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The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 10-24-2002, 08:43 AM

Point taken, Legalos. Sorry Bethberry: that post has now been edited to give your name the full dignity of a proper noun.

Bêthberry · 10-24-2002, 09:26 AM

Ah, Legalos, this thread has been turned into a joke. No one is intruding on the Administration's role in handling the site. In fact, the thread has become simply a bit of sport in support of the Administration.

And Squatter, you are a scholar and a gentleman. In your debt, sir. *curtsies*

Bethberry

Legolas · 10-24-2002, 09:40 AM

Apologies to anyone offended...not intended as a slam of any sort. More of a general response to the original topic, not to the jocular, subsequent conversation.

Elenna · 10-24-2002, 11:16 AM

We have somewhat digressed, eh? Oh well. Bound to happen, I suppose.

For once and for all, I want to clear up my opinion on a swoon forum. I do not believe that we should have one. I do think that fangirls can become thoughtful participants in serious discussions if they discover that Legolust is not an acceptable condition here. By creating a swoon forum, we would be legitimizing such banal discussion.

mark12_30 · 10-24-2002, 11:18 AM

Legolas? I thought we were swooning over the Balrog. I just love his eyeliner.

Elenna · 10-24-2002, 11:22 AM

Ah, the Balrog...

And how 'bout that Sauron! Something about his big, fiery eyes...

Maikadilwen · 10-24-2002, 11:33 AM

Now now, Elenna. I believe Sauron is my "territory"... [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

[ October 24, 2002: Message edited by: Maikadilwen ]

Lush · 10-25-2002, 08:39 AM

Indeed. When I saw the "Balrog's" eyeliner, I jumped out of my seat and started licking the screen. Needless to say, I was escorted out of the theater very soon after. My name is Lush, and I have a problem. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Birdland · 10-25-2002, 09:23 AM

I'm a pushover for demons with wings, myself.

Elenna · 10-25-2002, 09:25 AM

Lush, I had a similar problem when I insisted on "Rocky-Horrorizing" the show with my best friend. We kept adding "Mr. Anderson" after all of Elrond's lines, etc. Silly movie theater staff.

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 10-26-2002, 05:32 AM

I would have thought that appending "Mr. Underhill" wherever Elrond addressed Frodo would be more appropriate. It even has the same rhythm.

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When I saw the "Balrog's" eyeliner, I jumped out of my seat and started licking the screen.

You're a very, very disturbed creature. Have you any idea how much filth gets on those screens?

Elenna · 10-26-2002, 01:59 PM

That does sound pretty gross, Squatter. But the Balrog's steaming hottiness prevails over bacteria any day.

And next time I'll say Mr. Underhill. I promise.

TolkienGurl · 10-26-2002, 02:28 PM

You guys crack me up!

This is Lush licking the screen:

It's a joke! Ha ha.

[ October 26, 2002: Message edited by: TolkienGurl ]

mark12_30 · 10-26-2002, 03:05 PM

So, Elenna, any movie theater that wants to sterilize their screens need only air The Fellowship Of The Ring-- once will do.

We could work this angle. "Gee, this is a big theater; twelve screens? When were they last sterilized? Mmmm-hmmm. Definitely time to rerun LOTR and avoid a call from the Board of Health."

Elenna · 10-26-2002, 03:46 PM

You better believe it! One screening every day, and they'll have the cleanest screens in the world!

If only we could do that with the floors...

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 10-26-2002, 05:24 PM

Before you get too carried away, though, I should point out that there are many cinemas, but only one Lush.

Besides, wouldn't you need step-ladders near the screen to get the top done?

mark12_30 · 10-26-2002, 05:41 PM

Squatter, Squatter, it's the stupendous heat given off by that hunky, eyeliner-wearing BALROG that sterilizes the screen.

Lush is a powerful woman, but sterilization is not something I associate with her, generally speaking.

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 10-26-2002, 07:48 PM

Ah. My mistake. Flame of Udûn cleaning services Ltd.

Birdland · 10-26-2002, 09:31 PM

Squatter - I hope your new avatar isn't suggesting that the Downs is being sunk by an massive ice floe of "fangirls". [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

TolkienGurl · 10-27-2002, 08:39 AM

ice doesn't sink

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 10-27-2002, 09:40 AM

Other things have been known to sink on contact with ice, however. No, Birdie; it was that moustache that prompted me to use Sir Cosmo as my avatar, not his unfortunate Atlantic experiences. I should like to say, though, that he was one of the survivors.

Personally I think that our problem is more likely to be the looming mass of The Two Towers, which some sharp-eyed lookouts are even now announcing to the Officer of the Watch.

[EDIT: The avatar reference is to an old black-and-white photograph of Sir Cosmo Edmund Duff-Gordon, fifth baronet, which used to be on Encyclopaedia Titanica. I'd had no avatar before that, hence the interest.]

Maikadilwen · 10-27-2002, 10:45 AM

Squatter are you saying that FOTR was nothing but the "Titanic Overture" for TTT?

[ October 27, 2002: Message edited by: Maikadilwen ]

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 10-27-2002, 01:09 PM

I fear that the last film was a mere New York incident in comparison with what is to come, yes.

Elenna · 10-27-2002, 02:18 PM

*Threatening music starts to play...*

Well, I'm actually not sure that TTT will cause a huge population explosion. After all, most of the audience will be made up of those who have already seen FOTR. I doubt the increase will be as much as the FOTR one (of which I must admit, I was a part.)

Bêthberry · 10-27-2002, 03:02 PM

And ROTK will be the Mont Blanc incident (the December 6 1917 explosion in Halifax harbour) Squatter? One could refer to the movies' self-destructive urges, couldn't one?

[ October 27, 2002: Message edited by: Bethberry ]

Gorwingel · 02-03-2003, 12:34 AM

I am not a fan girl, but Orlando, for your information does not smoke.
Most of the fan girls will be gone soon, many of the ones I see have not been back here very much.
and on another note, this is a really crazy thread, I didn't even know what you were all really talking about half the time, I guess I still am kind of new and it seems that most of the people who have posted here have been at the BD for a long time, maybe in awhile I can hopefully take part in a discussion like this. [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img]

[ February 03, 2003: Message edited by: Gorwingel ]

Inderjit Sanghera · 02-03-2003, 11:33 AM

I really don't think this site has a big a fangirl problem as other forums.

VanimaEdhel · 02-03-2003, 06:32 PM

Just as a note: the fangirl issues seem to rise with the coming of each new movie. It will die down almost to complete death until Return of the King comes out, then they will all return, crying their little eyes out about the fact that their Sam is married off and that they can't marry Frodo.

Okay: I will be crying too, but not about those things. I'll just be crying like I've cried for the first two movies...

But then, the movies will be over and the teenies will disappear again, and we'll be left to our peace and quiet. *Sigh* Thank goodness for that...

The Fifth · 02-03-2003, 10:55 PM

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Besides, wouldn't you need step-ladders near the screen to get the top done?

Can fangirls jump that high?

Or perhaps the lust generated by seeing Legolas on the screen gives them the muscular boost needed to propel themselves up to the top and lick the screen.

Gorwingel · 02-03-2003, 11:05 PM

Hey not all the people who have come to this forum because of the films are fangirls. I am defently not a fangirl, but I would have never known about Tolkien this much if I had not seen FOTR. Though you just don't like the people who have not done as much reasearch as me, and the people who have not read the books.

Inderjit Sanghera · 02-04-2003, 08:36 AM

Couldn't we just start a thread for fangirls? It would be better. Then they could stop annoying others, though it would be the worst thread ever. (In my opinion.)

