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**The Saucepan Man** · 10-22-2009, 02:13 PM

G is for Gil Galad who was tickled to death by by Eddie Izzard.

Morsul the Dark · 10-22-2009, 02:23 PM

H is for Heren-Isatarian destroyed by Eru's word

running out of rhymes

wilwarin538 · 10-22-2009, 03:26 PM

I is for Inzil who was bloodly scissored.........bahaha

Valier · 10-22-2009, 04:36 PM

J is for JennyHallu who was killed by the delights of Eru

Lol sorry my first time

Boromir88 · 10-22-2009, 05:32 PM

K is for Kitanna who was boiled in Mulligans stew.

Morsul the Dark · 10-22-2009, 08:56 PM

L is for Lari who drowned in morning dew, who knew?

satansaloser2005 · 10-22-2009, 10:41 PM

M is for Morsul, who was manhandled, mauled, (molested?

) and more or less maliciously murdered by Melkor/Morgoth/etc. Meh. (Take that!

)

ETA: I love Saucie's for Gil, by the way.

Morsul the Dark · 10-23-2009, 08:51 AM

N is for Nerwen whined to death by a jew

*It's a joke if you're offended...too bad

skip spence · 10-23-2009, 09:35 AM

O is for Oliphaunts_Rule who deemed himself sacrosanct but was trampled by an elephant

Morsul the Dark · 10-23-2009, 09:38 AM

P is for Petty Dwarf defeated in a duel by Ulysses S. Grant

skip spence · 10-23-2009, 09:49 AM

Q is for QuickSlash, decapitated in a car crash

Morsul the Dark · 10-23-2009, 09:55 AM

R is for Radagastly overdrank at a bash

skip spence · 10-23-2009, 10:58 AM

S is for Sauron the White, blown to pieces by the dude who dresses like a woman in M.A.S.H.

Morsul the Dark · 10-23-2009, 11:03 AM

T is for TwelveMile crushed by a pile of cash

skip spence · 10-23-2009, 11:08 AM

V is for Volo, stabbed by the G'n'R guitarist Slash

Loslote · 10-23-2009, 04:31 PM

W is for Wilwa who wished to see a Balrog. Her wish came true.

**The Saucepan Man** · 10-23-2009, 04:49 PM

X is for XPhial who succumbed to Fell Beast flu.

skip spence · 10-24-2009, 03:48 AM

Y is for Yavanna who messed with the Morgoth's hair-do

**The Saucepan Man** · 10-24-2009, 07:42 AM

Z is for Zoe who, travelling First Class by Gandalf Air*, was pampered to death by air crew.

* The only way to fly, you fools.

Morsul the Dark · 10-24-2009, 08:14 AM

A is for Abrakhaphur is so scared, had a heart attack when someone shouted Boo!

skip spence · 10-24-2009, 08:15 AM

A is for A Little Green who fell into a manhole in Aberdeen

beat my to it Morsul.

Well, B is for Beregond who had a dodgy curry in Vindaloo

Morsul the Dark · 10-24-2009, 08:30 AM

C is for Coral.. I Thought she flew?

skip spence · 10-24-2009, 08:55 AM

D is for Davem who overindulged sniffing glue

Morsul the Dark · 10-24-2009, 08:58 AM

E is for Eonwe jumped into a lion pit, well what are you going to do?

skip spence · 10-24-2009, 09:04 AM

F is for Fëanor of the Peredhil, incinerated by Smaug's lesser known nephew

Morsul the Dark · 10-24-2009, 09:06 AM

G is for gandalf22111 hi over the back with a pool cue

skip spence · 10-24-2009, 09:39 AM

H is for Hakon, buried alive in dog's poo

Morsul the Dark · 10-24-2009, 09:53 AM

I is for Ikaros taken down in a Canadian coup

**The Saucepan Man** · 10-24-2009, 10:05 AM

J is for JennyHallu trampled by a giant JennyHallu

skip spence · 10-24-2009, 10:17 AM

K is for Kent2010 who as it turned out we already knew

Pitchwife · 10-24-2009, 10:37 AM

L is for Lari who drowned in the loo

Morsul the Dark · 10-24-2009, 12:45 PM

M is for Morsul strangled myself after getting stuck behind a Bean filled Gimli, PEEEYUU!

skip spence · 10-24-2009, 12:59 PM

N is for Nerwen, pounded to a pulp by a drunk, boxing kangaroo, but what finished her off was hearing the didgeridoo

Morsul the Dark · 10-24-2009, 08:06 PM

O is for OelteA posted once then was squashed by a Troll's Frying Pan or two

Loslote · 10-25-2009, 05:27 PM

P is for Piosenniel who fell down a well.

skip spence · 10-26-2009, 09:18 AM

Q is for Quempel who was looked up for treason and eventually died in his cell

10-22-2009, 02:13 PM	#121
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	G is for Gil Galad who was tickled to death by by Eddie Izzard. __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

10-22-2009, 02:23 PM	#122
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	H is for Heren-Isatarian destroyed by Eru's word running out of rhymes __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

10-22-2009, 03:26 PM	#123
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	I is for Inzil who was bloodly scissored.........bahaha __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

10-22-2009, 04:36 PM	#124
Valier Twisted Taleswapper Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: somewhere between sanity and insanity Posts: 1,706	J is for JennyHallu who was killed by the delights of Eru Lol sorry my first time __________________ grand return?........

10-22-2009, 05:32 PM	#125
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,518	K is for Kitanna who was boiled in Mulligans stew. __________________ Fenris Penguin

10-22-2009, 08:56 PM	#126
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	L is for Lari who drowned in morning dew, who knew? __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

10-22-2009, 10:41 PM	#127
satansaloser2005 The Sweetest Spoiler Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: from beneath you it giggles incessantly Posts: 5,789	M is for Morsul, who was manhandled, mauled, (molested?) and more or less maliciously murdered by Melkor/Morgoth/etc. Meh. (Take that! ) ETA: I love Saucie's for Gil, by the way. __________________ "My heart always cowers behind the defense of my wit." Friendship is two pals munching on a well-cooked face together. Fenris bookworm.

10-23-2009, 08:51 AM	#128
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	N is for Nerwen whined to death by a jew *It's a joke if you're offended...too bad __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

10-23-2009, 09:35 AM	#129
skip spence shadow of a doubt Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Back on the streets Posts: 1,125	O is for Oliphaunts_Rule who deemed himself sacrosanct but was trampled by an elephant __________________ "You can always come back, but you can't come back all the way" ~ Bob Dylan

10-23-2009, 09:38 AM	#130
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	P is for Petty Dwarf defeated in a duel by Ulysses S. Grant __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

10-23-2009, 09:49 AM	#131
skip spence shadow of a doubt Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Back on the streets Posts: 1,125	Q is for QuickSlash, decapitated in a car crash __________________ "You can always come back, but you can't come back all the way" ~ Bob Dylan

10-23-2009, 09:55 AM	#132
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	R is for Radagastly overdrank at a bash __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

10-23-2009, 10:58 AM	#133
skip spence shadow of a doubt Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Back on the streets Posts: 1,125	S is for Sauron the White, blown to pieces by the dude who dresses like a woman in M.A.S.H. __________________ "You can always come back, but you can't come back all the way" ~ Bob Dylan

10-23-2009, 11:03 AM	#134
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	T is for TwelveMile crushed by a pile of cash __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

10-23-2009, 11:08 AM	#135
skip spence shadow of a doubt Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Back on the streets Posts: 1,125	V is for Volo, stabbed by the G'n'R guitarist Slash __________________ "You can always come back, but you can't come back all the way" ~ Bob Dylan Last edited by skip spence; 10-23-2009 at 11:09 AM. Reason: Wrong letter!

