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Yavanna228 · 05-30-2003, 02:58 PM

Legolas in comforting voice: 'It'll be alright, Aragorn. It's only a basin of water and a washcloth. You can do this.'

Peace

Ainaserkewen · 05-30-2003, 03:55 PM

*I'm glad I can see these pictures today*

Legolas: Confound it all Sam!!! Aragorn and I were having a moment!!!
Sam: Sorry, I slipped.

Rynoah, the Overly-Happy · 05-30-2003, 04:09 PM

Legolas grabs Aragorn's shoulder near the neck and squeezes. And squeezes again. And again.

Aragorn: "Legolas... what the heck are you doing?"

Legolas: "I'm trying to perfect my Vulcan techniques!"

Aragorn: "No more TV for you.

Alatariel Telemnar · 05-31-2003, 09:08 PM

Okay... not sure if this is allowed.....

Its my statue!! Its mine.... my own.... my preciousssssssssss... *starts stroking statue*

[ May 31, 2003: Message edited by: Alatariel Telemnar ]

ElenCala Isil · 05-31-2003, 09:16 PM

And here we see exhibit A: An overdose of Ale, can result in hallucinations, and thinking that you are a bird, such as Frodo here, who is ready to take off for his first flight...(little does he know, there is a window in his way...bwahahahahaha!)

Ok, for all the pervy hobbit-fanciers out there... well... yeah, not the best pic out there is it? [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

[ May 31, 2003: Message edited by: ElenCala Isil ]

Alatariel Telemnar · 05-31-2003, 09:19 PM

Just to let you people know. I am not a pervy hobbit-fancier....

Rynoah, the Overly-Happy · 05-31-2003, 11:02 PM

After seeing the hoardes of fangirls on his beautiful lawn, Elijah Wood finally snapped....

Bekah · 06-01-2003, 03:48 AM

"Tonight, he dies! Let's fly!!!"

*spreads wings and shows his fangs - a vampire!!!!*

Feared Half-Elf · 06-01-2003, 05:40 AM

For the Legolas and Aragorn one...

Legolas: Awww, come on Aragorn, just one piggy-back? I'm tired! I know, I'll hit you with my bow if you don't...

Aragorn: Then you should have slept prperly in Emyn Muil!

Yavanna228 · 06-01-2003, 10:14 AM

The raging hobbit-man decides to pull a Michael Jackson, sans mask.

Peace

GaladrieloftheOlden · 06-01-2003, 10:50 AM

Luke! I am yo fadda!
(No idea where that came from...)

~Menelien

Edit: The punctuation demon is coming to get me...

[ June 01, 2003: Message edited by: GaladrieloftheOlden ]

Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 06-02-2003, 03:25 PM

This is what happens when Liv tried to fondle Elijah's ties one too many times...

ElenCala Isil · 06-03-2003, 02:53 PM

Today, Meriadoc Brandybuck tries to make history with his new invention, trifocals! [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

ElenCala Isil · 06-03-2003, 02:56 PM

Quote:

This is what happens when Liv tried to fondle Elijah's ties one too many times...

*looks at siggy* oh no, what have I started?!?

Oh well.. we've all seen the evidence *looks at 'fondle-y' picture a few pages back and shudders*

Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 06-03-2003, 03:26 PM

Dominic Monaghan's unsuccessful attempt to male people think he was the human fly.

Yavanna228 · 06-03-2003, 03:45 PM

All because people were too embarrassed to tell Dominic that his glasses were on his head the whole time... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
Peace

**The Saucepan Man** · 06-03-2003, 06:18 PM

PJ: "No Dom, you cannot be Shelob."

Himaran · 06-03-2003, 08:29 PM

It looks like there have been five captions for the last photo, so here goes:

Himaran · 06-03-2003, 08:32 PM

After winning the lottery several times over, millionaires Merriadoc Brandybuck and Perigrin Took celebrated by spending their entire cash winning on... you guessed it.

ElenCala Isil · 06-03-2003, 08:42 PM

Pippin:Merry?
Merry:shh, pip! I think I found the pipeweed!
Pippin:But there's something in the sky, and it's on fire, and it's coming right towards us!!!!!!
Merry: oh good!*takes out pipe* is it a lighter?

