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The Perky Ent · 09-18-2005, 09:36 AM

Fortunatly, by a random coincidence, there was a lighting storm that, once again by coincidence, randomly killed all the orcs in all of Arda. And if any every showed up again, the lighting storm would kill them!

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-18-2005, 09:40 AM

Unfortunatly, the Uruk-high were still around

Glirdan · 09-18-2005, 09:42 AM

Fourtunately, Varda decided to blind them with light and they all fell into chasams and were never seen again.

The Perky Ent · 09-18-2005, 09:42 AM

Unfortunatly, there was a trampoline at the end of the chasm, and they bounced back up!

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-18-2005, 09:45 AM

Fourtunately, not high enough.

Glirdan · 09-18-2005, 09:46 AM

Unfoutunately, the Nazgul came and brought them up one by one.

The Perky Ent · 09-18-2005, 09:52 AM

Fortunatly, everyone had already moved on and had some lembas at the local Starbucks

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-18-2005, 09:54 AM

Unfoutunately, the lembas was stale like everything else at star-bucks.

Glirdan · 09-18-2005, 10:00 AM

Fourtunately, they decided to skip the lembas and decided to go watch Denethor jump off of the top of the courtyard and watch him plumet to his fiery doom.

The Perky Ent · 09-18-2005, 10:20 AM

Unfortunatly, Denethor, for some crazy reason, had a fiery Balrog whip and took them all down with him!

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-18-2005, 10:24 AM

Fortunately, by the time he grabbed hold of anyone, he was only two feet from the ground.

Glirdan · 09-18-2005, 10:26 AM

Unfourtunately, he grabbed Aragorn right before the wedding.

The Perky Ent · 09-18-2005, 10:29 AM

Fortunatly, the eagles came and scooped him up, blowdried his hair, and dressed him before dropping him off for the wedding.

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-18-2005, 10:35 AM

Unfourtunately, he was now five days late. It took a long time to get Aragorn clean.

Glirdan · 09-18-2005, 10:38 AM

Fourtunately, Arwen was to busy with Haldi to notice.

Captain Grishnahk · 09-18-2005, 06:33 PM

Unfortunatly Grishnahk had no clue what every1 was talking about... and it is all so unclear to any1 and every1....

So he started a new one...

Turian the elf was running down the rode, and a dark terror terrorized his very interior to tears.

Unfortunatly the terror had a horse

Boromir88 · 09-18-2005, 06:45 PM

Fortunately Boromir88 understood what was going on and got everything back on track...When Aragorn was ready for the wedding to his shock Arwen and Haldir had married 3 days prior and Aragorn was informed they were on their honeymoon.

Meneltarmacil · 09-18-2005, 06:50 PM

Unfortunately, this thread exploded from the total insanity brought about by all the recent posts.

Glirdan · 09-18-2005, 08:30 PM

Fourtunately, the main posters of this thread (Gil, Menel, Hookbill, Boro, Perky and myself) started the thread up again.

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-18-2005, 11:48 PM

*cough*
The Top 5 posters on tis thread are;

Hookbill the Goomba 265
Meneltarmacil 184
Glirdan 160
The Elf-warrior 154
Gil-Galad 137

Just thought I'd point it out

Quote:

Fourtunately, the main posters of this thread started the thread up again.

Unfortunately, all of the Middle Earth characters decided that they did not want to be toyed with in this cruel manner.

Boromir88 · 09-19-2005, 04:36 AM

Quote:

*cough*
The Top 5 posters on tis thread are;

Hookbill the Goomba 265
Meneltarmacil 184
Glirdan 160
The Elf-warrior 154
Gil-Galad 137

Just thought I'd point it out

Yes, I went through a long period of not posting on this thread. Though, I don't quite know the reason why. But, don't try to usurp me! I'm the founder here!

_______________________

Fortunately, Boromir88 gave them all 50 bucks and they came back.

Celuien · 09-19-2005, 06:43 AM

Unfortunately, the money was counterfeit and the characters were now very, very angry.

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-19-2005, 09:11 AM

Fortunately, they soon found that the Orcs were so blinded by greed that they would accept these counterfeit monies. So now the Dwarves bought back Moria and everyone else paid the Orcs to go away for a million years.

Glirdan · 09-19-2005, 06:50 PM

Unfourtunately, everyone knows that Orcs are a bunch of lieing, kinivng idiots and that they wouldn't go away. So instead, they told them that if they jumped into Mount Doom, they'd find the money. So they did.

Captain Grishnahk · 09-19-2005, 08:24 PM

Fortunatly Aragorn was greedy also, and found himself falling along with the orcs down into MOunt Doom

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-19-2005, 11:58 PM

Unfortunately, the wheels were fixed and the engine working and Mount Zoom sped off into the night before anyone could jump into the lava.

Boromir88 · 09-20-2005, 05:15 AM

Fortunately Mount Zoom was build over an endless time vortex and all the orcs (plus Aragorn) fell in it.

Meneltarmacil · 09-20-2005, 12:51 PM

Unfortunately, this had zapped them back to a time before the world had actually existed, and Aragorn was now seriously in need of oxygen.

The Elf-warrior · 09-20-2005, 01:05 PM

Fortunately Eru brought Aragorn back to the present time.

Morsul the Dark · 09-20-2005, 01:10 PM

unfortunately eru foorgot aragorn's lungs so he was still in dire need of oxygen

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-20-2005, 01:43 PM

Fortunately, since it was present times, he was given an iron lung.

Boromir88 · 09-20-2005, 02:43 PM

Unfortunately the Iron Lung gave him lead poisoining (how strange?) and he died.

Glirdan · 09-20-2005, 03:21 PM

Fourtunately, Arwen didn't care because she was still married to Haldir.

The Perky Ent · 09-20-2005, 07:29 PM

Unfortunatly, Eru did care and brought him back to life!

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-20-2005, 11:50 PM

Fourtunately, this was a good thing as Frodo now had someone to help him to get to Rivendell.

WaynetheGoblin · 09-21-2005, 05:58 AM

Unfortunatly he still had the iron lunge so he died again after eru left.

Glirdan · 09-21-2005, 07:39 AM

Fourtunately, Eru decided to remove the iron lung before he sent him back.

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-21-2005, 08:10 AM

Unfortunatly, now he could not breath.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 09-21-2005, 08:18 AM

. . . that didn't matter, because he was now a cyborg made of lembas.

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-21-2005, 08:40 AM

Unfortunately, he got run over by Mount Zoom.

09-18-2005, 09:36 AM	#1721
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	"Feast on his flesh" Fortunatly, by a random coincidence, there was a lighting storm that, once again by coincidence, randomly killed all the orcs in all of Arda. And if any every showed up again, the lighting storm would kill them! __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-18-2005, 09:40 AM	#1722
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunatly, the Uruk-high were still around __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-18-2005, 09:42 AM	#1723
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, Varda decided to blind them with light and they all fell into chasams and were never seen again. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-18-2005, 09:42 AM	#1724
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Unfortunatly, there was a trampoline at the end of the chasm, and they bounced back up! __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.' Last edited by The Perky Ent; 09-18-2005 at 09:43 AM. Reason: curse you Glirdan!!!

09-18-2005, 09:45 AM	#1725
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fourtunately, not high enough. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-18-2005, 09:46 AM	#1726
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfoutunately, the Nazgul came and brought them up one by one. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-18-2005, 09:52 AM	#1727
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Fortunatly, everyone had already moved on and had some lembas at the local Starbucks __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-18-2005, 09:54 AM	#1728
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfoutunately, the lembas was stale like everything else at star-bucks. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-18-2005, 10:00 AM	#1729
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, they decided to skip the lembas and decided to go watch Denethor jump off of the top of the courtyard and watch him plumet to his fiery doom. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-18-2005, 10:20 AM	#1730
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	To Goblin Town! Unfortunatly, Denethor, for some crazy reason, had a fiery Balrog whip and took them all down with him! __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-18-2005, 10:24 AM	#1731
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, by the time he grabbed hold of anyone, he was only two feet from the ground. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-18-2005, 10:26 AM	#1732
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfourtunately, he grabbed Aragorn right before the wedding. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-18-2005, 10:29 AM	#1733
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Fortunatly, the eagles came and scooped him up, blowdried his hair, and dressed him before dropping him off for the wedding. __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-18-2005, 10:35 AM	#1734
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfourtunately, he was now five days late. It took a long time to get Aragorn clean. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-18-2005, 10:38 AM	#1735
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, Arwen was to busy with Haldi to notice. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-18-2005, 06:33 PM	#1736
Captain Grishnahk Wight Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 106	Unfortunatly Grishnahk had no clue what every1 was talking about... and it is all so unclear to any1 and every1.... So he started a new one... Turian the elf was running down the rode, and a dark terror terrorized his very interior to tears. Unfortunatly the terror had a horse __________________ "Faithless is he who says farewell when the road darkens." --J.R.R. Tolkien

09-18-2005, 06:45 PM	#1737
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Fortunately Boromir88 understood what was going on and got everything back on track...When Aragorn was ready for the wedding to his shock Arwen and Haldir had married 3 days prior and Aragorn was informed they were on their honeymoon. __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-18-2005, 06:50 PM	#1738
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, this thread exploded from the total insanity brought about by all the recent posts. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

09-18-2005, 08:30 PM	#1739
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, the main posters of this thread (Gil, Menel, Hookbill, Boro, Perky and myself) started the thread up again. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-19-2005, 06:43 AM	#1742
Celuien Riveting Ribbiter Join Date: May 2005 Location: Assigned to Mordor Posts: 1,767	Unfortunately, the money was counterfeit and the characters were now very, very angry. __________________ People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect. But actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff.

09-19-2005, 09:11 AM	#1743
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, they soon found that the Orcs were so blinded by greed that they would accept these counterfeit monies. So now the Dwarves bought back Moria and everyone else paid the Orcs to go away for a million years. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-19-2005, 06:50 PM	#1744
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfourtunately, everyone knows that Orcs are a bunch of lieing, kinivng idiots and that they wouldn't go away. So instead, they told them that if they jumped into Mount Doom, they'd find the money. So they did. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-19-2005, 08:24 PM	#1745
Captain Grishnahk Wight Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 106	Fortunatly Aragorn was greedy also, and found himself falling along with the orcs down into MOunt Doom __________________ "Faithless is he who says farewell when the road darkens." --J.R.R. Tolkien

09-19-2005, 11:58 PM	#1746
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, the wheels were fixed and the engine working and Mount Zoom sped off into the night before anyone could jump into the lava. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-20-2005, 05:15 AM	#1747
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Fortunately Mount Zoom was build over an endless time vortex and all the orcs (plus Aragorn) fell in it. __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-20-2005, 12:51 PM	#1748
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, this had zapped them back to a time before the world had actually existed, and Aragorn was now seriously in need of oxygen. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

09-20-2005, 01:05 PM	#1749
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Fortunately Eru brought Aragorn back to the present time. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

09-20-2005, 01:10 PM	#1750
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	unfortunately eru foorgot aragorn's lungs so he was still in dire need of oxygen __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

09-20-2005, 01:43 PM	#1751
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, since it was present times, he was given an iron lung. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-20-2005, 02:43 PM	#1752
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Unfortunately the Iron Lung gave him lead poisoining (how strange?) and he died. __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-20-2005, 03:21 PM	#1753
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, Arwen didn't care because she was still married to Haldir. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-20-2005, 07:29 PM	#1754
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Miracles! Unfortunatly, Eru did care and brought him back to life! __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-20-2005, 11:50 PM	#1755
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fourtunately, this was a good thing as Frodo now had someone to help him to get to Rivendell. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-21-2005, 05:58 AM	#1756
WaynetheGoblin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: far far away Posts: 275	Unfortunatly he still had the iron lunge so he died again after eru left. __________________ if your happy im happy if your sad im sad if you jump of a cliff i watch

09-21-2005, 07:39 AM	#1757
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, Eru decided to remove the iron lung before he sent him back. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf