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The Elf-warrior · 10-04-2005, 10:36 PM

Unfortunately Mt. Zoom was only arrested years later.

THE Ka · 10-04-2005, 11:03 PM

Fortunately, charges of running down the suppositly cloaked un-cloaked were not as great in mordor as in else wheres, since everyone, even the orc-swimcloak models found it rather rude to do such a thing during the national Mt. Doom's Cloak-a-Thon where only the best in cloakery can be displayed in enough lava light.

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-05-2005, 01:13 AM

Unfortunately, Mount Zoom/Doom lost a wheel and everyone was thrown to one side and fell into the lava!

The 1,000 Reader · 10-05-2005, 01:45 AM

Fortunately, they were orcs so it wasn't a bad thing.

WaynetheGoblin · 10-05-2005, 05:48 AM

Unfortunatly after the orcs went in the lava. Mt. doom or zoom went of a cliff.

Eorl of Rohan · 10-05-2005, 05:52 AM

Fortunately Mount Zoom was of such dense materials that it landed unhurt at the bottom of the cliffs, bounced once or twice, and in the act of rolling over spilled out the orcs that were stuck in the mire of hardening lava.

Hiriel · 10-05-2005, 11:07 AM

Unfortunately, the orcs were not made of such strong stuff as the mountain, and were liquified into a gloopy black puddles.

The Perky Ent · 10-05-2005, 11:57 AM

Fortunatly, they perfered their puddle form, and adapted to their new lifestyle

Glirdan · 10-05-2005, 05:41 PM

Unfourtunately, the sun evaporated them.

Eorl of Rohan · 10-05-2005, 07:15 PM

Fortunately, they rose high above the clouds, and became the first of orc expeditions to the moon to be able to say, "A small step for us, a giant step for villianity", and was called into the future to do talk shows, on which they sparkled wittily.

The 1,000 Reader · 10-05-2005, 10:20 PM

Unfortunately, this caused everyone to forget about Gondor and the wide-spread virus that was going on there, thus cutting off all medical help.

THE Ka · 10-05-2005, 10:32 PM

Fortunately, the virus belonged to a family of rather sneeky but, weak bacterium that split themselves in two at the sight of the might mold warrior - Penicillium Man! With his taste for runny noses, gregarious wounds and the ever satisfying bacterial hide out bust, he lead the people into a new light of excellent hygene and became the warden of The Houses of Healing...

~ Storybook Ka

The 1,000 Reader · 10-06-2005, 12:28 AM

Unfortunately, the above was just a fever-induced dream a man of Gondor was having at the moment.

Eorl of Rohan · 10-06-2005, 04:03 AM

Unfortunately, as Penicilin is not mortal, and therefore never dies, the healing warden continues his position to the day he meets Aragorn, and ignores the request for king's weed as he drones on and on about the power of himself. Eowyn dies.

Boromir88 · 10-06-2005, 05:43 AM

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Unfortunately, as Penicilin is not mortal, and therefore never dies, the healing warden continues his position to the day he meets Aragorn, and ignores the request for king's weed as he drones on and on about the power of himself. Eowyn dies.

Fortunately, through Gimli's deductions, Eowyn was only mostly dead. Not all dead. " Mostly dead is slightly alive...all dead....well all dead there's only one thing you can do. Go through her pockets and find loose change." Gimli boasts.

Kath · 10-06-2005, 08:09 AM

Unfortunately, Eomer walked in halfway through Gimli's boasting so all he heard was, "Go through her pockets and find loose change". Understandably he was not too pleased and did what he had been threatening Gimli with since their first meeting - he cut off his head.

Thinlómien · 10-06-2005, 08:28 AM

Fortunately, for Gimli's ghost, he chopped of also two of his fingers.

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-06-2005, 09:30 AM

Unfortunately, the ghost of Gimli's two fingers insulted a lot of ghosts and they chased him for a million years.

Glirdan · 10-06-2005, 01:52 PM

Fourtunately, the ghost fingers got reincarnated.

The Elf-warrior · 10-06-2005, 02:24 PM

Unfortunately these reincarnated fingers were reborn as Dwarf jewel thieves.

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-06-2005, 11:36 PM

Fortunately, they weren’t very good at it.

Glirdan · 10-07-2005, 01:36 PM

Unfourtunately, they stole the Ruling Ring from Frodo.

Kath · 10-07-2005, 04:08 PM

Fortunately because they were bad at it Frodo noticed and took it back.

Hiriel · 10-07-2005, 06:22 PM

Unfortunately, becuase he took it back, Frodo fell to the power of the Ring. And orcs with slighty effeminate voices and impossibly huge blue-eyes lay waste to the free kingdoms of Middle Earth

The Elf-warrior · 10-07-2005, 09:41 PM

Fortunately an Orc threw Frodo into Mt. Doom, thus destroying the One Ring.

Glirdan · 10-07-2005, 09:43 PM

Unfourtunately, the fires were out at the time. Sauron didn't pay his heating bill.

Gil-Galad · 10-07-2005, 09:55 PM

Fortunately he paid his Spontaneusly-combusting bill and the fires started up again

Eonwe · 10-08-2005, 05:35 PM

Unfortunatlely, frodo had already made good his escape, and was living on the lamb with his faithful servant sam, and a band of desparte hobbit outlaws.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 10-08-2005, 05:48 PM

Fortunately hobbit outlaws, are never too be trusted and on the lamb they slew Frodo and Sam in a most disgusting manner. (this apperently was a good thing)

The Elf-warrior · 10-08-2005, 06:52 PM

Unfortunately a wolf in sheep's clothing took the Ring.

Hiriel · 10-08-2005, 08:43 PM

Fortunately, the Ring got caught in the wool as the wolf tried to exticate himself from the itchy costum, and the wolf couldn't find it.

Gil-Galad · 10-08-2005, 09:14 PM

Unfortunately the Black Beorning found it, ate it, ran into the woods, turned back into Sam, and walked out of the woods

Eorl of Rohan · 10-08-2005, 10:57 PM

Fortunately, if the one ring could burn Isildur's hand, it could certainly burn the insides of poor black beornings, and it burned a hole right through the beorning and dropped into a mole hole.

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-09-2005, 01:52 AM

Unfortunately, the moles were servants of Sauron.

Boromir88 · 10-09-2005, 07:38 AM

Fortunately the moles were crushed by Mumakil.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 10-09-2005, 08:16 AM

. . . the moles's ghosts (which are bigger than mûmakil) took revenge and crushed the mûmakil. This resulted in an otherworldy inter-species war that spread throughout most of the known world.

Gil-Galad · 10-09-2005, 12:33 PM

Fortunately the war was over in 3 days

Boromir88 · 10-09-2005, 12:40 PM

Unfortunately those three days were the most destructive in Middle-earth history and everyone was destroyed.

The 1,000 Reader · 10-09-2005, 01:47 PM

Fortunately, the above statement was only partially true. There were some survivors.

Gil-Galad · 10-09-2005, 03:13 PM

Unfortunately it was all the bad guys

10-04-2005, 10:36 PM	#1961
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately Mt. Zoom was only arrested years later. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

10-04-2005, 11:03 PM	#1962
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Fortunately, charges of running down the suppositly cloaked un-cloaked were not as great in mordor as in else wheres, since everyone, even the orc-swimcloak models found it rather rude to do such a thing during the national Mt. Doom's Cloak-a-Thon where only the best in cloakery can be displayed in enough lava light. __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

10-05-2005, 01:13 AM	#1963
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, Mount Zoom/Doom lost a wheel and everyone was thrown to one side and fell into the lava! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-05-2005, 05:48 AM	#1965
WaynetheGoblin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: far far away Posts: 275	Unfortunatly after the orcs went in the lava. Mt. doom or zoom went of a cliff. __________________ if your happy im happy if your sad im sad if you jump of a cliff i watch

10-05-2005, 05:52 AM	#1966
Eorl of Rohan Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Seoul, South Korea Posts: 602	Fortunately Mount Zoom was of such dense materials that it landed unhurt at the bottom of the cliffs, bounced once or twice, and in the act of rolling over spilled out the orcs that were stuck in the mire of hardening lava. __________________ There is no signature here.

10-05-2005, 01:45 AM	#1964
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Fortunately, they were orcs so it wasn't a bad thing.

10-05-2005, 11:07 AM	#1967
Hiriel Wight Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Sleeping in the South, dreaming of Umbar Posts: 135	Unfortunately, the orcs were not made of such strong stuff as the mountain, and were liquified into a gloopy black puddles. __________________ Out of doubt, out of dark to the day's rising 4 8 15 16 23 42 ~Proud Lostaway

10-05-2005, 11:57 AM	#1968
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Fortunatly, they perfered their puddle form, and adapted to their new lifestyle __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

10-05-2005, 05:41 PM	#1969
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfourtunately, the sun evaporated them. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

10-05-2005, 07:15 PM	#1970
Eorl of Rohan Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Seoul, South Korea Posts: 602	Fortunately, they rose high above the clouds, and became the first of orc expeditions to the moon to be able to say, "A small step for us, a giant step for villianity", and was called into the future to do talk shows, on which they sparkled wittily. __________________ There is no signature here.

10-05-2005, 10:20 PM	#1971
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Unfortunately, this caused everyone to forget about Gondor and the wide-spread virus that was going on there, thus cutting off all medical help.

10-05-2005, 10:32 PM	#1972
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Fortunately, the virus belonged to a family of rather sneeky but, weak bacterium that split themselves in two at the sight of the might mold warrior - Penicillium Man! With his taste for runny noses, gregarious wounds and the ever satisfying bacterial hide out bust, he lead the people into a new light of excellent hygene and became the warden of The Houses of Healing... ~ Storybook Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

10-06-2005, 12:28 AM	#1973
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Unfortunately, the above was just a fever-induced dream a man of Gondor was having at the moment.

10-06-2005, 04:03 AM	#1974
Eorl of Rohan Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Seoul, South Korea Posts: 602	Unfortunately, as Penicilin is not mortal, and therefore never dies, the healing warden continues his position to the day he meets Aragorn, and ignores the request for king's weed as he drones on and on about the power of himself. Eowyn dies. __________________ There is no signature here.

10-06-2005, 08:09 AM	#1976
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Unfortunately, Eomer walked in halfway through Gimli's boasting so all he heard was, "Go through her pockets and find loose change". Understandably he was not too pleased and did what he had been threatening Gimli with since their first meeting - he cut off his head. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

10-06-2005, 08:28 AM	#1977
Thinlómien Shady She-Penguin Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a far land beyond the Sea Posts: 8,093	Fortunately, for Gimli's ghost, he chopped of also two of his fingers. __________________ Like the stars chase the sun, over the glowing hill I will conquer Blood is running deep, some things never sleep Double Fenris

10-06-2005, 09:30 AM	#1978
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, the ghost of Gimli's two fingers insulted a lot of ghosts and they chased him for a million years. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-06-2005, 01:52 PM	#1979
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, the ghost fingers got reincarnated. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

10-06-2005, 02:24 PM	#1980
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately these reincarnated fingers were reborn as Dwarf jewel thieves. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

10-06-2005, 11:36 PM	#1981
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, they weren’t very good at it. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-07-2005, 01:36 PM	#1982
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfourtunately, they stole the Ruling Ring from Frodo. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

10-07-2005, 04:08 PM	#1983
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Fortunately because they were bad at it Frodo noticed and took it back. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

10-07-2005, 06:22 PM	#1984
Hiriel Wight Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Sleeping in the South, dreaming of Umbar Posts: 135	Unfortunately, becuase he took it back, Frodo fell to the power of the Ring. And orcs with slighty effeminate voices and impossibly huge blue-eyes lay waste to the free kingdoms of Middle Earth __________________ Out of doubt, out of dark to the day's rising 4 8 15 16 23 42 ~Proud Lostaway

10-07-2005, 09:41 PM	#1985
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Fortunately an Orc threw Frodo into Mt. Doom, thus destroying the One Ring. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

10-07-2005, 09:43 PM	#1986
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfourtunately, the fires were out at the time. Sauron didn't pay his heating bill. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

10-07-2005, 09:55 PM	#1987
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunately he paid his Spontaneusly-combusting bill and the fires started up again __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

10-08-2005, 05:35 PM	#1988
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	Unfortunatlely, frodo had already made good his escape, and was living on the lamb with his faithful servant sam, and a band of desparte hobbit outlaws. __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

10-08-2005, 06:52 PM	#1990
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately a wolf in sheep's clothing took the Ring. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

10-08-2005, 08:43 PM	#1991
Hiriel Wight Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Sleeping in the South, dreaming of Umbar Posts: 135	Fortunately, the Ring got caught in the wool as the wolf tried to exticate himself from the itchy costum, and the wolf couldn't find it. __________________ Out of doubt, out of dark to the day's rising 4 8 15 16 23 42 ~Proud Lostaway

10-08-2005, 09:14 PM	#1992
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Unfortunately the Black Beorning found it, ate it, ran into the woods, turned back into Sam, and walked out of the woods __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

10-08-2005, 10:57 PM	#1993
Eorl of Rohan Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Seoul, South Korea Posts: 602	Fortunately, if the one ring could burn Isildur's hand, it could certainly burn the insides of poor black beornings, and it burned a hole right through the beorning and dropped into a mole hole. __________________ There is no signature here.

10-09-2005, 01:52 AM	#1994
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, the moles were servants of Sauron. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-09-2005, 07:38 AM	#1995
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Fortunately the moles were crushed by Mumakil. __________________ Fenris Penguin

10-09-2005, 08:16 AM	#1996
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Unfortunately . . . . . . the moles's ghosts (which are bigger than mûmakil) took revenge and crushed the mûmakil. This resulted in an otherworldy inter-species war that spread throughout most of the known world. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

10-09-2005, 12:33 PM	#1997
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunately the war was over in 3 days __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.