[img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] oh well.. I tried. [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

Rynoah, the Overly-Happy · 06-04-2003, 12:08 AM

For the sunglasses:

"Now, should I be James Bond, Bono or Nightrider?"

For the latest:

A Hobbit's rendition of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

GaladrieloftheOlden · 06-04-2003, 12:13 AM

The glasses one:
I can't see you, you can't see me...

~Menelien

[ June 04, 2003: Message edited by: GaladrieloftheOlden ]

Alatariel Telemnar · 06-04-2003, 05:00 PM

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This is what happens when Liv tried to fondle Elijah's ties one too many times...
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*looks at siggy* oh no, what have I started?!?

Oh well.. we've all seen the evidence *looks at 'fondle-y' picture a few pages back and shudders*

You did not start it. 'Twas Liv and The Tie of Many Colors.....

ElenCala Isil · 06-04-2003, 05:01 PM

perhaps... but I did publically display it, in my signature, and telling you... and a few pages back..

Alatariel Telemnar · 06-04-2003, 05:04 PM

That's true... but I'm sure many other people have stumbled along that certain picute, but they must have not put the clues together.....

ElenCala Isil · 06-04-2003, 05:24 PM

PJ:Billy, how many times must I tell you-Pippin does not make a surprise appearence at the dead marshes!!!

Tinuviel the Nightingale · 06-04-2003, 05:41 PM

Turns out that Pippin's not such a fool of a Took!
Gandalf: "Pippin, how on Middle Earth can you breathe underwater?? You're.... more magical than I am! I never realised I was such a fool of a wizard!"

kementari · 06-06-2003, 12:21 AM

This is for the one with Elijah Woods looking weird.(he always looks weird, sorry elijah lovers)

Elijah has had tooooo much caffine, much too much. It transforms hime every half moon, but tonoght he had an overdose. And look what happened.

[img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Airehiriel · 06-06-2003, 07:32 AM

Okay, time for a new pic.

Ahhhhh!! What's it doin' with our muffin, precious?! Give it to us, stupid fat hobbit!

[ June 06, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ]

GaladrieloftheOlden · 06-06-2003, 07:41 AM

Invite me to your party! NOW!

~Menelien

Yavanna228 · 06-06-2003, 10:13 AM

Gollum before his morning coffee.
[img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
Peace

Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 06-06-2003, 05:05 PM

LEAVE MISTER PICKLES ALONE!!!!

ElenCala Isil · 06-06-2003, 07:10 PM

ahhh! Bilbo's grown another head out of his shoulder! [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Oddwen · 06-06-2003, 07:14 PM

Bilbo finds a new companion-and calls him MiniMe.

Having been banished by Gandalf into the body of a doll, Wormtongue starts sneaking up behind innocent hobbits and scaring the heebie-jeebies out of them.

(I've never seen either of those movies, by the way. What's with the tree-fondlers now?)

Yavanna228 · 06-06-2003, 07:22 PM

Ian: 'He is my own, my creation, my precioussss...'

Peace

Wolvaurynomir · 06-06-2003, 07:26 PM

"Yesss... I think I will put a dead rat in Sean Astin's pizza box. What do you think, Bad Conscience?"

ElenCala Isil · 06-06-2003, 08:52 PM

Quote:

What's with the tree-fondlers now?

hehehe, maybe I'll post that picture too...in time.. bwahahaha! [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

GaladrieloftheOlden · 06-07-2003, 09:13 AM

Ian: *smiling insanely* There is no highly disturbing creature right behind me, leaning over my shoulder... this is all my imagination...

~Menelien

Wolvaurynomir · 06-07-2003, 01:27 PM

"Boromir, no matter how much you stare, I'm NOT going to ask you what your elvish eyes see."

ElenCala Isil · 06-07-2003, 03:37 PM

No Boromir, This isn't Osgiliath...

