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10-01-2005, 04:52 PM | #1921 |
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Unfortunately for this thread, there's really no downside to Legolas' death.
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10-01-2005, 05:01 PM | #1922 |
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fortunately, because legolas was gone, there were no rabid legolas fans running loose.
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10-01-2005, 05:04 PM | #1923 |
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Die, Greenleaf!
Unfortunatly, the Legolas fans went into exile, and formed their own island nation. When they met at the United Nations, they wreaked havoc amongst the representatives!
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10-01-2005, 05:09 PM | #1924 |
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Fortunately, the havoc they caused was just stealing the springs out of the representatives' pens.
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10-01-2005, 07:28 PM | #1925 |
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unfortunately, becuase of teh havoc of having no springs, teh un deided to disband the new country of legolas fans and relocate all of them into mount doom.
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10-01-2005, 08:14 PM | #1926 |
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Fortunately, they fell into the lava pit and thus the world was rid of rabid LEgolas fans.
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10-01-2005, 08:50 PM | #1927 |
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Unfourtunately, the world was still full of Viggo fans, and that's worse than Orlando fans.
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10-01-2005, 09:06 PM | #1928 |
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Fortunately Viggo knew how to survive in the wild woods of Denmark.
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10-02-2005, 07:33 AM | #1929 |
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Unfortunately . . .
. . . the 'wild woods' of Denmark are actually Ents angry at having no fans, so they took Viggo and ate him for supper.
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10-02-2005, 09:22 AM | #1930 |
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Fortunately unwashed Viggo was so indigestible, he caused the Ents to throw up.
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10-02-2005, 09:33 AM | #1931 |
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Unfortunately . . .
. . . the Ents's emesis caused the sinking of Europe.
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10-02-2005, 10:13 AM | #1932 |
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Fortunatly, the Ent's build ships of air long ago, and sailed the skys to Valinor.
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10-02-2005, 10:37 AM | #1933 |
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Unfourtunately, Ossë was in a REALLY bad mood and the waves got so high that it knocked the ships out of the air.
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10-02-2005, 12:33 PM | #1934 |
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fortunately, tulkas (who happens to be the man) was exedingly angry because he never got mentioned in this thread and so he restrained osse and saved the air-ships of the ents.
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10-02-2005, 03:17 PM | #1935 |
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unfortunately, Tulkas was just mentioned last post, so he was happy and didn't restrain Osse.
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10-02-2005, 04:54 PM | #1936 |
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Fourtunately, the air ships crash landed in Valinor.
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10-02-2005, 06:43 PM | #1937 |
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Unfortunatly, I was lynched when I obviously was innocent, so the people in line got ticked off when I took over WWXII (I'll have to kill Phantom first, of course)
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10-02-2005, 07:14 PM | #1938 |
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Fortunately, before he could kill the phantom, Perky was abducted by space aliens who rearranged his DNA for fun.
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10-02-2005, 08:36 PM | #1939 |
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unfortunately, they dropped a beaker and the perky ent's dna was scrambled, so he emerged from the alien experiment as a freaky monster. and he killed the barrow-wight.
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10-02-2005, 08:41 PM | #1940 |
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Fourtunately, since BW was already dead, it didn't matter.
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10-02-2005, 11:43 PM | #1941 |
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Unfortunately, BW was not happy about pirky's attempt to kill him, and so he stormed off to Hobbiton and threw a couple of hobbits around.
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10-03-2005, 07:31 AM | #1942 |
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Fortunately for the Hobbits, the BW 'accidentally' deleted Hookbill from the members list so the post disappeared.
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10-03-2005, 07:51 AM | #1943 |
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Unfortunately i have pledged my loyalty to Hookbill the Goomba and there for started to beat BW with a wet newspaper!
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10-03-2005, 08:44 AM | #1944 |
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Fortunately - for the Barrow-Wight - Rune fumbled and hit himself with the wet newspaper.
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10-03-2005, 09:23 AM | #1945 |
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Unfortunately, I am still banished to the land where hosts of Penguins do battle with Dragons.
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10-03-2005, 11:49 AM | #1946 |
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Fortunately everyone else was banished there, because of the BW's wraith.
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10-03-2005, 12:26 PM | #1947 |
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Unfortunatly, Eowyn decided this would be a good a time as ever to kill herself
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10-03-2005, 12:55 PM | #1948 |
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fortunately, there were no rabid eowyn fans to care (i think?).
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10-03-2005, 02:25 PM | #1949 |
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Unfourtunately, there were. But everyone loves Eowyn so it didn't matter.
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10-04-2005, 06:44 AM | #1950 |
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Fortunately . . .
. . . Gríma abducted Éowyn and brought her to his underground lair. This started the musical, 'The Wormtongue of the Golden Hall,' which was a hit in hundreds of countries across Western Rhûn.
OK, that was totally random.
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10-04-2005, 09:03 AM | #1951 |
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Unfortunatly...
...the majority of Rhûn bought more of Pippin's 'Now, That's what I calleth Music, vol. 1-27', and Eowyn lost her fan base. She was cast into obscurity, and Manwe was so ashamed of her that he killed her on the spot!
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10-04-2005, 09:26 AM | #1952 |
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Fortunately . . .
. . . Grimowyn, her daughter (it should be obvious who the father is), made a film adaptation of the musical, and they were thrust back into the limelight.
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10-04-2005, 11:42 AM | #1953 |
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Unfortunately, they were only there for three seconds.
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10-04-2005, 03:26 PM | #1954 |
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Fourtunately, they kept being thrust back in.
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10-04-2005, 03:43 PM | #1955 |
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Unfortunately they kept on getting thrusted back in and out again they imploded causing a giant shockwave of death across Middle-earth.
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10-04-2005, 04:53 PM | #1956 |
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fortunately everyone was underground so nothing was effected...
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10-04-2005, 06:06 PM | #1957 |
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Unfortunately the shock of the deathwave caused the earth to swallow them up.
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10-04-2005, 06:08 PM | #1958 |
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Fortunatly, the people of Middle Earth ended up dropping through a plothole where they were saved by Eagles!
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10-04-2005, 06:11 PM | #1959 |
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Unfourtunately, the Eagles had Gandalf, who was uncloaked, again!!!!
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10-04-2005, 06:43 PM | #1960 |
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Fortunately, Gandalf was run over by Mount Zoom.
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