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wilwarin538 · 09-12-2005, 05:55 PM

Fortunately, Gimli finally found something to eat

The Elf-warrior · 09-12-2005, 05:57 PM

Unfortunately that means we will start from scratch. (This ought to be a fortunately.)

Glirdan · 09-12-2005, 05:59 PM

Fourtunately, Glirdan missed the jump between having Sam kill Frodo and Sauron(who somehow lived) and Gimli eating something. (this seems like it should be an unfourtunately)

wilwarin538 · 09-12-2005, 06:17 PM

Unfortunately no one understood that Wilwa was simply trying to make a joke by posting the first Fortunately ever posted on this thread.

WaynetheGoblin · 09-12-2005, 06:30 PM

Fortunatly waynethegoblin did get it.

Boromir88 · 09-12-2005, 06:36 PM

Unfortunately, Tolkien had no idea how he started writing all this so he threw everything away and started all over...When Mr. Bilbo Baggins of Bag End...

Meneltarmacil · 09-12-2005, 07:00 PM

Fortunately, what he wrote was "When Mr. Bilbo Baggins of Bag End was asked by a wizard and thirteen dwarves to go on an adventure, he said 'No' and the entire series of events never happened and Johnny the Stinky Balrog jumped into Mount Doom with the Ring, destroying it. The End!"

Hiriel · 09-12-2005, 07:07 PM

Unfortunately, that never sold, and some scottish hobo with a beard down to his beltline found and published Tolkien's forgotten manuscript, making millions.

The Perky Ent · 09-12-2005, 07:40 PM

Fortunatly, either way, Frodo loses a finger, so it was all good!

Nilpaurion Felagund · 09-12-2005, 09:15 PM

. . . the finger had a mind of its own, and it took the Ring!

The Perky Ent · 09-12-2005, 09:51 PM

Fortunatly, it was severed, so it was dead and wasn't capable of anything an animate object could do.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 09-12-2005, 10:17 PM

. . . the finger ran toward Perks and tickled him to death, because he said it was dead.

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-12-2005, 11:54 PM

Fortunately, rigamortis(sp?) set in and the finger froze still.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 09-13-2005, 04:17 AM

. . . rigor mortis did not exist in Middle-earth, so the finger, while tickling Perks, replicated and attacked Hookbill.

Boromir88 · 09-13-2005, 05:02 AM

Fortunately, Frodo found his finger and sewed it back on.

WaynetheGoblin · 09-13-2005, 05:22 AM

Unfortunately he didnt know how so his finger jumped away.

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-13-2005, 05:28 AM

Fortunately, it fell into Mount Doom!!! Roar!!!

Neurion · 09-13-2005, 06:47 AM

Unfortunately, a hot and heaving spray of lava was spat out into the upper airs and began to descend upon him with incredible rapidity.

Boromir88 · 09-13-2005, 12:37 PM

Fortunately, Gwaihir came and swooped him up.

Glirdan · 09-13-2005, 03:02 PM

Unfourtunately, Gandalf was on him as well, and he was uncloaked.

I'm pretty sure you know what happened next, Frodo jumped off!!!

The Perky Ent · 09-13-2005, 03:14 PM

Fortunatly, he jumped on another eagle!

Glirdan · 09-13-2005, 03:18 PM

Unfourtunately, so did Gandalf.

Boromir88 · 09-13-2005, 04:02 PM

Fortunately the other eagle didn't want Gandalf jumping on him too, so he moved out of the way, and Gandalf went splat on the ground.

WaynetheGoblin · 09-13-2005, 04:16 PM

Unfortunatly their was a trapalin where he fell.

Hiriel · 09-13-2005, 04:20 PM

Fortunantly, the trampoline bounced him right into the void, where a waiting Morgoth could better 'appreiate' Gandalf's odd company.

Glirdan · 09-13-2005, 04:23 PM

Unfourtunately, Morgoth soon got tired of Gandalf's company and he decided to cast him out of the Void.