[img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] heh... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

05-30-2003, 02:58 PM	#1801
Yavanna228 Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2003 Location: on the wings of the morning Posts: 394	Legolas in comforting voice: 'It'll be alright, Aragorn. It's only a basin of water and a washcloth. You can do this.' Peace __________________ 'Dulaman na Binne Bui, Dulaman Gaelach/ Dulaman na farraige, 's e b'fhearr a bhi in Eirinn!'

05-30-2003, 03:55 PM	#1802
Ainaserkewen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A cosmic waiting room Posts: 651	I'm glad I can see these pictures today Legolas: Confound it all Sam!!! Aragorn and I were having a moment!!! Sam: Sorry, I slipped. __________________ Solus... I'm eating chicken again. I ate chicken yesterday and the day before... will I be eating chicken again tomorrow? Why am I always eating chicken?

05-30-2003, 04:09 PM	#1803
Rynoah, the Overly-Happy Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Arizona Posts: 474	Legolas grabs Aragorn's shoulder near the neck and squeezes. And squeezes again. And again. Aragorn: "Legolas... what the heck are you doing?" Legolas: "I'm trying to perfect my Vulcan techniques!" Aragorn: "No more TV for you. __________________ Spook the spook of spookish spookdom to spook the spooked spookers. ?!?! This isn't Osgiliath! Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King! Eat squid for Boromir the Disco King!

05-31-2003, 09:08 PM	#1804
Alatariel Telemnar Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: watching the ants closing in Posts: 292	Okay... not sure if this is allowed..... Its my statue!! Its mine.... my own.... my preciousssssssssss... starts stroking statue [ May 31, 2003: Message edited by: Alatariel Telemnar ] __________________ -Ever wonder whats beyond those trees? -More trees. 'Poor ye. Ye're tied to someone who's been photographed trying to shave their hand... My condolences.'

05-31-2003, 09:16 PM	#1805
ElenCala Isil Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Somewhere Else Posts: 439	And here we see exhibit A: An overdose of Ale, can result in hallucinations, and thinking that you are a bird, such as Frodo here, who is ready to take off for his first flight...(little does he know, there is a window in his way...bwahahahahaha!) Ok, for all the pervy hobbit-fanciers out there... well... yeah, not the best pic out there is it? [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [ May 31, 2003: Message edited by: ElenCala Isil ] __________________ Prevent Merry-abuse today! Join the S.A.M. (That's the Save-A-Merry foundation) Rivendell brought to you by the long lost sister of the guy who be short.

05-31-2003, 09:19 PM	#1806
Alatariel Telemnar Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: watching the ants closing in Posts: 292	Just to let you people know. I am not a pervy hobbit-fancier.... __________________ -Ever wonder whats beyond those trees? -More trees. 'Poor ye. Ye're tied to someone who's been photographed trying to shave their hand... My condolences.'

05-31-2003, 11:02 PM	#1807
Rynoah, the Overly-Happy Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Arizona Posts: 474	After seeing the hoardes of fangirls on his beautiful lawn, Elijah Wood finally snapped.... __________________ Spook the spook of spookish spookdom to spook the spooked spookers. ?!?! This isn't Osgiliath! Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King! Eat squid for Boromir the Disco King!

06-01-2003, 03:48 AM	#1808
Bekah Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Several miles over the madness horizon and accelerating Posts: 431	"Tonight, he dies! Let's fly!!!" spreads wings and shows his fangs - a vampire!!!! __________________ Vocatus Atque Non Vocatus Deus Aderit ------------~~~~~~~~~~~~~------------ A laita Atar, ar Yondo, ar Ainasule. Ve nes i yessesse na sin, ar yeva tennoio. Nasie.

06-01-2003, 05:40 AM	#1809
Feared Half-Elf Wight Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Up a tree. Posts: 213	For the Legolas and Aragorn one... Legolas: Awww, come on Aragorn, just one piggy-back? I'm tired! I know, I'll hit you with my bow if you don't... Aragorn: Then you should have slept prperly in Emyn Muil! __________________ "You will find the Holy Grail in Castle Aaaaaaahhhhhh leans sideways" Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

06-01-2003, 10:14 AM	#1810
Yavanna228 Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2003 Location: on the wings of the morning Posts: 394	The raging hobbit-man decides to pull a Michael Jackson, sans mask. Peace __________________ 'Dulaman na Binne Bui, Dulaman Gaelach/ Dulaman na farraige, 's e b'fhearr a bhi in Eirinn!'

06-01-2003, 10:50 AM	#1811
GaladrieloftheOlden Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Massachusetts - digging up a bottomless hole, searching for something that's not there... Posts: 1,514	Luke! I am yo fadda! (No idea where that came from...) ~Menelien Edit: The punctuation demon is coming to get me... [ June 01, 2003: Message edited by: GaladrieloftheOlden ] __________________ "Glue... very powerful stuff."

06-02-2003, 03:25 PM	#1812
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,197	This is what happens when Liv tried to fondle Elijah's ties one too many times... __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."

06-03-2003, 02:53 PM	#1813
ElenCala Isil Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Somewhere Else Posts: 439	Today, Meriadoc Brandybuck tries to make history with his new invention, trifocals! [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] __________________ Prevent Merry-abuse today! Join the S.A.M. (That's the Save-A-Merry foundation) Rivendell brought to you by the long lost sister of the guy who be short.

06-03-2003, 03:26 PM	#1815
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,197	Dominic Monaghan's unsuccessful attempt to male people think he was the human fly. __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."

06-03-2003, 03:45 PM	#1816
Yavanna228 Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2003 Location: on the wings of the morning Posts: 394	All because people were too embarrassed to tell Dominic that his glasses were on his head the whole time... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] Peace __________________ 'Dulaman na Binne Bui, Dulaman Gaelach/ Dulaman na farraige, 's e b'fhearr a bhi in Eirinn!'

06-03-2003, 06:18 PM	#1817
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	PJ: "No Dom, you cannot be Shelob." __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

06-03-2003, 08:29 PM	#1818
Himaran Ash of Orodruin Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Thangorodrim Posts: 777	It looks like there have been five captions for the last photo, so here goes:

06-03-2003, 08:32 PM	#1819
Himaran Ash of Orodruin Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Thangorodrim Posts: 777	After winning the lottery several times over, millionaires Merriadoc Brandybuck and Perigrin Took celebrated by spending their entire cash winning on... you guessed it.

06-03-2003, 08:42 PM	#1820
ElenCala Isil Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Somewhere Else Posts: 439	Pippin:Merry? Merry:shh, pip! I think I found the pipeweed! Pippin:But there's something in the sky, and it's on fire, and it's coming right towards us!!!!!! Merry: oh good!takes out pipe is it a lighter? [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] oh well.. I tried. [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] __________________ Prevent Merry-abuse today! Join the S.A.M. (That's the Save-A-Merry foundation) Rivendell brought to you by the long lost sister of the guy who be short.

06-04-2003, 12:08 AM	#1821
Rynoah, the Overly-Happy Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Arizona Posts: 474	For the sunglasses: "Now, should I be James Bond, Bono or Nightrider?" For the latest: A Hobbit's rendition of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. __________________ Spook the spook of spookish spookdom to spook the spooked spookers. ?!?! This isn't Osgiliath! Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King! Eat squid for Boromir the Disco King!

06-04-2003, 12:13 AM	#1822
GaladrieloftheOlden Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Massachusetts - digging up a bottomless hole, searching for something that's not there... Posts: 1,514	The glasses one: I can't see you, you can't see me... ~Menelien [ June 04, 2003: Message edited by: GaladrieloftheOlden ] __________________ "Glue... very powerful stuff."

06-04-2003, 05:01 PM	#1824
ElenCala Isil Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Somewhere Else Posts: 439	perhaps... but I did publically display it, in my signature, and telling you... and a few pages back.. __________________ Prevent Merry-abuse today! Join the S.A.M. (That's the Save-A-Merry foundation) Rivendell brought to you by the long lost sister of the guy who be short.

06-04-2003, 05:04 PM	#1825
Alatariel Telemnar Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: watching the ants closing in Posts: 292	That's true... but I'm sure many other people have stumbled along that certain picute, but they must have not put the clues together..... __________________ -Ever wonder whats beyond those trees? -More trees. 'Poor ye. Ye're tied to someone who's been photographed trying to shave their hand... My condolences.'

06-04-2003, 05:24 PM	#1826
ElenCala Isil Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Somewhere Else Posts: 439	PJ:Billy, how many times must I tell you-Pippin does not make a surprise appearence at the dead marshes!!! __________________ Prevent Merry-abuse today! Join the S.A.M. (That's the Save-A-Merry foundation) Rivendell brought to you by the long lost sister of the guy who be short.

06-04-2003, 05:41 PM	#1827
Tinuviel the Nightingale Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Splashing around in Galadriel's Mirror Posts: 299	Turns out that Pippin's not such a fool of a Took! Gandalf: "Pippin, how on Middle Earth can you breathe underwater?? You're.... more magical than I am! I never realised I was such a fool of a wizard!" __________________ I am no longer Saruman the White... I am Saruman THE BRINGER OF ALL THINGS FLUFFY AND SPECIAL! Join Legends of Middle Earth!

06-06-2003, 12:21 AM	#1828
kementari Haunting Spirit Join Date: May 2003 Location: Amongst the Ferns: New Zealand Posts: 56	This is for the one with Elijah Woods looking weird.(he always looks weird, sorry elijah lovers) Elijah has had tooooo much caffine, much too much. It transforms hime every half moon, but tonoght he had an overdose. And look what happened. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] __________________ ~ Kementari ~ Elen síla lúmenn' omentielvo.

06-06-2003, 07:32 AM	#1829
Airehiriel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 470	Okay, time for a new pic. Ahhhhh!! What's it doin' with our muffin, precious?! Give it to us, stupid fat hobbit! [ June 06, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ] __________________ Can you fathom the mysteries of God? Can you discover the limits of the Almighty? Job 11:7

06-06-2003, 07:41 AM	#1830
GaladrieloftheOlden Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Massachusetts - digging up a bottomless hole, searching for something that's not there... Posts: 1,514	Invite me to your party! NOW! ~Menelien __________________ "Glue... very powerful stuff."

06-06-2003, 10:13 AM	#1831
Yavanna228 Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2003 Location: on the wings of the morning Posts: 394	Gollum before his morning coffee. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] Peace __________________ 'Dulaman na Binne Bui, Dulaman Gaelach/ Dulaman na farraige, 's e b'fhearr a bhi in Eirinn!'

06-06-2003, 05:05 PM	#1832
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,197	LEAVE MISTER PICKLES ALONE!!!! __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."

06-06-2003, 07:10 PM	#1833
ElenCala Isil Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Somewhere Else Posts: 439	ahhh! Bilbo's grown another head out of his shoulder! [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] __________________ Prevent Merry-abuse today! Join the S.A.M. (That's the Save-A-Merry foundation) Rivendell brought to you by the long lost sister of the guy who be short.

06-06-2003, 07:14 PM	#1834
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Bilbo finds a new companion-and calls him MiniMe. Having been banished by Gandalf into the body of a doll, Wormtongue starts sneaking up behind innocent hobbits and scaring the heebie-jeebies out of them. (I've never seen either of those movies, by the way. What's with the tree-fondlers now?) __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

06-06-2003, 07:22 PM	#1835
Yavanna228 Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2003 Location: on the wings of the morning Posts: 394	Ian: 'He is my own, my creation, my precioussss...' Peace __________________ 'Dulaman na Binne Bui, Dulaman Gaelach/ Dulaman na farraige, 's e b'fhearr a bhi in Eirinn!'

06-06-2003, 07:26 PM	#1836
Wolvaurynomir Pile O'Bones Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Arizona; feel the burn.... Posts: 21	"Yesss... I think I will put a dead rat in Sean Astin's pizza box. What do you think, Bad Conscience?" __________________ For Gondor and the fallen... bub! ?!?! This isn't Osgiliath! Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King! Eat squid for Boromir the Disco king!

06-07-2003, 09:13 AM	#1838
GaladrieloftheOlden Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Massachusetts - digging up a bottomless hole, searching for something that's not there... Posts: 1,514	Ian: smiling insanely There is no highly disturbing creature right behind me, leaning over my shoulder... this is all my imagination... ~Menelien __________________ "Glue... very powerful stuff."