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Boromir88 · 09-15-2005, 06:12 PM

Unfortunately, the person watching this movie, didn't like Boromir88 exploding. So he rewound it to the very first post of the thread...

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Fortunately, Gimli finally found something to eat

(P.S.) It's still on fortunately.

The Elf-warrior · 09-15-2005, 06:16 PM

Fortunately Gollum found something to eat in the Mines of Moria that wasn't stringy.

Gurthang · 09-15-2005, 06:23 PM

Unfortunately, the something that Gollum found to eat in the Mines of Moria that wasn't stringy gave him... well,.... a rather nasty sickness.

Glirdan · 09-15-2005, 06:24 PM

Fourtunately, that rather nassty sickness got passed on to the orcs and the Balrog.

The 1,000 Reader · 09-15-2005, 06:30 PM

Unfortunately, the virus made them super-powered zombies bent on taking the One Ring.

Glirdan · 09-15-2005, 06:32 PM

Fourtunately, those zombies were destroyed by Sauron because he thought they were to hideous to keep.

Ps: Welcom 1,000 Reader to the Downs!!!

Captain Grishnahk · 09-15-2005, 06:37 PM

Fortunatly the fellowship was chased by the balrog and the orcs, and they left gollum alone, (Who just went dancing on his way, singing a little ditty,... that i quote from memory,... and it goes a little somthin' like this...)))))

OOOOHHHH!!!!!!!

The stream and pool is nice and cool so juicy sweet!
We only wish
to catch a fish
so juicy sweeeeettt!!!!

sorry....

-The Captain

"What about their legs, they dont need those." -Grishnahk, Captain of the Dark Tower

Gil-Galad · 09-15-2005, 06:44 PM

Unfortunately the Balrog and orcs ran into Gollum, and the fellowship
escaped

Glirdan · 09-15-2005, 06:46 PM

Fourtunately, Gandalf still fell with the Balrog and eventually became Gandalf the White

The Perky Ent · 09-15-2005, 06:53 PM

Unfortunatly, Gandalf's cloak wasn't ironed, so he killed himself again.

Glirdan · 09-15-2005, 06:55 PM

Fourtunately, Aragorn ironed it before Gandalf decided to kill himself and Gandalf didn't kill himself.

The Elf-warrior · 09-15-2005, 08:57 PM

Unfortunately Gandalf died when he hit the water so it took an extra two months for Gandalf and Gwaihir to find each other.

Glirdan · 09-15-2005, 09:01 PM

Fourtunately, Gandalf unfroze because he was burning with anger and Gwahir actually found him two months earlier.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 09-15-2005, 09:17 PM

. . .during that two months, Sauron recovered the Ring and invaded Taniquetil.

The Elf-warrior · 09-15-2005, 09:23 PM

Fortunately the invasion was quickly exterminated.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 09-15-2005, 09:27 PM

. . . the extermination was quickly invaded.

Márcolië Lamen · 09-15-2005, 09:56 PM

Fortunately this bantering between invasions and exterminations quickly fell

Orominuialwen · 09-15-2005, 10:00 PM

Unfortunately, there were more important things to worry about, since Morgoth had just kidnapped Varda.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 09-15-2005, 10:08 PM

. . . Varda knew kung fu.

The 1,000 Reader · 09-15-2005, 11:25 PM

Unfortunately, Morgoth resurected the Witch-King, who somehow defeated Varda with his coolness alone.

THE Ka · 09-16-2005, 12:02 AM

Fortunately, Varda happened to be drinking some hot cocoa and put a damper on the Witch-King's 'coolness' for good...

~ Aesthete

Kath · 09-16-2005, 09:37 AM

Unfortunately the cocoa contained thermite and melted Varda!

- - - - -

Go Brainiac!

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-16-2005, 09:38 AM

Fortunately, a caravan got in the way!

Kath · 09-16-2005, 09:39 AM

Unfortunately it exploded with a pretty blue-white flame because there was a lead compound in it and so there was nothing to stop the thermite!

Hiriel · 09-16-2005, 11:21 AM

Except for a scowling purist of Varda's court, who fortunantly pointed out that thermite doesn't exist in middle earth.

