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Tuor in Gondolin · 07-06-2009, 07:52 AM

...and then Rivendell...

Nessa Telrunya · 07-06-2009, 08:27 AM

"Where she could"

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-06-2009, 08:51 AM

.. get fat on ...

Nessa Telrunya · 07-06-2009, 08:56 AM

"the wonderful foods"

narfforc · 07-06-2009, 10:39 AM

.........cooked in lard.

Nessa Telrunya · 07-06-2009, 05:12 PM

"and dipped in"

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 07-06-2009, 05:16 PM

...fried beef stew...

Eönwë · 07-06-2009, 05:30 PM

...which had large...

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 07-06-2009, 05:39 PM

...chunks of slime...

Hakon · 07-06-2009, 09:35 PM

as well as

Oddwen · 07-06-2009, 09:46 PM

...many smaller ones.

When Esmeralda heard the unfortunate bit of bad news she decided to ask Bilbo to give her advice on Insurance Claims for poisoning customers.

But the Precious decided that it was best to go to Bagend and claim for itself Esmeralda's delicious pie which happened to be UncleBilbo's secret secret which everyone knew about.
So it apparently involved Arwen, Legolas, and a mob of scary-looking zombie hobbit children that all planned to dance all over Bilbo's face, which made passers-by drink zombie blood and then go and eat some lembas with unfounded glee.

Despite all this, it was clear that not even Sauron's bad breath could prevent Bilbo from releasing the horror upon the unsuspecting folk of Mirkwood vampire spiders which happened to bite Legolas Greenleaf in his buttocks which was distressing because he then required Gimli to use a special and very painful method, in order to cleanse and drink Esmeralda's remedy which was made on Tuesday night.

This caused there to be some sudden changes in this absurd story which Bilbo was trying to translate into every language, publish in Playboy, and send to Mr Peter Jackson."

A rift in the space-time continuum opened near Esmeralda's kitchen as she ate
all the cookies made from Bob marley's garden of strange Weed.
The continuum spun in many colors and teleported Esmerelda to her toilet and then Rivendell, where she could get fat on the wonderful foods cooked in lard and dipped in fried beef stew, which had large chunks of slime as well as many smaller ones.

Tuor in Gondolin · 07-06-2009, 11:49 PM

...Elrond's gourmet chef...

Eönwë · 07-07-2009, 12:18 AM

...decided to see...

narfforc · 07-07-2009, 02:04 AM

.........his mad doctor.....

Nessa Telrunya · 07-07-2009, 05:07 AM

"to find out"

narfforc · 07-07-2009, 05:35 AM

.......what psychopath meant.......

Nessa Telrunya · 07-07-2009, 05:59 AM

"to try and"

narfforc · 07-07-2009, 06:14 AM

......cure Smeagol's cousin.......

Nessa Telrunya · 07-07-2009, 06:25 AM

"of his dangerous"

narfforc · 07-07-2009, 07:16 AM

.........dead body syndrome...

Hakon · 07-07-2009, 08:47 AM

that was caused...

narfforc · 07-07-2009, 10:42 AM

.....by being eaten..

Eönwë · 07-07-2009, 04:38 PM

...by a giant...

Pitchwife · 07-07-2009, 04:56 PM

...pile of animated...

Tuor in Gondolin · 07-07-2009, 07:30 PM

...zombie hobbit protoplasm...

narfforc · 07-08-2009, 01:53 AM

............called Smeagol Gollum.......

mormegil · 07-08-2009, 02:27 AM

(I'll give this a stab, I hope this is okay)

"Deagol never did"

narfforc · 07-08-2009, 03:01 AM

........get over dying.........

Nessa Telrunya · 07-08-2009, 04:54 AM

"but instead he"

mormegil · 07-08-2009, 05:49 AM

"took to lying."

narfforc · 07-08-2009, 06:47 AM

.......and to prying......

Tuor in Gondolin · 07-08-2009, 06:58 AM

...and getting reanimated...

Nessa Telrunya · 07-08-2009, 07:14 AM

"by an unwilling"

narfforc · 07-08-2009, 07:30 AM

...angry, Half-orc....

Tuor in Gondolin · 07-08-2009, 08:40 AM

...under Saruman's direction...

Lindale · 07-08-2009, 10:01 AM

...and Deagol turned...

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-08-2009, 10:22 AM

... his nose up ...

mormegil · 07-08-2009, 10:35 AM

"to smell the"

narfforc · 07-08-2009, 10:56 AM

.....Socks of Saruman...

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-08-2009, 11:11 AM

... dangling from the ...

07-06-2009, 07:52 AM	#121
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07-06-2009, 08:27 AM	#122
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07-06-2009, 08:51 AM	#123
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	.. get fat on ... __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-06-2009, 08:56 AM	#124
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07-06-2009, 10:39 AM	#125
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	.........cooked in lard. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

07-06-2009, 05:12 PM	#126
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07-06-2009, 05:16 PM	#127
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	...fried beef stew... __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

07-06-2009, 05:30 PM	#128
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07-06-2009, 05:39 PM	#129
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	...chunks of slime... __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

07-06-2009, 09:35 PM	#130
Hakon Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2009 Location: The Twilight Zone Posts: 736	as well as __________________ Medicine for the soul. ~Inscription over the door of the Library at Thebes

07-06-2009, 09:46 PM	#131
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	...many smaller ones. When Esmeralda heard the unfortunate bit of bad news she decided to ask Bilbo to give her advice on Insurance Claims for poisoning customers. But the Precious decided that it was best to go to Bagend and claim for itself Esmeralda's delicious pie which happened to be UncleBilbo's secret secret which everyone knew about. So it apparently involved Arwen, Legolas, and a mob of scary-looking zombie hobbit children that all planned to dance all over Bilbo's face, which made passers-by drink zombie blood and then go and eat some lembas with unfounded glee. Despite all this, it was clear that not even Sauron's bad breath could prevent Bilbo from releasing the horror upon the unsuspecting folk of Mirkwood vampire spiders which happened to bite Legolas Greenleaf in his buttocks which was distressing because he then required Gimli to use a special and very painful method, in order to cleanse and drink Esmeralda's remedy which was made on Tuesday night. This caused there to be some sudden changes in this absurd story which Bilbo was trying to translate into every language, publish in Playboy, and send to Mr Peter Jackson." A rift in the space-time continuum opened near Esmeralda's kitchen as she ate all the cookies made from Bob marley's garden of strange Weed. The continuum spun in many colors and teleported Esmerelda to her toilet and then Rivendell, where she could get fat on the wonderful foods cooked in lard and dipped in fried beef stew, which had large chunks of slime as well as many smaller ones. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

07-06-2009, 11:49 PM	#132
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	...Elrond's gourmet chef... __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

07-07-2009, 12:18 AM	#133
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	...decided to see... __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

07-07-2009, 02:04 AM	#134
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	.........his mad doctor..... __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

07-07-2009, 05:07 AM	#135
Nessa Telrunya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In a paper bag Posts: 396	"to find out" __________________ Joined together wrote our names upon the page Seven times alliance our loyalties we gave

07-07-2009, 05:35 AM	#136
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	.......what psychopath meant....... __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

07-07-2009, 05:59 AM	#137
Nessa Telrunya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In a paper bag Posts: 396	"to try and" __________________ Joined together wrote our names upon the page Seven times alliance our loyalties we gave

07-07-2009, 06:14 AM	#138
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	......cure Smeagol's cousin....... __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

07-07-2009, 06:25 AM	#139
Nessa Telrunya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In a paper bag Posts: 396	"of his dangerous" __________________ Joined together wrote our names upon the page Seven times alliance our loyalties we gave

07-07-2009, 07:16 AM	#140
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	.........dead body syndrome... __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

07-07-2009, 08:47 AM	#141
Hakon Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2009 Location: The Twilight Zone Posts: 736	that was caused... __________________ Medicine for the soul. ~Inscription over the door of the Library at Thebes

07-07-2009, 10:42 AM	#142
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	.....by being eaten.. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

07-07-2009, 04:38 PM	#143
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07-07-2009, 04:56 PM	#144
Pitchwife Wight of the Old Forest Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Unattended on the railway station, in the litter at the dancehall Posts: 3,329	...pile of animated... __________________ Und aus dem Erebos kamen viele seelen herauf der abgeschiedenen toten.- Homer, Odyssey, Canto XI

07-07-2009, 07:30 PM	#145
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	...zombie hobbit protoplasm... __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

07-08-2009, 01:53 AM	#146
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	............called Smeagol Gollum....... __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER. Last edited by narfforc; 07-08-2009 at 03:40 AM.

07-08-2009, 02:27 AM	#147
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	(I'll give this a stab, I hope this is okay) "Deagol never did" __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

07-08-2009, 03:01 AM	#148
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	........get over dying......... __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

07-08-2009, 04:54 AM	#149
Nessa Telrunya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In a paper bag Posts: 396	"but instead he" __________________ Joined together wrote our names upon the page Seven times alliance our loyalties we gave

07-08-2009, 05:49 AM	#150
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,648	"took to lying." __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

07-08-2009, 06:47 AM	#151
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	.......and to prying...... __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

07-08-2009, 06:58 AM	#152
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	...and getting reanimated... __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

07-08-2009, 07:14 AM	#153
Nessa Telrunya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In a paper bag Posts: 396	"by an unwilling" __________________ Joined together wrote our names upon the page Seven times alliance our loyalties we gave

07-08-2009, 07:30 AM	#154
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	...angry, Half-orc.... __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

07-08-2009, 08:40 AM	#155
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	...under Saruman's direction... __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'