, Dulaman Gaelach/ Dulaman na farraige, 's e b'fhearr a bhi in Eirinn!' |
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#2018 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
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Sauron: Scratch a little to the left. Ahhhh... right there.
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Legolas 20 ales later: I feel something, a slight tingling in my fingers. I think it's affecting me. Figwit on his name: Are you suggesting that I have the wit of a fig? |
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#2019 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid
Posts: 2,254
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I know I'm the one who found the picture in the first place, but I just thought of a caption for it.
Hmmm, good thing Wormtongue told me where Eowyn takes her showers. THIS could get interesting... *grins*
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#2020 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: On the sand dunes outside of Ilium, watching it burn.
Posts: 1,291
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Heart attack! someone call a doctor!
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"Athena, stepping up behind him, visible to no one but Achillies, gripped his red-gold hair. Startled he made a half turn, and he knew her upon the instant for Athena." ~The Iliad~ ~My lord, Éomer~
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#2021 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Saruman is blessing one of the seeing stones with his evil poking fingernails of doom.
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#2022 |
Mischievous Candle
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Saruman: mirror, mirror on the wall...err, i mean ball, ball in the hall who has the longest nails of all?
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#2023 |
Wight
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Rivendell
Posts: 206
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Sauruman manages to break through Saurons block to gain access to the
www hotrohirrimbabes com on his palantir. Dont ask [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] [ July 14, 2003: Message edited by: Arwen_Evenstar ]
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#2024 |
Denethor's True Love
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... *swoon*
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Saruman: gee, this new computer sure is something!
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#2025 |
Mischievous Candle
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#2026 |
Denethor's True Love
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... *swoon*
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Gandalf: Gerrof my nose, you dumb animal!
Gandalf: *mwah, mwah* Thursday, we'll do lunch, darling!
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
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#2027 |
Deathless Sun
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Gandalf: Renech i lu i erui govannem?
Shadowfax: Nauthannem i ned ol reniannen. Gandalf: Gwennin in enninath... Ú-'arnech in naeth i si celich. Renich i beth i pennen? Shadowfax: You said you'd bind yourself to me, forsaking the immortal life of your people. Gandalf: And to that I hold. I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone. Don't ask me where I got that from, it just seemed funny at the time.
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But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark. |
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#2028 |
Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Jul 2003
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ewww, And i thought the Balrog had bad breath
Or: Suddenly, Gandalf The White realized he'd left his breathmints in Moria.
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Ash Nazg Durbatuluk Ash Nazg Gimbatul Ash Nazg Thrakatuluk Arg Burzum-Ishi Krimpatul |
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#2029 |
Pile O'Bones
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 25
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Gandalf: Ack, Shadowfax, how many times have I told you that getting your lip pierced would come back to haunt you?! [img]smilies/mad.gif[/img]
Shadowfax: Well you know, your nose ring doesn't exactly improve the situation... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
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#2030 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Dec 2002
Posts: 470
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Shadowfax: Now, if you be a good wizard, I might give you a little kiss on your head! But if you are a bad wizard I will have to kick your teeth out.
(A little role reversal there.)
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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Just moments before this picture was taken, in a daring burst of speed Shadowfax took a lump of sugar from Gandalf's lips.
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#2032 |
Wight
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Hanging on a sheer cliff with Maedhros
Posts: 113
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Shadofax: A-a-a-a-a-achoo!!!!!
Gandalf: What happened? Shadofax: How many times do I have to tell you! Get a haircut! Or at least get rid of those dandruffs! [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] Seemed funny at the time [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] -Aredhel
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"I am your sister and not your servant, and beyond your bounds I will go as seems good to me." Tai uzdaryk mane Tevyne savyje/kaip giesme gerkleje mirtis uzdaro/ ir kaip uzdaro vakara naktis/ o Tu man atsakai: as Tavo laisve |
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#2033 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid
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#2034 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Dublin
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"Did you put on my favourite dress again?!?"
"I am sorry, Theoden king, let me explain..."
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#2035 |
Denethor's True Love
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... *swoon*
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"What d'ya mean, I need moisturiser..."
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
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Mischievous Candle
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YOU--STINKY--WIZARD!You stole my hair conditioner!Well, i can see it worked...your hair even changed colour.
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Corpus Cacophonous
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: A green and pleasant land
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Gandalf: Sir! Sir! The Blue Meanies are coming.
Theoden: Not here, young Gandalf, they wouldn’t dare.
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Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind! |
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Wight
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Theoden: Gandalf! If I've told you once I've told you a thousand times, never wear white after Labor Day!!!
Gandalf: But the latest Cosmo said white was the new black!
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These violent delights have violent ends... "Live fast, die young, and have a beautiful looking corpse." -J. Dean |
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: May 2003
Location: on the wings of the morning
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Theoden thinks: 'If I could just reach out and smash that little staff, then maybe that pompous windbag would keep his sturm and drang elsewhere. Must restrain self from clawing apart his perfect clothes, from ripping out his hair...aiieeee!'
Theoden finds himself glued to his throne. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] Peace
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: On the sand dunes outside of Ilium, watching it burn.
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Theoden: look, now you have seen me can you please drive me to the Clinic, as you can see it has been a long time since i had my last botox injection.
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"Athena, stepping up behind him, visible to no one but Achillies, gripped his red-gold hair. Startled he made a half turn, and he knew her upon the instant for Athena." ~The Iliad~ ~My lord, Éomer~
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