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Rose Cotton · 06-14-2003, 05:50 PM

"I'm too sexy for my sword.."

Aragost · 06-14-2003, 06:25 PM

Today we will take the ring from Frodo

I'm bad at this

Elróthiel · 06-14-2003, 06:34 PM

Lets see how long I can hold my breath for! Then I might get that Elvish "paleness" look that is so in fashion nowadays!

OR!

Hey! Does this pose make me look like Jay Leno? It doesn't? Well screw you!!

Rose Cotton · 06-14-2003, 07:29 PM

Meela · 06-14-2003, 07:33 PM

"Ok... is that clear now? One, two, three, jump, twirl, grab your partner and... swing!! Now, from the top..."

Gorwingel · 06-14-2003, 08:09 PM

Saurman: OK, everyone, come closer, I am going to tell you a secret. You all want to know this, I know. Shhh...I'm wearing a flowery dress under this robe.

Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 06-14-2003, 09:18 PM

Uh...I didn't say the Wildmen smelled like dead Wargs.

GaladrieloftheOlden · 06-14-2003, 09:33 PM

Saruman: And you won't buh-lieve what he was wearing...

~Menelien

Wolvaurynomir · 06-14-2003, 10:37 PM

Karaoke night at the Orthanc.

Everdawn · 06-15-2003, 01:20 AM

"And that not all, if yall pay by credit card, you get a free set of steak knives!"

Airehiriel · 06-16-2003, 09:03 AM

Saurman:...and here, this is soap. You use that water we talked about and you get this soap wet and you rub it. Then rub it all over your body. You may want to leave your clothes on, they need it too...

[ June 16, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ]

Finwe · 06-16-2003, 11:58 AM

Saruman: I know, it's true! Theoden got Botox!

random Dunlending: You don't say!

Saruman: But I do! I read it on Wonderful Wizards Weekly!

purplefluffychainsaw · 06-17-2003, 01:09 PM

Saruman: What do you mean I havn't paid you yet??? [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

Elróthiel · 06-18-2003, 12:37 PM

Saruman: ... And I said to the bartender, "I'm sitting on it!"
Wildmen: *laugh*

Alatariel Telemnar · 06-18-2003, 02:10 PM

Alatariel Telemnar · 06-18-2003, 02:11 PM

Pippin: Ack! I think I stepped in something... *looks down* ewwwwwww...

Meela · 06-18-2003, 02:12 PM

Pippin: is that-
Merry: yup, Aragorn with clean hair.
Pippin: *thud*

Bekah · 06-18-2003, 06:30 PM

Pepperazi (sp?)!! Arrgh!!!

[ June 18, 2003: Message edited by: Bekah ]

Arvedui III · 06-18-2003, 07:06 PM

Pippen: What do you mean, 'No Mushrooms!?!'

Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 06-18-2003, 09:45 PM

No! No! I didn't eat all the rations!!!!!

arianrod · 06-18-2003, 10:13 PM

"I left the water on at Tuckborough..."

[ June 19, 2003: Message edited by: arianrod ]

Corwyn Celesil · 06-18-2003, 11:05 PM

"What do you mean, you're out of the latest edition of 'Esoteric Quantum Physics Weekly'? How am I supposed to finish my continuum transfunctioner?

Alatariel Telemnar · 06-19-2003, 01:48 PM

Frodo: Owwwwwie... heartburn!!! I'm never eating Bilbo's chilly again...

Meela · 06-19-2003, 02:17 PM

"Watch where you're aiming that poker, Pippin!"

Wolvaurynomir · 06-19-2003, 02:20 PM

Quit playin' games with my heart! My heart!....

*ducks flying objects whilst running away cackling madly*

Mippin · 06-19-2003, 02:40 PM

Frodo:Bilbo! I just don't like you in that way!!!

[img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Goldberry · 06-19-2003, 02:59 PM

hehe [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Oddwen · 06-19-2003, 10:16 PM

Oh my goodness! He wore WHAT????

Everdawn · 06-20-2003, 02:15 AM

"Why i never! that sweater is beautiful, its the most wonderful thing ive ever seen! Not to mention the silk is of the finest quality, Chinese no?"

Please dont kill me.... [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/redface.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

Anything but Arwen · 06-20-2003, 06:22 AM

Frodo: ARAGORN WASHED HIS HAIR????