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-16-2005, 11:40 AM

Unfortunately, during the confusion, Sauron was making off with all of Varda's gold.

Kath · 09-16-2005, 12:41 PM

Fortunately, he had been caught up in the caravan explosion.

Glirdan · 09-16-2005, 02:18 PM

Unfourutnately, he got away, with the Ring!!!!

THE Ka · 09-16-2005, 07:44 PM

Fortunately, he decided to swallow the ring with a good glass of water, which unknown to him was coated with a high amount of formaldehyde, which immediately put him in a coma.

~ Aesthete

The Elf-warrior · 09-16-2005, 07:58 PM

Unfortunately Varda was killed in the thermite explosion.

Glirdan · 09-16-2005, 08:25 PM

Fourtunately, the Valar can't be killed

The Elf-warrior · 09-16-2005, 09:06 PM

Unfortunately Sauron recovered from his coma.

Glirdan · 09-16-2005, 09:27 PM

Fourutnately, Frodo put him into a permanent coma by throwing the Ring into Mount Doom.

Boromir88 · 09-16-2005, 09:36 PM

Unfortunately, everyone was wrong about the ring all a long. It couldn't be destroyed by Mount Doom, it could only be destroyed if there was a machine built that could travel the speed of light, making everything go back in time to before the ring was made, or if that doesn't make sense a tub of pepto bismal.

Glirdan · 09-16-2005, 09:37 PM

Fourtunately, the liquid inside Mount Doom was infact pepto bismol.

Gil-Galad · 09-16-2005, 09:39 PM

unfortunately it was radioactive Pepto Bismal... hey i started Pepto Bismal on here!

Glirdan · 09-16-2005, 09:41 PM

Fourtunately, no one cared that Gil started Pepto Bismol on here. Besides, it wasn't radioactive, it wasn't even active. It was just plain Pepto Bismol.

Boromir88 · 09-16-2005, 09:44 PM

Unfortunately Liquid Analyst Tester Boromir88 stepped in and ruled in favor of Gil-Galad declaring it to be radioactive pepto bismol.

Glirdan · 09-16-2005, 09:53 PM

Fourtunately, the radioactive tester didn't know what he was doing and therefor the Pepto Bismol wasn't radioactive.

The Perky Ent · 09-16-2005, 10:18 PM

Unfortunatly, Perky came with his spice rack and added poison to the pepto-(a)bismol, making it radioactive!

09-15-2005, 06:16 PM	#1642
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	A frresssh start. Fortunately Gollum found something to eat in the Mines of Moria that wasn't stringy. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

09-15-2005, 06:23 PM	#1643
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Unfortunately, the something that Gollum found to eat in the Mines of Moria that wasn't stringy gave him... well,.... a rather nasty sickness. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

09-15-2005, 06:24 PM	#1644
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	A "New" Begining Fourtunately, that rather nassty sickness got passed on to the orcs and the Balrog. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-15-2005, 06:32 PM	#1646
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, those zombies were destroyed by Sauron because he thought they were to hideous to keep. Ps: Welcom 1,000 Reader to the Downs!!! __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-15-2005, 06:44 PM	#1648
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Unfortunately the Balrog and orcs ran into Gollum, and the fellowship escaped __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

09-15-2005, 06:30 PM	#1645
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Unfortunately, the virus made them super-powered zombies bent on taking the One Ring.

09-15-2005, 06:37 PM	#1647
Captain Grishnahk Wight Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 106	Fortunatly the fellowship was chased by the balrog and the orcs, and they left gollum alone, (Who just went dancing on his way, singing a little ditty,... that i quote from memory,... and it goes a little somthin' like this...))))) OOOOHHHH!!!!!!! The stream and pool is nice and cool so juicy sweet! We only wish to catch a fish so juicy sweeeeettt!!!! sorry.... -The Captain *"What about their legs, they dont need those." -Grishnahk, Captain of the Dark Tower*

