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04-20-2005, 01:23 PM | #161 |
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Unfortunately, due to HUGE gaping plot holes and continuity errors, Tolkien had a headache and had to take a nap. And so Frodo was frozen in time for a bit.
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04-20-2005, 02:18 PM | #162 |
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Fortunately, due to an ironic heat wave, time melted and Frozen Frodo thawed and escaped.
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04-20-2005, 06:24 PM | #163 |
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Unfortunately, due to being a frozen icebox for a while, Frodo got a very bad cold.
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04-20-2005, 09:58 PM | #164 |
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Fortunately, Frodo found some elven nightquil and had some very colourful dreams... of course after sneezing on everything...
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04-20-2005, 11:38 PM | #165 |
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Unfortunately, he was so distracted he never thought to get out of the boat that was still headed to the falls, despite Boromir's attempts to push it to the shore.
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04-21-2005, 07:44 AM | #166 |
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Fortunately the Eagles were coming.
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04-21-2005, 08:15 AM | #167 |
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Unfortunately, they were on other business.
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04-21-2005, 08:43 PM | #168 |
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Fortunately, their other business was not important.
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04-21-2005, 09:25 PM | #169 |
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Unfortunately, the eagles stopped for take out and had little room left
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04-22-2005, 03:45 AM | #170 |
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Fortunately, They found a conveniently placed table on which to place the food.
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04-22-2005, 02:27 PM | #171 |
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Unfortunately, they were hit by a freak meteor shower.
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04-22-2005, 02:57 PM | #172 |
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Fortunately, the meteors were very small and they did not notice them.
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04-22-2005, 03:27 PM | #173 |
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Unfortunately they were radioactive meteors and the food on the table spwaned into giant, zombie-like food
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04-22-2005, 06:08 PM | #174 |
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Fortunately the food was friendly and rescued Frodo.
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04-22-2005, 07:49 PM | #175 |
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Unfortunately the eagles were so hungry they ate the zombies anyway, and then left Frodo.
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04-23-2005, 05:08 PM | #176 |
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Fortunately, the radioactive zombies did not cause the eagles to mutate into something nasty. They mutated instead into flying squirrels.
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04-23-2005, 06:00 PM | #177 |
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Unfortunately, they were rabid.
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04-23-2005, 06:49 PM | #178 |
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Fortunatly the rabid eagles found some unfortunate elves who helped them in recovering their sanity.
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04-23-2005, 07:50 PM | #179 |
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Unfortunately Frodo lost his grip on a tree root on the bank of the Anduin.
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04-23-2005, 08:37 PM | #180 |
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Fortunately, there was no current, and all Frodo had to do was stand up and walk back towards the shore.
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04-23-2005, 09:01 PM | #181 |
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Unfortunately Saruman snatched the One Ring from Frodo.
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04-23-2005, 09:58 PM | #182 |
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Fortunately Grima was around, and was tired of being a kicked dog, and pushed Saruman into the river.
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04-23-2005, 10:17 PM | #183 |
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Unfortunately he had taken the Ring before he kicked Saruman in the river.
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04-24-2005, 09:45 AM | #184 |
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Fortunately, Eowyn walked by, distracting the lust-filled Grima who dropped the ring.
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04-24-2005, 09:47 AM | #185 |
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Unfortunately, as Gríma stooped down to pick up the ring, Éowyn thought he was proposing to her and took it.
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04-24-2005, 10:28 AM | #186 |
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Fortunately, Grima had a heart attack and Eyowin picked up the one ring.
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04-24-2005, 12:55 PM | #187 |
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Unfortunately, Eowyn immediately decided to use her new found power to promote feminism by immolating all the males she could find.
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04-24-2005, 01:03 PM | #188 |
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Fortunately Faramir walked by and Eowyn thought she would make an exception :P
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04-24-2005, 01:18 PM | #189 |
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Unfortunately, Gollum, who was feeling left out, leaped out of the river onto the distracted Eyowin!
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04-24-2005, 01:22 PM | #190 |
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Fortunately, Eomer was trotting about on Firefoot nearby and they galloped dramatically to the rescue down a convenient 91 degree hill.
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04-24-2005, 01:27 PM | #191 |
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Unfortuantely this made Firefoot shy and Eomer was catapulted from the saddle.
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04-24-2005, 01:34 PM | #192 |
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Fortunately he landed on Gollum in mid- throttle.
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04-24-2005, 08:33 PM | #193 |
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Unfortunately the ring escaped from Gollums hand into a catapult ready to be set loose
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04-24-2005, 11:36 PM | #194 |
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Fortunately, the catapult was poorly maintained and fell apart.
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04-25-2005, 01:26 PM | #195 |
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Unfortunately the ring rolled into the river .......
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04-25-2005, 01:55 PM | #196 |
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Fortunately Arwen (due to some brain tumour in PJ) caused the river to rise up and the ring fell back onto the land.
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04-25-2005, 02:05 PM | #197 |
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Unfortunately its brief presence in the water had warped all the ancient race of Rainbow Trout to malice and evil.
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04-25-2005, 02:20 PM | #198 |
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Fortunately, they all fell down the waterfall and died. The ring, on the other hand was now in the position of a passing Huorn.
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04-25-2005, 04:08 PM | #199 |
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Unfortunately, the Huron was eaten up by a Kraken that was sleeping in the Anduin for countless years and decided to try bird just once...
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04-25-2005, 05:26 PM | #200 |
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Fortunately the Kraken had a weak stomach and spewed the ring on shore.
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