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Hookbill the Goomba · 04-20-2005, 01:23 PM

Unfortunately, due to HUGE gaping plot holes and continuity errors, Tolkien had a headache and had to take a nap. And so Frodo was frozen in time for a bit.

Feanor of the Peredhil · 04-20-2005, 02:18 PM

Fortunately, due to an ironic heat wave, time melted and Frozen Frodo thawed and escaped.

Boromir88 · 04-20-2005, 06:24 PM

Unfortunately, due to being a frozen icebox for a while, Frodo got a very bad cold.

THE Ka · 04-20-2005, 09:58 PM

Fortunately, Frodo found some elven nightquil and had some very colourful dreams... of course after sneezing on everything...

~ Take two and call me in the morning Ka

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-20-2005, 11:38 PM

Unfortunately, he was so distracted he never thought to get out of the boat that was still headed to the falls, despite Boromir's attempts to push it to the shore.

Feanor of the Peredhil · 04-21-2005, 07:44 AM

Fortunately the Eagles were coming.

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-21-2005, 08:15 AM

Unfortunately, they were on other business.

lord of dor-lomin · 04-21-2005, 08:43 PM

Fortunately, their other business was not important.

Gil-Galad · 04-21-2005, 09:25 PM

Unfortunately, the eagles stopped for take out and had little room left

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-22-2005, 03:45 AM

Fortunately, They found a conveniently placed table on which to place the food.

Meneltarmacil · 04-22-2005, 02:27 PM

Unfortunately, they were hit by a freak meteor shower.

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-22-2005, 02:57 PM

Fortunately, the meteors were very small and they did not notice them.

Gil-Galad · 04-22-2005, 03:27 PM

Unfortunately they were radioactive meteors and the food on the table spwaned into giant, zombie-like food

The Elf-warrior · 04-22-2005, 06:08 PM

Fortunately the food was friendly and rescued Frodo.

Boromir88 · 04-22-2005, 07:49 PM

Unfortunately the eagles were so hungry they ate the zombies anyway, and then left Frodo.

Elennar Starfire · 04-23-2005, 05:08 PM

Fortunately, the radioactive zombies did not cause the eagles to mutate into something nasty. They mutated instead into flying squirrels.

Holbytlass · 04-23-2005, 06:00 PM

Unfortunately, they were rabid.

Lathriel · 04-23-2005, 06:49 PM

Fortunatly the rabid eagles found some unfortunate elves who helped them in recovering their sanity.

The Elf-warrior · 04-23-2005, 07:50 PM

Unfortunately Frodo lost his grip on a tree root on the bank of the Anduin.

Boromir88 · 04-23-2005, 08:37 PM

Fortunately, there was no current, and all Frodo had to do was stand up and walk back towards the shore.

The Elf-warrior · 04-23-2005, 09:01 PM

Unfortunately Saruman snatched the One Ring from Frodo.

Boromir88 · 04-23-2005, 09:58 PM

Fortunately Grima was around, and was tired of being a kicked dog, and pushed Saruman into the river.

The Elf-warrior · 04-23-2005, 10:17 PM

Unfortunately he had taken the Ring before he kicked Saruman in the river.

Holbytlass · 04-24-2005, 09:45 AM

Fortunately, Eowyn walked by, distracting the lust-filled Grima who dropped the ring.

Estelyn Telcontar · 04-24-2005, 09:47 AM

Unfortunately, as Gríma stooped down to pick up the ring, Éowyn thought he was proposing to her and took it.

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-24-2005, 10:28 AM

Fortunately, Grima had a heart attack and Eyowin picked up the one ring.

Anguirel · 04-24-2005, 12:55 PM

Unfortunately, Eowyn immediately decided to use her new found power to promote feminism by immolating all the males she could find.

Mithalwen · 04-24-2005, 01:03 PM

Fortunately Faramir walked by and Eowyn thought she would make an exception :P

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-24-2005, 01:18 PM

Unfortunately, Gollum, who was feeling left out, leaped out of the river onto the distracted Eyowin!

Anguirel · 04-24-2005, 01:22 PM

Fortunately, Eomer was trotting about on Firefoot nearby and they galloped dramatically to the rescue down a convenient 91 degree hill.

Mithalwen · 04-24-2005, 01:27 PM

Unfortuantely this made Firefoot shy and Eomer was catapulted from the saddle.

Anguirel · 04-24-2005, 01:34 PM

Fortunately he landed on Gollum in mid- throttle.

Gil-Galad · 04-24-2005, 08:33 PM

Unfortunately the ring escaped from Gollums hand into a catapult ready to be set loose

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-24-2005, 11:36 PM

Fortunately, the catapult was poorly maintained and fell apart.

Mithalwen · 04-25-2005, 01:26 PM

Unfortunately the ring rolled into the river .......

Kath · 04-25-2005, 01:55 PM

Fortunately Arwen (due to some brain tumour in PJ) caused the river to rise up and the ring fell back onto the land.

Anguirel · 04-25-2005, 02:05 PM

Unfortunately its brief presence in the water had warped all the ancient race of Rainbow Trout to malice and evil.

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-25-2005, 02:20 PM

Fortunately, they all fell down the waterfall and died. The ring, on the other hand was now in the position of a passing Huorn.

Gil-Galad · 04-25-2005, 04:08 PM

Unfortunately, the Huron was eaten up by a Kraken that was sleeping in the Anduin for countless years and decided to try bird just once...

Nimrodel_9 · 04-25-2005, 05:26 PM

Fortunately the Kraken had a weak stomach and spewed the ring on shore.

04-20-2005, 01:23 PM	#161
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, due to HUGE gaping plot holes and continuity errors, Tolkien had a headache and had to take a nap. And so Frodo was frozen in time for a bit. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-20-2005, 02:18 PM	#162
Feanor of the Peredhil La Belle Dame sans Merci Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: perpetual uncertainty Posts: 5,517	Fortunately, due to an ironic heat wave, time melted and Frozen Frodo thawed and escaped. __________________ peace

04-20-2005, 06:24 PM	#163
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Unfortunately, due to being a frozen icebox for a while, Frodo got a very bad cold. __________________ Fenris Penguin

04-20-2005, 09:58 PM	#164
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Fortunately, Frodo found some elven nightquil and had some very colourful dreams... of course after sneezing on everything... ~ Take two and call me in the morning Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

04-20-2005, 11:38 PM	#165
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, he was so distracted he never thought to get out of the boat that was still headed to the falls, despite Boromir's attempts to push it to the shore. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-21-2005, 07:44 AM	#166
Feanor of the Peredhil La Belle Dame sans Merci Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: perpetual uncertainty Posts: 5,517	Fortunately the Eagles were coming. __________________ peace

04-21-2005, 08:15 AM	#167
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, they were on other business. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-21-2005, 08:43 PM	#168
lord of dor-lomin Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: dor-lomin, of course Posts: 167	Fortunately, their other business was not important. __________________ I used to be indecisive. Now, I'm not so sure.

04-21-2005, 09:25 PM	#169
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Unfortunately, the eagles stopped for take out and had little room left __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

04-22-2005, 03:45 AM	#170
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, They found a conveniently placed table on which to place the food. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-22-2005, 02:27 PM	#171
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, they were hit by a freak meteor shower. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

04-22-2005, 02:57 PM	#172
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, the meteors were very small and they did not notice them. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-22-2005, 03:27 PM	#173
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Unfortunately they were radioactive meteors and the food on the table spwaned into giant, zombie-like food __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

04-22-2005, 06:08 PM	#174
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Fortunately the food was friendly and rescued Frodo. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

04-22-2005, 07:49 PM	#175
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Unfortunately the eagles were so hungry they ate the zombies anyway, and then left Frodo. __________________ Fenris Penguin

04-23-2005, 05:08 PM	#176
Elennar Starfire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Nowhere...now here Posts: 952	Fortunately, the radioactive zombies did not cause the eagles to mutate into something nasty. They mutated instead into flying squirrels. __________________ Don't let me die!

04-23-2005, 06:00 PM	#177
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	Unfortunately, they were rabid. __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

04-23-2005, 06:49 PM	#178
Lathriel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Wandering through Middle-Earth (Sadly in Alberta and not ME) Posts: 612	Fortunatly the rabid eagles found some unfortunate elves who helped them in recovering their sanity. __________________ Back again

04-23-2005, 07:50 PM	#179
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately Frodo lost his grip on a tree root on the bank of the Anduin. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

04-23-2005, 08:37 PM	#180
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Fortunately, there was no current, and all Frodo had to do was stand up and walk back towards the shore. __________________ Fenris Penguin

04-23-2005, 09:01 PM	#181
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately Saruman snatched the One Ring from Frodo. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

04-23-2005, 09:58 PM	#182
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Fortunately Grima was around, and was tired of being a kicked dog, and pushed Saruman into the river. __________________ Fenris Penguin

04-23-2005, 10:17 PM	#183
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately he had taken the Ring before he kicked Saruman in the river. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

04-24-2005, 09:45 AM	#184
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	Fortunately, Eowyn walked by, distracting the lust-filled Grima who dropped the ring. __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

04-24-2005, 09:47 AM	#185
Estelyn Telcontar Princess of Skwerlz Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: where the Sea is eastwards (WtR: 6060 miles) Posts: 7,500	Unfortunately, as Gríma stooped down to pick up the ring, Éowyn thought he was proposing to her and took it. __________________ 'Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you. What more do you want to know?' 'The whole history of Middle-earth...'

04-24-2005, 10:28 AM	#186
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, Grima had a heart attack and Eyowin picked up the one ring. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-24-2005, 12:55 PM	#187
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	Unfortunately, Eowyn immediately decided to use her new found power to promote feminism by immolating all the males she could find. __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

04-24-2005, 01:03 PM	#188
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,458	Fortunately Faramir walked by and Eowyn thought she would make an exception :P __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

04-24-2005, 01:18 PM	#189
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, Gollum, who was feeling left out, leaped out of the river onto the distracted Eyowin! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-24-2005, 01:22 PM	#190
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	Fortunately, Eomer was trotting about on Firefoot nearby and they galloped dramatically to the rescue down a convenient 91 degree hill. __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

04-24-2005, 01:27 PM	#191
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,458	Unfortuantely this made Firefoot shy and Eomer was catapulted from the saddle. __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

04-24-2005, 01:34 PM	#192
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	Fortunately he landed on Gollum in mid- throttle. __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

04-24-2005, 08:33 PM	#193
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Unfortunately the ring escaped from Gollums hand into a catapult ready to be set loose __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

04-24-2005, 11:36 PM	#194
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, the catapult was poorly maintained and fell apart. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-25-2005, 01:26 PM	#195
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,458	Unfortunately the ring rolled into the river ....... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace