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10-05-2005, 03:40 PM | #121 | |
Riveting Ribbiter
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I wish Barad-dur was a fuzzy pink skwerl.
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10-05-2005, 03:43 PM | #122 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Granted. It kills everyone and destroys Middle-Earth.
I wish we knew more about Rhovanion. |
10-05-2005, 05:36 PM | #123 | |
Shade of Carn Dűm
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I wish gollum was a pirate-platypus. |
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10-05-2005, 05:40 PM | #124 | |
Energetic Essence
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I wish The Perky Ent was a real Ent
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10-05-2005, 07:50 PM | #125 | |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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I wish there were Hobbits living today.
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10-05-2005, 08:01 PM | #126 | |
Child of the West
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I wish the Hobbits would invade Bree.
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10-05-2005, 08:29 PM | #127 | |
Shadow of the Past
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I wish the name "Urwen" didn't sound so much like "Irwin". |
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10-05-2005, 10:13 PM | #128 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Granted. Now it is pronounced so strangely that only Tom Bombadil and Eru Iluvatar can say it correctly.
I wish we knew what the Oathbreakers were called before they broke their oath. |
10-05-2005, 10:34 PM | #129 | |
Raffish Rapscallion
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I wish I had a barrel of Longbottom leaf. |
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10-05-2005, 11:44 PM | #130 | |
Alive without breath
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I wish that elves lived in the woods behind my house.
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10-06-2005, 12:32 AM | #131 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Granted. Your house is now in the middle of nowhere.
I wish people would stop debating over Balrog wings. |
10-06-2005, 04:00 AM | #132 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Granted. People no longer debate over Balrog wings, but the post by 1000 reader made the combatants forget exactly what they were fighting for, and they train their armpower instead on 1000 reader, who disintegrates into dust.
I wish people in this thread wouldn't keep granting wishes with 'so and so Sauron takes over the world' or some such.
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10-06-2005, 05:41 AM | #133 | |
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I wish Celeborn was a block of cheese.
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10-06-2005, 07:27 AM | #134 | |
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I wish that the Elves could have fought at the Black Gate.
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10-06-2005, 10:02 AM | #135 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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No offense Eorl, but that was a rather poor response. Their debating, not killing themselves with guns. Besides, I ducked.
On topic, your wish is granted. Unfortunately, Elrond is slain by the falling Morrannon and his children hold a series of wars against each other for the ownership of Rivendell. I wish the shriek of a Nazgul would make Legolas run away screaming like a little girl. |
10-06-2005, 10:09 AM | #136 | |
Child of the West
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I wish Celeborn would talk faster.
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10-06-2005, 10:45 AM | #137 | |
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He talks faster. Much faster. So fast, that as he talks to the fellowship, his jaw sets on fire and he burns down Lorien. I wish Frodo had sold Bag-End to the Gaffer.
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10-07-2005, 05:09 AM | #138 | |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Off Topic: I apologize, The 1000 Reader, if the remark seemed in bad taste to you. Now that I think of it, it might have been - sorry again.
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I wish my wish is not granted.
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10-07-2005, 05:30 AM | #139 | |
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I wish Gandalf was a tax-collector
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10-07-2005, 06:16 AM | #140 | |
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I wish that Farmer Maggot had given the Hobbits a limitless supply of Mushrooms.
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10-07-2005, 06:44 AM | #141 |
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Your wish is, er, yeah, like, sooo granted. Look! It's Tim Benzedrine riding a magenta giraffe! Hey, these shrooms are wack, man...
I wish a film company would give me a limitless budget to direct four live-action blockbuster Silmarillion films...
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10-07-2005, 06:47 AM | #142 | |
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REMEMBER TO QUOTE THE WISH YOU ARE GRANTING!!! Quote:
I wish that Old Toby was available at the corner shop!
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10-07-2005, 06:50 AM | #143 | |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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I wish I had a wad of longbottom leaf every time someone makes a wish.
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10-07-2005, 06:51 AM | #144 |
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Apparently I write so slow that two posts overtook me. Or maybe I think slow.
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10-07-2005, 02:04 PM | #145 | |
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I wish that Hobbits had HUGE hands.
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10-07-2005, 02:24 PM | #146 | |
Shade of Carn Dűm
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I've always known somethings wrong in the world... I wish the Barrow-Wight got the ring
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10-07-2005, 03:39 PM | #147 | |
Energetic Essence
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I wish I could meet Daeron and learn to write good poetry. (singing after all is technically a form of poetry)
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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10-07-2005, 11:18 PM | #148 | |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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I wish Boromir killed Aragorn and became king in his own right.
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10-07-2005, 11:41 PM | #149 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Granted. Boromir then returns to Gondor, sends out scouting parties for the ring, finds it, and charges alone into Mordor, thinking himself to hold the power of a god. He dies, and Middle-Earth falls into darkness again.
I wish all those killed by a falling rock could have met a more honorable death. |
10-08-2005, 12:34 AM | #150 | |
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Remember to quote the wish you are granting and to make your own wish bold! Quote:
I wish that Tree Beard would visit Bag End one day.
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10-08-2005, 01:37 AM | #151 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Granted. Unfortunately, Treebeard is too large to fit in Bag End so he has no choice but to tear the roof off.
I wish all those killed by a falling rock were given a more honorable death. |
10-08-2005, 01:56 AM | #152 | |
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I wish people would remember to quote the wish one is granting and to make one's own wish bold!
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10-08-2005, 02:56 AM | #153 | |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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I wish Butterbur wasn't so dim-witted. |
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10-08-2005, 06:38 AM | #154 | |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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I wish Hookbill was active in the roleplay section as well. (hey, I like it there!)
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10-08-2005, 10:09 AM | #155 | |
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I wish that Arwen had fallen in love with Legolas instead of Aragorn.
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10-08-2005, 10:15 AM | #156 |
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Abra Kadabra!!! Your wish is granted. As soon as she laid eyes on Legolas, she forgot all about her love for Aragorn and became so deeply immersed in her woe because everyone knew tha Legolas didn't swing that way ( ) that she ended up dieing.
I wish that Fëanor and his sons weren't so bigheaded.
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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10-08-2005, 10:52 AM | #157 | |
Shade of Carn Dűm
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I wish the Ring was made of Winegum
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Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch? He who breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom ~Lurker...
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10-08-2005, 11:03 AM | #158 | |
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I wish that all the weapons were switched around (Legolas gets Axe, Aragorn gets bow etc.)
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Love doesn't blow up and get killed.
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10-08-2005, 11:24 AM | #159 | |
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I wish that there were jelly babies in Middle Earth!
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10-08-2005, 07:15 PM | #160 | |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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I wish that Tirion was really made of tuna.
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