Fortunately/Unfortunately - Page 49 - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Hiriel · 10-01-2005, 04:52 PM

Unfortunately for this thread, there's really no downside to Legolas' death.

Eonwe · 10-01-2005, 05:01 PM

fortunately, because legolas was gone, there were no rabid legolas fans running loose.

The Perky Ent · 10-01-2005, 05:04 PM

Unfortunatly, the Legolas fans went into exile, and formed their own island nation. When they met at the United Nations, they wreaked havoc amongst the representatives!

The 1,000 Reader · 10-01-2005, 05:09 PM

Fortunately, the havoc they caused was just stealing the springs out of the representatives' pens.

Eonwe · 10-01-2005, 07:28 PM

unfortunately, becuase of teh havoc of having no springs, teh un deided to disband the new country of legolas fans and relocate all of them into mount doom.

Meneltarmacil · 10-01-2005, 08:14 PM

Fortunately, they fell into the lava pit and thus the world was rid of rabid LEgolas fans.

Glirdan · 10-01-2005, 08:50 PM

Unfourtunately, the world was still full of Viggo fans, and that's worse than Orlando fans.

The Elf-warrior · 10-01-2005, 09:06 PM

Fortunately Viggo knew how to survive in the wild woods of Denmark.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 10-02-2005, 07:33 AM

. . . the 'wild woods' of Denmark are actually Ents angry at having no fans, so they took Viggo and ate him for supper.

Lhunardawen · 10-02-2005, 09:22 AM

Fortunately unwashed Viggo was so indigestible, he caused the Ents to throw up.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 10-02-2005, 09:33 AM

. . . the Ents's emesis caused the sinking of Europe.

The Perky Ent · 10-02-2005, 10:13 AM

Fortunatly, the Ent's build ships of air long ago, and sailed the skys to Valinor.

Glirdan · 10-02-2005, 10:37 AM

Unfourtunately, Ossë was in a REALLY bad mood and the waves got so high that it knocked the ships out of the air.

Eonwe · 10-02-2005, 12:33 PM

fortunately, tulkas (who happens to be the man) was exedingly angry because he never got mentioned in this thread and so he restrained osse and saved the air-ships of the ents.

Boromir88 · 10-02-2005, 03:17 PM

unfortunately, Tulkas was just mentioned last post, so he was happy and didn't restrain Osse.

Glirdan · 10-02-2005, 04:54 PM

Fourtunately, the air ships crash landed in Valinor.

The Perky Ent · 10-02-2005, 06:43 PM

Unfortunatly, I was lynched when I obviously was innocent, so the people in line got ticked off when I took over WWXII (I'll have to kill Phantom first, of course)

Meneltarmacil · 10-02-2005, 07:14 PM

Fortunately, before he could kill the phantom, Perky was abducted by space aliens who rearranged his DNA for fun.

Eonwe · 10-02-2005, 08:36 PM

unfortunately, they dropped a beaker and the perky ent's dna was scrambled, so he emerged from the alien experiment as a freaky monster. and he killed the barrow-wight.

Glirdan · 10-02-2005, 08:41 PM

Fourtunately, since BW was already dead, it didn't matter.

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-02-2005, 11:43 PM

Unfortunately, BW was not happy about pirky's attempt to kill him, and so he stormed off to Hobbiton and threw a couple of hobbits around.

Kath · 10-03-2005, 07:31 AM

Fortunately for the Hobbits, the BW 'accidentally' deleted Hookbill from the members list so the post disappeared.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 10-03-2005, 07:51 AM

Unfortunately i have pledged my loyalty to Hookbill the Goomba and there for started to beat BW with a wet newspaper!

Thinlómien · 10-03-2005, 08:44 AM

Fortunately - for the Barrow-Wight - Rune fumbled and hit himself with the wet newspaper.

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-03-2005, 09:23 AM

Unfortunately, I am still banished to the land where hosts of Penguins do battle with Dragons.

Boromir88 · 10-03-2005, 11:49 AM

Fortunately everyone else was banished there, because of the BW's wraith.

The Perky Ent · 10-03-2005, 12:26 PM

Unfortunatly, Eowyn decided this would be a good a time as ever to kill herself

Eonwe · 10-03-2005, 12:55 PM

fortunately, there were no rabid eowyn fans to care (i think?).

Glirdan · 10-03-2005, 02:25 PM

Unfourtunately, there were. But everyone loves Eowyn so it didn't matter.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 10-04-2005, 06:44 AM

. . . Gríma abducted Éowyn and brought her to his underground lair. This started the musical, 'The Wormtongue of the Golden Hall,' which was a hit in hundreds of countries across Western Rhûn.

OK, that was totally random.

The Perky Ent · 10-04-2005, 09:03 AM

...the majority of Rhûn bought more of Pippin's 'Now, That's what I calleth Music, vol. 1-27', and Eowyn lost her fan base. She was cast into obscurity, and Manwe was so ashamed of her that he killed her on the spot!

Nilpaurion Felagund · 10-04-2005, 09:26 AM

. . . Grimowyn, her daughter (it should be obvious who the father is), made a film adaptation of the musical, and they were thrust back into the limelight.

The 1,000 Reader · 10-04-2005, 11:42 AM

Unfortunately, they were only there for three seconds.

Glirdan · 10-04-2005, 03:26 PM

Fourtunately, they kept being thrust back in.

Boromir88 · 10-04-2005, 03:43 PM

Unfortunately they kept on getting thrusted back in and out again they imploded causing a giant shockwave of death across Middle-earth.

Gil-Galad · 10-04-2005, 04:53 PM

fortunately everyone was underground so nothing was effected...

Hiriel · 10-04-2005, 06:06 PM

Unfortunately the shock of the deathwave caused the earth to swallow them up.

The Perky Ent · 10-04-2005, 06:08 PM

Fortunatly, the people of Middle Earth ended up dropping through a plothole where they were saved by Eagles!

Glirdan · 10-04-2005, 06:11 PM

Unfourtunately, the Eagles had Gandalf, who was uncloaked, again!!!!

Meneltarmacil · 10-04-2005, 06:43 PM

Fortunately, Gandalf was run over by Mount Zoom.

10-01-2005, 04:52 PM	#1921
Hiriel Wight Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Sleeping in the South, dreaming of Umbar Posts: 135	Unfortunately for this thread, there's really no downside to Legolas' death. __________________ Out of doubt, out of dark to the day's rising 4 8 15 16 23 42 ~Proud Lostaway

10-01-2005, 05:01 PM	#1922
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	fortunately, because legolas was gone, there were no rabid legolas fans running loose. __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

10-01-2005, 05:04 PM	#1923
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Die, Greenleaf! Unfortunatly, the Legolas fans went into exile, and formed their own island nation. When they met at the United Nations, they wreaked havoc amongst the representatives! __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

10-01-2005, 07:28 PM	#1925
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	unfortunately, becuase of teh havoc of having no springs, teh un deided to disband the new country of legolas fans and relocate all of them into mount doom. __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

10-01-2005, 08:14 PM	#1926
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, they fell into the lava pit and thus the world was rid of rabid LEgolas fans. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

10-01-2005, 05:09 PM	#1924
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Fortunately, the havoc they caused was just stealing the springs out of the representatives' pens.

10-01-2005, 08:50 PM	#1927
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfourtunately, the world was still full of Viggo fans, and that's worse than Orlando fans. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

10-01-2005, 09:06 PM	#1928
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Fortunately Viggo knew how to survive in the wild woods of Denmark. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

10-02-2005, 07:33 AM	#1929
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Unfortunately . . . . . . the 'wild woods' of Denmark are actually Ents angry at having no fans, so they took Viggo and ate him for supper. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

10-02-2005, 09:22 AM	#1930
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Fortunately unwashed Viggo was so indigestible, he caused the Ents to throw up.

10-02-2005, 09:33 AM	#1931
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Unfortunately . . . . . . the Ents's emesis caused the sinking of Europe. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

10-02-2005, 10:13 AM	#1932
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Fortunatly, the Ent's build ships of air long ago, and sailed the skys to Valinor. __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

10-02-2005, 10:37 AM	#1933
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfourtunately, Ossë was in a REALLY bad mood and the waves got so high that it knocked the ships out of the air. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

10-02-2005, 12:33 PM	#1934
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	fortunately, tulkas (who happens to be the man) was exedingly angry because he never got mentioned in this thread and so he restrained osse and saved the air-ships of the ents. __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

10-02-2005, 03:17 PM	#1935
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	unfortunately, Tulkas was just mentioned last post, so he was happy and didn't restrain Osse. __________________ Fenris Penguin

10-02-2005, 04:54 PM	#1936
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, the air ships crash landed in Valinor. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

10-02-2005, 06:43 PM	#1937
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Unfortunatly, I was lynched when I obviously was innocent, so the people in line got ticked off when I took over WWXII (I'll have to kill Phantom first, of course) __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

10-02-2005, 07:14 PM	#1938
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, before he could kill the phantom, Perky was abducted by space aliens who rearranged his DNA for fun. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

10-02-2005, 08:36 PM	#1939
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	unfortunately, they dropped a beaker and the perky ent's dna was scrambled, so he emerged from the alien experiment as a freaky monster. and he killed the barrow-wight. __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

10-02-2005, 08:41 PM	#1940
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, since BW was already dead, it didn't matter. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

10-02-2005, 11:43 PM	#1941
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, BW was not happy about pirky's attempt to kill him, and so he stormed off to Hobbiton and threw a couple of hobbits around. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-03-2005, 07:31 AM	#1942
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Fortunately for the Hobbits, the BW 'accidentally' deleted Hookbill from the members list so the post disappeared. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

10-03-2005, 08:44 AM	#1944
Thinlómien Shady She-Penguin Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a far land beyond the Sea Posts: 8,093	Fortunately - for the Barrow-Wight - Rune fumbled and hit himself with the wet newspaper. __________________ Like the stars chase the sun, over the glowing hill I will conquer Blood is running deep, some things never sleep Double Fenris

10-03-2005, 09:23 AM	#1945
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, I am still banished to the land where hosts of Penguins do battle with Dragons. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-03-2005, 11:49 AM	#1946
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	Fortunately everyone else was banished there, because of the BW's wraith. __________________ Fenris Penguin

10-03-2005, 12:26 PM	#1947
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Unfortunatly, Eowyn decided this would be a good a time as ever to kill herself __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

10-03-2005, 12:55 PM	#1948
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	fortunately, there were no rabid eowyn fans to care (i think?). __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

10-03-2005, 02:25 PM	#1949
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfourtunately, there were. But everyone loves Eowyn so it didn't matter. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

10-04-2005, 06:44 AM	#1950
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Fortunately . . . . . . Gríma abducted Éowyn and brought her to his underground lair. This started the musical, 'The Wormtongue of the Golden Hall,' which was a hit in hundreds of countries across Western Rhûn. OK, that was totally random. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

10-04-2005, 09:03 AM	#1951
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Unfortunatly... ...the majority of Rhûn bought more of Pippin's 'Now, That's what I calleth Music, vol. 1-27', and Eowyn lost her fan base. She was cast into obscurity, and Manwe was so ashamed of her that he killed her on the spot! __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

10-04-2005, 09:26 AM	#1952
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Fortunately . . . . . . Grimowyn, her daughter (it should be obvious who the father is), made a film adaptation of the musical, and they were thrust back into the limelight. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

10-04-2005, 11:42 AM	#1953
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Unfortunately, they were only there for three seconds.

10-04-2005, 03:26 PM	#1954
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, they kept being thrust back in. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

10-04-2005, 03:43 PM	#1955
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	Unfortunately they kept on getting thrusted back in and out again they imploded causing a giant shockwave of death across Middle-earth. __________________ Fenris Penguin

10-04-2005, 04:53 PM	#1956
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	fortunately everyone was underground so nothing was effected... __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.