[ February 04, 2003: Message edited by: Inderjit Sanghera ]

VanimaEdhel · 02-16-2003, 05:31 PM

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Couldn't we just start a thread for fangirls? It would be better. Then they could stop annoying others, though it would be the worst thread ever. (In my opinion.)

Our point is that it encourages them if we cater to them. Scaring them away is much easier (and more fun). Don't worry, I'm kidding...a bit...

10-24-2002, 08:43 AM	#121
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh Spectre of Decay Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Bar-en-Danwedh Posts: 2,178	Point taken, Legalos. Sorry Bethberry: that post has now been edited to give your name the full dignity of a proper noun. __________________ Man kenuva métim' andúne? Last edited by The Squatter of Amon Rûdh; 12-06-2005 at 10:56 AM. Reason: I'll give you three guesses

10-24-2002, 09:26 AM	#122
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 5,997	Ah, Legalos, this thread has been turned into a joke. No one is intruding on the Administration's role in handling the site. In fact, the thread has become simply a bit of sport in support of the Administration. And Squatter, you are a scholar and a gentleman. In your debt, sir. curtsies Bethberry __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

10-24-2002, 09:40 AM	#123
Legolas A Northern Soul Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Valinor Posts: 1,847	Apologies to anyone offended...not intended as a slam of any sort. More of a general response to the original topic, not to the jocular, subsequent conversation. __________________ ...take counsel with thyself, and remember who and what thou art.

10-24-2002, 11:16 AM	#124
Elenna A Ghostly Light Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: My private bubble of innocence Posts: 563	We have somewhat digressed, eh? Oh well. Bound to happen, I suppose. For once and for all, I want to clear up my opinion on a swoon forum. I do not believe that we should have one. I do think that fangirls can become thoughtful participants in serious discussions if they discover that Legolust is not an acceptable condition here. By creating a swoon forum, we would be legitimizing such banal discussion. __________________ If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."

10-24-2002, 11:18 AM	#125
mark12_30 Stormdancer of Doom Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Elvish singing is not a thing to miss, in June under the stars Posts: 4,349	Legolas? I thought we were swooning over the Balrog. I just love his eyeliner. __________________ ...down to the water to see the elves dance and sing upon the midsummer's eve.

10-24-2002, 11:22 AM	#126
Elenna A Ghostly Light Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: My private bubble of innocence Posts: 563	Ah, the Balrog... And how 'bout that Sauron! Something about his big, fiery eyes... __________________ If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."

10-24-2002, 11:33 AM	#127
Maikadilwen Summoner of Lost Souls Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: At home, with my Strongbow Posts: 521	Now now, Elenna. I believe Sauron is my "territory"... [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [ October 24, 2002: Message edited by: Maikadilwen ] __________________ -"Death borders upon our birth, and our cradle stands in the grave. Our birth is nothing but our death begun."

10-25-2002, 08:39 AM	#128
Lush Fair and Cold Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: the big onion Posts: 1,770	Indeed. When I saw the "Balrog's" eyeliner, I jumped out of my seat and started licking the screen. Needless to say, I was escorted out of the theater very soon after. My name is Lush, and I have a problem. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ ~The beginning is the word and the end is silence. And in between are all the stories. This is one of mine~

10-25-2002, 09:23 AM	#129
Birdland Ghastly Neekerbreeker Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: the banks of the mighty Scioto Posts: 1,751	I'm a pushover for demons with wings, myself.

10-25-2002, 09:25 AM	#130
Elenna A Ghostly Light Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: My private bubble of innocence Posts: 563	Lush, I had a similar problem when I insisted on "Rocky-Horrorizing" the show with my best friend. We kept adding "Mr. Anderson" after all of Elrond's lines, etc. Silly movie theater staff. __________________ If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."

10-26-2002, 01:59 PM	#132
Elenna A Ghostly Light Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: My private bubble of innocence Posts: 563	That does sound pretty gross, Squatter. But the Balrog's steaming hottiness prevails over bacteria any day. And next time I'll say Mr. Underhill. I promise. __________________ If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."

10-26-2002, 02:28 PM	#133
TolkienGurl Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Michigan, USA Posts: 637	You guys crack me up! This is Lush licking the screen: It's a joke! Ha ha. [ October 26, 2002: Message edited by: TolkienGurl ] __________________ Hopes fail. An end comes. We have only a little time to wait now. We are lost in ruin and downfall and there is no escape. -Frodo My Livejournal

10-26-2002, 03:05 PM	#134
mark12_30 Stormdancer of Doom Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Elvish singing is not a thing to miss, in June under the stars Posts: 4,349	So, Elenna, any movie theater that wants to sterilize their screens need only air The Fellowship Of The Ring-- once will do. We could work this angle. "Gee, this is a big theater; twelve screens? When were they last sterilized? Mmmm-hmmm. Definitely time to rerun LOTR and avoid a call from the Board of Health." __________________ ...down to the water to see the elves dance and sing upon the midsummer's eve.

10-26-2002, 03:46 PM	#135
Elenna A Ghostly Light Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: My private bubble of innocence Posts: 563	You better believe it! One screening every day, and they'll have the cleanest screens in the world! If only we could do that with the floors... __________________ If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."

10-26-2002, 05:24 PM	#136
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh Spectre of Decay Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Bar-en-Danwedh Posts: 2,178	Before you get too carried away, though, I should point out that there are many cinemas, but only one Lush. Besides, wouldn't you need step-ladders near the screen to get the top done? __________________ Man kenuva métim' andúne? Last edited by The Squatter of Amon Rûdh; 12-06-2005 at 10:59 AM. Reason: Bet you can't guess

10-26-2002, 05:41 PM	#137
mark12_30 Stormdancer of Doom Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Elvish singing is not a thing to miss, in June under the stars Posts: 4,349	Squatter, Squatter, it's the stupendous heat given off by that hunky, eyeliner-wearing BALROG that sterilizes the screen. Lush is a powerful woman, but sterilization is not something I associate with her, generally speaking. __________________ ...down to the water to see the elves dance and sing upon the midsummer's eve.

10-26-2002, 07:48 PM	#138
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh Spectre of Decay Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Bar-en-Danwedh Posts: 2,178	Ah. My mistake. Flame of Udûn cleaning services Ltd. __________________ Man kenuva métim' andúne?

10-26-2002, 09:31 PM	#139
Birdland Ghastly Neekerbreeker Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: the banks of the mighty Scioto Posts: 1,751	Squatter - I hope your new avatar isn't suggesting that the Downs is being sunk by an massive ice floe of "fangirls". [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

10-27-2002, 08:39 AM	#140
TolkienGurl Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Michigan, USA Posts: 637	ice doesn't sink __________________ Hopes fail. An end comes. We have only a little time to wait now. We are lost in ruin and downfall and there is no escape. -Frodo My Livejournal

10-27-2002, 09:40 AM	#141
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh Spectre of Decay Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Bar-en-Danwedh Posts: 2,178	Other things have been known to sink on contact with ice, however. No, Birdie; it was that moustache that prompted me to use Sir Cosmo as my avatar, not his unfortunate Atlantic experiences. I should like to say, though, that he was one of the survivors. Personally I think that our problem is more likely to be the looming mass of The Two Towers, which some sharp-eyed lookouts are even now announcing to the Officer of the Watch. [EDIT: The avatar reference is to an old black-and-white photograph of Sir Cosmo Edmund Duff-Gordon, fifth baronet, which used to be on Encyclopaedia Titanica. I'd had no avatar before that, hence the interest.] __________________ Man kenuva métim' andúne? Last edited by The Squatter of Amon Rûdh; 12-06-2005 at 11:09 AM.

10-27-2002, 10:45 AM	#142
Maikadilwen Summoner of Lost Souls Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: At home, with my Strongbow Posts: 521	Squatter are you saying that FOTR was nothing but the "Titanic Overture" for TTT? [ October 27, 2002: Message edited by: Maikadilwen ] __________________ -"Death borders upon our birth, and our cradle stands in the grave. Our birth is nothing but our death begun."

10-27-2002, 01:09 PM	#143
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh Spectre of Decay Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Bar-en-Danwedh Posts: 2,178	I fear that the last film was a mere New York incident in comparison with what is to come, yes. __________________ Man kenuva métim' andúne?

10-27-2002, 02:18 PM	#144
Elenna A Ghostly Light Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: My private bubble of innocence Posts: 563	Threatening music starts to play... Well, I'm actually not sure that TTT will cause a huge population explosion. After all, most of the audience will be made up of those who have already seen FOTR. I doubt the increase will be as much as the FOTR one (of which I must admit, I was a part.) __________________ If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."

10-27-2002, 03:02 PM	#145
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 5,997	And ROTK will be the Mont Blanc incident (the December 6 1917 explosion in Halifax harbour) Squatter? One could refer to the movies' self-destructive urges, couldn't one? [ October 27, 2002: Message edited by: Bethberry ] __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

02-03-2003, 12:34 AM	#146
Gorwingel Beholder of the Mists Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Somewhere in the Northwest... for now Posts: 1,419	I am not a fan girl, but Orlando, for your information does not smoke. Most of the fan girls will be gone soon, many of the ones I see have not been back here very much. and on another note, this is a really crazy thread, I didn't even know what you were all really talking about half the time, I guess I still am kind of new and it seems that most of the people who have posted here have been at the BD for a long time, maybe in awhile I can hopefully take part in a discussion like this. [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img] [ February 03, 2003: Message edited by: Gorwingel ] __________________ Wanted - Wonderfully witty quote that consists of pure brilliance

02-03-2003, 11:33 AM	#147
Inderjit Sanghera Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Wolverhampton, England Posts: 716	I really don't think this site has a big a fangirl problem as other forums. __________________ “If I’m more of an influence on your son as a rapper then you are as a father then you've got to look at yourself as a parent” ~>Ice Cube. "Life is so beautiful"->Don Vito Corleone

02-03-2003, 06:32 PM	#148
VanimaEdhel Etheral Enchantress Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Wellesley College! Posts: 1,461	Just as a note: the fangirl issues seem to rise with the coming of each new movie. It will die down almost to complete death until Return of the King comes out, then they will all return, crying their little eyes out about the fact that their Sam is married off and that they can't marry Frodo. Okay: I will be crying too, but not about those things. I'll just be crying like I've cried for the first two movies... But then, the movies will be over and the teenies will disappear again, and we'll be left to our peace and quiet. Sigh Thank goodness for that... __________________ "I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each others dreams, we can be together all the time." - Hobbes of Calvin and Hobbes

02-03-2003, 11:05 PM	#150
Gorwingel Beholder of the Mists Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Somewhere in the Northwest... for now Posts: 1,419	Hey not all the people who have come to this forum because of the films are fangirls. I am defently not a fangirl, but I would have never known about Tolkien this much if I had not seen FOTR. Though you just don't like the people who have not done as much reasearch as me, and the people who have not read the books. __________________ Wanted - Wonderfully witty quote that consists of pure brilliance

02-04-2003, 08:36 AM	#151
Inderjit Sanghera Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Wolverhampton, England Posts: 716	Couldn't we just start a thread for fangirls? It would be better. Then they could stop annoying others, though it would be the worst thread ever. (In my opinion.) [ February 04, 2003: Message edited by: Inderjit Sanghera ] __________________ “If I’m more of an influence on your son as a rapper then you are as a father then you've got to look at yourself as a parent” ~>Ice Cube. "Life is so beautiful"->Don Vito Corleone