09-15-2005, 06:46 PM	#1649
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, Gandalf still fell with the Balrog and eventually became Gandalf the White __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-15-2005, 06:53 PM	#1650
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Unfortunatly, Gandalf's cloak wasn't ironed, so he killed himself again. __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-15-2005, 06:55 PM	#1651
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, Aragorn ironed it before Gandalf decided to kill himself and Gandalf didn't kill himself. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-15-2005, 08:57 PM	#1652
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately Gandalf died when he hit the water so it took an extra two months for Gandalf and Gwaihir to find each other. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

09-15-2005, 09:01 PM	#1653
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, Gandalf unfroze because he was burning with anger and Gwahir actually found him two months earlier. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-15-2005, 09:17 PM	#1654
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Unfortunately . . . . . .during that two months, Sauron recovered the Ring and invaded Taniquetil. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

09-15-2005, 09:23 PM	#1655
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Fortunately the invasion was quickly exterminated. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

09-15-2005, 09:27 PM	#1656
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Unfortunately . . . . . . the extermination was quickly invaded. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

09-15-2005, 09:56 PM	#1657
Márcolië Lamen Wight Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Nwy, land of the llamas Posts: 109	Fortunately this bantering between invasions and exterminations quickly fell __________________ Here there be turtle-dragons

09-15-2005, 10:00 PM	#1658
Orominuialwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Umbar, but before the corsairs took over. (Ave Maria University, FL, USA) Posts: 632	Unfortunately, there were more important things to worry about, since Morgoth had just kidnapped Varda. __________________ Gone for lentSeeyou at Easter! (And on Sundays too, maybe.)

09-15-2005, 10:08 PM	#1659
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Fortunately . . . . . . Varda knew kung fu. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

09-15-2005, 11:25 PM	#1660
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Unfortunately, Morgoth resurected the Witch-King, who somehow defeated Varda with his coolness alone.

09-16-2005, 12:02 AM	#1661
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Fortunately, Varda happened to be drinking some hot cocoa and put a damper on the Witch-King's 'coolness' for good... ~ Aesthete __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

09-16-2005, 09:37 AM	#1662
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Unfortunately the cocoa contained thermite and melted Varda! - - - - - Go Brainiac! __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

09-16-2005, 09:38 AM	#1663
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, a caravan got in the way! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-16-2005, 09:39 AM	#1664
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Unfortunately it exploded with a pretty blue-white flame because there was a lead compound in it and so there was nothing to stop the thermite! __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

09-16-2005, 11:21 AM	#1665
Hiriel Wight Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Sleeping in the South, dreaming of Umbar Posts: 135	Except for a scowling purist of Varda's court, who fortunantly pointed out that thermite doesn't exist in middle earth. __________________ Out of doubt, out of dark to the day's rising 4 8 15 16 23 42 ~Proud Lostaway

09-16-2005, 11:40 AM	#1666
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, during the confusion, Sauron was making off with all of Varda's gold. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-16-2005, 12:41 PM	#1667
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Fortunately, he had been caught up in the caravan explosion. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

09-16-2005, 02:18 PM	#1668
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfourutnately, he got away, with the Ring!!!! __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-16-2005, 07:44 PM	#1669
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Fortunately, he decided to swallow the ring with a good glass of water, which unknown to him was coated with a high amount of formaldehyde, which immediately put him in a coma. ~ Aesthete __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

09-16-2005, 07:58 PM	#1670
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately Varda was killed in the thermite explosion. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

09-16-2005, 08:25 PM	#1671
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, the Valar can't be killed __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-16-2005, 09:06 PM	#1672
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately Sauron recovered from his coma. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

09-16-2005, 09:27 PM	#1673
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourutnately, Frodo put him into a permanent coma by throwing the Ring into Mount Doom. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-16-2005, 09:36 PM	#1674
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Unfortunately, everyone was wrong about the ring all a long. It couldn't be destroyed by Mount Doom, it could only be destroyed if there was a machine built that could travel the speed of light, making everything go back in time to before the ring was made, or if that doesn't make sense a tub of pepto bismal. __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-16-2005, 09:37 PM	#1675
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, the liquid inside Mount Doom was infact pepto bismol. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-16-2005, 09:39 PM	#1676
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	unfortunately it was radioactive Pepto Bismal... hey i started Pepto Bismal on here! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.