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Old 04-18-2007, 06:17 AM   #161
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Old 04-18-2007, 08:00 AM   #162
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Their lips are all blue,
Do Balrogs have wings?
Some think that they do.

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Old 04-19-2007, 02:34 PM   #163
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- It's like gambling, but with even less hope of winning -

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- Better than being forced to watch Barney for three straight days -
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Old 04-21-2007, 09:11 PM   #164
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- Home of the sequipedial skeletons.
- " " " putrid punsters.
- " " " fighting fermentations...?

- What hath we... rot?
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Old 05-14-2007, 03:52 AM   #165
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- Seriously?

- Seriously.
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Old 05-14-2007, 03:53 PM   #166
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The Barrow Downs pwn everything

In fact, the Barrow Downs pwn at life....er death?
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Old 05-14-2007, 04:09 PM   #167
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or more practically and less punnily:

The Barrow-Downs: Strictly Tolkien
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Old 05-16-2007, 03:00 AM   #168
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Old 05-22-2007, 02:11 AM   #169
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Old 06-25-2007, 06:55 PM   #170
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Old 08-13-2007, 04:10 PM   #171
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Old 11-10-2007, 03:37 PM   #172
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Pipe Bump...

I think some of these slogans may require a slight change of logo. For the following...

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Beyond Time and Space!

I recommend...



Any one who gets this joke can have a million groats.
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Old 11-11-2007, 05:40 AM   #173
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May I rather have an inflatable robot cat, please?
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Old 11-11-2007, 06:09 AM   #174
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Ah! That is such a cool logo. I'll take those groats if I may, considering we're watching Doctor Who right at this moment.
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Old 02-03-2008, 04:39 PM   #175
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"Only £19.95!"

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Old 02-04-2008, 05:38 PM   #176
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helping to revive a good ol' thread

The barrow downs: One of your 5 a day,
The barrow downs: Part of a healthy, balanced diet
The barrow downs: the place no sane person dare venture,
The barrow downs: May contain nuts
The barrow downs: Free with every £1000 donated
The barrow downs: Madness! Maddness! these are the barrow downs!
The barrow downs: Read manual before use
The barrow downs: Danger! Use with caution!
The barrow downs: Using your life to bring Tolkien back
The barrow downs: Pay the £20000 and we might let you out... unscathed... maybe slight damage... bleeding... with a broken leg... dead... As a wight... forget it- Once you've got here you won't want to leave *presses knife against back*
The barrow downs: You look pale and Wight
The barrow downs: Wight is the new black
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Old 02-05-2008, 03:05 AM   #177
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Old 02-08-2008, 04:43 PM   #178
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This is an amazing thread

And just a mall contribution:

The Barrow Downs: Don't get a life, get a death!
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Old 02-13-2008, 09:50 AM   #179
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This is an amazing thread

And just a small contribution:

The Barrow Downs: Don't get a life, get a death!
Or...

-Oh, get a life!

-No. get death

or even...

Got death?
(like got milk)

or even still...

The Barrow-Downs- better than a cemetery!
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Old 02-13-2008, 11:36 AM   #180
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The Barrow-Downs- better than a cemetery!

Fantastic!

The Barrow Downs:
Can't say we didn't warn you.

OR

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Better than Acid in the Eyes.
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Old 02-13-2008, 02:36 PM   #181
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The Barrow-Downs- better than a cemetery!
But shouldn't it be -

"The Barrow-Downs - we ARE a cemetery!"?


If we were an auction site, we'd be for mor-bid!

If we were an orthodontist, we'd be plague-free!

If we were agricultural, we'd grow corn-on-macabre! (Yes actually, it is possible, we gruesome before!)

If we dealt in perishable goods, they'd be expired!

If we played sports, we'd...nah, I'll pass on that one.

Cemetery for a little while, but cemetery...forever.
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Old 02-13-2008, 03:50 PM   #182
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Old 02-22-2008, 12:21 PM   #183
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The barrow-downs: Visit the world's only corn grown on McCaber
The barrow-downs: Be hookbilled by a Goomba
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Old 02-24-2008, 04:50 PM   #184
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I hope this thread doesn't die soon

The barrow downs: Don't get a life, get an account
(sorry again hookbill) The barrow downs: We'll hookbill your goomba

and finally (sorry hookbill, but your name fits so well):

Hookbill, Hookbill, Hookbill of the BDF, Hookbill, Hookbill, Hookbill of the BD, BD, BD, Hookbill of the BDF: Its a man's (and woman's) job on the Barrow Downs Forum.

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That fits so well, I might use it for my TV advert.
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Old 02-27-2008, 03:06 PM   #185
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Old 02-28-2008, 10:06 AM   #186
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I think this on is it! Right on Eönwë.

The Barrow Downs: Your shortcut to infinate death.
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Eating Babies since 1418.

The Barrow Downs:
Not cannibalistic.

The Barrow Downs:
Mashing up our neighbours.

The Barrow downs:
Definitely not cannibals.

The Barrow Downs:
We chew your brain.

The Barrow Downs:
Seriously, we're not cannibals!
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Old 02-29-2008, 09:58 PM   #189
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The Barrow Downs: The reason why Tolkien was banned in 1952

Lose wight with the Barrow Downs "I lost 5 stones"
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- It's a mystery

- You wouldn't get it

- We were like you once... Long ago-

- End of story -

- Where you can't be serious -
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-Forget about life, get death
-Where life and death are the same thing
-The only place where skin is an A-class drug
-We promise we won't Hookbill yer Goomba. really.

And finally:

That meat you see on that spit is not a human. Trust me. We aren't cannibals! We aren't cannibals! We really aren't. Believe me. Mmm.. you look tasty.
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- Makes you feel all tingly inside

- You may pass.

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Old 03-19-2008, 01:38 PM   #195
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- Offering pestilence, pool, and lawn service to all members.
- "Spineless" does NOT mean without character.
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Old 03-20-2008, 01:07 PM   #197
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- Now comes with six new shades! ( )
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Our Wights come in six new shades
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Old 03-20-2008, 01:25 PM   #198
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Old 03-20-2008, 07:22 PM   #199
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Old 03-20-2008, 09:53 PM   #200
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(Get ready to groan, this has to be one of my worst yet.)

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If you hated that, you'll loathe this one!

The Barrowdowns: I Love Wight!
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