(Sorry Darling...)

Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 06-20-2003, 10:17 AM

"No! You simply cannot borrow this shirt! It's SATIN, Bilbo! SATIN!! Pippin borrowed my other one and now it's ruined! What makes you think I'm going to give you this one to wear? Hmm? Oh, look now one of my buttons popped off. You've agitated them! LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!!!"

Feared Half-Elf · 06-20-2003, 10:30 AM

Noooooooo! You will not take my secret bra! Did I say that out loud?

Alatariel Telemnar · 06-20-2003, 06:14 PM

Alatariel Telemnar · 06-21-2003, 11:17 AM

No ones replied...

Little girl: DADDY!! DADDY!!! Your back!!!

Sam: Who's thid little girl?!?! Securtiy!!

Okay that was lame...

ElenCala Isil · 06-21-2003, 11:26 AM

Elanor: DADDY!!!!! YOU'RE HOME!!!!
*impact of Elanor's rushing to hug Sam nearly knocks him over, and suffocates him with her strong grip*
Sam:*strained*You've been weightlifting again haven't you?

[ June 21, 2003: Message edited by: ElenCala Isil ]

Wolvaurynomir · 06-21-2003, 12:11 PM

Samwise Gamgee: Loyal friend, loving father, good karate-practice bag.

Meela · 06-21-2003, 02:12 PM

Elanor: Daddy, you should seriously consider contact lenses. Mummy's the one inside.

[ June 21, 2003: Message edited by: Meela ]

Galenfea of Mirkwood. · 06-23-2003, 02:53 PM

picture
*this site doesn't allow direct links, so I used this method*
Did you just call me Mr. Spock? That's highly illogical! (I know, not origional. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img])

Meela · 06-23-2003, 02:56 PM

"Arwen!! Put your clothes back on this instant! This is a council, not a cabaret!"

Yavanna228 · 06-23-2003, 03:15 PM

'I've got the urge...for a totally organic experience!'

Peace

06-14-2003, 05:50 PM	#1881
Rose Cotton Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: A place worse then Mordor........School! Posts: 1,075	"I'm too sexy for my sword.." __________________ "There's nothing you can do, Harry... nothing... he's gone."-Remus Lupin "The closer we are to danger, the further we are from harm."-Pippin (now how can you argue with that logic?)

06-14-2003, 06:25 PM	#1882
Aragost Wight Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Arthedain Posts: 137	Today we will take the ring from Frodo I'm bad at this __________________ Where there's a whip there's a will

06-14-2003, 06:34 PM	#1883
Elróthiel Animated Skeleton Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Heaven, where Middle-earth and Zion are fused and all the guys are sexy beasts! Posts: 43	Lets see how long I can hold my breath for! Then I might get that Elvish "paleness" look that is so in fashion nowadays! OR! Hey! Does this pose make me look like Jay Leno? It doesn't? Well screw you!! __________________ Free Your Imagination. Go on. Do a drawing. It'll get you far.

06-14-2003, 07:29 PM	#1884
Rose Cotton Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: A place worse then Mordor........School! Posts: 1,075	__________________ "There's nothing you can do, Harry... nothing... he's gone."-Remus Lupin "The closer we are to danger, the further we are from harm."-Pippin (now how can you argue with that logic?)

06-14-2003, 07:33 PM	#1885
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	"Ok... is that clear now? One, two, three, jump, twirl, grab your partner and... swing!! Now, from the top..." __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

06-14-2003, 08:09 PM	#1886
Gorwingel Beholder of the Mists Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Somewhere in the Northwest... for now Posts: 1,419	Saurman: OK, everyone, come closer, I am going to tell you a secret. You all want to know this, I know. Shhh...I'm wearing a flowery dress under this robe. __________________ Wanted - Wonderfully witty quote that consists of pure brilliance

06-14-2003, 09:18 PM	#1887
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,197	Uh...I didn't say the Wildmen smelled like dead Wargs. __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."

06-14-2003, 09:33 PM	#1888
GaladrieloftheOlden Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Massachusetts - digging up a bottomless hole, searching for something that's not there... Posts: 1,514	Saruman: And you won't buh-lieve what he was wearing... ~Menelien __________________ "Glue... very powerful stuff."

06-14-2003, 10:37 PM	#1889
Wolvaurynomir Pile O'Bones Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Arizona; feel the burn.... Posts: 21	Karaoke night at the Orthanc. __________________ For Gondor and the fallen... bub! ?!?! This isn't Osgiliath! Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King! Eat squid for Boromir the Disco king!

06-15-2003, 01:20 AM	#1890
Everdawn Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: On the sand dunes outside of Ilium, watching it burn. Posts: 1,291	"And that not all, if yall pay by credit card, you get a free set of steak knives!" __________________ "Athena, stepping up behind him, visible to no one but Achillies, gripped his red-gold hair. Startled he made a half turn, and he knew her upon the instant for Athena." ~The Iliad~ ~My lord, Éomer~

06-16-2003, 09:03 AM	#1891
Airehiriel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 470	Saurman:...and here, this is soap. You use that water we talked about and you get this soap wet and you rub it. Then rub it all over your body. You may want to leave your clothes on, they need it too... [ June 16, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ] __________________ Can you fathom the mysteries of God? Can you discover the limits of the Almighty? Job 11:7

06-16-2003, 11:58 AM	#1892
Finwe Deathless Sun Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Royal Suite in the Halls of Mandos Posts: 2,609	Saruman: I know, it's true! Theoden got Botox! random Dunlending: You don't say! Saruman: But I do! I read it on Wonderful Wizards Weekly! __________________ But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.

06-17-2003, 01:09 PM	#1893
purplefluffychainsaw Wight Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: In a very cold place.... Posts: 162	Saruman: What do you mean I havn't paid you yet??? [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] __________________ Love, Drugs and Fairy Boys ~ SAM

06-18-2003, 12:37 PM	#1894
Elróthiel Animated Skeleton Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Heaven, where Middle-earth and Zion are fused and all the guys are sexy beasts! Posts: 43	Saruman: ... And I said to the bartender, "I'm sitting on it!" Wildmen: laugh __________________ Free Your Imagination. Go on. Do a drawing. It'll get you far.

06-18-2003, 02:10 PM	#1895
Alatariel Telemnar Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: watching the ants closing in Posts: 292	__________________ -Ever wonder whats beyond those trees? -More trees. 'Poor ye. Ye're tied to someone who's been photographed trying to shave their hand... My condolences.'

06-18-2003, 02:11 PM	#1896
Alatariel Telemnar Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: watching the ants closing in Posts: 292	Pippin: Ack! I think I stepped in something... looks down ewwwwwww... __________________ -Ever wonder whats beyond those trees? -More trees. 'Poor ye. Ye're tied to someone who's been photographed trying to shave their hand... My condolences.'

06-18-2003, 02:12 PM	#1897
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Pippin: is that- Merry: yup, Aragorn with clean hair. Pippin: thud __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

06-18-2003, 06:30 PM	#1898
Bekah Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Several miles over the madness horizon and accelerating Posts: 431	Pepperazi (sp?)!! Arrgh!!! [ June 18, 2003: Message edited by: Bekah ] __________________ Vocatus Atque Non Vocatus Deus Aderit ------------~~~~~~~~~~~~~------------ A laita Atar, ar Yondo, ar Ainasule. Ve nes i yessesse na sin, ar yeva tennoio. Nasie.

06-18-2003, 07:06 PM	#1899
Arvedui III Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: In Rohan, with Carolina on my mind Posts: 629	Pippen: What do you mean, 'No Mushrooms!?!' __________________ I have no idea what you just said, but I'm inspired!

06-18-2003, 09:45 PM	#1900
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,197	No! No! I didn't eat all the rations!!!!! __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."

06-18-2003, 10:13 PM	#1901
arianrod Wight Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Wandering Hobbiton, smiling at the hobbits & trying to sell them vacuum cleaners Posts: 215	"I left the water on at Tuckborough..." [ June 19, 2003: Message edited by: arianrod ] __________________ Eenie, meanie, Samwise Gamgee, Staring after pretty Rosie, If she calls, watch him blush, then turn and leave in a rush. You want to join the Citadel... You know you do... Do the Wave for Boromir the Disco King!

06-18-2003, 11:05 PM	#1902
Corwyn Celesil Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The House of the Fountain, Gondolin Posts: 57	"What do you mean, you're out of the latest edition of 'Esoteric Quantum Physics Weekly'? How am I supposed to finish my continuum transfunctioner? __________________ Then came there from the south of the city the people of the Fountain, and Ecthelion was their lord, and silver and diamonds were their delight; and swords very long and bright and pale did they wield . . .

06-19-2003, 01:48 PM	#1903
Alatariel Telemnar Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: watching the ants closing in Posts: 292	Frodo: Owwwwwie... heartburn!!! I'm never eating Bilbo's chilly again... __________________ -Ever wonder whats beyond those trees? -More trees. 'Poor ye. Ye're tied to someone who's been photographed trying to shave their hand... My condolences.'

06-19-2003, 02:17 PM	#1904
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	"Watch where you're aiming that poker, Pippin!" __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

06-19-2003, 02:20 PM	#1905
Wolvaurynomir Pile O'Bones Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Arizona; feel the burn.... Posts: 21	Quit playin' games with my heart! My heart!.... ducks flying objects whilst running away cackling madly __________________ For Gondor and the fallen... bub! ?!?! This isn't Osgiliath! Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King! Eat squid for Boromir the Disco king!

06-19-2003, 02:40 PM	#1906
Mippin Pile O'Bones Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Upstairs Posts: 16	Frodo:Bilbo! I just don't like you in that way!!! [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] __________________ One by one the penguins come and take away my sanity!™ Beware the Tie-fondler and the Tree-fondler!!!!™ Oh man, that's Lofty™

06-19-2003, 02:59 PM	#1907
Goldberry Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The Old Forest Posts: 338	hehe [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." -Albert Einstein

06-19-2003, 10:16 PM	#1908
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Oh my goodness! He wore WHAT???? __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

06-20-2003, 02:15 AM	#1909
Everdawn Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: On the sand dunes outside of Ilium, watching it burn. Posts: 1,291	"Why i never! that sweater is beautiful, its the most wonderful thing ive ever seen! Not to mention the silk is of the finest quality, Chinese no?" Please dont kill me.... [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/redface.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] __________________ "Athena, stepping up behind him, visible to no one but Achillies, gripped his red-gold hair. Startled he made a half turn, and he knew her upon the instant for Athena." ~The Iliad~ ~My lord, Éomer~

06-20-2003, 06:22 AM	#1910
Anything but Arwen Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: In my own little world. Its OK, they know me here. Posts: 230	Frodo: ARAGORN WASHED HIS HAIR???? (Sorry Darling...) __________________ The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits! (Dontchya just love my avatar? I got a "Tickle Me Boromir" one too...

06-20-2003, 10:17 AM	#1911
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,197	"No! You simply cannot borrow this shirt! It's SATIN, Bilbo! SATIN!! Pippin borrowed my other one and now it's ruined! What makes you think I'm going to give you this one to wear? Hmm? Oh, look now one of my buttons popped off. You've agitated them! LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!!!" __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."

06-20-2003, 10:30 AM	#1912
Feared Half-Elf Wight Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Up a tree. Posts: 213	Noooooooo! You will not take my secret bra! Did I say that out loud? __________________ "You will find the Holy Grail in Castle Aaaaaaahhhhhh leans sideways" Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

06-20-2003, 06:14 PM	#1913
Alatariel Telemnar Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: watching the ants closing in Posts: 292	__________________ -Ever wonder whats beyond those trees? -More trees. 'Poor ye. Ye're tied to someone who's been photographed trying to shave their hand... My condolences.'

06-21-2003, 11:17 AM	#1914
Alatariel Telemnar Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: watching the ants closing in Posts: 292	No ones replied... Little girl: DADDY!! DADDY!!! Your back!!! Sam: Who's thid little girl?!?! Securtiy!! Okay that was lame... __________________ -Ever wonder whats beyond those trees? -More trees. 'Poor ye. Ye're tied to someone who's been photographed trying to shave their hand... My condolences.'

06-21-2003, 11:26 AM	#1915
ElenCala Isil Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Somewhere Else Posts: 439	Elanor: DADDY!!!!! YOU'RE HOME!!!! impact of Elanor's rushing to hug Sam nearly knocks him over, and suffocates him with her strong grip Sam:strainedYou've been weightlifting again haven't you? [ June 21, 2003: Message edited by: ElenCala Isil ] __________________ Prevent Merry-abuse today! Join the S.A.M. (That's the Save-A-Merry foundation) Rivendell brought to you by the long lost sister of the guy who be short.