The Perky Ent · 09-13-2005, 06:11 PM

Fortunatly, Eru got to him before he could re-enter Arda, and Eru ate him, and turned him into a song, filled with happiness and white-ness!

Glirdan · 09-13-2005, 06:14 PM

Unfourtunately, Eru didn't care much for White Istari and he spitted him out.

The Elf-warrior · 09-13-2005, 06:17 PM

Fortunately Gandalf arrived in Middle-Earth safe and sound.

The Perky Ent · 09-13-2005, 06:18 PM

Unfortunatly, he landed on a distant island in the middle of the sea, and was never seen again! ....again!

Glirdan · 09-13-2005, 06:22 PM

Fourtunately, Manwë knew about the island and sent Gwahir to get Gandalf.

Meneltarmacil · 09-13-2005, 07:52 PM

Unfortunately, Gwaihir was getting pretty hungry, so he ate Gandalf.

Glirdan · 09-13-2005, 08:26 PM

Fourtunately, he didn't like the taste of Gandalf and he spit him out into Mordor.

The Only Real Estel · 09-13-2005, 08:44 PM

Unfortunately, Eagles can't spit that far so Gandalf landed in some forsaken wasteland. Now if we were talking about a European Eagle...

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-13-2005, 11:46 PM

Fortunately, there was a star-bucks in this wasteland and Gandalf got a job.

WaynetheGoblin · 09-14-2005, 05:35 AM

Unfortunately he was fired after 3 minuts.

The Perky Ent · 09-14-2005, 11:59 AM

Fortunatly, he won the lottery, and didn't need a job!

EDIT: 10 points for you if you get the numbers!

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-14-2005, 12:05 PM

Unfortunately, he blew it all on blackjack and pipe weed, so he needed a job again.

Boromir88 · 09-14-2005, 12:51 PM

Fortunately Gandalf radioed Scotty flying above asking him to beam him up and to Helm's Deep.

Meneltarmacil · 09-14-2005, 12:55 PM

Unfortunately, the transporter was broken as usual.

09-12-2005, 05:55 PM	#1561
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	Fortunately, Gimli finally found something to eat __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

09-12-2005, 05:57 PM	#1562
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately that means we will start from scratch. (This ought to be a fortunately.) __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

09-12-2005, 05:59 PM	#1563
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, Glirdan missed the jump between having Sam kill Frodo and Sauron(who somehow lived) and Gimli eating something. (this seems like it should be an unfourtunately) __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-12-2005, 06:17 PM	#1564
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	Unfortunately no one understood that Wilwa was simply trying to make a joke by posting the first Fortunately ever posted on this thread. __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

09-12-2005, 06:30 PM	#1565
WaynetheGoblin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: far far away Posts: 275	Fortunatly waynethegoblin did get it. __________________ if your happy im happy if your sad im sad if you jump of a cliff i watch

09-12-2005, 06:36 PM	#1566
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Unfortunately, Tolkien had no idea how he started writing all this so he threw everything away and started all over...When Mr. Bilbo Baggins of Bag End... __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-12-2005, 07:00 PM	#1567
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, what he wrote was "When Mr. Bilbo Baggins of Bag End was asked by a wizard and thirteen dwarves to go on an adventure, he said 'No' and the entire series of events never happened and Johnny the Stinky Balrog jumped into Mount Doom with the Ring, destroying it. The End!" __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

09-12-2005, 07:07 PM	#1568
Hiriel Wight Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Sleeping in the South, dreaming of Umbar Posts: 135	Unfortunately, that never sold, and some scottish hobo with a beard down to his beltline found and published Tolkien's forgotten manuscript, making millions. __________________ Out of doubt, out of dark to the day's rising 4 8 15 16 23 42 ~Proud Lostaway

09-12-2005, 07:40 PM	#1569
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Fortunatly, either way, Frodo loses a finger, so it was all good! __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-12-2005, 09:15 PM	#1570
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Unfortunately . . . . . . the finger had a mind of its own, and it took the Ring! __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

09-12-2005, 09:51 PM	#1571
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Fortunatly, it was severed, so it was dead and wasn't capable of anything an animate object could do. __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-12-2005, 10:17 PM	#1572
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Unfortunately . . . . . . the finger ran toward Perks and tickled him to death, because he said it was dead. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

09-12-2005, 11:54 PM	#1573
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, rigamortis(sp?) set in and the finger froze still. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-13-2005, 04:17 AM	#1574
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Unfortunately . . . . . . rigor mortis did not exist in Middle-earth, so the finger, while tickling Perks, replicated and attacked Hookbill. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

09-13-2005, 05:02 AM	#1575
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Fortunately, Frodo found his finger and sewed it back on. __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-13-2005, 05:22 AM	#1576
WaynetheGoblin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: far far away Posts: 275	Unfortunately he didnt know how so his finger jumped away. __________________ if your happy im happy if your sad im sad if you jump of a cliff i watch

09-13-2005, 05:28 AM	#1577
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, it fell into Mount Doom!!! Roar!!! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-13-2005, 06:47 AM	#1578
Neurion Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Standing amidst the slaughter I have wreaked upon the orcs Posts: 258	Unfortunately, a hot and heaving spray of lava was spat out into the upper airs and began to descend upon him with incredible rapidity. __________________ ____________________________________ "And a cold voice rang forth from the blade. Yea, I will drink thy blood, that I may forget the blood of Beleg my master, and of Brandir slain unjustly. I will slay thee swiftly."

09-13-2005, 12:37 PM	#1579
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Fortunately, Gwaihir came and swooped him up. __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-13-2005, 03:02 PM	#1580
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfourtunately, Gandalf was on him as well, and he was uncloaked. I'm pretty sure you know what happened next, Frodo jumped off!!! __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-13-2005, 03:14 PM	#1581
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Fortunatly, he jumped on another eagle! __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-13-2005, 03:18 PM	#1582
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfourtunately, so did Gandalf. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-13-2005, 04:02 PM	#1583
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	Fortunately the other eagle didn't want Gandalf jumping on him too, so he moved out of the way, and Gandalf went splat on the ground. __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-13-2005, 04:16 PM	#1584
WaynetheGoblin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: far far away Posts: 275	Unfortunatly their was a trapalin where he fell. __________________ if your happy im happy if your sad im sad if you jump of a cliff i watch

09-13-2005, 04:20 PM	#1585
Hiriel Wight Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Sleeping in the South, dreaming of Umbar Posts: 135	Fortunantly, the trampoline bounced him right into the void, where a waiting Morgoth could better 'appreiate' Gandalf's odd company. __________________ Out of doubt, out of dark to the day's rising 4 8 15 16 23 42 ~Proud Lostaway

09-13-2005, 04:23 PM	#1586
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfourtunately, Morgoth soon got tired of Gandalf's company and he decided to cast him out of the Void. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-13-2005, 06:11 PM	#1587
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Fortunatly, Eru got to him before he could re-enter Arda, and Eru ate him, and turned him into a song, filled with happiness and white-ness! __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-13-2005, 06:14 PM	#1588
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfourtunately, Eru didn't care much for White Istari and he spitted him out. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-13-2005, 06:17 PM	#1589
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Fortunately Gandalf arrived in Middle-Earth safe and sound. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

09-13-2005, 06:18 PM	#1590
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Unfortunatly, he landed on a distant island in the middle of the sea, and was never seen again! ....again! __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-13-2005, 06:22 PM	#1591
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, Manwë knew about the island and sent Gwahir to get Gandalf. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-13-2005, 07:52 PM	#1592
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, Gwaihir was getting pretty hungry, so he ate Gandalf. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

09-13-2005, 08:26 PM	#1593
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, he didn't like the taste of Gandalf and he spit him out into Mordor. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-13-2005, 08:44 PM	#1594
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Unfortunately, Eagles can't spit that far so Gandalf landed in some forsaken wasteland. Now if we were talking about a European Eagle...

09-13-2005, 11:46 PM	#1595
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, there was a star-bucks in this wasteland and Gandalf got a job. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...