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08-22-2002, 12:28 PM | #161 |
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Cause she was tired of listening to assorted members of the fellowship arguing.
What does the Swiss army Caving helmet have to do with LOTR?
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08-22-2002, 12:32 PM | #162 |
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Everyone wore one in lothlorien
********************************************* (swiss army caving helmets are my sister's invention) Who was the first person to wear the ring?
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08-22-2002, 12:34 PM | #163 |
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My mother's uncle's sister's brother's dog's vet's best friend's aunt's sevth cousin twice removed. (In other words Shadowfax.)
Yes! first on page 5! What's the name on Sam's 12th kid?
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08-22-2002, 12:37 PM | #164 |
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Sauron, though he had a saimese twin named galadriel
********************************************* Why did gandalf fight the balrog?
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08-22-2002, 01:47 PM | #165 |
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The Balrog claimed that he could fly, and Gandalf wanted to prove him wrong.
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08-22-2002, 06:03 PM | #166 |
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Because it was where the Ent Appreciation Parade was supposed to take place.
..::What did Frodo have to destroy and why?::.. [ August 22, 2002: Message edited by: Nevfeniel ]
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08-23-2002, 12:16 AM | #167 |
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The "Little Rat Land" of the Shire as ME had a pest problem!
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Why did Galadriel give Frodo her phial containing a bit of the light of Eärendil?
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08-23-2002, 12:35 AM | #168 |
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Because he was blind and it helped him feel around in front of him.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What was Sauron's favortie kind of saltwater taffy? *is eating some*
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08-23-2002, 12:50 AM | #169 |
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The kind you can only find in Mordor (thank God!) a.k.a the kind that is putrid, fly filled and topped off with ash!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What happened to Bill after Sam let him go?
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08-23-2002, 09:32 AM | #170 |
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He went to a nearby tavern to get a pint of ale.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Why did Galadriel go all green and scary when Frodo offered her the one ring?
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08-23-2002, 02:01 PM | #171 |
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because green is the color of a genius
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What did Frodo see when he looked into the mirror of Galadriel?
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08-23-2002, 07:41 PM | #172 |
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Why, he saw a bowl of water just waiting to be drunk.
******************************************* Where did Saruman live?
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08-23-2002, 08:30 PM | #173 |
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In the closet under the stairs. Where do you think J.K. Rowling got the idea? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
..::How was Sauron defeated?::..
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08-23-2002, 11:02 PM | #174 |
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He was hit over the head with a baseball bat!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What name did Frodo assume when at The Prancing Pony?
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08-23-2002, 11:46 PM | #175 |
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His name was Seto Kaiba! Duh!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What is Aragorn's REAL name?
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08-24-2002, 02:32 AM | #176 |
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Frodo Baggins
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ what was Sam's last name?
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08-24-2002, 02:40 AM | #177 |
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Samwise Half-witted!
*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~~*~~~~~~~* What was Sarumans' "colour" (you know,Grey Pink,canary yellow! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img])
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08-24-2002, 05:06 AM | #178 |
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Purple but he preferred pink.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Why where Elves the firstborn?
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08-24-2002, 11:55 AM | #179 |
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because they are magical and made themselves first born
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ why did Frodo have to take the ring to Rivendell?
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08-24-2002, 01:55 PM | #180 |
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He took it there because he was going to pon it off to figwit. who was going to use it to overthrow elrond, why? Because of his shiny hair...(one big conspiracy)
[ August 24, 2002: Message edited by: Keeper of the Feet of Melkor ]
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08-24-2002, 02:43 PM | #181 |
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You forgot to ask a question, Keeper.
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08-26-2002, 07:05 PM | #182 |
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Since someone forgot to ask a question I will:
What is a Hobbits favorite thing to do?
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08-26-2002, 07:35 PM | #183 |
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Fly in airplanes!
******************************************** Is there a hobbit school in the Shire? If so, describe it.
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08-26-2002, 07:38 PM | #184 |
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Yes, it teaches them how to work and be a real hobbit!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ How would you describe the Shire?
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08-26-2002, 08:41 PM | #185 |
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Red. Everything is red. Except for the water and sky, which is orange. In other words, all the colors are reversed. (Yes, I know that was a lame answer. I can't help it!)
..::If a hobbit could name a car, what would he/she call it, why, and what would the car look like?::.. [ August 26, 2002: Message edited by: Nevfeniel ]
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08-27-2002, 04:04 PM | #186 |
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The car would be named Bob because Bob is a very nice name. The car would be red or orange to match the sky or the ground and would be big so they would fit there big hobbity feet into. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ How many mushrooms did Pippin eat in his life time?
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08-27-2002, 04:21 PM | #187 |
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Zero. Pippin hates mushrooms!
******************************************** Who did Gandalf favor in the fellowship and why?
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08-28-2002, 01:46 AM | #188 |
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Pippin- always great to have on long ring-destroying quests! Always there to get you killed and never shuts up!
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ * ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Theódred was the son of which King?
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08-28-2002, 02:29 PM | #189 |
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King Whallahoop, of course!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Who was Frodo's father?
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08-28-2002, 03:59 PM | #190 |
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Why, Gandalf, of course!
******************************************* Why did Sam name his daughter Elanor?
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08-28-2002, 04:13 PM | #191 |
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Well, first he thought of Mary Sue, but then he thought But what about thousands of years from now when my family and I are famous? The fanfics will be horrible! So he thought Elanor.
..::Can anyone help prove my theory that Sauron didn't actually make a ruling ring, but a ruling charm bracelet?::..
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08-28-2002, 04:21 PM | #192 |
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he made a bracelet with a ring charm on it so he wouldn't lose it.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Who is Pippin's best friend?
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08-28-2002, 09:21 PM | #193 |
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Farmer Maggot!
Where did Frodo keep the Ring?
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08-28-2002, 09:22 PM | #194 |
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In his shoe!
Why did Arwen fall in love with Strider?
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08-28-2002, 09:27 PM | #195 |
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She loves a man in drag.
Why do Hobbits eat so many meals in a day?
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08-29-2002, 01:10 PM | #196 |
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Hobbits need lots of energy for all those quests and journeys they go on.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Why do hobbits live in Hobbit-Holes?
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08-29-2002, 05:59 PM | #197 |
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They can't afford houses or appartments.
..::What kind of jobs did the people of Middle Earth have?::..
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08-29-2002, 11:25 PM | #198 |
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They made creamed corn in coconut shells and they cooked salad for elven-toads...
Why does Melkor's/Morgoth's name start with an M?
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08-30-2002, 04:49 AM | #199 |
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He wanted to pay tribute to the great chocolate "nuts" known as M'n'M's!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Why did Saruman send the Uruk-hai to capture the hobbits?
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08-30-2002, 11:23 AM | #200 |
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Because Uruk-Hai don't eat s much as Orcs. It costs hundereds for sauron to keep an army of them orcs.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What and who is Galadriel?
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