10-23-2009, 04:31 PM	#136
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,021	W is for Wilwa who wished to see a Balrog. Her wish came true. __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

10-23-2009, 04:49 PM	#137
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	X is for XPhial who succumbed to Fell Beast flu. __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

10-24-2009, 03:48 AM	#138
skip spence shadow of a doubt Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Back on the streets Posts: 1,125	Y is for Yavanna who messed with the Morgoth's hair-do __________________ "You can always come back, but you can't come back all the way" ~ Bob Dylan

10-24-2009, 07:42 AM	#139
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Z is for Zoe who, travelling First Class by Gandalf Air, was pampered to death by air crew. The only way to fly, you fools. __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

10-24-2009, 08:14 AM	#140
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	A is for Abrakhaphur is so scared, had a heart attack when someone shouted Boo! __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

10-24-2009, 08:15 AM	#141
skip spence shadow of a doubt Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Back on the streets Posts: 1,125	Starting all over again... A is for A Little Green who fell into a manhole in Aberdeen beat my to it Morsul. Well, B is for Beregond who had a dodgy curry in Vindaloo __________________ "You can always come back, but you can't come back all the way" ~ Bob Dylan Last edited by skip spence; 10-24-2009 at 08:19 AM.

10-24-2009, 08:30 AM	#142
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	C is for Coral.. I Thought she flew? __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

10-24-2009, 08:55 AM	#143
skip spence shadow of a doubt Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Back on the streets Posts: 1,125	D is for Davem who overindulged sniffing glue __________________ "You can always come back, but you can't come back all the way" ~ Bob Dylan

10-24-2009, 08:58 AM	#144
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	E is for Eonwe jumped into a lion pit, well what are you going to do? __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

10-24-2009, 09:04 AM	#145
skip spence shadow of a doubt Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Back on the streets Posts: 1,125	F is for Fëanor of the Peredhil, incinerated by Smaug's lesser known nephew __________________ "You can always come back, but you can't come back all the way" ~ Bob Dylan

10-24-2009, 09:06 AM	#146
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	G is for gandalf22111 hi over the back with a pool cue __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

10-24-2009, 09:39 AM	#147
skip spence shadow of a doubt Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Back on the streets Posts: 1,125	H is for Hakon, buried alive in dog's poo __________________ "You can always come back, but you can't come back all the way" ~ Bob Dylan

10-24-2009, 09:53 AM	#148
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	I is for Ikaros taken down in a Canadian coup __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

10-24-2009, 10:05 AM	#149
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	J is for JennyHallu trampled by a giant JennyHallu __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

10-24-2009, 10:17 AM	#150
skip spence shadow of a doubt Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Back on the streets Posts: 1,125	K is for Kent2010 who as it turned out we already knew __________________ "You can always come back, but you can't come back all the way" ~ Bob Dylan

10-24-2009, 10:37 AM	#151
Pitchwife Wight of the Old Forest Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Unattended on the railway station, in the litter at the dancehall Posts: 3,329	L is for Lari who drowned in the loo __________________ Und aus dem Erebos kamen viele seelen herauf der abgeschiedenen toten.- Homer, Odyssey, Canto XI

10-24-2009, 12:45 PM	#152
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	M is for Morsul strangled myself after getting stuck behind a Bean filled Gimli, PEEEYUU! __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

10-24-2009, 12:59 PM	#153
skip spence shadow of a doubt Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Back on the streets Posts: 1,125	N is for Nerwen, pounded to a pulp by a drunk, boxing kangaroo, but what finished her off was hearing the didgeridoo __________________ "You can always come back, but you can't come back all the way" ~ Bob Dylan

10-24-2009, 08:06 PM	#154
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	O is for OelteA posted once then was squashed by a Troll's Frying Pan or two __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

10-25-2009, 05:27 PM	#155
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,021	P is for Piosenniel who fell down a well. __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris