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04-03-2003, 06:44 PM
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Guy who would be short- do you by long chance have a Mac computer? If so, hold your mouse button down until a menu appears, select "open IMAGE in new window" not "LINK". I don't know what it is with windows.
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04-03-2003, 08:55 PM
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Join Date: May 2002
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My humble attempt at creating a funny one:
 YOU CANNOT PASS!!!!!!!  Gandalf? Gandalf the Grey?  Bill? Is that you? What have you been doing all these years?  Oh, you know, killing dwarves, terrorizing orcs, and so forth...  *Gandalf addresses the Fellowship* Hey, everybody. Meet Biil the Balrog. We're old friends. We went to school together.  Nooooooo!!!!!!!!  Hey Bill, do you want to join the Fellowship?  Meeeeeee? I'm flattered! I hope it's okay and at least moderately funny. Part 2 to follow soon.
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04-03-2003, 09:08 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2002
Location: A very lovely tree-hut in the Chunnel.
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And the story continues...
 Since there can only be nine Fellowship members at a time, I think we need to hold a secret council and vote someone out.  *whisper whisper whisper*  We have reached a decision. Gimli, you're voted out of the Fellowship.  Why me? Why not Merry or Pippin?  Well, it was a tie between you and them, but if we got rid of one of them the other would leave too, and we might need them to do something important later on, like convince the Ents to go to war. So you, Gimli son of Gloin, are voted out of the Fellowship of the Ring. I didn't intend to cause such a fuss. How about I just have Gandalf come and visit me so that we can catch up on old gossip?  Fine with me. Part three: coming soon.
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04-03-2003, 09:21 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Location: A very lovely tree-hut in the Chunnel.
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Part three: the finale: Gandalf Falls
 But Gandalf! You're our leader! What will we do if you go? I don't want to lead the Fellowship!  Too bad. I've got to have fun sometime, you know. The life of a wizard is hard. I need free time for recreational activities! I'm leaving now! Goodbye! Gandalf!  Bye for now! Keep in touch! I'll send you messages by eagle and catch up with you in Lorien! Don't wait up!  Bill, are you sure this is the right way? I didn't know you lived in an abyss! How far is the fall? Wait a minute... The End
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04-04-2003, 09:40 AM
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Shadowed Prince
Join Date: Jan 2003
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i used the little pictures on the nine companions.net
how do i fix it? and why did it go wrong? (Q1 is the priority question) |
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04-04-2003, 09:54 AM
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Guy, I think what you will have to do is edit your post. Go back to the ninecompanions webpage, and find the pictures you were using. Then instead of left clicking on them first, right click on them, and when the box pops up, use that properties. Your coping the image of the little thumbnail, so whatever you do, don't left click, because then you will end up with the big picture, and copy that.
Then just replace the address that you already have on there, with the new thumbnail address. To make sure it worked, you may want to hit preview before posting. Hope that helps!
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04-04-2003, 10:10 AM
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Shadowed Prince
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how do i edit it?
(you can tell im not a very computery person) |
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04-04-2003, 10:27 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR
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Well, at the top of your post is a little piece of paper with what looks like a hammer. Click that and you can edit your post.
Hey, it LOOKS like a hammer!
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04-04-2003, 10:39 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2002
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Hey, it does look like a hammer...
Luthien, your's were so funny! Heehee, Bill the Balrog... lol!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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04-04-2003, 01:15 PM
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Shadowed Prince
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i tried but it didnt work. [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]
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04-04-2003, 01:18 PM
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Shadowed Prince
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any suggestions please? or is it just my computer?
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04-04-2003, 01:25 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2002
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What kind of computer do you have? Or did you say and I didn't see? [img]smilies/confused.gif[/img]
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04-04-2003, 02:40 PM
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Dang I can't the pictures to show up on here!!!
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04-04-2003, 03:42 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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I'll give another shot at this.
 Oh no, I think the cave troll's coming, again.  I'm coming to get you!!!  And treebeard too!  Hoom..Hoom...  Oh, but I thought treebeard was supposed to be good. The cavetroll is understandable, though.  I guess treebeard's turned on us. He was a good alie, though, for a while. And here he comes!  HOYAAAAA!!!!!!! BOOM!!!! Yeah it's really bad, I know. I couldn't come up with anything good so I just decided to do this think with treebeard. I dunno, I just felt like it.
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04-04-2003, 03:49 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2002
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 Legolas: Why am I always next to Celeborn in these things.... Yes, lame, I'm sorry. [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [ April 04, 2003: Message edited by: GaladrieloftheOlden ]
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04-04-2003, 03:56 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2002
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 This position is so uncomfortable...  This one too... Why don't I try something totally original?  I am determined...  Then again, maybe not.
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04-04-2003, 04:01 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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Good one, Izzy of the Galadriels(wait or is it just galadrieloftheolden???)
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04-04-2003, 09:39 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Mar 2002
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This is my first time trying this.
**** Barrow-Wight's Edit ***** Try again using small pictures following the guidelines I set above in a previous post. ****************************** [ April 05, 2003: Message edited by: The Barrow-Wight ]
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Consider the purr a variety of audible tranquilizer. [. . .] For a few of us, there is one more purr, a secret purr. When we combine our secret purrs, we produce the Purr of Power. And that is simply the amplified amity we feel as furred and purred beings. |
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04-05-2003, 09:09 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
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Heheh, I liked that Bill the Balrog bit...
 Oh my goodness! Here comes my fanmail again!  Oh Gandalf! Look! It's a letter, but I think it's addressed wrong.  "Hmm, let me see that my lad!"  Hmm, yes yes, addressed to the lonely mountain...  Good gracious! Do you know what this is???  As it so happens, I don't.  This...this is the mark of the end of the world.  Wh-what is it Gandalf???? What is it? Bwahaha! On to the next post!
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04-05-2003, 09:16 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
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 What is it? What is it? This is a fan letter. But not just any fan letter! It is a fan letter from a girl named Chrissie. But not just any fan letter from Chrissie! It is a fan letter from Chrissie to... Tell me! Tell me! I can't stand the suspense!!  Fool of a Baggins! It is only a Gimli fanletter!!  *gasp!*  O Gandalf, is there no hope??  Of course there is Frodo, there is always hope.  What can we do?  Don't get your suspenders in a twist, all we need do is tie it to this rocket, get a couple of fall guys to set it off, and we're all set! [ April 05, 2003: Message edited by: Oddwen ]
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04-05-2003, 09:25 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
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 Enter the two fall guys.  And now you know...  Why Merry and Pippin...  Were playing with fireworks.  Oddwen, you are the wierdest person I've ever met. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] (No I never met him and my name's not Chrissie!) [ April 05, 2003: Message edited by: Oddwen ]
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04-05-2003, 09:36 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
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I love these scenes! Whahahaha!
 Oh, right Boromir, he thinks he's the disco king. I'd like to see him try! Throw THAT in a punchbowl, Ponce Hairytoes!  Oh, so now you think you're better than me?  Woah, hey...  Merry, he is better than me! What am I going to do??  P: Oh, I'm so embarassed... M: Hey, where did this apple come from?
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04-05-2003, 09:47 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
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Ok, Frodo torture ahead! My last one of the night, I promise.
 Merry, look! Look at poor Frodo! He's so pale! He looks like he could use some...CPR! Wouldn't you say?  What are you doing?!? I don't need CPR! Why don't you guys ever leave me alone?!?  Now he's hallucinating! I'll have to hurry!  HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII......... .. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Hoohoo! That was great fun eh Frodo? Frodo??  ............................................  Merry...I think we might have killed him...
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04-05-2003, 09:49 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
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 A word to the wise, Pip, this never happened. Ok. Now I'm done. Promise. Truly. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] Goodnight, all.
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04-05-2003, 10:05 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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Haha, lol.
These are so funny. I like them, but I don't have time to make good ones and I don't want to make quick stupid ones either. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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04-05-2003, 10:24 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2002
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 Look! Merry! It's Gandalf Greyhame!  I will have an autograph!  Do not ask this of me! There are dangers in such an autograph that you cannot understand! http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/eomer/ttt_eomer_17.jpghttp://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/eomer/ttt_eomer_17.jpg[/IMG][/url] Are you implying that I'm stupid???  Don't you go insulting Eomer!  That's it! I've had it with you!  Please don't kill me! Please don't kill me! (Just ignore that the guy in the last picture that Merry is kneeling in is Theoden...) Genius has some imperfections. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [ April 05, 2003: Message edited by: GaladrieloftheOlden ]
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04-05-2003, 10:27 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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I know that one of the pics didn't work. Here it is:
 Are you implying that I'm stupid? [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]
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04-05-2003, 10:42 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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Lol Izzy, pretty funny.
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04-06-2003, 08:36 AM
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~Aragorn is looking at hos sword and it is glowing~
Aragorn: Come on guys this is not funny, who changed my sword with a lightsabre? ~ others giggle~ ~Legolas stares at his sword~ Legolas: why doesn't mine glow like Aragorn's? |
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04-06-2003, 09:47 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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That's funny. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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04-06-2003, 12:06 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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lol you guys all of those are hillarous. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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04-06-2003, 01:30 PM
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Spook the spook of spookish spookdom to spook the spooked spookers. ?!?! This isn't Osgiliath! Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King! Eat squid for Boromir the Disco King! |
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04-06-2003, 02:51 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Yeah, you guys are beginning to have an influence on me. Not sure if that's a good thing. Last night, I woke up at 3, got out of bed, and said: "do the wave for Boromir the disco king!" And after that I had a nightmare/weird dream about Boromir dancing. AAAH! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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04-06-2003, 03:47 PM
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I love these! I gotta try one, although I have to admit I got the idea from fanfics.
Ha ha, very funny Legolas! For a moment there I thought you were serious.  I wasn't joking Aragorn. Everyone thinks you should.  What! Frodo is this true?!  I'm afraid so Aragorn, it must be done.  M: Yes, Strider this can't go on any longer. P: Just looking at it is disturbing.  Don't worry Aragorn, washing your hair won't be too bad.  NOOOOOO!!!! 
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04-06-2003, 04:01 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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That was really funny! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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04-06-2003, 04:16 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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 Who is it?  Aragorn!  Honey! You're back!  Waitasec- that's not Aragorn! Horse: No really, it's fine! You can hug me instead!  !@#$%! That's it!  I'm leaving!
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04-06-2003, 04:26 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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 Oh Aragorn...  Forget Eowyn...  Forget Arwen...  Look at me!
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04-06-2003, 04:57 PM
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what the hell, none of these are funny.
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04-06-2003, 04:59 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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You don't get them, doesn't mean all of them aren't funny. Maybe mine aren't, but there's a lot of people who made really funny ones, and you're not doing them justice.
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04-06-2003, 05:01 PM
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GaladrieloftheOlden , those last two were great!!!
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